Welcome, Guest: Join Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 2,599,037 members, 6,033,392 topics. Date: Saturday, 05 December 2020 at 09:17 AM

Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes - Politics - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Politics / Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes (43286 Views)

EndSARS: We Are Unhappy Sanwo-Olu Denied Inviting Army - General Ahmed Taiwo / Muhammadu Buhari With A Rifle (Throwback Photo) / Buhari & Joshua Gin Looking At A Rifle Seized From Biafran Soldiers In Awka 1969 (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) ... (12) (Reply) (Go Down)

Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by dre11(m): 3:50pm On Nov 14
I wish I brought a rifle to try it on you, army commander jokes with panel member over Lekki shooting

Ahmed Taiwo, a brigadier general and commander of 81 military intelligence brigade of the Nigerian Army, joked about using a rifle on members of the Lagos judicial panel of inquiry, on Saturday.

Taiwo was answering a question posed by a panel member on the effects of blank ammunition.

The brigadier-general had said the army used blank ammunition rather than live bullets to disperse the #EndSARS protesters at the Lekki tollgate.

“I am an expert in ammunition having spent so long in the army. However, you may wish not to take my word for it but look up the effects of blank ammunition,” he said.

“Even if you put it against your skin and fire, you will only have a burn mark to show for it. I wish I brought a rifle to try it on you.”


Maintaining that it was against the code of conduct of the Nigerian Army to fire at peaceful civilians, Taiwo said a single discharge of live ammunition was capable of killing up to three persons when fired in close proximity.

“When fired, it has a muzzle velocity of 700m per second, it is effective up to 600m. That means if you fire a rifle, it will kill someone up to 600m away depending on the skill of the firer, ” he said.

“With that heavy muzzle velocity, if that rifle is shot at somebody at 10m, the damage is unimaginable. With that crowd you see there, if they fire you won’t have a kill per person but perhaps three kills per person.”

https://www.thecable.ng/extra-i-wish-i-brought-a-rifle-to-try-it-on-you-army-commander-jokes-with-panel-member-over-lekki-shooting

17 Likes 4 Shares

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by OZOnNengiTheory: 3:52pm On Nov 14
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with

185 Likes 36 Shares

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Brandonx(m): 3:52pm On Nov 14
That general is so insensitive undecided
He should bring the rifle and someone should please try with a live bullet on him.

331 Likes 15 Shares

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Zayttoven: 3:53pm On Nov 14
Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

--DMX [ROMEO MUST DIE] 2000].

193 Likes 14 Shares

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by baliyubla: 3:54pm On Nov 14
The Dingbat thinks it’s funny.

Please stop shitting on the corpse of those your Men killed in the most gruesome manner.

94 Likes 5 Shares

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by IamWonderful: 3:55pm On Nov 14
Sight of blood bring them joy

12 Likes

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by nairavsdollars(f): 3:55pm On Nov 14
So somebody cannot play with the panel members again in peace

32 Likes 6 Shares

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Blackking98(m): 3:59pm On Nov 14
nairavsdollars:
So somebody cannot play with the panel members again in peace
It's a joke quit alright but at this point in time it was unnecessary due to the situation on ground

52 Likes 4 Shares

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Comedian2019: 4:00pm On Nov 14
Joking with human lives.
Nonsense.

34 Likes 1 Share

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by ShobayoEmma(m): 4:05pm On Nov 14
They are as careless in mouth as in their handling of riffles.




Buhari, a good man with evil intentions

24 Likes 3 Shares

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Ever8090: 4:06pm On Nov 14
I wish I brought a rifle to try it on you...

committee members......

167 Likes 7 Shares

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Unik3030: 4:07pm On Nov 14
All I can say about d Lekki shooting is that both parties aren't sincere so they are covering lies with lies.

it's obvious DJ switch lied n other endsars activist n also the government isn't sincere so both parties aren't telling us what happened.

questions d government needs to answer
*d Fashola camera
*who called d soldiers n what were they called for?
*y didn't they calm protesters in other places but prefer where Tinubu is making his money?


questions d soldiers need to answer
*were u there that night?
*who called u n what did he call u to come n do?
*u agree shooting occurred,who fired it?
*u agree u used blank bullet but we say a 2005 Nigeria navy bullet,did it come from d sky?


questions for DJ switch to answer
*how many were killed?
*we agreed your phone went off at a time so u couldn't capture d scenes,are u d only one with phone there or only your phone can capture d scenerio?
*u admitted to speaking with the soldiers shooting,did he paused the shooting so he can speak with u or u have bullet proof?

questions for endsars protesters
*u once had an affiliation with Atiku during campaign n now u are leading a protest against a government that defeated your preferred candidate,can u prove beyond reasonable doubt that u aren't sponsored to cause chaos?

