₦airaland Forum

pwettiejay:
Another word for ugly plz

OlowoB:
I don't know why some people are just hell bent on spoiling Naija name and this will end up affecting other innocent peeps abroad.... Na wa.

bayocute:
Good evening my dear nairalanders..
This will be my first time writing a story like this cos i seriously need help(ur advice)..

I am a young guy that happened to fall in love at a very tender age. I fell inlove with this be beautiful gal called 'Juliet'. I was 17 and she was 15 years of age then wen we both started dating..
We finished our secondary school same year.. I started working in other to lift the pressure of money on my dad.
We eventually both gained admission. She was given admission at UNIBEN and mine was at KWASU.
One very day, she called me and i can presumed she was crying due to the way her voice was shaking.
She said to me 'am forfeiting my admission' i asked her what happened? She said 'there is no money,that she will need up to like 40k..
I told that she should not think about it.
I gave her the 40k which later resulted to me staying at ohm. That was (2015) then.

After she got to school, if i called her she won't pick it. And if she eventually picked it, she may tell me she's busy. TBC

emynike2001:
SO MANY LADIES ARE ADVERTISING THEIR BODIES ON SOCIAL MEDIA



LOOKING FOR PROSPECTIVE SUITORS




AND SOME GUYS WANTS TO PLAY AROUND....




THE RECESSION IS BITTING HARD, SOME MEN PREFER HIT AND RUN, EAT THE APPLE AND TELL STORIES, WHILE THE LADY STILL REMAINS A LIABILITY TO HER PARENTS,


IMAGINE HER PARENTS PRAYING THAT THEIR DAUGHTER BE MARRIED OFF THIS YEAR SO AS TO REDUCE THE NUMBER OF MOUTHS TO FEED...

AND U AS MAN SITTING SOMEWHERE PLANING TO COME AND GIVE THEM A FAKE MARRIAGE PROPOSAL ONLY TO CHOP THE APPLE AND TELL STORIES OF BUHARI, RECESSION AND DOLLAR INCREASE.




LOOK YOUR BACK AND SEE THE THUNDER THAT WILL STRIKE U, ITS DOING PRESS UP AT YABA LEFT, ONE IS COMING FROM IGBOBI ORTHOPEDIC AND ANOTHER FROM SAMBISA.

GET READY FOR IT, IF U BELONG TO THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE.

kettykin:
I am not a fan of nnamdi Kanu and his ignorant ways of achieving biafra or a member of the useless ipob that would have innocent souls wasted by the most useless military in the world.


May God punish any evil president, or evil judiciary evil police and military that will kill an innocent nnamdi kanu and his gullible ipob fans while leaving Fulani herdsmen who committed genocide in JOS Enugu north and southern kaduna.

May the political party in whose governance it happened be eternally cursed with their members

Freedom2016:
Afonja. Even Awolowoo in his mud grave is not smarter than the dullest Biafraan! We know what we are doing...stop worrying about us, stop taking our medicine, instead...focus on your Oduo Republic!

KidsNEXTdoor:
The story of an afonja couple

candidbabe:
Buhari!!!!!!

iambabaG:
Who he epp?
How has his reign helped Nigeria in any way??
Stepping down as national overseer because the naira is weak

You don't fool me by dressing in your "oversized suit" that doesn't show humility that your gullible worshippers attribute to you.

Africans can't just relinquish power totally.. i weep for the future of Christianity!!

oluwafreshkid:
Buy new English instead

BeeBeeOoh:
Please don't be annoyed..




Don't take it to heart for what I am about to do..





I know its somehow childish..





Even me doing it isn't proud doing so..





Second to comment don't be annoyed for wasting this space..




Don't see me as an enemy of progress. Abegew..





I think they went that way,






I mean those that give a fûck

YaaNews:
A thirty-year-old man simply identified as Nnamdi a.k.a, Nna has allegedly raped a five-year-old girl (name withheld) in Sedco, Udu Local Government Area of Delta State.

The incident occurred at Okrogbolor Estate in Sedco on the 26 December, 2016.
In a chat with DAILY POST, grandmother of the five-year-old girl simply identified as Mama Aghogho stated that Nnamdi went into her two room apartment in the pretence of warming his soup.

Mama Aghogho who is popularly known as “Urhobo Nurse” also claimed that Nnamdi carried her grand daughter in his lap and forcefully inserted his big penis into her vagina.
Mama Aghogho also claimed she noticed that the girl was crying and bleeding profusely when she returned and on her inquiry, she discovered that Nnamdi had raped the girl.

She said she raised an alarm which attracted neighbours and sympathizers including her family members as they beat Nnamdi to stupor and dragged him to Akpojotor Secretariat in the Area before he was subsequently handed over to the police at Enerhen for the law to take its place.

But when DAILY POST visited the Enerhen Police Station this morning, the Divisional Police Officer of Enerhen, CSP Hassan Galadima stated that the matter has not been reported in the police station but assured that appropriate actions will be taken immediately it is reported.

Source: https://yaanews.com/metro/see-30-year-old-man-allegedly-raped-5-year-old-girl-delta/

psucc:
Some suicide could be 'remote control' from home or village or neighborhood or even church

checkolatunji:
Afonja land, Yankee of the Flatinoes

When dem hear Lagos, der ear go grow long. Na to enter next available bus dem go dey find.

I hope she gets home safely.

O ye Flatinoes, don't quote me cos if you do, you will be dealt with.

This is the EKWENSU of NL

Safe

AfonjasMustDie:


All these Yoruba boys roaming the streets of Lagos

Next thing you will hear is that she's pregnant

akandry:
Why always the Igbos in crime

AfonjasMustDie:


Rumors created by Buhari and his zombie followers

divicoded:
Where are the flattties? I hope they are seeing this? I hope they won't chorus it is their money that developed Lagos again when Abakaliki Umuhiahi etc are begging for development

Kingbuhari:
accidentally... just free her joor... meanwhile buhari is just a mad lazy old clumsy dog

Professorfrisky:
Igbo and wickedness are like

lofty900:
If I were in ur shoes, I won't marry such woman in the first place. Probably u married her when there was nothing and now that things are going well u want something better. My brother manage her o. Goodluck Jonathan is managing his own.

FreeSpirited:
Abeg who dey fvck her?......deliberately take in?...When raw dey sweet you and u dey pour everytin inside...she force u?

shamecurls:
Oríkì Yemòja
(Praising the spirit of the mother of all fisheries)



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