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PoliticsRe: Will Fubara Shake Hands With Wike, As River Gov Kingsmen Beg FCT Minister by Prokaryote: 8:09pm On Sep 29, 2024
Foolish kinsmen, very soon the governor will show them his true color. Wetin make them feel say wike na good man, the same fish pie he served his predecessor is what is been served to him.
Christianity EtcRe: Priest Apologizes To The Family Of Alter Boy He Knocked On The Head by Prokaryote: 4:52am On Sep 28, 2024
All thanks to the camera and social media that exposed this menace. Some priest are fund of these. Naso we dey chop knock anyhow then doing Mass as altar boys.
Christianity EtcRe: Priest Gives An Altar Boy A Knock On The Head During Wedding (Video, Photos) by Prokaryote: 4:48am On Sep 28, 2024
Chai,something wey we dey chop any how then even when our girlfriend dey inside Mass... when my set clock 18, we revolted against the priest then to stop the menace...
PoliticsRe: Verydarkman Meets Interior Minister Amid Bobrisky Controversy by Prokaryote: 11:13am On Sep 27, 2024
VDM, Fela of our time...if you like hate him,who God has bless,no one can cause.
PoliticsRe: Bobrisky: Interior Board Suspend Culpable Officers As Investigations Begin by Prokaryote: 8:55pm On Sep 26, 2024
Bobiski, the ungrateful he-she talkative. Thank God he used his stupidly to expose the corruption in Nigeria prison
CrimeRe: Lawyers In The House, How Can I Sue My Bank?? by Prokaryote: 4:30pm On Sep 21, 2024
KUDA microfinance bank is as useless as a church rat. I have lost 10k each on two occasions to this incompetent bank and the worst is lack of direct customer care number.
CrimeRe: BREAKING: NPF Set To Launch Digital Check To Replace Stopping To Check Papers by Prokaryote: 3:55pm On Sep 19, 2024
Lol
PoliticsRe: Minister Directs NNPCL To Sell PMS Above ₦‎1,000 To Curb Smuggling - ICIR by Prokaryote: 7:53am On Sep 03, 2024
Instead of putting the blame on the incompetency of our custom officer's and Navy who collide with smugglers to move this items off the shores of Nigeria. They rather frustrate an average Nigerian to good living, at the moment #100,000 will exchange for 37,500cefa. As at 5years ago, cefa was one of the worst currency in Africa changing for #30,000 to 101,000cefa.
In nutshell, even if Nigeria sell fuel at #2000 per liter,smugglers will still buy and move them out considering the exchange rate.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Crisis: Monarch Declares Palace Accessible Only To Wike Supporters by Prokaryote: 11:11am On Aug 29, 2024
If they can dethrone the Emir,who is he?
BusinessRe: Easy Buy Loan, Kindly Help Nairalanders by Prokaryote: 5:34am On Mar 23, 2024
Ignore them
Christianity EtcRe: New Changes For Jehovah's Witness: Women Can Wear Trousers, Men Must Not Wear.. by Prokaryote: 8:54am On Mar 17, 2024
An average JW is diabolic
PoliticsRe: Minimum Wage: Labour Slashes Demand To ₦‎500,000 by Prokaryote: 7:54am On Mar 07, 2024
Some Governor wey no fit pay 30k minimum wage with backlog of salary arrears go kan pay 500k ba. If you want to fight for this, fight to finish and don't just fight and stop .
PoliticsRe: FCTA Confirms Looting Of Warehouse In Abuja by Prokaryote: 6:52pm On Mar 03, 2024
It's well...if this hunger is not address,I pray men don't turn to cannibals.
PoliticsRe: CBN Policies are Paying Off. Naira Continues To Appreciate Gradually. by Prokaryote: 8:08am On Feb 25, 2024
coputa:
Even if the naira gradually regains value will the high cost of goods and services come down.
it won't ooo...I pray God help us
CrimeRe: I Was Arrested And Locked Up In Cell By The Police In Lagos For Nothing!!! by Prokaryote: 9:57am On Feb 24, 2024
This is terrible, I pray the station in question is flagged and the DPO qiestioned. Kindly share this on Twitter for quick response.
HealthRe: Health Workers Kick As Nigerian Nursing Council Introduces Stringent Conditions by Prokaryote: 5:11pm On Feb 08, 2024
This is nothing but slavery....if the government need to retain its health workers,they should do what others do and not force people to stay back with hash policy.
HealthRe: What Are The Benefits Of Drinking Alcohol? by Prokaryote: 10:46am On Jan 23, 2024
uuzba:
You're the one that read the research, yet your English is terrible.
So what kind of badly written bulls1t research did you read?

Anyway, drunk people tend to be jovial to certain degrees.
Lol, thanks Prof.
HealthRe: What Are The Benefits Of Drinking Alcohol? by Prokaryote: 9:01am On Jan 23, 2024
If you hate what I like, na your problem, if I hate what you like na my problem... Research shows high percentage of people that takes alcohol easily forgives and let's go off issues while a high percentage of non alcoholics tend to be wicked and hash in decision making.
CrimeRe: Checkpoints Should Be Introduced Nationwide by Prokaryote: 4:53pm On Jan 22, 2024
May God Bless your wisdom Jare!
SporaD8:
The purpose of our security establishment has been derailed and defeated. They critically needs an overhaul!
As it stands now, the more they're on the road, the messier the situation will continue!
So long as your suggestions center on cutting off branches instead of uprooting the Tree, the problems will persist.
Nigeria was never created to work. Know this and know Peace!
CrimeRe: Checkpoints Should Be Introduced Nationwide by Prokaryote: 4:52pm On Jan 22, 2024
You created a thread for people to make an input, you end up using a foul language....I thought I was having a good contribution to a civil human being post.
You are simply part of our problem and from your input,you are one of the corrupt police men spoiling the image of the good and responsible officers since the #1000 you mentioned is not Egunje....agbaya!!!
Johnjustice:
Stop being foolish, I didn't mention giving egunje.

