₦airaland Forum

Abia has the capacity to even rival Lagos but leadership has been it's problem. We would rather have wished the two Orjis and the current Ikpeazu were gutter cleaners than governors. And we pay that all future idiots who wish to be governors but have nothing to contribute (just like you) be gutter commissioners in a foreign land

The hero in this story are social media and the driver that called the police.
In a country of terrorists and kidnappers, the chief kidnapper is doing everything to gag SM.

From his story you can deduse that he's good. That ability to blend English with Igbo in such a perfect manner to make the readership flow like Yoruba agbada...
You see the likes in Achebe, Soyinka and Ekwensi, aka oru odogwu!

Logorrhea
Synecdoche
Pulchritude
Xanthosis

Akeela and the Bee

I feel so nostalgic already...

Forgetting the Nigerian army that's still behaving like the dark ages army...

A 19 year old defiled? Are you effing kidding me?
This lady at a whole 19 ans chose dick over education and come out now to shout defiled.

You willingly went to his house, collected the d from different locations with shouts of "harder" disturbing the neighbors.

He deceived you no less but the deceit was not in the sex matter but in dumping your whole sorry brain that chose dick over education.

Women want to always paint a colorful picture of themselves...

He has finally pulled out HIV
Imagine self it was a casual "an Isaac" thing and the young man didn't think about his destiny
SMH

Tapnaldooo!

Foolish southerners
They let Aboki them wey no get sense to dey control them instead of joining hands to dissolve the shithole of put them back to their desert once and for all.

Anyways... The sun is already rising in the east

kkins25:
out of curiosity, is the lady in question a deeper life member, amd schooled in kaduna state?

No sir, it happened in the south and it's not deeper life.

cooooooks:
The tribalism is crazy. Instead of you to say what the man did, now and in the past, you say it's because he's not igbo.

Mtchew.

I wanted to reply you harshly but I then realized we comprehend according to our level of intelligence.
I said My parents were against because he's not Igbo, but we prevailed on them that the tribe of a man is not enough reason to deny him marrying your daughter.
Tribe was never even raised in the whole saga.
My whole write-up is never to discuss the various issues with the marriage but to admonish those who feel compelled to get married.

Mass fornication communication

Serious students majorly dey engineering and sciences.
These ones are majorly those who went to school to follow answer "I be graduate"

I'm writing this for the sake of those who feel compelled to get married. You're going to get married soon, you're engaged and your wedding is on few months or few weeks time but...
You're scared, your partner is abusive, you want to make your parents happy, it's the church image you want to protect or for one reason or the other something is ringing that monotone high pitched bell in your head...
RUN

I have a personal story of this. My immediate elder sister! It's so painful, she's going through what I can't let another's daughter pass through.
It happened that she was living with a pastor and got proposed to buy this brother. My parents were not in support but her pastor Daddy wanted a wedding in his church after a long while.
We her siblings were after her happiness because our parents reasons were that brother is not from their church and he's not Igbo. These for us is not reason why she shouldn't marry the man she loves.
We called her to a meeting, siblings without our parents. We asked her if she was being compelled in any way. She said 'loved brother and it is God's will for her. We prevailed on our parents who very reluctantly agreed. My mother especially was having a feeling that something is not right. My sister pushed us on.

We called a second meeting some months to the wedding. Her decision was resolute. We went on with the wedding. It was a huge success. Wedding presents alone was enough to set up someone in business. She's a good girl and everyone dotted on her, also got married a virgin.
A week after the wedding trouble everywhere! Brother showed his true colors. From one church panel to another, we the siblings have to hide these whole episodes from our parents. My mother is hypertensive and my father won't keep it to himself if he gets to hear of it. Thankfully my parents are in the village while my sister and brother lives in the town.
She now opened up to us. Mommy (Pastor's wife) was compelling her to get married to that brother. "If you miss this opportunity you may never get another, Don't listen to anybody" she told her. Pastor agreed with the wife. My sister didn't want to disappoint her pastor whom she's lived with all these years. She rather pleased her pastor and displeased herself including her family.
It's been four years now, she's not living with brother because of myriad of troubles. She's a no for divorce being a strong born again Christian. We only resort to prayers and hope...

Please break the relationship now and not the marriage later.
Pause it, run away, delay it, do anything but don't get married if you're not sure. Save your peace of mind for yourself.

Tell goat

Great100000:
El-Classico don lose value, no more Leo, no more CR7.

Before Before everywhere will be bubbling b4 El-Classico starts but not again, to me the best El-Classicos will always (Mourinho & CR7 vs Guardiola & Messi).

Mourinho makes El-Classico sweet and entertaining, immediately Mourinho left then El-Classico started loosing value and when CR7 left Madrid then El-Classico decrease in value and Messi leaving Barca decrease everything.

Am going to tell my Children and Grandchildren about beautiful game of football by Greatest Players and Greatest Coaches.

Imagine this Year El-Classico will now be Ansu Fati vs Vinicius Junior....

Those who saw Pele and Maradona in their prime thought "yeah! They're the best there will be" but we now know otherwise.
While Messi and Ronaldo had stretched the limit of what's even possible to an all time high, believe me talents are coming that will smash all their fantastic records. It may not be in this generation or even in this century. When that comes it will be like a rebirth.
Humans are meant to break records and achieve the impossible.

