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BusinessWhy Is Nigeria Treated Like A Pariah State In Global E-commerce Circles by profagbaje(op): 9:23am On Feb 16, 2024
My recent issue with PayPal remittance since over one year now has really highlighted the fact that Nigeria is still unwelcome among the business circles a abroad.

Why can't I repatriate my PayPal funds with the legitimate local banking instruments that I currently have? Why go through so much proxies to get just a few USD into my local coffers?

I have also tried using the small USD to buy things on Amazon, AliExpress but neither supports PayPal payments because I'm Nigerian.

I'd have expected the Commmunications & Digital economy minister to get to work fixing this menacing issue. Nigeria should not be blacklisted by global businesses just because a couple of boys have made cyber fraud their mainstay.

We should all be able to trade locally & earn globally without proxies, please.
BusinessRe: I Need Someone In Singapore To Help Get My USD Out Of Paypal Account by profagbaje(op): 9:15am On Feb 16, 2024
Bloomsvilledgit:
Why not register a company in the UK and open a UK business PayPal account. Why una like suffering like this.

I can help you register your company and open a UK business PayPal account
Why'd I register a coy in UK because of small change? Why una like yeye talk like dis?
BusinessRe: I Need Someone In Singapore To Help Get My USD Out Of Paypal Account by profagbaje(op): 9:14am On Feb 16, 2024
TripleLTD:
i told you to DM me
I would gladly help out. It may take a couple of days but it would be successful at a percentage bro
What percentage are we looking at & would it require giving up the account credentials?
BusinessRe: I Need Someone In Singapore To Help Get My USD Out Of Paypal Account by profagbaje(op): 2:48pm On Feb 15, 2024
Paypal is simply useless to me at this point because I don't know what they want from me again!

I've tried severally to access the small USD that I have there to no avail. I now have grey virtual USD that cost me 5K to create but can't transfer the funds there.

I've tried to use the funds to purchase stuff on Ali Express, no luck!

I need HELP!
BusinessFIRS To Skit-makers, Content-creators: This Is Not A Joke! by profagbaje(op): 4:06pm On Feb 04, 2024
FIRS is going after Skit-makers, Content-creators & other digital-preneurs that have been smiling to the bank since various platforms have become tools for generating enormous amounts of wealth - many have made it a habit of flaunting these proceeds online without recourse...

Now the FIRS, Nigeria's foremost tax collector, has finally woken up to this tax demography and hinted it's readiness to accommodate them into the tax bracket as meaningful contributors to the economy.

Many of these creators earn globally while they work locally, most are actually quite successful at their trade. It however remains to be seen how the taxman will go about this without causing an uproar online over this move to suddenly tax their hard-earned incomes.
FamilyRe: How To Get LGA / State Of Origin Certificate For International Passport by profagbaje(m): 9:26am On Feb 01, 2024
iknowexperts:
One of the requirements for international passport is state of origin certificate or LGA of origin certificate

In the NIS website, this requirement is called "letter of identification from Local Gornment/state of origin or residence..."

I have come across more than a few persons who are confused about what exactly this document is, and how to obtain it.

The state of origin certificate, or specifically LGA certificate of origin is given to prove that you are from a particular place.

It is mostly given based on the LGA the parents (mostly the father) originate from.
It doesn't have a limited validity period which means when you get it once, you can use it indefinitley.

To receive the certificate, you will need to go to the LGA secretariat your parent or parents are from.
You might not need to travel down to your LGA if there is a liaison office around your location.
LGAs in Nigeria have their liaison offices in Lagos and Abuja.

How to get the LGA certificate of origin

Generally, most LGAs follow the procedure below:

1. You will need 2 copies of a recent passport photograpgh.
2. You will be given a form where you fill your personal details.
3. Next is payment at a designated LGA account. Some places accept cash.

After payment your certificate will printed, signed and issued to you.

