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Adex098: Welcome back homie.

Thanks bro...Gr8 UNIBEST!

...nd at last my profile has been updated..dnt care who it annoys, cos I knw i've been tryna upload my pix nd have been repeatedly told "invalid image". Nw at the RCCG campground! #instruments mode

I heard dah diz thread z becoming dry.....YYYYYYYYYY?

Yessssss....I'm back...'was banned for a whole week for an hitherto unknown offence...To those who didn't care abt my absence, thanks to y'all...nd 2 my real hommiez...I'm back..!!!

Silently viewing diz thread...Asakel(m), Latnok95(m), sylvalord(m), Austino1000, Profemmy001(m), Detivo(m), ditrix(m), rezimero, Ghyft(f),

sylvalord: aint thr no wall near u?.. Pls hit ur head on it a zillion tyms if u r pissed *middle finger*

I'm nt enjoying diz<buh m lafyn>
**clears throat** hey U, stop diz nw, wah sort of gesture do u mean with ur middle finger

sylvalord: make una warn ditrix oo.. Unless all him teeth shall 4 dat day if he cross my lane oo

As d Attorney General of viz thread, I hereby place ditrix on probation. He shldn't provoke pending d outcome of my inquest. <sylvalord gan dy in a fighting mood>

ditrix: Listening to sportsummit. Its ur boy odizee. #Peace

Really, U mean d 1 anchored by kelechi bernard, I'm also listening 2 it ryt nw...I love d show buh miss godwin enakhena and charles anazodo

sylvalord: now i realy hate it when sum1 takes sides.. Riley only said the truth and am nt against him apologising, but u dnt av to condemn riley 4 ha all because she is fmale

U've gat a point bro. But in a gentlemanly manner, they shld resolve d issue...2 wrongs dnt make a right.

What's happening here nw...No1 shld quit and pls if u knw u've been offended, as The Attorney General, I hereby apologise on behalf of voze wu offended yue. Beezally, dnt be a coward, no mind dem feminist boys o, U shld come back nd prove dem wrong dah u weren't deterred by dia comments. One Love...!!!

My Top Source who happens 2 be Professor Oshodin's driver has tweeted saying dah d list 'll be out viz nyt. So be prepared, and get your username and password unto your clipboard.

Well Well, I'm still tryna upload my pxi shai. I knw peeps r waiting 2 see my Ugly facial appearance.

Didi 5: Thanks sis

Lol...I'm an He nt a She, Or do U wanna date me..juz kidding...Na Cake me want no be thanks o☺☺ː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́

Adex098: Mr celebrant, my able prof is a bro not sis

Adex098: Resize the pics to a smaller size I.e it must be less than or equal to 200kb.

Thanks bro...i'l give it a try nd report back for duty...

Happy Birthday Didi...No do any cake o, save d money so dah u no go geh financial hiccup when e reach tyme 2 dy settle freshers bills...
@Beezally, lucky U, I've been tryna upload my pix buh they've been replying me invalid image type. What may be d reasons? Probably d pix z too handsome 2 be uploaded☺☺☺

Good morning everyone, and happy new month once again.

Riley_Freeman: abeg...make Una wait first.. What kinda Skul is Delsu? Pple never write exam finish..but result don come

Delsu is d name of a Bomb factory run by Michael sokoto & Co...But Can U give detailed info pls. U mean they haven't finished dia exam...nd u mean d results are out. Maybe they've gat Usain bolt in dia ICT room...Or Oscar Pistorius

tsleazy: what do u guys predict to be the CUTOFF mark for COMP SCIENCE

I can bet my enemy's head dah u'll get a lotta wrong and dumb predictions. My best advice is to be patient or maybe check dat of last year. One love...!!!

Mickey7: hehehe..dey cancel,i sue! Nd 'inadvertently'? D word So dosnt fit in dt sentence prof

Lol...U dy find mua downfall, bah? Inadvertent means not done on purpose, Mind U. Moreover, It's ¤Doesn't NT dosnt¤ No offence though...**hugs him thoroughly**/no homo/

jazinogold: i don trek tire today...if na by trekking...ah 4 don win startrek! from asst dean of students office to dean of students office to follow up letter of interview for our soon to be publish magazine...then ah con enter v.c office to submit him letter...but them tell me say all of them dy management meeting mj ah check bak...4rm dere ah cawi my left leg go edo state house of assembly to go submit letter to speaker for an interview but dm say house dy on recess! Ah don tire...Eatin gala wit coke

Jeez...U're trying bro, D lord z ya muscle. Buh U're studying geology bro Coz u're exhibiting traits of a journalist.















I started a new page...Dancing kokoma☺☺☺☺☺

Mickey7: okkkk...so?

