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CultureRe: Profile Of Pastor Ghandi Olaoye, The Newly - Designate Soun Of Ogbomoso by Prokaryote: 11:30pm On Sep 07, 2023
Ifa no dey pick poor person again.
PoliticsRe: Going To 3 Days Now - Uninterrupted Power Supply With Ikeja Electric by Prokaryote: 8:33am On Sep 07, 2023
Same here, had to switch off appliances to save unit.. I pray they don't take a week break after all this.
PoliticsRe: Councillors Suspend Ogun LG Chairman Who Accused Abiodun Of Funds Diversion by Prokaryote: 3:13pm On Aug 31, 2023
REDshouse:
He fucke.d up for going to beg him or prostrate for Abiodun...he should have maintained his stand ..
you are perfectly right. He would have been a celebrated hero for coming out.
PoliticsRe: Ogun Council Chairmen Prostrate, Beg Governor Abiodun by Prokaryote: 12:25pm On Aug 30, 2023
Chairmen, why prostrating when the truth is obvious.
CrimeRe: How I Was Scammed By A So Called Content Outsourcer. by Prokaryote: 4:53pm On Aug 29, 2023
Wodu89:
I owe you not. Get lost
it's obvious you are unrepentant scammer
CrimeRe: How I Was Scammed By A So Called Content Outsourcer. by Prokaryote: 2:59pm On Aug 29, 2023
It's August ending,is your account still locked@Wodu89
CrimeRe: Should I Report This Case To EFCC by Prokaryote: 4:43pm On Aug 28, 2023
This matter deep gan ni, your uncle is a rogue.
CrimeRe: Uk-bound Nigerian Killed While Withdrawing Money In Imo by Prokaryote: 4:03pm On Aug 24, 2023
Owerri is becoming so unsafe this days. May His rest in peace
PoliticsRe: What Does It "Cost" To Build A University. by Prokaryote: 5:29pm On Aug 20, 2023
Have they finish managing the existing one or upgrade them to be innovative before thinking of creating new university?
Our present university offer so many course that aren't relevant in Nigeria labour market. Whatever fund budgeted for creating new university should rather be channel into making the existing one innovative.
FamilyRe: My Brother In-law Is Making Advances At Me by Prokaryote: 3:55pm On Aug 13, 2023
Install a secret camera in your house and show your husband whenever you need to let him know....the earlier the better, if not that guy will drug you and fu.k the hell out of you one day.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mali Terminates All Colonial Treaties With France by Prokaryote: 5:18am On Aug 10, 2023
Just immerging upgraded slavery,so all this francophone countries only have robot as president. The main president is in France, time for Africa to rise.
BusinessRe: Gsk Exit From Nigeria......good Bye To These Amazing Products by Prokaryote: 7:24pm On Aug 08, 2023
Many families will now suffer this due to job lost. Our government need to get things right.
CrimeRe: Lagos Police Arrest Thugs & Law Enforcement Officers Extorting Motorists. by Prokaryote: 3:00pm On Aug 06, 2023
Thumb up, please extend this to MC and his groons if truly you are working to clean the state sir. Moreso, I believe this should be a national cleansing while the government need to understand the great income it could generate directly from transportation just like the UK. Agbero no be empowerment.
PoliticsRe: How Some Filling Station Attendants Keep Playing A Fast One On Customers! by Prokaryote: 8:00pm On Aug 03, 2023
BoldBrainz:
grin grin

Oh well, this one shouldn't hurt anyone but I can bet a tidy sum that most Nigerians have been served fuel of 1050 naira, in place of 1500. Or fuel of 1080 naira in place of 1800.

That one is mostly common with cab drivers, cause they're the ones most likely to buy fuel at random amounts. Whatever amount isn't a round figure like 2K, 3K, 4K, etc.., and I can comfortably assure you that you've been cheated at one point in time or the other.