Below is a LGA certificate of origin for one of the local governments in Nigeria
Is this really necessary in 2024 with all the NIN & BVN & PVC & all whatnots? I reaaly would not want to be bogged down by theis particular requirement when I need a particular service - will not be funny!
PoliticsOrisirisi by profagbaje(op): 6:08am On Jan 07, 2024
more on tales of the weirdly absurd: everyone out of power has the solution to all our problems...until they get into power
LiteratureRe: Authors- Post Your Book Links Here by profagbaje(m): 6:44am On Jan 06, 2024
Jobless Musings ~ when idleness was the only industry available to me...
You can preview or buy my first effort at penning my musings on Amazon at:

https://a.co/d/1VwL6pr

Your very honest review is absolutely welcome!
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LiteratureRe: After Slaughtering Okadabooks, Will Okechukwu Ofili Slaughter Writers' Creativit by profagbaje(m):
Trapped N2,000.00
Okadabooks has refused to pay me the 2K I put in my wallet years ago. Why?

Anyways, that aside, the owner of Okadabooks should simply have looked for someone to buy the business from him, even if at some loss. I don't know why Nigerians do the things they do, really?

I'm sure someone out there would have bought the business & made it work - even better.
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BusinessBest Alternative To Grey In Nigeria by profagbaje(op): 6:06am On Jan 06, 2024
I've been battling with Grey to create a virtual USD account & card for ages now. Can I get a list of reliable fintechs that can do the job better than Grey, please?
LiteratureRe: After Slaughtering Okadabooks, Will Okechukwu Ofili Slaughter Writers' Creativit by profagbaje(m): 10:53am On Dec 29, 2023
Wait! Hold up! I've got two thousand naira in my okadabooks wallet plus some body of work, I hope they've not disappeared?
BusinessRe: Sudenly ORBIT Chewing Gum Has Disappeared From Supermarket Shelves, Why?! by profagbaje(op): 10:49am On Dec 29, 2023
Orbit entered the luxury items category I understand but shouldn't disappear just like that. Some people, like myself, would pay premium for the item.
BusinessRe: I Need Someone In Singapore To Help Get My USD Out Of Paypal Account by profagbaje(op): 10:46am On Dec 29, 2023
Well, it has been one bottleneck after another, Grey has refused to create a USD account for me to even attempt getting the USD 225 out of PayPal, it's ridiculous!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Is Partially Back; A Work In Progress by profagbaje(m): 3:05pm On Dec 21, 2023
such a inspiring story of gritty doggedness in the face of heavy criticism and unnatural negativity; you continue to inspire many & all this is to your continuous evolution into the brand that never dies - more grease to your gears, power to your elbows
BusinessRe: I Need Someone In Singapore To Help Get My USD Out Of Paypal Account by profagbaje(op): 1:59pm On Dec 14, 2023
TripleLTD:
Okay Can you try login
Let me see the error message. And also was the account limited or still functioning.
Sorry for taking this long but it seems the system is slowing me login now. I'll attempt to move the funds. If I fail, I'll let you know.
BusinessRe: I Need Someone In Singapore To Help Get My USD Out Of Paypal Account by profagbaje(op): 1:34pm On Dec 14, 2023
TripleLTD:
Okay Can you try login
Let me see the error message. And also was the account limited or still functioning.
Ok, one moment please
BusinessRe: I Need Someone In Singapore To Help Get My USD Out Of Paypal Account by profagbaje(op): 1:32pm On Dec 14, 2023
TripleLTD:
How many $$$ and Does it allow you to link Us bank
It's just USD 225. And does not allow me login from Nigeria.
BusinessSudenly ORBIT Chewing Gum Has Disappeared From Supermarket Shelves, Why?! by profagbaje(op): 11:09am On Dec 14, 2023
I have been trying to get the Orbit Chewing gum from my go-to stores for over a month now and see other brans i really do not like. Who has any idea about where to get my favorite chewing gum, please?

