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Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 6:37pm On Jul 18, 2013
Pls Ouh, Can Another person do my clearance 4 me? Coz d fellowship guyz were kinda confusing me ouh
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 6:32pm On Jul 18, 2013
We dy here o, We're juz hibernating 4 nw. Well, I'm challenging sum1 to a duel In English & related topicz!
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 9:11pm On Jul 17, 2013
jelel6:
ok now, lets take it cool. Maybe My recent posts have been suspect of late, and you guys have deservedly labelled it 'scam'. Honestly, I for a moment thought he meant it. I really didn't realise my mistake until I read the quotes above. Believe me, the effect of my posts was far from what was intended.I intend to make amends. I will modify my previous comment so as to prevent further damage. And my UNRESERVED APOLOGY to profemmy

I wholeheartedly accept it bro....blushing...U never offended me in d 1st place, i've evn been d 2 getting on pple's nerves, rather, pple's BP
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 9:06pm On Jul 17, 2013
**in d voice of Daddy GO<Pastor E.A Adeboye>**

There's Sim2 hear 2nyt, d lord says I shld tell U dah Ur amdsn matters has been settled...!!!

May Ah Hear U Say A Louder AMEN...!!!
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 9:04pm On Jul 17, 2013
Abt 2 say my nyt prayers...Main prayer point; Prayer of thanksgiving for d fact dat m d only 1 whose result has been released. Glory! Glory!
Daddy Adeboye must hear diz...!!!
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 9:00pm On Jul 17, 2013
ojingbe: Result isnt out.he edited his profile dats wat he did.but profemmy get brain sha y deceive all dis pple.

If U say so bro, Buh God sees my heart ouh.
**resigns 2 fate**
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 7:39pm On Jul 17, 2013
Profemmy001: Seems Sum guyz still take me 4 a joker...do ah luk lyk ali baba.
Log in ur profiles nw. An INSIDER said If nt seen, dat means u need sum kinda deliverance. My clearance date has been fixed. Thank U Prof Oshodin.

Well well. I repeat if ur score hasn't been posted, then go deep ur head in ur soakaway/septic tank 19 times...!!!
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 7:38pm On Jul 17, 2013
Beezally: serious wats ur 2go id lets chat

Since U take me 4 a joker, Add me on 2go@coolemmy11
**goyn 2 prepare 4 my clearance nd celebrate d fact dah only my score has been released so far**
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 7:35pm On Jul 17, 2013
GorgeousReney: eyaaaaaa.........na uniben do u lyk dis
*quickly dials 911 nd ties him wit ma scarf*

Lmfao..viz tyme around, na me do dem strong thing.
*quickly dials Michael sokoto*
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 7:33pm On Jul 17, 2013
jelel6:
you make me wanna rage anger on ya, but i wont. i still got some dignity let but 4 the sake of transparency, i.d say it 4 d last tym. Drop ur password or shut up'?

Guy, Ur plan na go work!
Thank U sylva, He thinks m a fool, take ur godamn scam elsewhere
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 6:37pm On Jul 17, 2013
Seems Sum guyz still take me 4 a joker...do ah luk lyk ali baba.
Log in ur profiles nw. An INSIDER said If nt seen, dat means u need sum kinda deliverance. My clearance date has been fixed. Thank U Prof Oshodin.
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 5:15pm On Jul 17, 2013
Best of Luck to all UNIBEN aspirants. I go chop 4 una matric oh..
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 4:15pm On Jul 17, 2013
Asakel:
All courses are equal shey? Lol!
Buh some are equal than the other.

Are U pondering wah m pondering?

or does d guy means music and Law are equal in RANK
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 4:12pm On Jul 17, 2013
Mcslize:



Guy go and do some check up at the nearby Clinic. Are u sure u wrote Uniben post Ume this year?

If u say that they have released ur score then post ur password & Username let us confirm it

yes nw, I'm evn on my way back 4rm LUTH nd dey said m okay. D prob is dat my score has been released nd pasted on My profile. Should ah swear wit my enemy's head
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 4:10pm On Jul 17, 2013
Asakel:
Lol! If i hear sey prof BIG.
Take ur dream mit anoda person o....e fit be me sef.
Lol!

Hey guy, Calm down...Chillex. U wan begin dy flex muscles with me¿
**rolling up my sleeves**
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 4:08pm On Jul 17, 2013
Mickey7: sad[color=#990000][/color] shocked i had a dream,dt i was wearin one purple gown lyk dat...den bigggggg boy wit biggggg muscles came an na nw start to slap me...dt i had bn looking for his trouble on nairaland..sorry profemmy

Lmfao...Thanks 4 d unwarranted apology. Anyway, Ur Horsewhip still dy wait yhue here...!!!
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 4:07pm On Jul 17, 2013
Bobola 07: the guy that posted about released results gave me a 5 minute migraine.. it was worse when i logged in and found nothing like a result. angrythe guy that posted about released results gave me a 5 minute migraine.. it was worse when i logged in and found nothing like a result.

