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 Jokes Etc › Re: Fresh Joke Coming From *666*! by 667(op): 4:22pm On Dec 11, 2010 |
Mike is walking down the street sees a sexy, curvy, yet lithe and slender Santa Clara woman with the most beautiful bosoms he had ever seen. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your bosoms for $100? "Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your bosoms for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your bosoms just once for $10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go into that alley over there." |
| Jokes Etc › Fresh Joke Coming From *666*! by 667(op): 9:38am On Dec 10, 2010 |
One day, a dog died, and the owner went to his pastor and said, “Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?”. The pastor replied, “I’m afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there’s no telling what they believe. Maybe , they’ll do something for the animal; you can go and find out". Then the man answered innocently, “I’ll go right away Pastor. But do you think they will accept a donation of US $250,000 as being enough in return for the burial service?” The Pastor exclaimed, “Sweet Jesus! Why didn’t you tell me the dog was a Christian, ??!! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 9:27pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
Questions only Mr. curious mind? If you want to learn the dark secrets i could teach you, but not here. It will be very interesting. Trust me. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 9:17pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
No |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 9:09pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
Free. I could teach you how if you want. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 8:48pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
Son of man! I could have smote you down but when i looked into your soul and . . . You are finished. @ALL QUESTIONS? |
| Romance › Re: Pls Help Me: I Need To Stop This Act! by 667: 3:39pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
Agent k-money £ any recruit today? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 3:36pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
NEXT! |
| Romance › Re: Pls Help Me: I Need To Stop This Act! by 667: 3:04pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
What in the name of Satan is going on here?  |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by 667: 10:19pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
What in the name of Satan is going on here? What? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 9:23pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
Your guess is as good as my answer. Because they have never seen him which is a valid reason to think he is imaginary. Humans are more canal than they were many years ago. Ancient people usually had visitation by angel. Mind you these angels comes as humans but as a spirit minded person you would easily recognise them. If God is imaginery, what about witches? Are they imaginery too? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 2:21pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
@Rhino.5dm Trap or no trap. This is an avenue to educate humans and not the trap setter. Besides you couldn't been more wiser than myself to have set a trap that would catch me, it back fired. There is no branding here. You can see that i have stated where Islam got their ablution method from? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 2:13pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
There is a line between God and Satan. There is similar line between human biegns on earth become not humans are 100% human beigns. This is why you have problem on the earth. This is why you have Homosexuals, thieves, killers, adultery etc. They all came from one family after the fall on human but mixed up in everybpdy today. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by 667: 1:53pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
Embrace me as your god and king and your joy will be endless. i require only that you accepy everything i present in the name of civilization. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 1:12pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
Another biblical question again? Your suggestion wasn't far from the truth. Read revelation and you will see a perfect setting of how the thrown on God looks like. Look at the politics on earth and from there you will get a little ideal of how heaven looks like. There are cherubim worshiping God without rest day and night crying HOLY HOLY HOLY IS THE LORD OF HOST. They have six feathers. They cover their faces with two, their fit with two and fly with two(that is an ideal of Islam ablution/ancient act which stand for holiness). It was only Lucifer that was able to pass through the fire surrounding the throw of God because of the materials God used in making him(you will find a description of his makeup in Ezekiel and Isiah). He was the kings messenger (more like a town crier) who brings direct messages from the God who angel can not see, so that gave him an edge when he started deceiving some angels and preparing them for an overthrow which led to a fight between Lucifer and his converted Angels vs Angel Micheal and his troops(mind you before that day Lucifer had never seen anyone like Micheal in heaven. Angel Micheal is God in battle form). Everything happening today has been foreseen by God. Humans are not above their own though. A man's thought is himself. Before you do anything you must have conceived the thoughts. God existed on His own(un-explainably uncomprehending). That is why he is everything, the omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent. Then he started thinking many things ie I want to be God, I want to be Father, I want to be King etc. Everything that happens today happens with his permition. He knew Lucifer was going to rebel, he made it that way and he already had a backup plan. In the beginning he wasn't God but he was just existing as what we call Logus. He created angels and the day they worshiped him he became God and King. He needed children to become Father. He created someone from himself in the form of soul and put him in mud clay and it became a living thing like Himself, and the clay man turn and saw someone and say Father. God became a Father. For him to be Savior His child had to fall from grace, and Lucifer was to play that role. My child, God will achieve all his dream. This life is God's dream. Believe it or not. I am not a good writer so i can not write much and explain more better. Any more questions or where don't you get in all? |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So. . . by 667: 10:18pm On Dec 05, 2010 |
@UNLEASHED (m) Embrace me as your god and king and your joy will be endless. I require only that you kneel. Come to papa. 
