₦airaland Forum

Billyonaire: Yes, I work for the Presidency. I am in charge of calling a spade, 'a spade'!

jigawatts: Nollywood taught me that wen a woman is vomiting ......... SHE IS PREGNANT

Nollywood taught me that a ghost must look right-left-right before crossing the road


I need to remember more ...........

dre junior: Hahahaha I always crash, Τ̲̅ђε̲ most embarrassing moment ώɑ̣̣̝̇̇ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ ​WξŊ I fell den ma chair Τ̲̅ђε̲ fuckin pastor ώɑ̣̣̝̇̇ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ jxt starring at Me

Mynd_44: And what happens in the event of a break-up?

4llerbuntu: ok so the slimmest of the orobo's won?

am i the only one thinking about the irony of it all?



mehn, if you are obese, slim down. simples. whats all these deceiving yourself about plus size or minus size?

llouis: Yes they are!

A lot of ladies believe they have nothing to offer their male counterparts and the world at large in terms of inner beauty, enlightenment, grace and humour, so what do they do?

They make up their exterior casing, sometimes to foolish extremeties, all in a bid to GIVE AND IMPRESSION OF A BEAUTY THEY BELIEVE THEY DO NOT SO NATURALLY POSSESS, hoping against hope that a man will fall in love with their polished, pancaked, oiled and herbally or surgically enhanced physical casings.

Knowing their greatest fear is a lack of acceptance, and their greatest enemy is the natural phenomenon called aging, i guess make up and cosmetry is the choice most fish brains have left in order to preserve a physical beauty that wrinkles with the passage of time.

Then ones who possess a forbidden level of enlightenment know that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder and in a world beriddled by darkness, a woman's enLIGHTenment is their most sought-out feature, not their yansh that would develop flabs, cellulite and folds or their breasts that would sag faster than NEPA cables on a hot april afternoon. Bros u dey provoke o! Lwkm!

okpara ugo: Carefree in what sense? Pls be explicit.

I cant marry a woman who takes one hour to make-up before going out with me. Some ladies do spend as much time brushing and shinning fake hair and eyelids. I dont say they dont look nice after that, but it is all fake(the aspect i dislike).

ItsModella: Goldie's hair How in the world did she let it get to that point?

bittyend: I can't respond to re.tards.

Most Nigerians are re.tarded and subhuman, anyway.

And I won't be surprised if Nigerians have the lowest IQ in the world.

Lynching is a culture in your country, why is this one different?

When I saw the news, I just shook my head and said: it's another day in the animal kingdom of Nigeria.

You mofos need to evolve fast, time is of the essence!

bittyend: I can't respond to re.tards.

Most Nigerians are re.tarded and subhuman, anyway.

And I won't be surprised if Nigerians have the lowest IQ in the world.

Lynching is a culture in your country, why is this one different?

When I saw the news, I just shook my head and said: it's another day in the animal kingdom of Nigeria.

You mofos need to evolve fast, time is of the essence!

ujchief: Gej and his diversion tactics! He caused the flood to shift our attention from the major issues affecting us. Gej started and is stil runing boko haram, Gej caused the pension fund scam, subsidy scam, bakasi dilema. Hell! Gej killed those Aluu4, started the fuel scarcity, increase in power tarif, wrote Achebe's biafra brief and is responsible for patience's strange sicknes, all in a bid to divert our attention from the major national issues. Afterall, he doesnt giv a damn!
#what are u waiting for? Hit the insult boton!