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Politics / Re: INEC Ad-Hoc Staff Reject Posting, Deployment To Polling Units In Anambra by Promzy99: 7:51am On Oct 30, 2021 |
adioolayi:My friend, in d case of insecurity and whn d number of votes is in an amount lower than the total number of registered voters, such election maybe declared INCONCLUSIVE. pls do u findings. INEC will be sued by non-favored parties. Infact lemme boldly tell u dat election may not hold in Anambra with d way things r going on. Beta advise ur President to re-stratigise. |
Politics / Re: INEC Ad-Hoc Staff Reject Posting, Deployment To Polling Units In Anambra by Promzy99: 6:39am On Oct 30, 2021 |
adioolayi:who taught u that? So if only 10 people comes out to vote, someone will be dclared a winner? And after declaring a particular party winner, other parties will fold their arms nd accept d result? Hmm.think well. |
Politics / Re: Mary Odili’s House Reported Invasion: Police Quiet by Promzy99: 5:40am On Oct 30, 2021 |
Buhari cud be ignorant of dis happenings. Dont be shockd that AGF malami, lai mohammed nd co cabals r d ones behind dis bastardised acts. Police keep mum, police keep dad! 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Wike, Opara, Sekibo, Dokpesi, Lee Maeba Arrive Justice Odili's Home by Promzy99: 10:06pm On Oct 29, 2021 |
This APC Gov't has successfuly divided dis country both in words nd via actions. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Gunmen Attack DSS Convoy In Anambra, 2 Officers Killed by Promzy99: 6:28pm On Oct 29, 2021 |
loveth360:Loveth am in luv with u as long as u continue standing on d rock u r on currently. Igbo amaka! 3 Likes |
Family / Re: What Principle Has Kept You Through Life? by Promzy99: 6:11pm On Oct 28, 2021 |
Some of My life principles dat has kept my business nd finance going is dis; 1. I dont feel pity 4 customers. 2. No credit today come tomorrow. 3. Before I carry out any of my services, I first negotiate my price. Thank u. 8 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: New Method Of Scammers by Promzy99: 8:40am On Oct 28, 2021 |
Fxwarrior:Women r soft prey. Once they hear MONEY, they loose their sense of reasoning. The POS Assumed d caller nd d woman had reached a level of agreement. Besides, some juju was involved. Its nt ordinary. |
Crime / Re: Unknown Gunmen Kill Vigilante Member In Imo Community (Photos) by Promzy99: 7:34pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
Brainlight:Eggxactly why ur brain_light. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: New Method Of Scammers by Promzy99: 7:23pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
My friends mum was scammed lately last week with dis same trick. This is how it works. The scammer called my friends mum, claiming to be a friend to one of the woman's daughter who is in school. He told d mum that he wnts to send some money to the daughter, that d woman shud go to a nearby POS stand nd hand over d fone to d POS Attendant. The woman, after handing d fone over to d POS attendant, got lost in d conversation btwn d attendant nd d strange man that called. After few minuetes, d POS attendant successfuly sent #70,000 to an account which the POS attendant believed to may have belonged to the woman's daughter. D matter tie gele that day. It was church members who contributed money to repay d POS Owner. No be juju be dat? 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Crime / Re: Have You Been Embarassed Or Disgraced By The Nigerian Army Before? by Promzy99: 8:16pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
As my old time girlfriend crossed the barricade settd by the military men to hug me, immediately she approached me, to give me that deep hug that I have been anticipating both mentally and biologically, I heard a very deep and scary voice from an aboki calling me. The hug was suspended in the air. Mood changed. my palm became sweaty ASAP. While walking gently nd slowly to answer my CLARION call, I was ordered to Start FROG JUMPING 4rm that spot to another point 50times. See me see wahala. Wetin I do na? ( I asked myself inwardly). Without any second thought, I startd d frog jump. My babe was orderd to pick all the pure-water satchets on the road. Mehn! After two rounds of frog jumping, my KNEE_CAPs startd giltering. My boxer nd long_sleeve shirt became wet. Buses with passengers waiting on the queue to get checked, were all starring at me. Some passer_bys were leaving condolence messages behind as they walk pass me....( to be continued) |
Crime / Have You Been Embarassed Or Disgraced By The Nigerian Army Before? by Promzy99: 7:57pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
My Experience: Back then in the university (michael okpara university of agriculture, umudike), due to an erupted violence by rival cult groups, which led to several killings in the school. There was heavy presence of the Nigeria Army deployed by the then Abia State Gov't to restore peace nd orderliness in the environ. So this uniform men, mounted a checking point along the Ikot-ekpene express road, few distance from my school's main gate. One fateful day, while trecking down home 4rm school, on a very sunny day cos I was short of funds to take a bus. On approaching d CHECK-POINT, I saw one of my old time GIRLFRIEND, coming from the opposite direction. With excitment, she screamed my name, with her open arms running to embrace me. Me, on the other end bouncing towards her, with my arms wide open to reciprocate the embrace. The only thing seperating us was the sets of DRUMS nd bags of CEMENTS lined up horizontally... |
