freechat: Haven't had any blind date yet. But my friend, Ken, told me his experience:

Ken and Joyce chat regularly on 2go. They become good friends and finally agree to meet. Ken gets to the meeting point and finds Chinwe, a female church member there. They both exchange pleasantries. She tells Ken she's waiting for her sister who she says is somewhere around. Ken finds a corner and sits, waiting for his date. Soon his phone rings and the voice is saying: "I've been here for more than 10 minutes, where are you?". Ken replies: "I am there ... with the blue fez cap". She looks around and the eyes meet. It dawns on them that they have been victims of their own pranks (they both had used fake pictures; Chinwe had adopted 'Joyce' as name). They bow their heads in shame. But it didn't end there. Somehow the 'real' friendship started ...till date!

moscobabs: I cant share my own experiences....cos if I do everybody will make jest of me and u all will put mark on me.but i can only give u the result

2003.......the one I met was creep

2005......most ugly

2005 again....older than me

2006.........we had sex on the 1st day,simply mean she is cheap

2008........she has 2 babies already

2010.......beautiful but latter discover she has been raped by my 2 friends

2011....she came from Kogi to meet me in benin city,she is very fat I sent her away the following day

2012....we dated for 2 weeks but she is very local.

Last saturday....I met this on wechat and she was with me till yesterday very sexy but she has no manner.

those are the Nine(9) experience

henryvirus: One of my friends who introduced my blind date 2 me also had a funny scenario of his. He begged me 2 give him d number of a girl he saw her pics on my phone. I was reluctant cuz i dnt really lyk dt stuff....but i gave him sha. Dey dated on fone 4 about 2months den one day dz guy's mum sent him 2 pay some money in d bank, he got 2 d bank but dey were closed cuz of an armed robbery threat. So he called d girl telling her 2 meet him at a restaurant Captain Cook 2 b precise, na im d girl meet am o, meanwhile i was wiv him @dat tym but i decided 2 go home,so as 2 leave d duo alone. He told me d rest afterwards; when d girl came he asked her 2 order wateva she wanted,tinkin she'ld b shy on a first date(she lukd innocent) naso d girl order 4 fried rice wiv separate plate of meats, 2 big plates of icecream n on bottled water, my guy don dey curse her inwardly.inshort he spent #5,000 plus in d restaurant. As if dt wasnt enough she suggested dey go 2 a recreation spot 2 swim...tinkin he don hammer cuz he myt bleep her dere he agreed. D girl went 4 registered dem as VIPS so dey culd b serviced specially...whilst swimming she didnt allow him touch her,told im she was a virgin. Even cuddlling wasnt allowed talkless of kissing.she only gave im a peck.naso my guy spend #15,580 dat day money wey dem send am make im pay plus fare. D guy cum trek from Alagbaka go okearo tuntun(if u r in ondostate/Akure u will know d distance)...wen he saw me...na stick he use chase me say i b bad friend,say i no tell am say na aristo d girl be. Later wen he calmed down he was almost crying,he begged me 2 lend him money 2 coverup 4 d money he was sent 2 pay initially which i did. Since den my guy don dey wary of girls. We often make of jest of him when he hesitates 2 send airtime 2 a girl cuza d previous incident

baba dey: I went blind.

Licensed-2-Kill:

nominated for the nairaland books of record as the guy with the most wierd blind dates ever. . .
Seconded too!

robonski15:

haba sister na my fellow man u dey abuse like this so.. Choi!! Na ur time after 30+ will keep looking for husband... U dey find handsome man abi? U go old wella.. Mtcheeeeeeeew

henryvirus: @texy.
lol....he had no option. He was 2 ashamed 2 beg frm passersby

Texykool: Anybody here who wanna hear my own story?

Texykool:

na pride go kill your friend

hustla:

Just explain to me how Ewan take better for you

chokl8candie:
NOPe!! Im done wv blind dates for good .....its not a gd feeling wen smone gets u all sprung and leaves u heartbroken within minutes cz dey wernt wat u expected. Wd prefare meetin a guy in person dat im genuinely attracted to n getting to noe him

kagari: Just had one blind date back in 2007, my cousin called her wit my fone, they were church mates. She called back i was rude at her but later calmed down while we chatted.
MTN blessed the relationship by introducing night calls.
She told me the opposie of what she was: she said she was dark, ugly, lanky, k-leg. But a spirit told me to hold-on tight
then i was smallish, skinny and ok facially
i travelled all d way from enugu to amichi in anambra to meet dis babe. Based on the profile she gave, i went with so much confidence to chop and clean mouth.
When i got to the spot she told me to wait for her, she sent her maid to come check me out, the babe fine die, she just asked if i was waiting for someone and i said yes then she left
after 5 minutes i saw the most beautiful girl iav ever seen in nigeria approach me and i prayed seriously that she shouldnt be d one cause i was already scared and shy.
But to God be the glory she was She. She loved me so much cause i made laugh always, she didnt care about my money not until she left anambra for unilag then Abuja.

Last bullet; a female musician who behaves like a dude is presently dating her

Presbulg: Words that got me laughing on this funny post - Low and behold , saw one short,black girl with bow legs standing with a samurai x short gown. K-leg,

Pulchire: . So u expect me say make I carryfollow dt kind worwor guy,abi?belive. Me,if I be ur sister and I carry dt kind dwarf come hoz,u for chase me with cutlass,d truth is bitter,but it must be told,I just culdnt stand his looks,it was so annoying

freechat: Haven't had any blind date yet. But my friend, Ken, told me his experience:

Ken and Joyce chat regularly on 2go. They become good friends and finally agree to meet. Ken gets to the meeting point and finds Chinwe, a female church member there. They both exchange pleasantries. She tells Ken she's waiting for her sister who she says is somewhere around. Ken finds a corner and sits, waiting for his date. Soon his phone rings and the voice is saying: "I've been here for more than 10 minutes, where are you?". Ken replies: "I am there ... with the blue fez cap". She looks around and their eyes meet. It dawns on them that they have been victims of their own pranks (they both had used fake pictures; Chinwe had adopted 'Joyce' as name). They bow their heads in shame. But it didn't end there. Somehow the 'real' friendship started ...till date!

