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theanonymous: Elijahdre can be trusted. He has bought and delivered phones for/to people..even here..on Nairaland. His contact(s) is above.

Thanks to ELIJAHDRE.. I've gotten my opsson o. Am sorry for doubting you brov
"1 love"

Any dealer here? Need the phone tomorrow.. Currently in ikorodu. "07032627424" call/Whatsapp please

Got my lg optimus lte bricked. Who can help me out? I live in ikorodu

Got my lg optimus lte bricked.. Who can help me out? I live in ikorodu

austino71: 18,500 check d specs on google

let's chat more on Whatsapp.. +2347032627424.

emperorizzy: How much are you ready to pay for an amaze

how much do you wanna sell it.? I really need it.

austino71: got an htc evo 4g+ for sale lagos

which one is better?

theanonymous: If you are going to ask any question(s) concerning this device, drop 'em now(10-30am).

#Playing Bladeslinger.

Whu knows any cheat code?

I use gameCHI for bladeslinger.. You must always switch off Internet sha

Need the phone urgently. Pls

Evathyst: I wonder wat cheap point d Police wana score wit ds? Cryin mor dan d bereaved. D gals in qstn dnt say he raped dem. So? Kidnappers,robbers,oil bunkerers,boko haramers r all thr 4 dem 2test thr skil. Its only civil cases lyk ds dey flex muscles. Watevr kinda weed dt man is smokin dt is givin him d inspiration 2do ds must av bn an original one. Lyk serious,d idiot needs jst one tin; YABA LEFT.

happy birthday miss.

Worth waiting for...

23jerryking: does it run on n3, am using p3

sure bro,

Anyone with fifa 14 living in ikorodu .... Abeg holla!

tizzle1: Owk 30kk

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ajasa4link: @proffnico who ever wrote that piece is a fvcking hilarious comedian who sure knows How to make use of imagery in writing... seriously I also wish I could terminate bendtner

Brov! I copied it from a site ni o. Hope you enjoyed it sha...

At the Arsenal training ground, manager Arsene
Wenger and assistant manager Steve Bould are
seen talking to the squad.
Wenger: Okay, you boys have done well to reach
the top of the Premier League table. I’m happy
with the consistency. We’re on a good run at the
moment; let’s keep it going in the future games.
The Arsenal players’ faces light up. Ramsey and
Wilshere high-five each other. Özil spits out his
chewing gum and kicks it back into his mouth.
Podolski: Aha!
Bould: *furiously* What are you lot celebrating
for? Do you know how many clean sheets we’ve
had in all competitions? ONE! Just one! This is
not at all what I expected. This is NOT what I
trained you for!
Jenkinson: But we didn’t concede in the games
against Fenerba…
Bould: *yelling* That doesn’t count, you little
piece of…
Wenger: *puts a hand up* That’s enough, Steve.
Bacary, please escort Carl to the restroom so
that he can finish relieving himself.
Sagna puts an arm around a petrified Jenkinson
and leads him away, making sure he doesn’t walk
too close to him.
Wenger: Now, as you all know, I have completed
17 years at Arsenal and… No, Santi. You can’t
hug me now… What’s that? Yes, maybe later.
Maybe. I have managed players right from
Adams and Bould till the new crop of players like
Gnabry and Özil.
Bould: *puts his hand on his head and thinks*
How’d I lose so much hair in 17 years while he
hasn’t?
Wenger: It has been an honour to serve this club
for so long and I look forward to more years at
Arsenal. It’s also an honour to be the current
longest serving person at the club
Bould: *counting with his fingers and thinking*
Let’s see, I was an Arsenal player from 1988 to
1999, then a coach from 2001 till now. So that
makes it… HEY! Wait a minute…
Gunnersaurus Rex: Yeah, even I’ve been here
longer than Weng…
Wenger: Okay, then. Let’s get down to business!
We have a big game coming up and I want to win
this at all costs. I’m sure Steve will agree with
me when I say we need 3 points AND a clean
sheet to send out the right message.
Bould: *still fuming* Yes, it is of paramount
importance to keep a clean sheet. Since Koscielny
has played many games, we will be resting him
and starting with Vermaelen and Mertesacker in
defence! Jenkinson and Monreal will play full backs.
Wenger: But won’t Gibbs provide us with more
width in attack?
Bould: I thought a clean sheet was more
important?
Wenger: *sigh* Okay, I will bring him on in the
60th minute.
Bould: 80th minute.
Wenger: 60th minute.
Bould: 70th minute
Wenger: 60th minute.
Podolski: Aha!
Bould: Come on, Arsene. That’s not a
negotiation.
Wenger: Who’s negotiating?
Bould: *under his breath* Clearly not you, else
we’d have Suarez or Higuain to back up Giroud
instead of Nicklas… Speak of the devil!
Nicklas Bendtner arrives at the training ground.
Late as usual.
Wenger: I wish I could terminate Nickals
Bendtner…
Vermaelen: *eyes glowing red as a mechanical
whirring sound increases in pitch* Termination
order received. Target acquired: Nicklas
Bendtner!
Wenger: No, no, Thomas! I meant to say I wish I
could terminate his contract! Not him! *looks
around suspiciously and leans in to Vermaelen’s
ear* Not yet. Wait till the January transfer
window.
Vermaelen: Affirmative.
Giroud: Why does he have that silly ponytail?
Koscielny: He thinks it makes him look like
Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Bendtner: I heard that! And I’ll have you know,
I’m better than Ibrahimovic! I have Paddy Power!
Podolski: Aha!
Wenger: Stop it, Nicklas! Oh, look what you’ve
gone and done. Rosicky’s gone and injured his
abdomen from laughing so hard! Damn it…
The physio comes in and takes Rosicky away.
Wenger: I have one more surprise for you. I’ve
got Robert Pires here to give you boys some tips.
I hope you will learn a thing or two from him.
Pires: *steps out from behind Steve Bould’s
shadow* Bonjour, my friends.
Giroud: Sign him up! Sign him up! Sign him up!
*thinking* I’ll score more goals with him in the
side!
Wenger: No, Olivier. He is old and unfit, he’ll
drop little bit physically in the second half. He
is here mainly to teach Ramsey and Özil about
when to arrive in the box to score more goals.
Gnabry: Will he be teaching me wing play as
well?
Pires: Sorry, no time. Besides, I have only
Ramsey and Ozil in my Fantasy team *grins*
Wenger: Ok, enough chit chat. Time to practice.
Walcott: Alright! Let’s go! *runs fast. Very
fast*
Özil spits out his gum and kicks it in Walcott’s
direction. It curls around the artificial wall of
defenders and hits him in the head, sending him
sprawling on to the turf.
Wenger: £42m well spent!
Podolski: Aha!
HAPPY SUNDAY...