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by Promzy99: 12:41pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
slickycee:Thanks alot! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by Promzy99: 12:35pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
akinvest:Bless u too. Thanks. |
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by Promzy99: 12:31pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
Feranchek:Thanks! |
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by Promzy99: 12:26pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
PatrickOkunima:Averagely 3times per week |
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by Promzy99: 11:48am On Oct 26, 2021 |
Olayetan:Alaye! U wnt roast my babe kpekus ni? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by Promzy99: 10:17pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Righteousness2:Plz heip me pray 4 her. Her name is lucy. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by Promzy99: 10:15pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Mercychen:U got problem with dat? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by Promzy99: 10:14pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Joysticks:Diabetic 4rm birth? How possible? 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by Promzy99: 10:07pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
rerhji:Wetin relate squirt nd urine, bros? 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by Promzy99: 10:05pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Mercychen:Lemme nt talk. I go catch u 4 anoda thread. Thanks 4 ur input. 6 Likes |
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by Promzy99: 10:02pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
carbon1224:A customer I was conversing with today, told me that d parents should kill a snake nd wrap it around her waist, that it wud stop d flow. I dnt really knw how true. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by Promzy99: 9:58pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
ExtremeDot:Shes been doing all that, but it has nt been helping. She said she doesnt even know when it happens. She has no control over d situation. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by Promzy99: 9:55pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Righteousness2:Me self is thinking it cud be spiritual affliction. Hmm. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by Promzy99: 9:54pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Mercychen:Make una see mercychen dey talk abt being born again! Mercy wey get bad mouth die! Wonders! 30 Likes |
Romance / How Can I Stop My 23-Year-Old Girlfriend From Bed-Wetting? by Promzy99: 9:35pm On Oct 25, 2021 |
Strange things do happen guys. Yerterday being sunday, My babe and I went out 2 take some bottles as usual @ one of our favourite bar in Oyigbo. So it happend that we finished late cos of the interesting nollywood movie that was showing on African magic @ the bar. She got calls 4rm home that there is a heavy presence of Army men harrassing and flogging people. For safety purpose, I decided that we lodge in nearby guest house to spend the nite and this is our first time spending the nite 2geda. While sleeping, (me I wasn't that deep at sleep cos of the alcoholic drink) with her left leg wrappd around me, I startd feeling some wet sensation. Immediately, I turnd on my phone's torch, lol and behold my babe was zapping. I got shocked. I woke her up with anger, she feeling very sorry, hugged me and was pleading with me seriously with tears dripping down her eyes. I couldn't help but to feel sorry for her too. She said she's been battling with that issue since childhood. Please, how can I help her? 79 Likes 4 Shares |
Sports / Re: AFCON: Acho, Timi Dakolo, Salatiel, Others For Sing For Africa by Promzy99: 6:26am On Oct 25, 2021 |
I luv Timi Dakolo. |
Romance / Re: Nairalanders! I Caught My Late Uncle's Wife In The Act by Promzy99: 5:07pm On Oct 24, 2021 |
HenryDion:LMAO! You all be talking like am a parasite to her. Guy, she doesn't feed me. I packd in with my full properties. Infact d house is too big 4 her. Am just stayin dia cos my new shop is very proximate to d house. My family house is like 3miles away 4rm my aunty's house. We share utility bills. Am nt even concerend if she bleeps ten diff dickx a day. Am only surprised as par d type of woman i hv knw her 2 be. |
Romance / Re: Nairalanders! I Caught My Late Uncle's Wife In The Act by Promzy99: 1:39pm On Oct 24, 2021 |
LieDetector:I wud hv prefered her to do it outside rather than within. |
Romance / Re: Nairalanders! I Caught My Late Uncle's Wife In The Act by Promzy99: 12:46am On Oct 24, 2021 |
Kobojunkie:Anytin else kill u dia. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Nairalanders! I Caught My Late Uncle's Wife In The Act by Promzy99: 12:31am On Oct 24, 2021 |
doggedfighter:If to say I neva sabi u as one of d bahd mouth people 4 dis forum eh! Wetin I 4 reply u dis sunday morning go affect u till d week runs out. 4 Likes |
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