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This got me laughing...

business don land o..
Biafrans and their remote brains; buying a slippers from some guy is supporting the struggle abi? Chai!! Ndi mmadu!
congrats to the guy though, he don hammer

In his first interview since joining from Everton, the striker said: "I would like to start by thanking Everton and the fans for the last four wonderful seasons, I have made some special friends and we have shared some amazing moments.
“However, when Manchester United and Jose Mourinho come knocking at the door it is an opportunity of a lifetime and one that I could not turn down.
“You could see the fight, determination and the spirit in this team during the Europa League final and I want to become a part of that. I cannot wait to run out at Old Trafford in front of 75,000 fans but before that pre-season is where the hard work starts and I am looking forward to that first training session."

ourkobo:
Afonja spotted...
go and sip your green soup and get out from my mention

I know you'll give me that line...
no need of telling you am Igbo cos I know what your next line will be.
But seriously brother, go get a life.

ourkobo:
All are Biafrans
long live Biafra..
our ewedu brothers from the waste won't like this..
reporting from futo NCAN President futo chapter

why must you be this stupid... stop embarrassing us abeg

more

Wayne Rooney has sealed his move from
Manchester United to Everton after 13 years at Old Trafford.
The 31-year-old has rejoined his boyhood idols ended a career at United that saw the £30m teenager, signed by Sir Alex Ferguson in 2004, rise to become the Reds captain and all time top goalscorer with 253 goals from 559 appearances.
Rooney's match-time petered out last season under new boss Jose Mourinho.
But Rooney's United impact was hailed by executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward following the announcement of his exit.
Ed Woodward said: "Wayne has been a fantastic servant to United since the moment he signed for us as a prodigiously talented, explosive teenager some 13 seasons ago.
"Who can forget his storybook debut hat trick against Fenerbahce, the spectacular overhead kick against City and the countless match-winning performances in his time here? But after much discussion, the club has decided to accept his request to rejoin his boyhood team.
"He goes having created some of the most magical moments in some of the most successful years in the club's history. Wayne leaves us as our greatest ever goalscorer and having won every major trophy in the game.
"His record will take decades for anyone to get close to matching and I am extremely grateful for the way he has led from the front since being appointed club captain three years ago.
"On behalf of the whole club and our hundreds of millions of fans around the world, we wish Wayne all the very best for the next phase of his incredible career.
fans reactions bellow:

NwaAmaikpe:



Zero respect for ladies who marry footballers and musicians.
The motive is obvious; besides more than half of them don't even have basic education.

And a life without education is worthless.


Messi should have at least shaved for his wedding,

His wedding suit is also a write-off, very ill-fitted. He should have just worn his football jersey if he couldn't afford a decent tailor like Mai Atafo who transformed Ebuka in the BBNaija days.

I have not touched the breàsts of the ugly woman with Fabregas but it looks as hard as Nkalagu granite.

Define 'Education'

optional1:
I stand with Juve






d day i support madrid dat day all my front teeth will fall.

Barca fan spotted. better have some pills while watching the game

nickyvil:
I guess you need to go back to school and learn cos if you had stayed back and learn you would know more about who we are or n were we originate from.

what makes you think your superior than this animal.

And who is this?

Sugarcious:
So people actually believe this sh!t? Why are people so gullible for God sake? All of should verify every info from at least Google before u open your mouth and swallow it.
That picture is FAKE!

whatever Google says isn't important to me cos i've seen it done... during our cultural day in school, back in the day.

ABDamola:
Pls wats d USSD for airtel 3gig @ d rate of 1000naira

*144#... but only for selected sims

Imagine Chelsea losing this match and all their remaining matches...

just thinking

OP don disappear o

patiently waiting

please , there are 3 things I didn't understand...

1). input statement- what confused me is ' To get data from your user would require you to provide a means to get data from the user.' what's the user here, is it the normal computer user profile?

2). I have once hear of 'Float' but couldn't grasp the concept. since you used it in one of your examples can you explain what this 'Float' means

3). in the OR example what does "%" mean?

stealthtiger:
Cool to hear from you. I really thought people were not interested. But you commenting gives me more morale to continue.
I hope my tutorials would be of great help to you

am enjoying every bit of it.

really interesting. count me as your number 1 student

Maisamari1994:
how did you subscribe to the plan

*688#

kvngjesse:
Happy New Year N'lders!
Exclusive to Airtel Users Only.
Sharing free megabytes here.
First commentor receives 100mb.
Drop your numbers here.

09076735132 God bless you in advance

Maisamari1994:
not working that way

mmmmm...
I use the bundle. maybe something went wrong for you

joshbouy:
I did this Airtel social bundle plan *688*1# unlimited
but ever since the plan was activated And 300 deducted from my account, I haven't been able to do anything.... please how do I go about it
can't even send a whatsapp message

I think calling the customer line won't be a bad idea

Dandsome:
Wow that's great but glo gives 24gig for 5k na

shuu!

Joshkid:
Is this real?. ..

of course yes

check out the message Airtel sent me today

Airtel has started sending messages to its subscribers about their plan to end the 'very attractive' midnight plan, which gives you 500mb for just N25.


The friendly pocket plan ends on 30-11-2016.
I guess recession has finally caught up with Airtel

sotall:
it depends on the model of the LG laptop. In order to get the relative cost, you need to tell us the model of the laptop.

LGE51
Intel(R) Pentium (R) Dual CPU T2370 @1.73GHz

pls guys how much does keyboard of Lg laptop cost

pass111:
I just don't understand why people celebrate and rejoice when a child is born but mourn, cry, grieve, some even curse God when someone dies.
I mean, God is the one who gives and takes away life right?
So why celebrate one and despise the other.
Precious is it in the eyes of Lord for the death of his saints.

Death is a liberation from this enslavement called Earth

gerrarahie mehn

gocac:
Ronaldo is very stupid for trying to play with my intelligence! The truth about this young man is that "If its not all about him then everything is useless" he is not very happy because portugal won, rather because it puts him ahead of others to ballon d'or award. He gave it away because he felt that he is bigger than silver boot. Nonsense!

bad belle go kill you oo

my ogars I hail una.
My computer automatically on after I have shut it down. pls help me