BusinessRe: I Need Someone In Singapore To Help Get My USD Out Of Paypal Account by profagbaje(op):
profagbaje:
Honest Nigerian in Singapore needed to help get a few USD out of a legitimate PayPal account - with reward.
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My funds are still trapped in nthat SG paypal account, if you are in SG and a good Nigeiran, kind;y reach out.

CAVEAT:
There is nothing fraudulent or illegal about this. The money is from a ticket sale on StubHub, please.
BusinessRe: I Need Someone In Singapore To Help Get My USD Out Of Paypal Account by profagbaje(op): 11:02am On Dec 14, 2023
MrBrownJay1:
who in their right mind would do this ....and possibly be involved in some criminal enterprise?! money could be coming from fraud/theft/kidnapping even murder etc and anyone using their identity to receive the money would possibly go to jail!

NOBODY SHOULD EVER FALL FOR THAT!
Well, IT IS MY PAYPAL account that has legitimate funds from the sale of tha last FIFA WORLD CUP match tickets from STUBHUB. I had to create a SG paypal account using VPN because i couldn't get the money in my NG paypla account at the time.

I hope this brings you some relief from your hasty conclusions, Sir?
BusinessI Need Someone In Singapore To Help Get My USD Out Of Paypal Account by profagbaje(op): 10:32pm On Mar 25, 2023
Honest Nigerian in Singapore needed to help get a few USD out of a legitimate PayPal account - with reward.
InvestmentHow Do I Get My Earnings In Cutie Garden? by profagbaje(op): 3:40pm On Jan 28, 2022
I recently hit a milestone on the Cutie Garden app and wondering how to getthe cash out since my bank ios refusing to add my card to paypal? Suggestions, please.
Nairaland GeneralWhy Did Legwork.com.ng Die An Untimely Death? by profagbaje(op): 5:26pm On Oct 26, 2021
So I came across some of my old blogposts in the mid to late 2000's and found a ling to legwork.com.ng - an indigenous social media site that predated fabecook & was competing with eskimi & co at the time. Suddenly it disappeared and with it all the cool networks I'd formed at that time - so I'm wondering, what happened to LEGWORK.COM.NG?

If you know the developers/owners, give them a shout.

I found snapshots on the ghost machine -- archve.com & proof that I wasn't hallucinating when I recalled such a service ever existed.

LiteratureHypocrisy: In Hallowed Places. by profagbaje(op): 6:47pm On Oct 20, 2021
The many, undeserving dead,
Deserve national outpouring,
Every single poor soul,
Cut untimely from fame or fortune;

No one soul is made more,
Is worthier than the other,
All came from the earth,
And it hath the last say;

So why demonstrate double standard,
Roaring silence when calamity comes afishing,
Abductions, medical neglect, ritual murders,
Innocent blood shed wantonly daily?

The transience of power is earth bound,
Only the heavens will forever stick around,
The sun rises on the day of reckoning,
Be prepared, oppressor, your time is nigh.


In commemoration of a black day in the history of Nigeria, young people express disappointment that after one year nothing has changed about the brutality of government against unarmed protesters exercising fundamental human right on 20-10-2020.

The hypocrisy in high places is evident with the way government pampers terrorists and cracks down on peaceful demonstrators.

The collective spirit of the people of state has defied all kinds of intimidation and continues to fight for a better nation-state that respects human life and makes living in Nigeria a permanent sweet experience.

From <https://hellopoetry.com/dadaolowoeyo/
PoliticsIs INEC CVR Portal A Clever Ploy To Disenfranchise Millennials??? by profagbaje(op): 5:23pm On Oct 19, 2021
Has anyone successfully uploaded an image on the INEC CVR portal? https://cvr.inecnigeria.org/

LiteratureBalls Of Steel (1.) by profagbaje(op): 12:22pm On Sep 23, 2021
Child of necessity
Born on a blanket of hope
To a mother who can barely cope
And a father who roams the city

With so much tears
Mother gathers a few rags together
Prays fate will find one better
To love him all his years

