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Politics › Re: What If I Decide Not To Pay Back This Okash Loan? by Prokaryote: 5:38pm On Dec 02, 2022

Make we kukuma matchmake OP with the okash agent ...they seems to enjoy each other company.

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Politics › Re: Plan Your Movement: Gridlock Expected As Lagos APC Walks For Tinubu by Prokaryote: 4:21am On Nov 30, 2022

CoronaVirusRelo:
His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu deserves all the support!

He paid his dues when demanded and he has raised great men. Ordinarily, I would have suggested a one month sit-at-home to honor the political demigod, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu!

No be only 1 month, you should have ask your demigod to tell his demison to declare seat at home till election day. That will not stop us from voting our conscience and send your demigod back to UK old people's home. #agbaya#

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Sports › Re: Sam Adekugbe's Mother Overjoyed At Her Son's World Cup Debut For Canada by Prokaryote: 5:55am On Nov 26, 2022

We4all:
So? What's there to celebrate? They will give birth to rapists and paedophiles and be celebrating them.

You need a specialist.

Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Saudi-bound Widow, Intercepts Cocaine In Footwears At Lagos Airpor by Prokaryote: 2:48pm On Nov 20, 2022

Drug discovery recently shows Lagos as an inhabitant of drug Lords who pretend to be bussness men and woman irrespective of tribe.
Just immerging how long this has been going on without hindrance, Marwa is really cleaning the system.

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Politics › Re: Ohanaeze: We’ve Dragged Soludo To Igbo Deities Over Comment On Obi by Prokaryote: 5:18am On Nov 16, 2022

Even though I don't support H.E Soludo over his outburst against our chosen H.E Obi,is reporting him to the Idol in this 21st century the only way to correct his stupidity?
Obi na Peter and the man head strong to fight his enemies make una allow Idol rest for shrine.

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Politics › Re: Saheed Balogun Joins Mini-walk Taking Place In Jos For Tinubu/Shettima (Photos) by Prokaryote: 11:46am On Nov 15, 2022

willibounce1:
Yes , time will tell when ipob fraudsters start crying for biaf.raud after losing next year election.

It will be shoot at sight for any flat headed ipob seen constituting nuisance and disturbing the nation's peace in the name of biafr.aud protest or movement.

Politics › Re: Saheed Balogun Joins Mini-walk Taking Place In Jos For Tinubu/Shettima (Photos) by Prokaryote: 11:31am On Nov 15, 2022

MondayOsunbor:
where is the money for all these coming from!

CityBoy from Lagos ofcourse

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Politics › Re: Saheed Balogun Joins Mini-walk Taking Place In Jos For Tinubu/Shettima (Photos) by Prokaryote: 11:25am On Nov 15, 2022

Uniform men as usual invading Jos from Lagos. Time will tell

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Business › Re: Loan Sharks Persist With Cruel Recovery Practices by Prokaryote: 6:01pm On Nov 11, 2022

SerikiFulani:
A certain guy I know collected almost Three million naira from almost 60 loan apps.....He had a very good credit score and he always repaid his loan immediately he collected it

They kept on increasing the amount he could borrow till he borrowed massively from almost 60 apps and got more than Three million naira

He used the money in getting a car for Uber business

According to him,he used fake contacts,a new android phone and edited pictures of him.

Ah! That guy is Hushpuppi trainee and very wicked.

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Business › Re: Loan Sharks Persist With Cruel Recovery Practices by Prokaryote: 5:53pm On Nov 11, 2022

lordm:
don't you have friends or family members to borrow from. Did you read their terms and conditions before borrowing. Blame yourself first. Upon all the stories you have heard about loan sharks, you still went ahead to borrow from them. You people never learn

No be everybody get people to borrow from, hardship has really drive many into taking this step.

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Crime › Re: Oil Thieves Threatening My Life, Says NNPCL GMD by Prokaryote: 12:05pm On Nov 10, 2022

Get bullet prove cars like Suleiman for all you family. Until you guys probe and name the criminals then we will agree and praise you.

Education › Re: The Dilapidated State Of Twins Nursery And Primary School,mushin by Prokaryote: 10:03pm On Nov 09, 2022

That's serious...Suzan martin's then had top 3 best WAEC result in Lagos state then including Premier.

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Politics › Re: FG Writes Governors, Plan Mass Prisoners’ Release by Prokaryote: 5:30am On Nov 09, 2022

Great idea, many innocent citizens were held in captivity. I only hope we won't be having more political thugs in the system.

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Crime › Re: Illegal Loan App Messages by Prokaryote: 4:40am On Nov 07, 2022

iretemide:
Kindly help out !
This was a message a loan app sent to the contacts of their debtor today. Are they not taking it too far ?
Is it legal to put such malicious info out there ?
Please help out ? It's getting too much.

We understand things are hard this days making people to fall into there prey. You can name the loan app to give justice for black list, have had many of such messages sent to my phone for some person I don't even know who have my contact possibly on their phone with images and and infor stating they enloped with company money lol. If you manage to reply by asking how much the defaulter is owing,you will hear #5000 ,#7000..... People are really going through alot!!!

