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Uhm...Is it true dah d admission status won't be pasted on d kofa page? So d list on Jamb is d only 1?
Jesusssss

Miscellaneous: MY PROF calm down. . . let God take control, i will see u in uniben. . .i know dat. . . Dont worry.

MrRomantic1: kip up d faith
nd neva give up hope ooo
pls its nat over
till its over

I'm still confident...Jesussssssssss

FilesUpdator: Calm down bro. You are not alone, psycho pea got 68 aggregate or so but has not been given his course too. They are still uploading, I was given today.

Alright bro...I'll take some consolation 4rm ur story. My hope is built on nothing else...

I'm juz confused here....Jamb 250, putme 74, aggregate 68 nd Jamb has nt given me my course "History"....What Is wrong?

Riley_freeman: ACT 1..SCENE 1LECTURER : who propounded the theory of separation of Power?CLASS :LECTURER : Mr. Romanticboy, can you give us the answer?ROMANTICBOY: sir, I have no idea.LECTURER : Mr. Romanticboy, can you give us the answer?ROMANTICBOY: sir, I have no idea.LECTURER : I'm not suprised, how will you have an idea when you call yourself 'Mr.Romanticboy'.. Indeed you must be 'romantic' -_-ACT 1...SCENE 2PROFEMMY: Romanticboy, please wait for me.PROFEMMY: Romanticboy, please wait for me.*V.c passing by and overhears the name*V.C: come here Mister, what did you just call him?PROFEMMY: 'romanticboy' ..Sir, that's the name he wants to be called.V.C : (-_-)*Adex eavesdropping from a near corner**ADEX : end time things .ADEX : end time things .No vex o...Romanceboy, the ministry is moving, na joke we dey(correct romanus u c ursef

Lol...No put me insyd hot soup wit Mr V.C. Have u forgotten he's my sister's ex-boyfriend's mother's brother' friend's nephew's inlaw's dad

Heeey...What's diz...I scored 250 jamb, 74 putme, nd 68 aggregate nd has nt yet been offered my course "History" on the jamb's site...What's happening!!!!!

I'm 101% sure that d status posted on d JAMB's site is wrong. I scored 250 in UTME, 74 in Post-utme and 68 aggregate and I've nt yet been offered my choice course "History". UNIBEN must admit 'd prof' diz year o!
#Shalom.

Mickey7: let's b frank if u were to b offered admission to study edo language,wud u go for it? i just think it's just a matter of decision.im nt tryna discourage anyone..just follow ur hrt.knw wat u want for ursef...nd remember u deserve notin but d best.

True talk bro...It's a matter of decision. I dnt see sum1 accepting 2 study spanish!

Romanticboy1: frm wt i checked
i guess ISD is called history nd international studies
its stil kinda unclear

In some schools, It's combined...buh In Uniben, they're different courses. #Shalom

Romanticboy1: i gat history
hw is d course like?

Quite Quite On Point. Welcome 2 D dept of d Gr8 Historians in advance!

Heey...I'm back after d lenghty break. Look at d ruckus caused by UNIBEN. Well, me no fear coz I believe my aggregate of 68 shld be able 2 fetch me my choice course /HISTORY/. Watsup nw...Any Gist?

WhErE's aSaKeL?

Viewing this topic: Mcslize, oliseh.com(f), sylvalord(m), Profemmy001(m), lee11, Adex098and 3 guest(s)

I'll have to state here wit the powers vested in me as the attorney general in section 71, subsection 8b...U guys r quite joble__

Adex098: ;DHabatically

Isn't he Ur personal personally?

Adex098: Who are you racing with ?
UI thread?

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes YesYes Yes Yes YesYes Yes Yes Yes...Wanna outrun dah UI thread engineered by johntosyne, shakur, hesjay e.t.c

I hope when u guyz geh admitted, which is assured, U guys 'll be generous enough 2 come nd help future aspirants on future UNIBEN threads wit information. GR8 UNIBEST!!!

Juz back 4rm the morning session. lemme extend diz word of prophecy 4rm Pastor Adeboye..."JESUS shall step in2 ur boat, and calm every storms<admission storm inclusive>"
May I hear U scream a louder AMEN...!!!

Profemmy001: MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan *Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees
money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON *I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my
food *Did you see the sound of my
ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I
hear
your perfume.
*I wan ENTER Motor *U dey hear d smell?
*shey u dey catch cold
*Abeg leave me alone
*i carry God take beg u ooo
*have mummy Go
*why are u lying in ma head *is uncle dat beat mε
*is mε dat wil do first
ADD YÖUR OWN 3 hours ago · Like · Share · Report 447 people like this. View previous comments Kenneth Sunday na u sabi.e fit b u Like · Just now Alade Abiola Hungry dey wire me, heat is catching me. Like · Just now Babadunni Mutiat Modupe i can not come & kill myself. Like · Just now Amupitan Femmy Ay Madam d N100 to mch o I no ft pay am..U no gree
N50?
I pray mk we gt lite for ause o
wr u tk buy am?
u going out..a Nigerian woman wud stl ask 'u dey
comot'? Like · Just now Ihyande Tersoo u shop winch
Se na u jo
I don d go oh
I don zap Like · Just now Prosper C Kul Henry i kukuma tel u b4 Like · Just now Lawal Lateef Olayinka I cannot come and kill myself.... Like · Just now Daniel Vissou "Abeg reverse ur motor back"
"Shey u like d sing?"
"My body dey scratch me"
"Hungry dey wire me", etc jare Like · Just now Nita Nkeiruka Make u tell dem say i dey come , abi sometin comot 4
ur head, u done come go d place.

