₦airaland Forum

joelbooks:
https://x.com/StatiSense/status/1981680147133538448

Nonsense statistics. They'll just sit and write rubbish. When did they go around to take the census.

Olaolar:
500naira beans can't even reach half of takeaway plate anymore..
GOD help us bring things back to normal in this country..

What I saw in your plate is just palm oil.

saintopus:
What actually happened? Was their performance poor or they seek transfer because of distance, medical conditions or simply transferring for transferring sake

That school has been having accreditation issues. It's unfortunate that a federal university could be this shitty.

DomPerignon:
Your arrogance was ten times worse than what you are displaying today in pre civil war northern Nigeria.

Those ones came to understand that like a wild dog, you only respond to pavlovian conditioning and so they exerted the most brute force to format your brains.


Even Buhari reminded you that he knows the only language you understand is violence and promised to speak to you in it.

So if it comes to emasculating you Ibos, the north has shown the world how to go about it and that it is only the most barbaric brute violence that you understand and that's why you don't try the mountain of rubbish you are doing across the south anywhere in the north.

You take us in the south as weak for not using brute violence to check your excesses not knowing we are not ready for the moral baggage and subsequent cries and wailing from your piglet descendants.

But what the South can do is to use lawfare to put you in your place an remind you that one Nigeria does not mean Zikist One Nigeria that your Marxist idiot grandparents tried to impose on the polity under Ironsi.

You will be contained. Restrained . And most importantly schooled on what a Federation means.

If you choose , as its most likely the case, to disregard the laws of the state your are settled in and go ahead to disrespect the host despite legal provisions forbidden you to, the pavlovian behavioural condition will be meted on you and you will have only yourselves to blame.

Its your choice.

But there's Sarikin Fulani in Edo State and even Tinubu's daughter imposed Iyaloja on them and their helpless Oba of Benin.
Igbos Eze is just to regulate their activities just like the Fulani people.

brain54:
In this life try not to be weak...

Or at a disadvantaged position.

He should go to Ukraine and threaten Russia to use force to straighten them up as well!

It's evil for you to be supportive of what Hamas is doing in Gaza and to the Palestinians living there.

VOsimhen144:
Edo don finally be Lagos 😂😂😂

Yes na. When you sell your destiny you get oppression.
It serves the Oba of Benin and his people right. He's the one that said that okpebolo and APC are God sent.
I wish Tinubu's daughter can come over to Aba to do Iyaloja. I will like to check something.

immortalcrown:
Telling us why the marriage ended is more important than telling us the cost of the wedding. The cost of the wedding is never the reason the marriage ended.

Wedding reception quality does not determine marriage quality.

The poorest marriage can begin with the richest wedding reception, while the richest marriage can begin with the poorest wedding reception.

A poor marriage can begin with a poor wedding reception, and a rich marriage can as well begin with a rich wedding reception.

I keep using "Wedding reception", not just "wedding", because what is expensive is not wedding itself but the reception that follows the wedding.

Wedding reception is about public entertainment, not about the state of the marriage. Entertain the public well if you can afford to. But, don't use the entertainment to predict your marriage.

It's unfortunate that many men are still foolish in this 21st century.
Spending too much to impress a woman is stupidity.
37million to conduct a wedding reception for a lady that you don't even have a common goals and plans together with?
Obviously he used money to convince a lady that wasn't sure of her left and right into a wedding.

LagosOrigin:
Lobatan

even tinubu inner circle have lost hope in his government , they want him out.

Na the northeners go still disgrace tinubu in 2027 😂

While tinubu and his supporters are attacking Peter Obi, The northeners are planning tinubu removal from office through coup 😂😂

The God of Peter Obi is a strong God

Why you people like to put hope in lies?

Franklyspeakin:
Reno rest naaaa. no dey try cover your recent mishap. we see your shenanigans

All his clothing is now Yoruba. He wears Yoruba clothes all the time so that Tinubu and his Yoruba gang can consider him Yoruba enough to give him an appointment.

effixxyguy1:
Hello Nairalanders, I'm seeking advice on a sensitive issue.

After the first round of intimacy with my wife, I often lose interest in going for a second round.