What is the main purpose of the endsars anniversary protest? Yeah SARS was ended (on paper of course) but has police brutality reduced? Has governance improved? We are still running around chasing shadows.
What are the plans the youths are making to change the narrative come 2023?
Oh! I forgot, Western youths are preparing that Opolo eye greatgrandpa-with-age-reduced-to-grandpa from Lagos. The Northern youths are preparing for Atiku of course while the Eastern youths want Biafra (the only resolute group by the way)
2023 will come and leave us worse off.
Seems the only viable solution is to jappa from this country.

Yes naw

First sign: I suddenly became very popular in her street. As in, I was thinking they're hailing me as the guy dating that beautiful banny, didn't know they're hailing me as the one dating "our wife"
Second sign: I came to visit her one day and she refused to let me in. She's staying with her elder sister then. Her elder sister of course had gone to her shop. I had to turn back at the door

Third sign: I mistakenly picked up her phone one day to transfer game, it was during those Nokia Asha days. She dived for the phone from across the room. Mendy of Chelsea could not have made such a dive

Last straw: She left for school and one day after talking to her on the phone, my elder sister asked "who was that?"
I said Vicky
She hissed and said " That girl that use to leave school and come to stay with Chiboy and think we're not seeing her"
I just had to cut my L and move on

Wow

I didn't eat from this metal tin blueband but
It was my father's sugar tin...


Actually they sang "ihe emebigo mgbe ihe ka'di mma" (a musician sang "everything have spoiled when everything was still good")

First thing first, they're all Christian girls from their names
Secondly, Abducted October 2020 how did they manage 2 children or they gave birth to twins? If gestation period in humans still remains 9 months, October 2020 to June 2021 makes 9 months (that is assuming they got pregnant immediately they're abducted). How did they get 2 children in less than 3 years? Because by any wise calculation they should be pregnant with their second child now.
As for those abducted May 2021 and they already have even a child hmmm!

You see these aboki up north running this country cannot even lie properly, little wonder they've run down everything.
Intelligent minds have been excluded from the helm of affairs while touts and illitrates who couldn't even calculate common human gestation period are running this complex 21 century economy. It's like putting a 2 year old child in the cockpit of a passenger plane full of people...

Hmm
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richmond500:
more like a slow and painful death

Na
Slow and painful death is being shot in the stomach
This is more akin to being decapitated, the body would twitch and wiggle as life fades but it's already a quick death

This is so painful.
How this man's children will be feeling right now.
If it was eventually discovered that this was done by state actors whom their mother gave everything for... They won't ever forgive Nigeria

Prolonged use of postinor can cause that post partum-but-never-been-pregnant belly

I actually booked this space to comment on Nigerian matter but then I realized Nigeria is now an idiom - pouring water on the rock.
We're all online, afraid of our own politicians, afraid of our own government and it's agencies, afraid of our own police, afraid of our own army and even afraid of one another.
We've been pushed to the wall but instead of turning to fight, we pushed down the wall and continued running.
Our children are now fraudsters, dangerous to themselves, to us their parents and have a stinking name world over.
Like crabs we support the government whom were afraid of to pull down any dissenting voice (Kanu and Igboho are recent examples)
We console ourselves and say "don't worry 2023 is not far." Yet the politicians laugh among themselves, waiting to pass the baton to worse politicians lurking in the shadows.
Then we'll start having hope again till 2027 or 2031 to...
While burying our children and our loved ones
and debating whether cows should be allowed to share our beds...
We won't go out there and protest and if that fails then we burn it all down instead of living in fear and waiting our turn to die
We're keyboard warriors - we're not yet serious; we're not yet ready

I actually booked this space to comment on Nigerian matter but then I realized Nigeria is now an idiom - pouring water on the rock.
We're all online, afraid of our own politicians, afraid of our own government and it's agencies, afraid of our own police, afraid of our own army and even afraid of one another.
We've been pushed to the wall but instead of turning to fight, we pushed down the wall and continued running.
Our children are now fraudsters, dangerous to themselves, to us their parents and have a sinking name world over.
Like crabs we support the government whom were afraid of to pull down any dissenting voice (Kanu and Igboho are recent examples)
We console ourselves and say "don't worry 2023 is not far." Yet the politicians laugh among themselves, waiting to pass the baton to worse politicians lurking in the shadows.
Then we'll start having hope again till 2027 or 2031 to...
We're keyboard warriors - we're not yet serious; we're not yet ready

China wants to take over the world although censorship is a general problem. Google and Facebook cannot say they're innocent and I'm sure the governments of the world have a hand in it.
Now that people are walking up from the deception of religion there have to be another way to censor and continue to control the people

Somebody should tell me "which sector of This fraudulent contraption is working?
From Education to health to energy to etc. Which one is even pretending to work?
Only politicians and probably religious leaders are cashing out - don't mention yahoo because these boys are products of the failed system.
Ifeanyi Uba was begging IPOB the other day "please don't say there will be no election. We really need this election bla bla bla..."
The thief is saying really need the election to place themselves to continue destroying the residue of their destruction.
And stupid Nigerians won't keep their hate aside to salvage the charred remains of this country or better still balkanize it. If not for themselves at least for the benefit of their posterity.
It's just sad! SAD!