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Politics › Re: I Have Taken Enough From You - Angry Peter Obi Warns Dino Melaye [video] by Prokaryote: 3:59am On Nov 07, 2022

Oga Dino remodel tout....please leave our Obi alone and market your candidate.

Health › Re: I Saved An Accident Victim's Life And I'm Proud Of It by Prokaryote: 3:51am On Nov 07, 2022

God bless you Sir.

Romance › Re: How I Lost Everything In Just 7 DAYS :'( by Prokaryote: 11:29am On Nov 06, 2022

So sorry for all you went through, may God succour you and put you fully back and better.

Crime › Re: Redesign Naira Notes: Governors Who Hoarded Naira In Houses Pay Salaries In Cash by Prokaryote: 8:41pm On Nov 05, 2022

awon werey gang.... Sooner than later, revolution will be the solution

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Crime › Re: How To ( Lagos) Ritual Nearly Killed My Wife by Prokaryote: 8:36am On Nov 04, 2022

Emmkeys:
Bros. I believe you are not married and you are not responsible enough to try. If na Olosho your mama take born 10 of una for different men. My wife is different. Okay.

Reserve ur strength Sir, some person's were born with naked brain.

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Crime › Re: How To ( Lagos) Ritual Nearly Killed My Wife by Prokaryote: 8:32am On Nov 04, 2022

VeryWickedMan:
OP you and your wife are very stupid. So we should abandon our traditions because your olosho wife is returning from hookup by 1am abi?

You get luck say no he me catch am. I don't have time to be carrying anybody to shrine. I perform my own rituals right there. No go come.

When u woke up this morning did you look at yourself in the mirror to confirm the state of your mental health?

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Crime › Re: Naira Redesign: EFCC Arrests Kogi Assembly Candidate With N326m, $610,500 Cash by Prokaryote: 7:54pm On Nov 01, 2022

Odogwu scammer!..... Best is to castrate such a man then after a month amputate him before sending him to jail.... Very heartless politicians

Travel › Re: How My RIDA Driver Tried To Kidnap Me - Twitter User by Prokaryote: 2:40pm On Oct 30, 2022

From ur write up, it shows you have behavioral issues. Na wetin dey ur mind dey fear you....Olosho mood activated,Lai Lai Lai full ur mouth.

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Christianity Etc › Re: How Nigerian Prophets Gave 15 Fake Prophecies – Report by Prokaryote: 11:01am On Oct 29, 2022

Many will give fake prophecy and force you to confirm it's true. If the prophecy become too negative against you, rebuke it immediately as many uses talk and do charm to make it come to reality if you fail to observe the so called precaution.
And to everyone, avoid visiting spiritual home and in the silent of your heart pray to God,be deligent in your profession,treat ur fellow human with respect, honor, truth and just then expect a positive turnaround.

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Politics › Re: Many Feared Kidnapped On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway by Prokaryote: 9:36am On Oct 29, 2022

Everyday kidnapping,yet our minister of information Oga Lai Lai said no cause for alarm.

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Celebrities › Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by Prokaryote: 9:13pm On Oct 28, 2022

Portable u make sense with this joh...very soon,congregation go wise.

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Politics › Re: Photo Of Labour Party Flag Displayed On Mount Kilimanjaro, Tanzania by Prokaryote: 7:29am On Oct 26, 2022

Wailers are already showing there faces on this trend.. #anewNigeria#

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Politics › Re: Deji Adeyanju Mocks Labour Party Presidential Campaign Council List by Prokaryote: 5:08am On Oct 13, 2022

Hypocrite, see as them full this tread. Obi we know

Politics › Re: I Am Sorry For Leaving My Daughter - Baby Daddy Pleads With Chioma Success Mum by Prokaryote: 10:34pm On Oct 11, 2022

Sorry to use this words:-that guy na oloshi personified, upgraded version of werey. May you rot in that prison you wish yourself,mad fool. My advice to him is to look for the nearest soakaway pit and drink the poo.

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Politics › Re: #EndSARS: Where Are The Bodies & Where Are They Buried - MC Oluomo by Prokaryote: 11:52am On Oct 10, 2022

The Same MC Oluomo that can not manage BRT Buses put under his management is here giving us 3-5reasons to support BAT...awon werey ppl. Next year is around the corner,time will tell.

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Politics › Re: Obajana: Summary Of Kogi Government Vs Dangote Cement Saga (Video) by Prokaryote: 7:44pm On Oct 08, 2022

Dangote the so called Lord and Savior of Nigeria Economy. The master Tax negotiator, the main baba isale of PDP and APC, God will expose all Nigeria enemies.

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Properties › Re: Journey To Building My Two Bedroom Apartment by Prokaryote: 7:22pm On Oct 08, 2022

Am here to learn, mine is still on foundation level for a 3bedroom family apartment. May God grant you strength,e no easy.

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