Fuel pumps naturally display three or four zeros when cleared. You request for 2500 fuel. Attendant inputs 2050 on the side panel. He pumps and you're staring, when it gets to 1900, he reduces the nozzle intensity to the first step so it enters slowly, without you noticing. Meter counts and stops at 2050 naira instead of 2500. You're staring hard, but you can see a "2" and a "5", so you just pay and smile away cause the extra zero after the main amount makes it look like 2500.. grin

Some attendants are even brutal enough to sell you 200 naira fuel as 2K. All they have to do is dispense it slowly, engage you in a brief conversation to know if there was fuel in your tank or it's empty. Once you have fuel, you're the perfect prey. Once sale is done, you drive away, hoping your odometer will indicate once you keep driving.

O ti lo grin!
This one choke ooo.....God bless you Sir,no more big man na to come down make we reason the dispensary together.
TravelRe: Owerri: The Beautiful City Without Brown Roofs by Prokaryote: 7:28pm On Aug 03, 2023
Owerri is a beautiful city ya, but without brown roof is false.... visit world bank Area A,N,M,, Ama wire towards Orji , tetlow et al, you will still find some building with brown roof. Although, they still have the asthetic and organization.
PoliticsRe: How Some Filling Station Attendants Keep Playing A Fast One On Customers! by Prokaryote: 7:17pm On Aug 03, 2023
BoldBrainz:
Telling you is going to amount to divulging trade secrets in an open space. About two of the methods in question are even mostly employed by managers of NNPC outlets in cahoot with one or two fuel attendants. It basically can only be discovered by the DPR (Department of Price Regulators) that doubles as the body responsible for constantly checking the "completeness" of meters dispensing fuel in stations.

Sadly, that body hardly keeps up with its responsibilities, and when they eventually do, they simply take bribes and drive away to the next station.
Thanks but we still need you to help millions of Nigerians out there....the economy is not smiling yet some person will still be milking us
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo Rolls Out Relief Package For Lagos Bus Drivers, Passengers by Prokaryote: 10:00am On Aug 02, 2023
Paade:
God bless You.. I was actually scrolling through to see anyone say this..

Believe an Agbero @ ur own risk.. All this damage control is just for Lagos not to get involved in the nlc strike, and it is temporary because u can't argue with an Agbero or take him to court if things changes.

Lastly.. Our level of societal decadence is mind blowing.. See how low we have become as a society, to be at the mercy of THUGS....
This leaders aren't Thinking right.
Amen and bless you too. Our politician are just taking us for a ride.
PoliticsRe: Updates On The NLC Protests Nationwide by Prokaryote: 9:58am On Aug 02, 2023
Our president has promise not to listen to any protest.... But in all, the right of the citizen must stand.....later this month after the tribunal case,na den we go know the next step!
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo Rolls Out Relief Package For Lagos Bus Drivers, Passengers by Prokaryote: 8:41pm On Aug 01, 2023
The last I heard, I thought the court removed this mofos called MC Oluomo

Back to the topic,if you believe Lagos agbero,you will definitely believe a butterfly can mother a pig...
EducationRe: Tinubu Approves Buses For SUGs Nationwide, Rejects Arbitrary Increase Of Fees by Prokaryote: 6:24pm On Jul 31, 2023
Diligent1:
Mr president, what are you doing about the price of rice, we can't afford the current price.

We thought you will open border because the northerners are making these foods too expensive.
Very important question, I bought a bag of rice in March for 28k, now I couldn't afford a bag this month rather went for half bag at 24k......this govt sucks
TravelRe: Subsidy: Sanwo-Olu Announces 50% Reduction In Transport Fares, Other Palliatives by Prokaryote: 6:18pm On Jul 31, 2023
Good and thanks to you governor...just one question sir,where is Lagos Rice because Nigerian government only show us commissioning of project to help the citizenry but in the long on we don't see the effect. Why are we buying rice above 40k when almost 20 state claim to produce rice?
PoliticsRe: Sit-at-home Day 1: Status From SE by Prokaryote: 7:45am On Jul 31, 2023
Brendaniel:
Oga, this is 4:50 am, when time reach 7:00am, go to your street and start counting the number of people that will pass through your street till 12pm, I can tell you that the information you will gather might be more beneficial to your life than this thread you opened....

