₦airaland Forum

TWoods:
You're not American and i doubt you've lived there beyond a year or two... but you're heavy on the phony accent. May i remind you that the upper middle class average American does not use ghetto speak? Yawn.

Oga Americana, he never said he was an Americana. The way u guys that have stayed abroad for a while quickly wash people down is not fair. U were once like him, and he may meet u were u are and even overtake u. I know numerous people who left and got married and are doing fine, talking of personal friends i have more than 5 of them including Riwan who is a Muslim. He is married and still married with a beautiful daughter 5 years after. He works with an oil and gas coy now. Its only Kelly who.is a warri boy that got divorced, biut he already has his green card. He doesn't calm down even before he left. He is still single 2 years after divorce. Others are doing fine with kids. Bidemi has 3 kids and still married to same woman. He stated what he knew, there was no point attacking him and discrediting him. No big deal getting married there. We know the process is not easy, but its worth it. Nothing is easy.

cosade:
You already converted the $2,000 to naira at the parallel market rate, and you probably screamed "almost One Million naira monthly!".

A graduate earning half of that amount in Nigeria would be living better than the person you mentioned.

A simple analogy, with $2,000 monthly you'll be to have haircut 118 times (at $17 per cut) whereas with half of that amount (N500,000), you'll be able to have 2,000 haircuts (at N250 per cut).
Again, remember that the money is earned in US and would be spent in US.

Lol. I ignored that post. What about house rent of probably $600 or$700 a month for one room oooo. They will just be doing some funny conversions.
$2000 should never be a motivation. That isn't money living in the US. Though I don't agree with some of ur assertions.

cosade:
You can easily find true love amongst hundreds of marriageable Nigerian-American girls in US. You don't have to engage in "arrangee" marriage.

Lol. Off course i know.
Can't u see some people on this thread making marriage looks like rocket science and exaggerating stuffs.

TWoods:
he married for a green card? That's fraud you know.

How is getting married for a green card fraud?


Smh!

If u call contract marriage fraud i understand. But it is actually non of anyones business.

djblue007:
✨✨✨The Truth✨✨✨

MMM promised to switch over to a new model that will take care of fake pops, non- confirmation of orders, GHing not exceeding PHing etc. The new model in view promises to be the solution to the sustainability of the mmm community.

This was the major reason for the one month freezing period to give programmers time to complete and implement the new model!

UNFORTUNATELY, PROGRAMMERS COULDN'T MEET UP WITH THE TARGETED RESUMPTION DATE OF JAN 14th.

And because the mmm admin didn't want to disappoint the mmm faithfuls the promised resumption date which would have given the media another round of headline BREAKING NEWS, thereby causing unnessary panic, they proceeded to reopen still running with the old model!

What is going on right now is the final stages of test running the new model before its implementations. This is the reason for some of the delays in matching and some hitches seen in the system.

If you observed few days ago, the captcha was changed from numeric to alpha numeric and later changed back to numeric. These are signs of some of the on going upgrades and test running the new model.

What is required from all participants at this point is PATIENCE!
PATIENCE PATIENCE!

Then whilst waiting patiently, all mmm participants should teach their DLs the right ideology of mmm and also speak well of the community. Remember what you say is what you have!

MMM is me and you. MMM has no central account where we put in our money so Mr Mavrodi does not owe any one of us money.

The same way Mark Zuckerberg created facebook & gave the world a platform where people could connect with family & friends is also the same way Mr Mavrodi has created and given us a platform to use and help ourselves..

What we make out of this platform is entirely up to us!

It's important that all participants understand the ideology of mmm and how it works. What sustains the community is constant PH/GH/PH. Not just PH/GH. Pls note the difference.

After the resumption, many came only to GH their money and didn't PH anything back to the system. The question is WHO DO YOU EXPECT TO PAY YOU?? A GHOST OR MAVRODI HIMSELF?
Definitely not. You need a fellow participant to pay you with the PH ORDER made.

And for those that have been matched to PH, kindly pay up your orders without fear.

MMM cannot crash, except it's servers are wiped off completely, which is not possible.

God bless you all as we change the world TOGETHER !

Lol. All the participants i know are already trying to recover from other ponzi. Who will come and wait for 30days for just 30% when people are getting 100% in 1 week. Lol. Keep deceiving your selves

chriskosherbal:
I still believe MMM will fulfill thier promise ....

After all they came back when several individuals believed they won't....

Patience..

Oga...this is the best way they can do it to reduce casualties. If it was done suddenly some people would have dived into River Niger by now

lazsnaira:
NIGERIAN ARMY HAS NEVER WON ANY WAR...except of course staging coup

Ok

kettykin:
This is even from a military that has not a single meaningful achievement in it's 57 years of existence besides being made refugees in neighboring countries by a rag tag militia and then starving of women and children to death during the civil war

Hahahahaha.


Military that librated over 8 African Countries, and won a civil war against rebels with their leader running away on woman attire have no meaningful achievement. Ok kontinu

Idiotic clowns.

Here is the link posted attached.

