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Politics › Re: APC Expels ex-Minister, Rauf Aregbesola by Prokaryote: 8:36pm On Jan 29, 2025
What then happen to his political influence in Alimosho
Crime › Re: Road Safety Fails To Assist A Burning Car In Ibadan by Prokaryote: 11:20am On Jan 20, 2025
Just immerging!!!
Education › Re: Lagos Shuts Smiley Kids Montessori School Over Rapheala Ogbodo's Death by Prokaryote: 3:01pm On Jan 18, 2025
Nice 1...Lagos will not take nonsense. I pray the true cause of her death is revealed, no parent deserves to go through such pain.
Car Talk › Re: Man Confronts Fuel Pump Attendant Over Pumping Air Instead Of Fuel (Pics/Video) by Prokaryote: 5:06am On Jan 15, 2025
An attendant did something close to that to me at Mobile filling station abule egba. I bought #20,000 worth of fuel, the old dispensing machine was reading so slow, the attendant tried to distract me,immediately the machine got to #15350,it switched instantly to 20k. He thought my eyes were off the dispensing machine naso I shout Oga kilo sele?
The guy quickly said ah, machine yi tu tin se we re(this machine has started misbehaving) he then recheck the history and sold back the differences.
The economy is hard yet our fellow citizen keep making things more difficult, its a big shame
Crime › Re: Guardian Slashes 10-Year-Old Boy’s Hands With Razor Blade For Allegedly Stealing by Prokaryote: 9:01pm On Jan 13, 2025
Bad news just full nairaland today... please avoid any confrontation with anyone even if you are right. People are really walking with hanger this days.
Politics › Re: 'I Don't Lack Experience To Run For Governor' Obasa Impeached By Lagos Lawmakers by Prokaryote: 8:49pm On Jan 13, 2025
Our able speaker reading without punctuation mark....
Crime › Re: VIO In Owerri Demands Pain-relief And Iodine From Motorists by Prokaryote: 11:36pm On Dec 19, 2024
Mineisgrace:
Hope you didn't pay
I have to o before I miss business appointment.
Crime › Re: VIO In Owerri Demands Pain-relief And Iodine From Motorists by Prokaryote: 6:29am On Dec 19, 2024
Government need to look into the activities of owerri VIO operating from under trees a d delapidated buildings. I fell victims to there nefarious activities twice last year demanding for first aid box in a private car.
Crime › Re: Hisbah seized 200 cartons of alcoholic drinks in sokoto(pic) by Prokaryote: 10:02pm On Dec 12, 2024
Continue to seize ooo....Tax review is coming to hunt you
Crime › Re: FBI Reportedly Arrests Newly Elected Ogbaru LGA Chairman, Nwadialo, Upon Arrival by Prokaryote: 9:21am On Nov 10, 2024
This one na serial fraudster.... Scaming people then use the proceeds for politics is a common attribute of a typical Naija politician.
Politics › Re: National Theatre Renovation Completed (Pictures, Video) by Prokaryote: 5:20am On Oct 26, 2024
This is lovely...they should sustain it with good maintenance team
Business › Re: Dangote Refinery Asks Court To Void Import Licenses Of NNPCL, Matrix, 4 Others by Prokaryote: 7:39pm On Oct 21, 2024
If I no gree buy from ur hand, how e take be issue....sir your refinery is already causing us pain
Politics › Re: Will Fubara Shake Hands With Wike, As River Gov Kingsmen Beg FCT Minister by Prokaryote: 8:09pm On Sep 29, 2024
Foolish kinsmen, very soon the governor will show them his true color. Wetin make them feel say wike na good man, the same fish pie he served his predecessor is what is been served to him.
Christianity Etc › Re: Priest Apologizes To The Family Of Alter Boy He Knocked On The Head by Prokaryote: 4:52am On Sep 28, 2024
All thanks to the camera and social media that exposed this menace. Some priest are fund of these. Naso we dey chop knock anyhow then doing Mass as altar boys.