At least if you don't have anything to do with your time, you can use that time to help Nigeria deal with the census data from your street and save Nigeria some cost, I also believe Tinubu might later give you the job to count the entire population of Nigeria from street to street for free as support to his government, at least that will keep you busy till he leaves office and save Nigeria over 900 billion naira.
PoliticsRe: VP Kashim Shettima At Russia-Africa Summit In St Petersburg (Photos) by Prokaryote: 5:44pm On Jul 27, 2023
Mr Putin,the man with a strong ball.....make dem near you for arrest,the world will shake.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: NLC Issues August 2 Nationwide Strike Notice by Prokaryote: 10:00am On Jul 26, 2023
Nigeria is in the wrong hand, I pray we take necessary actions to stop this evil. Nigeria must rise again, APC government led my BAT is evil.
PoliticsRe: Fuel hike: Pro-Tinubu Protesters Storm National Assembly by Prokaryote: 9:51pm On Jul 20, 2023
Werey ppl, may the thunder of eledumare strick you all. Tinubu mist go!!!
RomanceRe: She's Dating Her Cousin's Husband, It's Eating Me Up by Prokaryote: 3:36pm On Jul 17, 2023
U no go mind ur business, busy body.
BusinessRe: See How I Was deceived By Loan App Agent by Prokaryote: 8:20pm On Jul 13, 2023
obembet:
My dear Nairalanders, kindly save me from this loan Marchant. I was deceived by Thier agent.

Please ignore my typing errors.

According to Otijah

I have been borrowing from this app for sometime now until I decided to stop due to the one week duration they do give and the high interest rate during this interval ignore and stop being a loan addit

After 2days an agent of them chatted me up and told me about the increment in my loan to 50k and and extended duration of 1 month, I told him if its not what he said then I will wait he said no problem. He even said I should carry him along while doing it.

I went to the app clicked on it and saw 55k to pay 66k and after I did it I received an alert of 38k in my account instead of the 55k and a one week duration at that to pay 66k.

I chatted that agent to tell him about the outcome but he ignored me, I called him up he refused to answer, I told him I want to refund the money because I don't need it, as I did tell him initially yet he was ignoring me.

After three days I contacted another agent of theirs and told him about the incident he later gave me an account number to refund the principal, which I did immediately

Fast forward to one week later these people started threatening the hell of my life that I must pay those interest, that is non of their business. One even openly told me that they are trained to Deceive their customers and tell them lies do at to attract them.

Even till today am still receiving threatening messages from them

please I need an appropriate place to channel this. thanks
CareerRe: I Want To Move To Lagos, Which Handwork Should I Learn Before Moving??? by Prokaryote: 2:44pm On Jul 11, 2023
SosoTakemypain:
Good evening Nairalanders.

I Want to move to Lagos to pursue my music career by next year.

I'm in the east currently,I want to learn a handwork before moving to Lagos so I can be sustaining myself when I move to Lagos while pursuing my dreams.

What type of handwork or skill are mostly thriving
over there??

Please anyone with experience should tell me which handwork or skill to learn before moving over there.

Thanks🖤
I will teach you fitted furniture making in Lagos provided you will abide,be obidient and ready to travel to site when the need arises.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Ministerial Nominees by Prokaryote: 5:23am On Jul 11, 2023
Sorry to say, Nigeria can not move forward with this kind of ministers. More reasons why our stolen mandate should be retrieved.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Declares Total Clampdown On Alcohol Sales, Street Trading In Parks, Garage by Prokaryote: 9:58am On Jul 10, 2023
U no ban agbero wey dey patronize them at the park na seller u dey ban. Kindly start from the agbero first
PoliticsRe: Imo Government Reacts As Armed Men Shoot Heavily At State Secretariat by Prokaryote: 4:16pm On Jul 05, 2023
Which kain half baked news be this...you said the Governor reacted,you never explain how.

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