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I drank wine yestaday didnt i?

hw una mata b...i no undastand the game

A certain man found his wife with another man in his bedroom. Instead of shouting or beating both of them, he just looked at them and went back to the sitting room.
He switched on the Television and started watching some gospel videos.
The wife and the Boyfriend were in panick.
The boyfriend dressed up and came by the sitting room then he said, "Sir am sorry for sleeping with ur wife"
Husband "It happens you can go.." The boyfriend left.
The wife never came out from the bedroom till it was time to sleep. The husband switched off the Television and went to sleep in the bedroom. He found her wife sitted on the floor crying.
The husband never said anything or even asking her.He just slept on his bed and covered himself with some blankets.
In the morning when he woke up, he found his wife dead.The wife committed suicide in the middle of night as her husband was sleeping.The husband was jailed for 20 years for murder. **Question:..Who was not fair_?← 1. The husband,
2. The wife or
3. The law?
***choose one (please be fair)

mahahahahahaahahahahhaha so so so so funny

as we all know we are in a season of celeberation ...i think its time to let the world and all the nairalanders know who you cherish most....
Starting with me my shout out goes to God almighty,my mum,my dad, and my whole family member....i want to say i love them all....please mods move to the appropiate section if nt in the right place

Today as we all know is a special day...its xmas if u asked to giv a shout out who would your shout out go to.......at least to let the world and all the nairalanders know the people u cherish or appreciate most this xmas..
Starting with me my shout out goes to my mum my dad and my brothers and sister and also to my babe(although she dey Bleep up)

Today as we all know is a special day...its xmas if u asked to giv a shout out who would your shout out go to.......at least to let the world and all the nairalanders know the people u cherish or appreciate most this xmas..
Starting with me my shout out goes to my mum my dad and my brothers and sisters..

a question came running in my mind...do people kill dogs to celeberate christmas?......or can u eat dogs to celeberate christmas...happy xmas pals

17. You look at their profile constantly. .. 16. When you're on phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even just two minutes ago.15. You read their text over and over again.14. You walk really slow when you are with them.13. You feel shy whenever they are around.11. When you think of them your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.10. You smile when you hear their voice.9. When you look at them, you cant see the other people around you, you just see him/her... 8. You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them. .. 7. They're all you think of. .. 6. You get high just from their scent. .. 5. You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at 'em. .. 4. You would do anything for 'em. .. 3. While reading this there was one person on your mind the whole time.. .. 2. You were so busy thinking about that person you didn't notice number 12 was missing. .. 1. You just scrolled up to check and are now laughing at yourself,... True Or False?

Akpos and Ochuko were drinking palm wine together. Ochuko said,"Akpos, I have a confession to make."Akpos asked,"What is it?"Ochuko said,"Last week, I slept with your wife. I am sorry."Akpos shouted,"You slept with my wife?!" Ochuko said,"Please forgive me."Akpos cooled down and said,"What are friends for? I forgive you."The following week, Ochuko was furious that someone had harvested all his crops in his farmland. During their drinking time in the evening, Akpos said to Ochuko,"Ochuko, I have a confession to make."Ochuko asked,"What is it?"Akpos said,"I was the one who harvested all your crops. I am very sorry I did that."Ochuko, after getting angry, said,"What are friends for? I forgive you."Two weeks later, they were drinking palm wine together when Ochuko said to Akpos,"Akpos, I have a confession to make."Akpos asked,"What is it?"O chuko said,"I poisoned your drink because I was angry with you. Please forgive me. Akpos said,"So you poisoned my drink? Anyway what are friends for? I forgive you. I also have a confession to make." Ochuko asked,"What is it?"Akpos said,"I am sorry! I exchanged our drinks. Please forgive me!" Hahahahahahahah ahahaha Do you want to see the picture of this joke, where akpos and ochuko were drinking the palm wine?

Imagine Your mum left you and your dad when u were just 8months old because he had no money. Your dad remarried a lady cos he needed som1 who will take care of u, so when u grew up due to d fianacial state of the house, Your step mum sold her wrappers so that she could sponsor your educations. And luckily you graduated as a medical doctor and also owned your hospital. One day due to your good treatments Your hospital have been crowded with patients and all the sick bed has been occupied by people leaving only a single bed. And an accident just occured which affected your real mum and your step mum. And they were both admitted to ur hospital, who will u admit-- Your step mum or your real mum?

wetin concern me with you and your post?

A question came running in my mind that if a HUSBAND AND WIFE gets divorced..who is really to be blamed...is it the......A) HUSBAND...B)WIFE....C)CHILDREN....D)FRIENDS....E)FAMILY PEOPLE....F)FATHER INLAWS OR MOTHER INLAWS.....OR wu else is to be blamed...ON UR OWN PERSONAL OPINION PLEASE...

Just imagine...God forbid...bt lets say your mum and dad got divorced for instance wich of them would you like to stay with..weather as a guy or a girl.....your DAD or MUM?....and WHY............ Starting with me first of all i wuold go with my mum....because she is so caring....and besides that i beliv that my dad could make the marriage stay....if only he wanted to...so as a punishment would go for my mum

bunmioguns:
ProfRoland of course

ahhahahhahaha....is because i am using the progated english of our youths of present byas dat u say dis pls i wuld nt like a cumbustic combulation between me and u...just comment and go....because am having supretendent over all political upgrades utters bonosmure.

hmmmm....na E, C, and D

aahahahahahahah dis one got me rolling....tanks bro and God bless...happy sunday to u too

Abeg ehn which of this men mumu pass..(first one dey wet em tomato for inside rain......second one na poor farmer so the last garri wey e get wey no reach one cup...he go pur am inside river dey wait make e soak...the third one they waka for road he cun see cow sheet he cun jump am pass...he cun cum back cun say i dey cum make i even see weda na cow sheet he cun chook e hand inside the sheet cun taste am cun say thank God say i no match am oo.......ABEG WHICH OF THIS MEN MUMU PASS BECAUSE ME DON CONFUSE OO

hclacid:
AkPOS was baptized and dipped in water 3
times. At
the 3rd time the Pastor said: "You are now
baptized.
You are a new creation the old one is gone.
No
more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new
name is
Jacob." Jacob went back home and headed
straight
for the fridge. He took a Heineken,dippedit
in water 3 times and said:"You are now a
new creation, the
old one is gone.
Your new name is Orange Juice!!!.

......gosh so dry are you this dry or you derive joy in making people unhappy?...ah imagine gosh

lol...na mr bean o

bright007:
the description of this man is a perfect description of bush pig a.k.a BINGBAGBO...
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Do well to use your drug

........hahahahahhah bro na wa o...u reallly get the description wel...na u cun crack the real joke here o...

ahahahahhahaha dis one got me rolling this is the funniest joke dat i hav eva read tanks bro

when i smashed my n70 on the wall bcs i dey play game the tin cun show b3 low i cun say make i charge am..the stupid fone refused to charge..na em i send am to the wall...as in ehn the fone scattar pieces the panel..bf my eye cun clear say i for fit sell the fone o..my broda anger no gud o

[quote author=imoleay0 post=26955873]I just remembered some
funny names we used to
call our teachers when we were in secondary
school.

(my intro tech teacher: ''don't touch machine''

I feel like going back to school.

What about you?
Did you give funny names to all/some of your teachers?.....we called one guy like dat wey dey teach us we dey call am chest..as ehn the bros grab well well

me i tink its just to express ur self