soleexx:
I press her boobs hhard and it burst

hahahahahahaaha...lolzzzzz....dat means na kiri kiri u dey nw dey comment

[b][/b][color=#000000][/color]Its not only the sun that rises in the morning if you know what i mean...lol

Its nt only the sun that rises in the morning if u knw what i mean...lol

The power bank is good..one thing u must understand is that not all phones charge wit solar..y nt try wit anoda fone and see

Nice and hilariouse..just cant stop laughing...bf pple think am mad.

Well you have said it all....u ar in a fix....just put in a disc containing the name of the operating system u ar using ....change ur booting device to boot frm c.d rom....then allow to load....it would take u to a prompt...just locate fix or repair windows instead of formatting it wuld simply repair ur windows and ur files is as good as new....
Bt incase u dont understand you can call me on 08104877350...i wuld be more than glad to help

My best movie ever...bt they somehow fall Africans hand sha

Lwkmd

Rainalove:
I need an old man on my bed? !!!!! God forbid!!!!

lol...my granddad dey wait o en self need u...hahaah

luchi46:
i got drunk with a pig in my room

ahahhahha...

AdeniyiA:
i killed an elephant with my bare hand

weldone sir papa samson

Dharniel:
i got drunk with a prostitute in the river...
how annoying

ahahahaha....maybe na mammy water prostitute..lol

<fg=ffff0000> How about we play a game.. Find your birthday month, day and year and form a sentence...
Jan : I need
Feb : I killed
Mar : I slept with
Apr : I knocked
May : I slapped
Jun : I hugged
Jul : I played with
Aug : I jumped on
Sep : I got drunk with
Oct : I spit on
Nov : I kissed
Dec : I love

SELECT A DAY
01- Someone
02- a donkey
03- a monkey
04- a baboon
05- an elephant
06- my cousin
07- my girlfriend/ boyfriend
08- Elvis Grey
09- Nicky Minaj
10- a clown
11- a drunkard
12- a virgin
13- a hobo
14- a genius
15- a gorilla
16- Elvis grey
17- a pig
18- a model
19- Nobody
20- my dog
21- my first love
22- my ex
23- an old man
24- a dinosaur
25- Kim Kardashian
26- a prostitute
27- Elvis Grey
28- my best friend
29- a cat
30- an old friend
31- an idiot

Select the year of birth...
1980- in a bar
1981- in a car park
1982- in a dirty pond
1983- in an ocean
1984- in a police van
1985- in a garage
1986- in a forest
1987- in a swimming pool
1988- in a toilet
1989- in a garden
1990- in a hotel room
1991- in a bus
1992- in a taxi
1993- on my bed
1994- in the river
1995- in our room
1996- on the playground
1997- with out my pants
1998-on the house roof
1999- with my eyes open
2000-but I'm lying...

Lol ..were en dey wen d person dey thief d neck

pushtani:
I knocked a gorilla with my eyes open :-D

hmm..samson of our time

derrick333:
Gush!!! He slept wit a monkey in the forest

lol...bado na monkey u see

<fg=ffff0000> How about we play a game.. Find your birthday month, day and year and form a sentence...
Jan : I need
Feb : I killed
Mar : I slept with
Apr : I knocked
May : I slapped
Jun : I hugged
Jul : I played with
Aug : I jumped on
Sep : I got drunk with
Oct : I spit on
Nov : I kissed
Dec : I love

SELECT A DAY
01- Someone
02- a donkey
03- a monkey
04- a baboon
05- an elephant
06- my cousin
07- my girlfriend/ boyfriend
08- Elvis Grey
09- Nicky Minaj
10- a clown
11- a drunkard
12- a virgin
13- a hobo
14- a genius
15- a gorilla
16- Elvis grey
17- a pig
18- a model
19- Nobody
20- my dog
21- my first love
22- my ex
23- an old man
24- a dinosaur
25- Kim Kardashian
26- a prostitute
27- Elvis Grey
28- my best friend
29- a cat
30- an old friend
31- an idiot

Select the year of birth...
1980- in a bar
1981- in a car park
1982- in a dirty pond
1983- in an ocean
1984- in a police van
1985- in a garage
1986- in a forest
1987- in a swimming pool
1988- in a toilet
1989- in a garden
1990- in a hotel room
1991- in a bus
1992- in a taxi
1993- on my bed
1994- in the river
1995- in our room
1996- on the playground
1997- with out my pants
1998-on the house roof
1999- with my eyes open
2000-but I'm lying...