*u received a certain amount during the protest, please can u clearly tell us what it was meant for n d services u rendered?

*u posted some pictures online about d protest,can u prove to us that they were real n not fake news to incite violence

81 Likes 10 Shares

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by BabaOwen(m): 4:08pm On Nov 14
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman who loses a child is scared of nothing else in this world..and I can tell you with all o have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with
How do people end up with bullets injuries in the videos we watch on IG?

227 Likes 11 Shares

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by abiolert(m): 4:21pm On Nov 14
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman who loses a child is scared of nothing else in this world..and I can tell you with all o have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with
Just shut the Bleep up OK.

223 Likes 5 Shares

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Golan007: 4:29pm On Nov 14
abiolert:

Just shut the Bleep up OK.

Shut up.

28 Likes 2 Shares

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Racoon(m): 4:30pm On Nov 14
How can a senior military officer for that matter make such an offensive statement while a high profile panel investigating the disgusting role played by the army which include the death of people? This just reaffirmed that the army lied.They are utterly insensitive & wicked.

46 Likes 2 Shares

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by CodeTemplar: 4:33pm On Nov 14
Lol. . . is that funny? So they denied them first aid and medical help because it wasn't live ammunition too? Ten lies are always needed to cover one silly lie.

16 Likes 1 Share

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Patrioticman007(m): 4:39pm On Nov 14
Naija Reloaded 2.8.
Its a fact that blank bullets were used as shown on the video evidence, however the effects might have caused stampedes which usually ends in injuries & death.
However those saying otherwise, should please come forward with video evidence & counter the military assertion.

10 Likes

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Moferere: 4:40pm On Nov 14
He indicted SanwoOlu in his presentation

2 Likes

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by wman(m): 4:40pm On Nov 14
Quite insensitive

1 Like

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by smartval(m): 4:40pm On Nov 14
so these soldiers are still lying

3 Likes

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by frubben(m): 4:40pm On Nov 14
Which kind joke be this one

2 Likes

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by R0kstarr8(m): 4:40pm On Nov 14
that's what he will say after the deed has already been done
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by peacekante: 4:40pm On Nov 14
Thank God it is a joke. But abeg make him no carry riffle enter that place o. Meanwhile, there are many things unraveling at the panel about what happened in lekki that day.
Thank God there is little or no contradiction to what Sanwo Olu said here in his interview with CNN


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tiFZ8NCeTc

1 Like

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Prodigee: 4:40pm On Nov 14
Whether na blank or live bullets una use, it was totally out of place. Where were you fvckers when useless hoodlums hijacked the peaceful protests? When the urchins started attacking innocent people, looting and destroying properties you were MIA. Crap!

1 Like

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by blinking001(m): 4:40pm On Nov 14
This is some serious shit we all are joking with. The Army wants their godlike status to be maintained.

4 Likes

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by opalu: 4:41pm On Nov 14
Rubbish
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by sucreblazing(m): 4:41pm On Nov 14
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with



Smh for you sir

16 Likes 1 Share

Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Anneka101(f): 4:42pm On Nov 14
This is insensitivity at its peak, so how come blank bullets killed 2 protesters and injured scores.


The panel is a joke. I know nothing good would come out of this panel.

I have got iPhone 8 64GB for sale ooo

070331727783

3 Likes

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) ... (12) (Reply)

Prof Mohamood Yusuf: Top 10 Things You Need To Know About The New INEC Boss / Fayose: "I Am A Big Boy Like Orji Kalu, Tinubu" / Senator Dino Melaye Celebrates Son's Birthday With This Picture

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2020 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 104
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.