Lol...definitely nt ME, maybe My alter ego☺
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 6:21am On Jul 17, 2013
Guys, can one do transfer after 100lvl to an higher course?
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 6:17am On Jul 17, 2013
I'm kinda confused here o...my score has been pasted on my profile nw...Or is it Only Me?...@Y'all
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 6:19pm On Jul 16, 2013
It's Out. It's Official! D results were released diz evnyn. Log in ur profiles to see your scores. D performance was generally better. Jist checked mine nd ah scored 72...!!!
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 6:11pm On Jul 16, 2013
Asakel: Rain jes dey fall magamonously for here.
Mntchew!
Still in Benin

Guy, Wetn U still dy do dia?....ah dy suspect u
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 6:32am On Jul 16, 2013
Yesternyt, I dreamed of I and 2 oda guyz takyn pictures in matric gowns. ☀̤̣̈̇☀̤̣̈̇☀̤̣̈̇☀̤̣̈̇☀̤̣̈̇Can't really identify them buh i knew dah dey r nairalanders...If u're 101% sure it's U, Pls show face...#Gud Morning☺
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 4:23pm On Jul 15, 2013
.....**Remembering**.....
I remember joining d Stale students@Hall 3, block b to arrow putmites <4getyn I was 1 of dem>.
I remember joining d final year peepz in dia carnival in d field btwn chemistry nd physics building.
Remember joining d fellowship members in giving putmites card nd invite of dia fellowships.
Remember giving directions to a putmite on how to get to Social Sciences LT1<4getyn 'was also a putmite nd wasn't conversant wit d terrain>.
...Remembering mischief commited duting d duration of putme...
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 8:45pm On Jul 14, 2013
Mickey7: hehehe did my stone hit ur phone screen ,sowrie BROda..wasnt really referin anyone in particular. smiley

Thanks. Probably u're referring 2 my alter ego. If I may ask who scored such score nd who fits d description in ur early quote.
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 8:43pm On Jul 14, 2013
STORM2:
Sweety, was refering to the question paper for mbbs that uniben forced u guys to buy oh. The one u guys downloaded..not the one u wrote oh
loverofchrist2k32000@yahoo.com
Still have faith that sb will take ten minutes to foward it to me...I'm talking abt the putme practice questions downloaded from the uniben portal...mbbs...still having hope...

Aiit. M nt an mbbs student. So perhaps I won't be able 2 help U. If ah may ask, wah do u need d questions for?
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 3:46pm On Jul 14, 2013
...So when 'll d result b out...**waIT. iNg wIt haNDs aKiMBo
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 3:32pm On Jul 14, 2013
STORM2:
still hoping for a hero here......

..nd d hero aint forthcoming. Remember we weren't allowed 2 take d question sheet home...Or is it Only me?
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 3:31pm On Jul 14, 2013
Asakel:
Lol! Remember vividly. 9'ce
U kon run go houz sharp sharp. Na plane u use com ni? Lol!
Congratulations bwo in advance. We'll make it.

Leggedizbenz. I couldn't stand staying dere 4 anoda day. I also congratulate u bro coz I dreamt of u in a matric gown...!!!
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 3:29pm On Jul 14, 2013
Mickey7: ders a thin line btwn confidence and pride/arrogance...d fact dt u finished first doznt earn u extra marks,d fact dt u scored 250 is nt a guarantee dt u'l b admitted:::besides sumone who scored 230 n anoda who scored 250 have almost d same score (after its been divided by cool..ure asking 'wt is he tryna say?' ryt? .mickey is saying learn nt to trust in ur own knowledge,trust in God.wishin u all nd mysef d very best! And y was i banned? *angry face*

Thanks 4 throwing stones coz evn a dumb dude 'll knw u're referring 2 me. Aint trusting in myself naw, i juz dy give situation report 4rm d field of duty. We're all lukyn up 2 God bro. **sniffing sumtyn**
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 12:17pm On Jul 14, 2013
Michael Sokoto: I saw one guy pacing round & eyeballin every Tom, Dick & Harry in my exam hall yesterday, I suspected him be a Nairalander. I looked @ him, he looked @ me, I looked @ him looong, he looked me back looong, I threw eyes away, he kept lookin like luukumoni, I looked back confidently, then I heard, "time's up". I submitted & we all left wit him still lookin @ me! grin
We thank God 4 d exam sha!
NB: d guy looks like a suspicious Nairalander 2 me, probably Profhemmy, Adex or sylvalord grin

Lol...Mr Boko, Me wey na me 1st finish dere, Na Only Asakel i accost 4 center
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 8:42am On Jul 14, 2013
Lest, I forget...Lemme use diz medium 2 Thank GOD 4 Journey mercies. Now @ Lagos.
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Profemmy001(m): 8:39am On Jul 14, 2013
Yea...I wrote mine@UDSS by 13:00pm. I rep history and international studies and according to the arrangement of students, I scored d highest UTME score among all d history aspirants <250>. I was also d 1st to finish in d entire UDSS centre, afternoon session. I got back 2 lagos around 1am. ASAKEL, I was d cute dude who accosted U @ d UDSS main gate. SO D MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION IS WHEN WILL D SCORE ND D LIST BE OUT?

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