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If i were a fly i would be all over you coz u the shit!

First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say: i'm sorry to bother you but you melting my ice cream.

[quote author=T'base]This c an only be use when the girl his sexy it goes like this excuse me but i think your parent must have a farm cause you surely know how to raise a cork) getit[/quote]Lol

andyanders: No mind Idowuigbo. She is sick and you can see that her job here is to write rubbish on people's post. sick animal.

So on point bro.

yuzedo: You must be suffering from anu-mpama syndrome!
How dare you question my desires?
Did they state the ambient in which the answer must fall under?
So if I really say what I want in a woman, will you magically conjure her for my arzzzee? No make me bite you this xmas o!

Chump i got 3 words 4 u: Go F yourself!

Idowuogbo: Voltron! Defender of the universe,which level? Oya ni e! On be! Puma!!!

U need help, with all ur fussing up nd down. STFU! Do u know wot STFU means?! Mad Black B1tch!

Idowuogbo: Jesus! Who ask u? Narration insect bite u?

Must u crash som1's post?!

cumudie: my frnd dated one very tall handsome guy and he dealt with her. Now she is with the shortest guy I knw and he has a car,a good job, a house,takes her to all the places you can think about,rented a house for her in school and their introduction was in november. They are getting married early next year.
I like a guy that has respect
Well as for physique I like them hairy doe leg and chest.
Must be good at out_witting me if I may use that phrase,he must have shock absorber because I have mood swings and he must b able to set the rules too. When we define wat we both want,he shld b able to confront me ooo.I like a guy that can cook once in a while too....

Girl look no further...

yuzedo: ~ Big Brezz
~ Big Nyash
~ Slim Waist
~ Thick Thighs
~ Sweet Punny
~ Sexxxxxy face
~ Ability to Nyash like horse!

Dude grow up.

safarigirl: He must be Funny, Ambitious, Attractive (looks, height ie tall and nice bod)and Brilliant (FAAB). It's all I require

Me likee...

omarky: Mouth watering

Wetin dey water mouth 4 this one o?!

Abujafood: He doesn't look drunk in that picture!

Actually santa confiscated his palmwine!

Nice

petrov 10: prodigal iliterate

U re stewpid 4 dat comment...must u quote back! Looser!

ilugunboy: Who is this...what the hell have you just typed?

Error bro...i misquoted!

petrov 10: e] ok i lyk dis woman if u dont lyk her go nd romance hi tension lol

Who gives a darn wot u like! Her actions and deeds re not justifiable.

Vikin: busty!

Hmmmm, by the time she drop one, you go see busty tire!

lol

omenziate: Wetin b her offence now? Wetin she do wey others no do?

So she shld be showered wit praises?! Don't blame u! Ur id speaks...bad omen.

WTF! GEJ's mother? It seems d leadership is devoid of sanity.

[quote author=Βουκέφαλος]Nigeria presidential elections.[/quote]In 2012? WTF!

WTF?!

Nice development!

Lord have mercy!

This is serious...@op more pics pls.

ujukala: What a man can do...

...a woman can do better!

Bonaguy: Pastors are no longer solely interested in getting people to Heaven; they’ve devised intelligent ways to make good money while reaching out to souls.

Forbes releases its list of the richest pastors in Africa and Nigerian pastors made the top 5

Below are the 5 richest pastors in africa.


1. Bishop David Oyedepo

Affiliation: Living Faith World Outreach Ministry, aka Winners Chapel

Estimated net worth: $150 million

David Oyedepo is Nigeria’s wealthiest preacher. Ever since he founded the Living Faith World Outreach Ministry in 1981, it has grown to become one of Africa’s largest congregations. The Faith Tabernacle, where he hosts three services every Sunday, is Africa’s largest worship center, with a seating capacity of 50,000. Oyedepo owns four private jets and homes in London and the United States. He also owns Dominion Publishing House, a thriving publishing company that publishes all his books (which are often centered on prosperity). He founded and owns Covenant University, one of Nigeria’s leading tertiary institutions, and Faith Academy, an elite high school.

2. Chris Oyakhilome
Church: Believers’ Loveworld Ministries, a.k.a Christ Embassy

Estimated net worth: $30 million – $50 million

Last year, the charismatic preacher was at the center of a $35 million money laundering case in which he was accused of siphoning funds from his church to foreign banks. Pastor Chris pleaded no wrongdoing and the case was eventually dismissed. His church, Christ Embassy, boasts more than 40,000 members, several of whom are successful business executives and politicians. Oyakhilome’s diversified interests include newspapers, magazines, a local television station, a record label, satellite TV, hotels and extensive real estate. His Loveworld TV Network is the first Christian network to broadcast from Africa to the rest of the world on a 24 hour basis.

3. Temitope Joshua
Church: Synagogue Church Of All Nations (SCOAN)

Estimated net worth: $10 million – $15 million

Nigeria’s most controversial clergyman is also one of its richest and most philanthropic. T.B Joshua heads the Synagogue Church of all Nations (SCOAN), a congregation he founded in 1987, which accommodates over 15,000 worshippers on Sundays. The Pastor has remained controversial for several years for his inexplicable powers to heal all sorts of incurable diseases, including HIV/AIDS, cancer and paralysis. For miracle-craving worshippers, it’s the perfect seduction. The church currently has branches in Ghana, the United Kingdom, South Africa, and Greece. In the past three years, he has given over $20 million to causes in education, healthcare and rehabilitation programs for former Niger Delta militants. He owns Emmanuel TV, a Christian television network, and is close friends with Ghanaian President Atta Mills.

4. Matthew Ashimolowo
Kingsway International Christian Centre (KICC)

Estimated net worth: $6 million – $10 million

In 1992, Foursquare Gospel Church, a Nigerian church, sent Ashimolowo to open a satellite branch in London. But Pastor Matthew had other ideas and decided to set up his own church instead. Today, his Kingsway International Christian Center is reportedly the largest Pentecostal church in the United Kingdom. In 2009, the church posted profits of close to $10 million and assets worth $40 million. Ashimolowo earns an annual salary of $200,000, but his real wealth comes from varied business interests including his media company, Matthew Ashimolowo media, which churns out Christian literature and documentaries. Ashimolowo’s representatives did not respond to a request confirming his net worth and ownership of all these assets.

5. Chris Okotie
Church: Household of God Church

Net worth: $3 million -$10 million

Pastor Okotie made his first success as a popular pop musician in the 80s. He found the light, embraced the bible and set up the Household of God Church, one of Nigeria’s most flamboyant congregations. His 5,000 member church consists predominantly of Nollywood celebrities, musicians, and society people. He contested and lost Nigerian presidential elections for the third time this year under the Fresh Party, a political party he founded and funds. An automobile lover, he owns a Mercedes S600, Hummer and Porsche among several others.

Source: http://gistmetro..com/2012/12/5-richest-pastors-in-africa-forbes.html

@OP: 1. That should be former
Ghanaian president Late Atta Mills. 2. Pls clarify: which elections?