Something came to my mind within the week that there are pple evry1 of us miss so much weda dead or alive...
So Who are you missing?

Na so pson chook me bottle 4 back o..na em i shout..i cun turn look my guy 4 help i see say d guy dey busy wit 3 pple..na so i use d screw driver chook..d guy 4 shoulder na em my two victims take off o..my guy too don collect mark 4 body..na so i cun join am o..dey fight d remaining 3 guys o...na so we hear gunshot o..na em evrybody take off o..na d next day we cun hear say na 1 of those boys wey run o..if u see my body d next day chai u go pity me..bt sha my joy b say we fight back bf xcaping u knw na edo guy no day carry last highest e go b draw draw..so na my xperience b dat jare..d guy wey i insert screw driver 4 em yansh d guy cun reach today if e see me na bros e day cal me o..

Mine was when we went to 1 of my female friends b.day in d middle of d 9yt at abt 2:00am i and my friends decided to go back home..not knwin dat d street we went to 4 d bday, some guys there came 4 a party in my area and were seriously beaten...and dat made evry guy in my street a target..so wen we were on our way we saw 7 guys folowin us and our mind was dat mayb dey were thieves..while contempletin y dey were folowing us, 1 of d boys said stop there ar u pple nt frm aso? innocently we said yes..dey nw said dey were going to beat us mercilessly today as a message 4 my street oboy my mind do gboaww..and na only 3 of us against 7 brosses..as an edo guy na wey don chop leaver na em i use mind say una fada..una no fit do anytin..na so fight start o..as d fight serious,1 of my other igbo guy take of..e cun remain only me and d other edo guy..two of dem too take off..e cun remain 2 to 5 o..d next tin na screwdriver i see insid my chest na em i comot am catch d guy chook am 4 em yansh..d guy shout see blood..

ATMC:
Mine is Nne. Wait, is there a difference between nickname and pet name?

ur pet name can be ur nick name...it all depends on u....so no mind them

Lets know your nick name...let me feel your rhymes... Mine is Asha the bird of the night

Lwkmd dat man kokoro don go

powerfulsettingz:
I declare you to be found now in Jesus name

lol...abeg no kill me na u declare pass?

Good job bro please...can u continue that my sex adventure please....please evry1 following this topic should pls place a comment to commend this guys work this is the best ever

Nice one bro...these are the nicest of jokes ever so so interesting...i have been following like follow follow......u have really really been making my day fun and easy going tanks bro

What if i tell you guys there is still somtin u can do...bt bf i say it make una try lets see wu b d genious for here

Stelvin101:
It's very simple. Na to use that kind of Jack Bauer morphine/adrenaline injection only say I will be using 20,000mg on him. by the time I use am, only him go wake up, waka go show me where he keep the money.

...hahahaha abeg no kill me with laugh

Holyfield1:
If na joke make in stop am o!...He must wake up ni o
Meanwhile,Today is my birthday...Nairalanders show some love
A thousand likes is just enough to make me happy

,,,,happy birthday o@holy field....wish u long life and prosperity

What will you do when your grandfather on his dying bed tells you
my son or
my daughter
I left 100 million
in in in in........
And he dies ...
Please drop your comments lets role with the fun..and at the same time serious issue

youngice:
when I'm angry ,I just walk
I learnt how to control my anger at a very
young age

ahahah...lol person like u go sabi trek so o...just imagine the anger no wun go down u cun dey waka deya waka....pass ur side enta d next villa na lost u dey so o