I believe U've previously learnt the act of summary and inadvertently shld be able 2 grasp d plot therein.../Thou shalln't provoke☺☺☺/

Profemmy001: 1.The striking Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) has warned that successful candidates at the various 2013 post-UTME examinations to government owned Universities may not be recognised if offered admission from the exercise.
The union also described as cheap "politicalstatement" the pronouncement of Governor Gabriel Suswam of Benue Statethat the strike would be over on Thursday, insisting that thestrike would only be suspended if government implements all the components in the 2009agreement and the2012 Memorandum of Understanding (MoU).
Disclosing these in Minna on Wednesday, the Chairman of the Federal University of Technology, Minna, ASUU chapter, Dr. Abdulfatai Jimoh, said that none of its members would be involved in the conductthe post-UTME for over 3000 candidates slated for Friday and Saturday in the institution.
Jimoh, who was briefing journalists on the level of compliance by his members to the industrial action, warned that "any studentadmitted through the on-going Post-UTME is on his or her own because we would not recognise or teach such student."
According to him, "if the management goes ahead to conduct the post-UTME, noneof the lecturers who are members of ASUU would not participate in the exercise andthe students if admitted would not be recognized by the lecturers."

In a nutshell...ASUU are considering revoking the previously written Putme and may order that the putme exam should be re-written.

1.The striking Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) has warned that successful candidates at the various 2013 post-UTME examinations to government owned Universities may not be recognised if offered admission from the exercise.
The union also described as cheap "politicalstatement" the pronouncement of Governor Gabriel Suswam of Benue Statethat the strike would be over on Thursday, insisting that thestrike would only be suspended if government implements all the components in the 2009agreement and the2012 Memorandum of Understanding (MoU).
Disclosing these in Minna on Wednesday, the Chairman of the Federal University of Technology, Minna, ASUU chapter, Dr. Abdulfatai Jimoh, said that none of its members would be involved in the conductthe post-UTME for over 3000 candidates slated for Friday and Saturday in the institution.
Jimoh, who was briefing journalists on the level of compliance by his members to the industrial action, warned that "any studentadmitted through the on-going Post-UTME is on his or her own because we would not recognise or teach such student."
According to him, "if the management goes ahead to conduct the post-UTME, noneof the lecturers who are members of ASUU would not participate in the exercise andthe students if admitted would not be recognized by the lecturers."

Yes, It's official...4rm d PRO of Viz thread. D list has just been compiled and shld be released earliest december 31st, 2014. Cheers!

sylvalord: my prof whr av u been?

I went 2 spend a week with Prof Oshodin who happens to be my mother's sister's son's girlfriend's dad's brother's friend's mother's brother's exgirlfriend's husband.
I'm back 4 good shai, watching 4rm d VIP stand

Adex097: Congrats my able prof...

Thanks my more dan Able Fellow /matricant/

Good Morning every1, Juz about to accompany my parents 2 d RCCG Ministers conference which starts 2day. Oya start tabling ur prayer requests as Our Nairaland father in d lord<profemmy> is about 2 visii d real father in d lord<Adeboye>...

jazinogold: after goin tru dis thread m findin
it difficult to nominate people 4
various category of this month
award...cos no doubt every1 has
contributed to the success of this
thread. my nominations are as
follows. for category 1.
profeemmy 2. adex097 3.
sylvalord 4. holyrule 5. mickey7 6.
trafford 7. michael sokoto 8.
korm2me 9. doc.miss 10. obagol.

Is dah my username? No No, M seeing triple. Well Well, Thanks anyway, I owe it to NEPA/PHCN who feeds us constantly. Dudes, It might interest U to knw dah M almost true wit securing an accomodation. Dnt ask me Y diz early, it's coz of my admsn has been granted. Some pple were asking me of my score. Guess i'll have to repaste it here...UTME SCORE; 250, SCREENING SCORE; 74, AGGREGATE; 68.

BREAKING NEWS
Reporting: BARR. PROFESSOR AZENABOR EMMANUEL a.k.a BRAINBOX
Hope Our Girls Wont Repeat What Happened in 2009 ASUU Strike? The 2009ASUU strike that lasted for 109 days brought out the best and worst in the lives of many students. When students resumed, many female students came with ENGAGEMENT RINGS and PROTRUDED BELLY.After 9months, THOSE BELLIES produced names like:ASUKA, ASUBIKE, ASUFUNMI, ASULIMA,ABISASU…This year’s ASUU strike, I hope it wont produce another wonder, especially now that the WEATHER is favorable [COLD]. So, we won’t get to see babies,names like: HARMATANASUU, ASUUSEYI, MOJEREASUU,ASUUGBEMI, ASUUTUNDE, ASUUFIFEHANMI.ASUUCHINE ASUUFEGO.etc Well, I trust my real female Gees. Good nite

Okayyy...I agree@Adex, We're all 1 Nigerian students. My respect 2 every1 here. Peace

Hw much are d charges for keystone hostels?

U guys shld juz continue downgrading UNIBEST. Shakur U too!
Why'll u say dah our pages r empty, and what r u feeling like@johntosyne

Bekokoja: guy me too nid an apartment bt i dnt knw anywia in benin bt if u happen to get one pls i nid a rummate so cal 07063510121 if u want me to b ur rummate

I'll get back 2 U bro...