Would you rather be kidnapped than delayed in checkpoint?

You are talking of a typical Nigerian driver, that is not relevant to what we are saying, it's heresay.

Am telling you that the most they give to those police men is N1000, unless you have something to hide, would you rather be kidnapped and your family asked to pay millions.

You seem to be a fool. If you don't mind being kidnapped am sure majority of Nigerians do not want to be kidnapped.

Am sure you are one of those criminals that hide on here, disparaging the police to clear road for your criminal associates/relatives.

If you want to be kidnapped, go to southeast, and walk inside the bush path areas, your brothers will gladly kidnap you there.
CrimeRe: Checkpoints Should Be Introduced Nationwide by Prokaryote: 1:21pm On Jan 22, 2024
A typical Nigerian Driver will tell you he his only giving Egunje to avoid delay,that's the same mindset of a criminal with weapon.
If we don't discourage the payment of Egunje on the highway and retrain our highway officers, a mere returning of check point will rather enriched the corrupt officers.
Johnjustice:
Like I said earlier, it's better to be delayed in checkpoint than kidnapped...how much police wan collect from your hand, if at all, if your papers are complete and you are legit?

Do you rather you get kidnapped?

Checkpoints deter crimes and kidnappers.

But of course the CP will give marching orders, the checkpoint is to check for weapons and fleeing criminals/kidnappers/bandits.

It's all about cost/benefits.
CrimeRe: Checkpoints Should Be Introduced Nationwide by Prokaryote: 1:00pm On Jan 22, 2024
Well you right to some extent, may i ask you Sir.....with all the check point in Maduguiri, how come insurgency and kidnapping is on the increase in those areas?

God to the east Owerri as a case study,some corrupt police officer's have turned each check point to a tax collection spot and as well harass innocent citizen who fail to corporate there by leaving the criminals to have a filled day.

We need to increase our air and water surveillance, involve citizens to pass necessary information to aid our law enforcement agency by creating the right awareness (Our national orientation agency is lagging behind), stop inflow of weapons from our borders, enact strict laws as you said against kidnapping finally discourage payment of ransom by the victims to the kidnappers.
The last point can be archive if our security parameters live up to it's responsibilities to protect life and properties thereby creating the right confidence in the mind of the citizen Just like the developed Nations.
Christianity EtcRe: Please House, I Need Interpretation On This Dream by Prokaryote: 2:59pm On Jan 04, 2024
First , thak God you were able to kill the bush rat. Bush rat in dreams indicate terrestrial forces. Your ability to conquer it indicate victory which must be sustained with fervent prayers.
NYSCRe: Mobilisation: How Undercover Reporter Breached Our System To Enrol Twice – NYSC by Prokaryote: 2:50pm On Jan 04, 2024
Bad system, bad Data collation... Nigeria is a cruise
CrimeRe: Extortion: Lagos Police Commissioner Orders Removal Of Meiran DPO by Prokaryote: 5:56pm On Oct 18, 2023
Meiran police officers and extortion are like 5&6... They need to change the whole officers in that station.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: CAC Workers Hold Rally To Celebrate Registrar’s Sack By Tinubu [PHOTO by Prokaryote: 1:18pm On Oct 16, 2023
Moferere:
Find out very well, the man no dey allow them thief
You hit the nail on the head
CrimeRe: BREAKING Mohbad❗️: Primeboy Surrenders Self, Taken Into Police Custody❗️❗️ by Prokaryote: 1:25pm On Oct 05, 2023
He don buy market
PropertiesRe: Court Declares Awujale, Oloja Rightful Owners Of Disputed Epe Land by Prokaryote: 8:13am On Oct 05, 2023
You nailed it perfectly, now all estate developers who had acquired land from the former acclaimed owner will have to make repurchase or forfeit all asset on the said land.
Mynd44:
When people in the know say over 85% of Lagos is owned by the Eguns, Aworis, Ijebu and Egbas, people who have no idea of history's position will be mentioning Lagos island.

And this is also why you can't say an Awori ma isn't a Lagosian or an Ijebu person isn't a Lagosian because the large expanse of the Lagos mainland used to be their "Aba" (Farmland) the only part of Lagos that was out are the VI And Lagos Island because Yorubas never liked the Ocean and stayed away from it.

But the rest of the Land, e get owner
CrimeRe: Lord Chosen: Ex-employee Calls Out Pastor Lazarus Mouka Over Refusal To Pay 13yr by Prokaryote: 10:39am On Sep 26, 2023
Even inside the church, what kind of torment is this. What should have even made you to let off Lagos state government work with future to take up a job in a church where 70% of your known net income will still go back to? Moreso, why wait so long befall standing up for your right.....

Time for us all to strengthen our mental capacity and avoid any manipulation.
Music/RadioRe: Naira Marley's Music Removed By MTV Base & Soundcity; Banned By Radio Stations by Prokaryote: 9:38pm On Sep 20, 2023
The rise and fall of a notorious street Lord .....what a life
CultureRe: Profile Of Pastor Ghandi Olaoye, The Newly - Designate Soun Of Ogbomoso by Prokaryote: 11:30pm On Sep 07, 2023
Ifa no dey pick poor person again.

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