Looking for attention and relevance

MISTAICEY02288:
May God bless you bro. Im glad someone finally knows what i'm talking about. When i was sayin it they kept arguing as if i didnt know what i am sayin. Theres always a way here to get green card and as youve said bro, the most important thin is to stay clean and live normal while the card is being processed.

Lol. This is a public forum na. Everyone codes. People that got lucky doing the normal thing will always preach that and i understand that. Mostly those that go on tourist get married or do the CM which i don't advice. But if u can get married, well fine, its the CM i really don't support. Most that do CM are either married here or have a committed relationship. But with Trump, we don't know what's gonna happen, how things will change!

luvinhubby:
Suddenly you people found an excuse for failures in the power sector.

See your thread on 24hr power supply 12days ago.

https://www.nairaland.com/3557839/24-hours-uninterrupted-power-supply

That was my thread until ur friends went to blow up gas lines again. So?

Omudia11:
Its not our fault you don't have gas lines to blow. Must you live off the Niger Delta?

If I ask may be from Enugu or Ebony. What's your business with our Niger delta. Edo by birth and origin

jusRadical:
I thought that oil is useless and niget delta irrelevant? I thouht that u can do without oil? I tot lag has oil?

Don't get it twisted. I am from the Niger delta. Edo state precisely

kelly72:
You need to shamefully accept the obvious fact that Your Buhari is a huge waste of votes and time. System collapse has happened twice under his clueless watch. If this and the callous bombing of helpless IDPs happened only 2 yrs ago. Lai Mohammed will be evrywhere talking nonsense as if he could do any better. We have seen their best.

The highest peak in Nigeria' history was also achieved under PMB

luvinhubby:
Incompetent leadership of lying hypocrites.

my friend will you go and blow more gas lines and stop complaining?

“The huge debts owed for gas, and recent attacks of gas facilities are limiting supply to the power plants. For instance, an oil/gas pipeline facility blew up this week in Ughelli, Delta State and it connects critical Generation Companies (GenCos) like Ughelli, Sapele, Benin GenCos,” the official said.

This is beautiful. Those elements that enjoys hunger and power shortage so as to spite Buhari and massage their demonic wish of Buhari's failure can come in here now and wail to the high heavens! you are happy when a bomb goes off on a pipe or gas line, yet you want power and a booming economy. Una never see anything, bypass metres, blow pipelines, then come here and wail .
The Escobars!

haba bros. there are time traffic lights cause more problems than solve. in situations like that human intervenion is needed. all though they are meant to switch of the traffic light first, but this also many not be necessary.

falopey:
Lol. Guy, na for dubai before I go America I first had this same experience o. Na so I pee finish. I come tanda for there dey look like lucozade how I go take flush my pee o because na so the pee color well well. I come say haba, I be good Nigerian naa, how I go come use toilet for obodo oyinbo no come flush am. Because na so everything for inside the toilet dey shine. Na so I deeey oo. As I dey reson am, shey I go come sleep for hear now because of say I no see watin to press flush the toilet? I just vex take a step back wan start to dey comot. Na so I just hear the toilet flush all by itself o. I was shocked with surprise.

Now it's time to wash my hand after peeing. Haha again. Which kind wahala be dis. The tap no get handle where I go turn it on or off o. Na just only mouth sticking out eh get. I just stand dey look again but this time looking at a guy making use of the second tap next to me. Na so the guy just see me o. Chai. Which kind embarrassment be dis? I know for him mind, e go be like, see this village boy, he no sabi use ordinary tap. The guy just tell me say make I reach out my hand to the tap. Na so I put my hand forward o like say I dey bey the tap to give me something. The next thing na water I see running out and it automatically stopped as soon as I remove my hand. That was my first experience using such things.

Lol. the tap thing was functioning in Lagos international airport, seen that a couple of years back. it is even in big hotels.

some people dey fall hand sha, we know say Africa bad, but smart tv av been around for a while na. just that we dnt have good internet here. but i still connect with swift or spectranet. someone is even surprised about sensor on hand dryers, even cheap restaurants have this. haba, make we use our mind na, we know say naija nor good. smart tvs also allow you connect your smart phone to the tv wirelessly to stream movies, play games and the likes, but your phone must have wireless display. i do use it, just that when playing games like asphalt 8 it cracks. maybe obodo oyinbo own go perfect sha. my target is May, cold for don reduce

MISTAICEY02288:
You didn't get me correctly. I didn't say two people. I said couple of people and what i mean is that i know quite a number of people who camr to US with student visa and have green cards now, not two people. And as for other things you said, well i have nothin more to say. Lets just smwatch and see how things unfolds.

student better sef. 80% of those on tourist visas never came back, i once said it that more than 70% green card holders where once illegal immigrants, the system is soft about it. but if u commit crime b4 green card, you are on your own, na you and homeland securities go sort am

fifty:
To all MMM participants out there. Beware!!!

The worst place to get any MMM related news is Here. Don't come here to to get clarifications on anything relating to MMM, as you would end up getting urselves confused.
Many members no longer trust Nairaland on mmm updates because they have been paid to tarnish MMM but many members understood this in time and left, please join an MMM Group/page on Facebook or Whatapp to get lively and current
updates on MMM you'll be surprised at what's
happening outside here. Naira'Land is an Anti-MMM forum, U'll get nothing good here. The earlier you understand this the better.