Christianity Etc › Re: Priest Gives An Altar Boy A Knock On The Head During Wedding (Video, Photos) by Prokaryote: 4:48am On Sep 28, 2024
Chai,something wey we dey chop any how then even when our girlfriend dey inside Mass... when my set clock 18, we revolted against the priest then to stop the menace...
Politics › Re: Verydarkman Meets Interior Minister Amid Bobrisky Controversy by Prokaryote: 11:13am On Sep 27, 2024
VDM, Fela of our time...if you like hate him,who God has bless,no one can cause.
Politics › Re: Bobrisky: Interior Board Suspend Culpable Officers As Investigations Begin by Prokaryote: 8:55pm On Sep 26, 2024
Bobiski, the ungrateful he-she talkative. Thank God he used his stupidly to expose the corruption in Nigeria prison
Crime › Re: Lawyers In The House, How Can I Sue My Bank?? by Prokaryote: 4:30pm On Sep 21, 2024
KUDA microfinance bank is as useless as a church rat. I have lost 10k each on two occasions to this incompetent bank and the worst is lack of direct customer care number.
Crime › Re: BREAKING: NPF Set To Launch Digital Check To Replace Stopping To Check Papers by Prokaryote: 3:55pm On Sep 19, 2024
Lol
Politics › Re: Minister Directs NNPCL To Sell PMS Above ₦‎1,000 To Curb Smuggling - ICIR by Prokaryote: 7:53am On Sep 03, 2024
Instead of putting the blame on the incompetency of our custom officer's and Navy who collide with smugglers to move this items off the shores of Nigeria. They rather frustrate an average Nigerian to good living, at the moment #100,000 will exchange for 37,500cefa. As at 5years ago, cefa was one of the worst currency in Africa changing for #30,000 to 101,000cefa.
In nutshell, even if Nigeria sell fuel at #2000 per liter,smugglers will still buy and move them out considering the exchange rate.
Politics › Re: Rivers Crisis: Monarch Declares Palace Accessible Only To Wike Supporters by Prokaryote: 11:11am On Aug 29, 2024
If they can dethrone the Emir,who is he?
Business › Re: Easy Buy Loan, Kindly Help Nairalanders by Prokaryote: 5:34am On Mar 23, 2024
Ignore them
Christianity Etc › Re: New Changes For Jehovah's Witness: Women Can Wear Trousers, Men Must Not Wear.. by Prokaryote: 8:54am On Mar 17, 2024
An average JW is diabolic
Politics › Re: Minimum Wage: Labour Slashes Demand To ₦‎500,000 by Prokaryote: 7:54am On Mar 07, 2024
Some Governor wey no fit pay 30k minimum wage with backlog of salary arrears go kan pay 500k ba. If you want to fight for this, fight to finish and don't just fight and stop .
Politics › Re: FCTA Confirms Looting Of Warehouse In Abuja by Prokaryote: 6:52pm On Mar 03, 2024
It's well...if this hunger is not address,I pray men don't turn to cannibals.
Politics › Re: CBN Policies are Paying Off. Naira Continues To Appreciate Gradually. by Prokaryote: 8:08am On Feb 25, 2024
coputa:
Even if the naira gradually regains value will the high cost of goods and services come down.
it won't ooo...I pray God help us
Crime › Re: I Was Arrested And Locked Up In Cell By The Police In Lagos For Nothing!!! by Prokaryote: 9:57am On Feb 24, 2024
This is terrible, I pray the station in question is flagged and the DPO qiestioned. Kindly share this on Twitter for quick response.
Health › Re: Health Workers Kick As Nigerian Nursing Council Introduces Stringent Conditions by Prokaryote: 5:11pm On Feb 08, 2024
This is nothing but slavery....if the government need to retain its health workers,they should do what others do and not force people to stay back with hash policy.
Health › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Drinking Alcohol? by Prokaryote: 10:46am On Jan 23, 2024
uuzba:
You're the one that read the research, yet your English is terrible.
So what kind of badly written bulls1t research did you read?

Anyway, drunk people tend to be jovial to certain degrees.
Lol, thanks Prof.

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