I'm 31, and we've been trying for a child, but I'm worried this might be affecting our chances. Is this normal? Are there any underlying issues I should be concerned about? Should I consult a doctor or a relationship counselor? I'd appreciate any guidance or suggestions.

So one round is not enough for you to get a woman pregnant?
If your one round can't get a woman pregnant, then either you or the woman or both of you have fertility challenges.

Kaliningrad:
👍🏻 Like for Russia-Putin, share for USA/Nazi/NATO 卍

8️⃣6️⃣2️⃣

You write and reason like a toddler.
Someone wears a normal everyday color and it becomes Russia flag.
I thought you were someone reasonable before now.

Trueigbo:
Poverty is the cause is insecurity . Create jobs for people and strengthen our institutions

Is poverty the reason for stupidity and brainlessness too?
GREED IS THE REASON FOR CRIME.

EvilMerodack:
But his brothers brag using that slang
He should name them and face them squarely

He is right tho

Igbo people no throw money reach Yoruba people for party.
Na yoruba set teach Igbo how to throw money for party.
In the hey days of Sunny Ade, Shina Peters and Ayinde Barrister, you go see Yoruba and throwing money.

Namaster:
The really interesting part is that a University Graduate chose to be IMPREGNATED by a RIFFRAFF like Portable NOT once but TWO separate times.

Lord have mercy!

Imagine sponsoring your kids through University just for her to graduate and become a BABY FACTORY for someone that looks like something that managed to escape from the bowels of HELL.

What a WASTE!

It's money na. Abi no know?
It's not every woman that thinks of classy and responsible man.
Just have money even if you live like a monkey.

Racoon:
This is all the accountability and responsibility Dave Umahi was supposed to exhibit but may, as usual of government appointee under this lawless govt, he was grandstanding over pride and arrogance.

The reason he didn't say it on live tv was because he knew it was a fraud and he had to get permission from his Oga to say and then gather a lot of morale to tell the huge lie.
Thieves!!!!!

tammie24:
Tinubu doesn't know the prisoners. Get proper education, you say school Na scam

Stop being stupid. Before he approves whatever the committee sends to his office, a full dosier of all the persons complete with their personal and case and security profiles are sent to him, which he goes through and decides who to pardon and who not to pardon.
He knows their cases one by one.
He's pardoning his fellow criminals and foot soldiers.

Trust22:
Lol... Am not surprised knowing the government on power

He's one of their foot soldiers.
There's no limit to the evil that Tinubu would do in Nigeria.

yarimo:
No human being is immune to sickness or death

Problem with these guys is that they don't take care of their health in terms of lifestyle adjustments and discipline to follow healthy routines.
Little sleep, little rest, poor diet, indulgence in unhealthy consumptions.
With all the money, still bloke can't live well.

Putindbutt:
Especially when the majority of the drug pushers are ipob..

He's their grand patron that recruits, trains and deploys them for the job.
So he just pardoned his boys and foot soldiers.
Man is doing well for his immediate constituents.

Idemma:
Source: https://www.gistreel.com/man-devastated-as-hes-deported-with-wife-3-kids-from-uk-after-borrowing-n20-million-to-relocate/

I can dash woman stipends but I'll never rely on them for anything serious.

iwaeda:
I will not be surprised Shamelon will be pardoned soon. Nigerians behold your country.

Pardoning by connection, especially when you see that the majority of those pardoned are drug pushers.

TouchNfollow:
Nigeria is too easy to predict. Look at the date.

That was Oyakhilome when he was in charge of the NDLEA.
His prophecy is fulfilled in Tinubu presidency.

Judolisco:
Ok thank God we have the names of those people... Let's see the percentage of the ethnic groups involved in drug trafficking as well

He's the one that recruits, trains and deploys them.
South Eastern guys are many among his boys because they're the ones that are the most daring and desperate when it comes to chasing fast money.
But we know who BAT drug Kingpin is.
All hail the jagajaga of Nigeria.
He just pardoned his boys.
Man is doing well with power for his constituents.

festacman:
These statistics are heavily pregnant and optically worrying .

I don't know men ...

If you know, you know!!! Guyman just pardoned his colleagues and foot soldiers.😂😂😂
Federal government of drug pushers.