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| Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So. . . by 667: 8:26pm On Dec 05, 2010 |
Thank you! Thank you!! Thank you!!! But i hope Yorisb is not here to throw grenades at me today? because i understand he has the honigos fire burning inside him. Agent k-money £ (our surveillance system), what has been happening on NL so far? Any recruit? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 8:22pm On Dec 05, 2010 |
If you asked a christian question, i give an answer from your bible. If you ask from any other religion, I will give you from there also. Do you see that one of my demons has hold on you? Look! The truth is white, but you humans have different colors of eyes glasses on and when a human with a red colored shade looks at the truth, it is written in red, when another one with green looks, it is written in green. But the fact is, IT IS WHITE. I hope you understand what i mean by that. QUESTION? |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So. . . by 667: 8:12pm On Dec 05, 2010 |
And what, I mean, what in the name of Satan is going on here?  |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 8:08pm On Dec 05, 2010 |
You are playing on me. There are secrets in this world. Great scientist ponder over these things. They are discovering some gradually. You modern humans evolved from Homo Sapiens right? And they claimed all began somewhere in Africa. And they claimed there was dinosaurs on earth before right? Where did the dinosaurs go? What happened to it? How did Homo Sapiens started in Africa? Do you know these things? I do. Even before creation of earth i know things that happened in heaven.(I can only remember a few though) |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 7:45pm On Dec 05, 2010 |
MAY THE MALLET OF SATAN BEFALL YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP. GOD IS GOD. HE UNDERSTANDS ALL LANGUAGES. HE IS CALLED BY MANY NAMES. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY JEWISH GOD? DID YOU EXPECT ME TO CRASH DOWN NAIRALAND OR KILL ONE OR TWO MEMBERS BEFORE YOU CONFIRM THAT I WAS SILVERLANCE THE RULER OF THE UNDERWORLD? YOU WILL BE THE FIRST OF THAT LINE IF YOU WILL NOT SHUT UP AND ASK A QUESTION INSTEAD OF GRUMBLING. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 7:32pm On Dec 05, 2010 |
I WANT YOU GUYS TO ASK QUESTIONS THAT BOARDERS YOU AND NOT TO FIND FAULT OR ARGUE. IF A DEMON LIKE ME IS ACTING GOOD TODAY I SEE NO REASON WHY EMPTY HOLLOW HUMAN BEING LIKE YOU WOULDN'T. IF YOU BLAB AGAIN IN MY THREAD, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND YOU WHY YOU ONCE FEAR THE DARK. QUESTION? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 7:06pm On Dec 05, 2010 |
@Jenwitemi God gave you human religion(to check you) when he realized that if he left you without check you would do and undo things. Religion was first preached to man the day he was created in the garden of Eden- ". . ., thou shall not eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil,. . .". In Heaven there is a religion and they serve one God. There is politics in heaven or else how do you explain Lucifer's rebellion, he was very close to his maker. In hell we only have one master, one mission and one goal given to us by Lucifer(as an angel) a.k.a Satan. There are unseens power. Laws of Nature. You can not be on the fence. It is either you are for God or you are for us. We demons know these things. Just ask me what ever boarders you, I promise to give you a honest solution.  But don't tell Satan i did. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 6:42pm On Dec 05, 2010 |
Three quick questions;I can't wait to have your soul fried in hell. You will be one of my top generals at the battle front in fight against Jesus at the valley of Armageddon. Embrace me as your god and king and your joy will be endless. I require only that you kneel. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 6:36pm On Dec 05, 2010 |
should we pay tithe? what % are we to pay?Israel is a type of "the church" today. It was a tradition to pay tithes and they were happy doing it because it worked for them. Yes- If you are a church member or goer you are supposed to pay tithe or how do you expect the ministry to fund herself? The pastor spends day and night trying to read the bible get revelation and meaning and have no time to work in an office as you do. He deserve your tithe and offerings. Don't tell Satan I said these things please. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 6:27pm On Dec 05, 2010 |
@^^^It is already there in Genesis. Any questions that really boards you? Just ask me. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 6:04pm On Dec 05, 2010 |
who are ADAMS and EVES and what kind of apple is that.The first time human ever evolved on earth began with be creation of Adam and Eve. Genesis was written in a figurative language. Symbolically when the bible talks about a tree it could either mean a real tree and a human being. Eg. John said "the axe is laid on the root of the tree", Jesus is the tree of life There was two trees in the garden of Eden. i) The tree of life- Jesus (or God) ii) The tree of the knowledge of good and evil- My master the devil When the bible said they ate of the tree, it means the were preached to. The serpent (that would be me) preached to Eve(church or country= people) that if they ate of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil their eyes would be open. He first gave her the fruit and she ate. Then she gave the fruit to Adam and he ate. And they knew they were unclothed. In the next verse they had kids. Conclusion: Apple is a seed and therefore means that they had sex. The serpent first dis-virgin eve and she enjoyed it and convinced Adam to do it. If you need more clarification just ask. |
| Christianity Etc › Ask Me All Kinds Of Religious Questions That Baffles You! I Have The Answer! by 667(op): 4:55pm On Dec 05, 2010 |
WHAT EVER QUESTION THAT BOARDERS YOU. WEATHER CREATION OR PRE- CREATION (FOR I WAS THERE) JUST ASK AND YOU WILL GET AN ANSWER . I AM SERIOUS!!!!!! |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Naija Guys Not Romantic by 667: 6:53pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
not all of them nija guys are romantic, i mean the ones abroad are less romantic,compared to the ones back in nija.thats how i see it.They 'd better be less romantic. I was told they go for our whooties. If i see any of them with a whooty. I will fry him in hell. |
