Swagalord18: I waz granted a wish by a genie ...
ME: i wish to live 4reva
GENIE: oh ..i'm sorry ..i can't fulfill such wishes
ME: okay.. i wish to die only when tottenham win d league

Oga, no talk so o. It's very very possible...dnt underate spurs!

Welcome back sylvalord...
@romanticboy_thanks 4 ya prayers. U're blessed!
@y'all who have inadvertently turned diz site 2 a dating crib, datz quite quite bad...I knw man shall nt live by bread or book alone buh u're deviating of d sole purpose of viz thread. And as usual, I go speak my mind, sm of d females on d thread r even happy wit d latest twist. "Vanity upon vanity, all na vanity". Sorry 4 starting 2day on a hidihagaistic note(patrick obahiagbon/romanticboy)
D lord is our muscle! Jesusssssss

Good morning Nigeria...

Romanticboy1:
U cud av studied a science course then

I'm a lawyer in d making bro. Goyna take d form 4 law school at Victoria Island vewi xoon

exPLIcit7: wait 4 KOFAAAAAAAA...KOLAAAAAAAA...you are making us angry oh...CHAI...I'm shouting again 0...maybe I wil wake anoda person...KOFAAAAAAABAAA*Jumps out of window*

Prison break...no...Psycho break!

Kolade9: @explicit
Is okonjo iweala not married?
Dora akinyuli,allison madueke etc

Nd d quite famous Prof Ruqayyatu rufai

Romanticboy1:
Stop usin d name of d lord in vain!

Oga, abeg apply sense. M already in an angry mood due 2 My dibu so don't aggravate d situation. God sef understand. Jesussssssssssssssss

exPLIcit7: continuous learning z very good oh...back den in school...I'm very good at debating...i'm a bad one when it comes 2 debating but I've lost my skill...okay...I'm not opposing u...but don't u think everywoman wil someday get married.

'was a master debater, I've even represented my school times without number including cowbell maths competition. 2 doze who knw abt d lagos 1 day governor competition, I once contested in d final. **nO bRaGgInG**

Good morning every1...Happy New week. Do we have 2 wait till eternity b4 doze pple upload d admission notice in d kofa page. Jesusss

Juz back 4rm church nd wanna wish every1 a blissful sunday and a joyous matriculation in advance. #Peace

Good evening every1...Up Nigeria! Regards 2 y'all. Make una no ask me if i don recheck am coz ah juz did...

Riley_Freeman:
Did you see this post at all?
And about your question, the answer is No.

Yea I did...understood...buh they shld quickly come over nd handle my department...b4 i mastermind d genocide of Mr dibu's lineage!

sylvalord:
and what's with the pretense..

Lol...seconded....y d pretense?
Dere'z nothing new under d sun.

Fairfax: Sumone on dis thread,cant remember d name

Yea...I remember sm1 said so few hours back

sm of U r ignorant of d fact dah most females seeking admission r quite young also...juz dah they look more matured than males of dia age.

FilesUpdator:
Admitted at 14? Wetin all these children dey go find for university sef??

We/Them dy find biscuit go.

bizmania: 14 ke? University don dey turn children ministry *SMH*

No, na RCF<Redeemed christian fellowship>
U guys dnt knw dah "We r d world, we r d children; we r d ones 2 make a brighter place, SO LET'S START GIVING"...I rest my case

Didi 5: why are you bothered about that poo on Jamb's portal.
With 68 aggregate for history and not yet admitted?
I do not think the merit list for history has been uploaded.Be rest assured that you have been admitted already,do not be too hard on yourself,its a test of faith from God.
You are in already.

Thanks bro...I really appreciate it...Nw when I think of it, I conclude dah d merit list isn't complete without my name. It's unheard of for a Utme score of 250, putme 74 nd aggregate of 68 nt to fetch "History"...with d added advantage of being an Indigene. Lemme juz take a break...D God of Adeboye is nt asleep!!!

Greetings 2 every1...I join in ur celebration...#Shalom

Didi 5: Profemmy01

Here I am, sir.....Jesusssss

Dem-all-crazy:

naaaaah!
so long as ur o-level paperz are komplete
buh shey u dan finis ss3 oo? and not say u still dey ss1 or Jss2 oo ?

Lol...I finished SS3 at age 15...nd my o'levels are more than complete!

MrRomantic1:
Dun mock ma course mate oooo
b warned!

Jeez...U're inspiring me 2 wanna go wipe out Mr dibu ojerinde's lineage

Good morning every1...juz checked d site........Dem dy try my faith...quite moody. I wanna ask, can my being 16 affect my admission chances despite my high score?

@great mind, I juz checked it, nd it's d same story...

Thanks to y'all 4 ur advice...t'is truly a test of faith...I'll have 2 look up 2 God...Thanks...ur prayers 'll go a long way...I'll be back 2 testify...<nd i dy ear word o, na juz surprise at d arrant balderdash>

Sum peepz r biasing dia reply juz 2 patch up my emotions...I want truly blatant replies....Jesusssss

juz checked again................nd it's d same old story...still tryna keep a calm face

Profemmy001: I need a substantive reply as 2 what is going on...are u telling me that a Utme score of 250, a putme score of 74 and an aggregate of 68 isn't enough 2 secure me my course "History"?

I still haven't got a substantive reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asakel:
Profemmy...
I will see u during clearance.
I will
*smiles*
.
U iz d only one dat hv seen me....and u'll see me again.

Amen...After we met at d UDSS main gate, we shall still meet during clearance....D God Of Adeboye is nt asleep!!!

oliseh.com:

guy cool down,without ur name d admission list is incomplete.

Thanks dear...buh sincerely speaking ehn...tensions r flaring!

I need a substantive reply as 2 what is going on...are u telling me that a Utme score of 250, a putme score of 74 and an aggregate of 68 isn't enough 2 secure me my course "History"?

Riley_Freeman:
it is bro, I just checked.
And have you seen anyone who put in for History and was admitted?

Nope bro...None so far

Uhm...D Jamb site is not connecting beyond the opening page now...I've nt got all d patience in d world...Jesussssss

Does diz means dah d complete merit list has been pasted on Jamb, or they r still uploading. 2 doze who remember me during d earlier days of diz thread nd who have brotherly love...is daht list on Jamb complete?
My reg number is 37191948FF....Jesusssssss