Thanks for your understanding @all

lol. u go soon deactivate ur account!

onlyhandsome202:
if ur on twitter, search mmm n c people providing help. wat are u trying to gain in this? u didn't creat this topic during pH while now u are asked to pay. pls dis isn't gud for mmm.

lol. is there a twitter different from the normal one?

haryomikun:
Whixh did you last listen to boss? Tell me the track that started the mixtape

slow dope and party banger

i just neeed a new mix with latest songs

ilobasama:
This is my first time commenting on any MMM thread but my advise to people that invested in it is for them to move on. i doubt it can work again because rigth now no rational person will be willing to provide help. everyone just want to get help.

if only we have a functioning and caring government, Nigeria and Nigerians wont be in the mess we find ourselves today

stop blaming government. what of those that didnt invest? does it mean the government was good to them? those that invested told us that MMM was in several countries up to 100, does it mean those government too are not functional? imagine people putting as much as 3m into the scheme. are there not better investments to ut 3m other than a pyramid scheme?

hucienda:
Calm down before getting into a fist over nothing..

It's stated in the report that Anambra and a few other states are yet to report theirs.

he is cooking it up again like ugwu.

haryomikun:
Sure boss. I'm DJ haywire. I really appreciate your anticipation of my mixtape... But I havent done any since the T.I.M.F.T mixtape because of a lot of issues I had though. I promise this year before June, I'll pool money to get a turntable and mix better for those who enjoy enjoy my mixtapes. Much love baba ni !

Ok. Give me the latest. Both foreign and local. I mean the one u did last

ayobamiakinrind:
He has a point, the comparison would have been logical if our air force bombed foreigners outside here. But you see, NA attacking IDPs is so grievous.

Lol. Foreigners are not human beings? You people are really sick. Are u aware of what happened in Norway?

tarizeal:
MMM DID NOT ASK PARTICIPANTS TO PROVIDE HELP BEFORE GETTING HELP
The reason for that status is simply the person has already made a request ( check the mavro and u will see pending request even though the request seem deleted but it is not) and has no confirmed mavro as such must provide help before getting another . We should all be Patient and as faithful MMM Participant i still provided help and got help yesterday. thanks to faithful participants like myself. The Law of Cama is setting in
And as for those who are praying for the downfall of others . what would you benefit from it. Better REPEN. We Nigerian Mavrodians are risk takers with a mission to changing lives The testimonies are THERE. and will still continue BY Gods Grace

Lol. All this poor mabrodans nor go let us see road. I keep seeing 10k 28k 12k. Which kain money be this one. Let those with serious money in the system talk, MMM as already said it will first attend to poor mavrodans and giving excuses that is because they are a charity organization. Smh. U people should use the head God gave u, not the one MMM have washed it to be

Rebuke:
Broda, he has a point letz face it.

How on earth wld yhu misfire in yhur own soil? The camp wasn't set up by aliens but a camp wit a legal back up. Meaning they were vry much aware of the existence of d camp b4 now.

Honestly, I'm so displeased wt such silly mistake. It only goes to show d incompetence of our so called air force.

I'm not sayin mistakes do not happn but dis one is jxt too silly.

They might have killed more innocent souls dan d real enemies they claim to b fightn. I'm nt jxt happy abt dis whole thn. Habba.

Only God knows how many innocent souls hav died as a result of their misfired amour on many occasions dat went unnoticed or unreported.
Shame, a very big shame to them.

Mtcheeeew!

proeast:
Jesus Christ, what kind of human being are you? You posted pictures of their honey moon that took place last year and tagged a blatant lie that he has relocated to Philipine just to decieve people! You lots are busy ranting about MMM while the politicians are busy wreaking havoc on your lives and children yet unborn. Why would you call others greedy because they choose to spend their hard earned money the way they like? Are you better than them? Did they infringe on your right in any way or break any law? Are you so jobless that you cant even mind your business? Nigeria is indeed filled with re.tards! Smh.

U have comprehension problems. That is what MMM have done to you guy's brain. It has really damaged it. It is only online u guys form James bond. In reality, u are crying inside. I have friends with serious money trapped. In who u quoted didnt say that pic was Philippines. We all know that was honey moon. Have u not seen rand oics attached to news headlines before. Use ur real brwin and discard your MMM brain.

Saintesquire:
This post does not worth commenting on because the op appearantly has no knowledge of the workings of mmm. In fact this post is made in bad faith and in envy. Of course everyone knows that for a participant to get help in mmm, he must have provided help which help would have been confirmed. The picture painted here does not apply to participants who has a confirmed mavro. In fact I am totally ashamed of this op and his post. It depicts ignorance and laziness. You appearantly has nothing meaningful to do.

Lol. Go back to the first page. U will see the other pic

guywitzerogal:
we are talking bout dropping a bomb on ur own soil not while fighting in anoda country

Stop this foolishness. It is just too senseless. Damn!