50calibre:
My first & only blind date was like magic, it happened in Nigeria 5 years ago, It was middle of the year, & I had just balled into Nigeria.

About 10 days into my stay, I got a call on the MTN number I was using, I answered and it was a female voice, asking to speak with someone I didn't know. I told her it was a wrong number & then she apologised & hung up.

About 4 hours later, she called back & said since she called, she hadn't stopped thinking of my voice, & that I had a very nice voice, I was surprised. That was the beginning.

We started talking hours upon hours, everyday, then MTN allowed free calls in the night. Night after night, we'd spend hours laughing and talking, she was 2 years older than me. Then the issue of meeting each other came up, I suggested we Skype, to which she refused, saying she didnt want to spoil the surprise. I then asked her if she didnt want to see what I looked like, she said it didn't matter as she already liked me because of my voice. I began to wonder why she wouldn't want me to see her & vice versa, I played out many scenarios, many reasons, I was just confused.

I discussed this with some friends, some implanted fear in me, some assured me it was nothing, I then took a leap of faith & invited her to lagos ( she was in the eastern part of Nigeria, I think Delta state ) so she scheduled her travel & told me the details, I said no worries I'm waiting.

The day she was to arrive, I & my friend already planned to go to the bus station at least 30mins before she arrives, so we could get a good vantage point where we could see what we were dealing with. I communicated with her & got her precise location, then after calculating her ETA, we set off early (to avoid lagos traffic) to pick her from ojotta. When we got there, she was just few minutes out, we took a good spot, and kept out eyes & ears sharp. She called & said she was at the park, she described where she was, & we craftily made our way there looking out for anyone answering a phone call, then lo & behold we saw her. I couldn't believe what I was seeing, she was smoking hot, of reasonable height, clutching a moderately sized hand luggage.

I approached her first with a cheeky grin on my face, smelling & looking fresh. i was fairly confident i looked OK enough, i could see from her eyes she was also impressed. we exchanged pleasantries like we've known each other for years, we drove to my friend's house, as that was where I planned to stay for the one week she was to be around. My mum was around, & I knew she would be a nuisance to us so u didnt even take chances.

The one week we spent together was one of the best of my life, all we did was go out, do the " dance under the sheets ", eat, watch movies, visit friends, come back again & then more dance. On the fifth day, I was in the bathroom, & then I looked at myself in the mirror, I looked thinner, I then weighted myself to discover I had lost about 9 lbs in 5 days, I told the girl & we laughed about it.

When she was due to go, I gave her her transport To & Fro with enough spilling over, she already knew nothing long term could happen between us because of distance, we saw her off to the bus station & I bid her farewell. For days I keep reminiscing about our experience, feeling nostalgic. we still spoke on the phone for sometime as well, & then when I was leaving Nigeria I misplaced my SIM card & lost her contact. I've been looking for that sim ever since.

I've been praying for similar experience to happen again, to no avail.

moscobabs: I cant share my own experiences....cos if I do everybody will make jest of me and u all will put mark on me.but i can only give u the result

2003.......the one I met was creep

2005......most ugly

2005 again....older than me

2006.........we had sex on the 1st day,simply mean she is cheap

2008........she has 2 babies already

2010.......beautiful but latter discover she has been raped by my 2 friends

2011....she came from Kogi to meet me in benin city,she is very fat I sent her away the following day

2012....we dated for 2 weeks but she is very local.

Last saturday....I met this on wechat and she was with me till yesterday very sexy but she has no manner.

those are the Nine(9) experience

Paris-fran:
hmmm...a couple of weeks back this guy was quoting how lucky he is to have met his wife a virgin. Yet he is still meeting people who are sexy last saturday. Virgin girls take note oh.

Personally, I've been on two blind dates. I never had the intention of dating them, I was bored and I needed friends. The first one still my friend till now, a lovely fellow. The second was just a liar and I couldn't get past that. I told him one of my hobbies was playing basket ball and he said that was his hobby also. Only for me to meet him he wasn't even up to 5feet tall. How does someone that short play b ball?

olowoboi: Mine was not too long ago....met the babe through a female friend that used her pic as dp on her birthday. The display picture was too good to be ignored so i decided to request for her pin. My friend gave me and and i added her. @ first she didn't accept the request so i told my friend m gonna delete her after 10 mins of not accepting my BBM request...so i did, but i wasn't really happy about it sha coz the babe looks too pretty and posh. To my greatest surprise i woke up the next day to see her request on my BBM. ..chap chap, I accepted the request and we started chatting. I was in UK then so we were not able to see until after 2 months but i dragged her into feelings and she was already falling. @ last i landed safely in nig wiv arik on a business class chilling.....and trust me, I landed in lagos, drove to Ibadan, dropped my luggage and drove straight to (bowen) her school. She was shy and scared i or herself might find a flaw. But i was confident with my looks and profile and fortunately she was so amazing and she's got a very good profile too. To cut it short sha.....she took exeat from school the next weekend and I gave her a very wonderful treat.....plus she did me well too and it didnt seem i got enuf of her that weekend Coz am was ready to stay up all night. She is super sexy till date ....she's out of the country now and hope she comes back soon.