New word added to the English Dictionary. -
Özil (Verb),to help,to assist someone to do
something
-Özilation (noun) usage and examples.
1. Please I need your Özilation (assistance)
2. Kindly Özil me,please?
3. Can someone Özil Man Utd to get a good
coach? HAPPY SUNDAY PPL!

SWG 1: is there no option in the camera setting where u could reduce the pixel/ size to reduce the mb of captured image

Download pics art or photo studio from playstore or via blacmart alpha. U can crop the pix wif both...

theyungmayor: oga thl w100 is around 27,000 so dnt lie 4 ur here, i am refering 2 dat guy dat said thl w100 is below 16k

Pls bro.. D you know where i can get the thl? Pls

Mafia4life: I can speak boldly about P5. Here is my unbiased review cos that's what I use now.
Tecno's tradition is to use 256k colour for its devices which made Gionee P2 suppress TP5 in display. I see reasons why they say Tecno is a cheat ( though that doesn't affect me) because there are good numbers of Chinese Android phone with nice spec eg THL W100 ( Quadcore @ 1.2 Ghz with 1GB ram) below N16000 supported in XDA-forum. Well to me, they tried for us joor. Back to business....
The camera is usually poor for major Tecno device and P5 inclusive. Internal memory is enough for use. The phone brings you real feel of Jellybeans 4.2.2 and it is very smooth ( no lags before and after installations). Sound very ok compared to Gp2. The physical appearance is the same with GP2. Fifa doesn't lag like that I rate the game play for fifa 14 as same with GP2 ( 90% lag free) .
To me this phone is a better choice than Gionee P2. Both battery rating is same. Both sim has 3G. More android feeling comes in this device than P2. Tecno P5 = 80% Gionee P2 = 70%. The major flop in Gionee is the custom rom that excluded many "developer option" and its GUI frameskip per sec. The major flop in Tecno P5 is the Display ( Very Ok but when compared to GP2, it's a no no) and it's camera. If I am wrong somewhere please point them out

please bro,,, where can i get thl w100 for that amount?

shyna22: any1 with gionee p2 for sell in Lagos u can contact me on 08183442798

Brov! Where u @? U on whatsapp?

[quote author=nani.666]good evening...[/quote]25k if you're ready email me n proffnico@gmail.com or aniyi2cute@gmail.com..

Blind date? My foot..

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Where At Least I Know
I’m Free
&
Won’t Forget The Men
Who Died,
Who Gave That Right To Me
Protect Ur Country Ppl !
Stand Up Against The Haters Of 9ja !
Proud As I Ever Could Be 2 Be A Nigerian !
Happy Independence Day

olupentane: I jst flashed the jellybean3.0 rom on my n3, but I want to know if I shod flash the update too coz I only installed the 109mb zip file from basedroid. coz my droid von is still nt connecting ooo even with the emulator.
thanks.

u need droidvpn update from basedroid.

Seyilome: Gionee dealer Global handset Ibadan but i base in Osogbo. I bought it #14000. Am loving the phone

pls whatsapp me on 07032627424 "plz" currently in lagos bt m an indigene of osun state too, Osogbo precisely..

jakesund: bro I travelled down to ib to get it.... I just got tired of asking around for it at osogbo... the phone is baddolicious...

Iwo road orr where? Need to know the exact address. Thanks!

jakesund: osogbo. ...

Jake! Ahbeg where exactly dd u buy your own? Thinking of getting one urgently. I'm from Osogbo too.

Ismo06: For those of u asking me 4 ibadan add, Global Handset, beside Alafia Hospital mokala ibadan.

Pls how much is it in Ibadan?

Bro Elijahdre! I need gionee p2 urgently. I'm in ikorodu for now "wna know d exact amount it will cost me.. D price n delivery amount. THANKS

[quote author=Dr.seno1]now tools u need
1.file manager
2:ur brain
3:root priviledge
i wld advice using droidvpn 1.87 now bak
2 d matter open file manager click on
menu enable root den go 2 d root folder
of ur fon named / den go 2 data/data/
com.aed.droidvpn den click d last file it
depends on yur fone open d xml file den
nw dis is d main tin read tru all then u wld
c somefin like dis <int > ''int'' premium =
false change dat false to true dats all den
reboot den open emulator den open ur
droidvpn u wld c dey wnt b asking for
upgrade quickly click on any unfree server
or paid server flex till u r tired
kiddieeeeeeeeee[/quote]brother! What about terminal emulator?