Tempered by harsh realities of life
Scavenging on scrapes and bits
Grows leathery skin to survive the streets
Each sunrise and sunset a renewed strife
LiteratureXenophobia: Origins. by profagbaje(op): 4:22am On Sep 18, 2021
And Cain lifted his arm,
And struck his brother, Abel,
And the earth groaned in pain,
And hate soaked the entire world.
LiteratureWhen Hearts Fall Apart. by profagbaje(op): 12:12pm On Sep 17, 2021
By Dada Olowo Eyo
Monday, 15 June 2009 at 17:30
Posted on the now defunct "facebook.com/notes"


When the two young boys rushed over to tell us that one of our friends had slumped we thought it was one of those false alarms or pranks young children play on adults. But little did we know it was the start to a very, very long twenty-four hours of major drama; because Bennett (not his real name) really had slumped and although the ladies around had taken off his jungle boots; green-ringed, white socks; seated him on a white, plastic chair; he was still too weak to even sit upright...or recognize any of us.

Bennett arrived at the lodge around March, he and his colleagues tried as much as possible to adjust to the very hard conditions at the lodge. It turned out he would smoke at least a packet of cigarettes a day and drink quite often, too. On this particular day, a Saturday, I was just finishing my meal outside when Uche came around to sit on one of the make-shift bamboo seats; we exchanged pleasantries, talked about the just-concluded French open, ongoing Queens court warm up event and the upcoming Wimbledon grand slam. Bennett had just finished a bowl of "eba" and earlier an even bigger bowl of yams and eggs; he then went off. About thirty minutes later the boys rushed over.

We carried him over to our side of the lodge and laid him on a bare mattress. Too weak to even respond to his name the girls made a concoction of milk and malt and I force-fed him. We took off his pants and made sure he had plenty of air. Later on one of the doctors at the lodge was called in and after a number of annoying calls to the authorities the infirm was rushed to the FMC.

 After much dust had settled we began to trace the origins of the almost fatal occurrence. Bennett had been courting a lady living there at the lodge and they had gone quite long. But something happened the previous day. He discovered his "toastee" had given an alternate number to a fellow called "Big boy" and he got to know about it. Coupled with his excessive smoking habit, heavy drinking and worrying, he went off in a mad rush that Saturday night to over-indulge himself and that resulted in his slumping.

He's still at the hospital receiving treatment for a cacophony of ailments chief among which is dehydration--mostly as a result of too much nicotine and alcohol in his system. The doctors also say his heart has become fragile and has difficulty pumping much needed blood around his body. I would not go into the stories brought back by friends who accompanied Bennett to hospital. It would amount to washing our very dirty linen in public. Let us just say it was not pleasant. We pray for his speedy recovery.

The question now is why should he take such matters of the heart (or love?) too deeply at and in such an environment where nothing lasts for more than one year anyway? A friend of mine, Blaze, a Counseling Psychologist, said he would talk to him when he is eventually discharged from hospital on how to handle such affairs. The lady in question has not been seen ever since and She, I do not think, would be willing to offer as much as a sigh when she hears of the incident.

That’s what happened at the weekend of June 12, 2009.

Now I ask: Should we love senselessly--only to die needlessly?
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LiteratureBrighten Up! by profagbaje(op): 6:42am On Sep 14, 2021
Walk out on your dreams,
And others will walk straight into them,
Yes, you swim dark, sorrowful streams;
There are those who've made dams out of 'em.
LiteratureThe New Husband. by profagbaje(op): 2:08am On Sep 12, 2021
I have learned from father and brother-in-law,
How not to treat wives,
Provision is not a chore,
It is maintaining dear lives.
LiteratureThe New Husband. by profagbaje(op): 2:02am On Sep 12, 2021
I have learned from father and brother-in-law,
How not to treat wives,
Provision is not a chore,
It is maintaining dear lives.
LiteratureLoyalty. by profagbaje(op): 5:53am On Sep 11, 2021
Only I trust,
The beating of my heart,
Been with me from the very start,
Right through six feet thrust, and dust.

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