Another one, "Screw don loose 4 ur head"

Adex098: Just go to bed, adjust your pillow, and sleep!!!
I will wake you up when the merit list pops up....
If your name aint on the merit list (God forbid),
Repeat the aforementioned steps.
*dazall*

Your head z dere..there can be no better advice than that.

Monsieursuave: .
Go back n read wah Ï wrote. Ï dint Ⱦαƪƙ shii abt d rhema. Pls don't misquote ♍Ǯ. Ӎұ agg Ǯ 67

I've done so nd i still find your post as a ridicule. Y were u playing down the efficacy of the rhema nd it's organisers¿

On a lighter note, I juz came across diz

MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan *Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees
money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON *I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my
food *Did you see the sound of my
ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I
hear
your perfume.
*I wan ENTER Motor *U dey hear d smell?
*shey u dey catch cold
*Abeg leave me alone
*i carry God take beg u ooo
*have mummy Go
*why are u lying in ma head *is uncle dat beat mε
*is mε dat wil do first
ADD YÖUR OWN Hungry dey wire me, heat is catching me. i can not come & kill myself.Madam d N100 to mch o I no ft pay am..U no gree
N50?
I pray mk we gt lite for ause o
wr u tk buy am?
u going out..a Nigerian woman wud stl ask 'u dey
comot'? u shop winch
Se na u jo
I don d go oh
I don zap Like · i kukuma tel u b4 I cannot come and kill myself...."Abeg reverse ur motor back"
"Shey u like d sing?"
"My body dey scratch me"
"Hungry dey wire me", etc


ADD YOUR OWN

MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan *Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees
money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON *I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my
food *Did you see the sound of my
ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I
hear
your perfume.
*I wan ENTER Motor *U dey hear d smell?
*shey u dey catch cold
*Abeg leave me alone
*i carry God take beg u ooo
*have mummy Go
*why are u lying in ma head *is uncle dat beat mε
*is mε dat wil do first
ADD YÖUR OWN 3 hours ago · Like · Share · Report 447 people like this. View previous comments Kenneth Sunday na u sabi.e fit b u Like · Just now Alade Abiola Hungry dey wire me, heat is catching me. Like · Just now Babadunni Mutiat Modupe i can not come & kill myself. Like · Just now Amupitan Femmy Ay Madam d N100 to mch o I no ft pay am..U no gree
N50?
I pray mk we gt lite for ause o
wr u tk buy am?
u going out..a Nigerian woman wud stl ask 'u dey
comot'? Like · Just now Ihyande Tersoo u shop winch
Se na u jo
I don d go oh
I don zap Like · Just now Prosper C Kul Henry i kukuma tel u b4 Like · Just now Lawal Lateef Olayinka I cannot come and kill myself.... Like · Just now Daniel Vissou "Abeg reverse ur motor back"
"Shey u like d sing?"
"My body dey scratch me"
"Hungry dey wire me", etc jare Like · Just now Nita Nkeiruka Make u tell dem say i dey come , abi sometin comot 4
ur head, u done come go d place.

which time Michael Sokoto turn "F"emale?

Mickey7: Catchy lines from Nigeria's 1st lady Dame Patience
Jonathan's vocabulary blunder:
1. My Husband and Sambo is a good people
2. The President was once a Child and the Senators
were once a Children
3. My Fellow Widows
4. A Good Mother takes care of his Children
5. The people sitting before you here were once a
Children
6. Yes we are all happy for the effort,it is not easy to
carry second in an international competition like this
one – Addressing Press men after Female Under 19
Fifa World Cup
7. The Bombers who born them? wasn’t it not a
woman? They were once a Children now a adult now
they are bombing women and children making some
children a widow
8. My Heart feels sorry for these Children who have
become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason
or another
9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians
irrespective of their NATIONALITY?
10. vote UMBLERRA and press your finger
for UMBLERRA .
11. We all have HIV. Some Negative, some positive
12. I rather kill myself dan commit suicide
13. My Husband Is The Best Couple On Earth
Did she really say all these

She did, though some were fabricated. Check out my blog site for the actual dates she *gbagauned* all diz

Mehlena: morning dear welcum back! U wetin u get 4 me?

Lots...nd d icing z d fact dah I brought........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................greetings 4rm Daddy G.O

Mickey7: hehe sense .drop dt fone. N focus

I won't stop browsing. Evn though It means me leaving my instruments duty post nd goyn 2 daddy G.O's closet

Monsieursuave: .
Itz nt ridicule. Ï was jz curious.

Datz nt curiosity bro. Coz U won't out of curiosity say dah d rhema was balderdash. By d way, wah was ur agg?

sylvalord: gud mawning bro.. Its gud to av u back

Nd It's good 2 knw u're still here...no 4get our backdoor deal ouh..on 2g☺

Mickey7: hmm shud we rate d pic? I wud love to see wat dt redemption camp looks lyk

Rate It if U wish, Ur fone get 1D graphics?☀̤̣̈̇☀̤̣̈̇☀̤̣̈̇ː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇☀̤̣̈̇☺☺
Abt d redemption camp, I'll try nd upload few picshures abt d city. I'll let u guys knw dah d browsing network here is vewi badt coz d IT dept do hack all browsing channels 2 ensure complete focus amongst d youths

Mehlena: Morning err'badi

Morning dearie...Happy new day!
Anything 4 me?

Adex098: Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!
See the original fynestboi for uniben thread!!!

Lol bro...fynestboi dy him own o...nt as fine as you though.

Monsieursuave: .
Smh. Most respected indeed.
Ï wonder hw usefull d 'rhema' turned out 2 β̣̣̥

Wah do U mean?
Did U attend?
So pls, stop ridiculing the esteemed tutorial. Up Octopus!