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Is. No bdy goin to try am woo me....abi am I nt wooable

MzNelly:
Why were your lines so sexual? It was a turn off; no offence intended.

And your grammar. I know you were trying to impress me, but I like it when guys keep it simple and straight to the point.

You are a player. I've seen it in you.

D1ck....u ve been sniffed out....


Dis babe radar sharp

MzNelly:
Why were your lines so sexual? It was a turn off; no offence intended.

And your grammar. I know you were trying to impress me, but I like it when guys keep it simple and straight to the point.

You are a player. I've seen it in you.

D1ck....u ve been sniffed out....


D babe radar sharp

Do as I say not do as I do

xtervaganza:
no mind dem jare





Religion is a fraud.




The funny thing is the pastors do everything they tell you it's a sin

etimumu


wen sumppl dey generate their data anyow

contact me if u need Eti 1.5gb at cheaper price 800
and airtel any amount of GB u went

As far as u re within the akure metropolis....

Mimienudles:
Am not a liar joor

I know u were trying to say 6:00clock
.
u don't like lying down

asdfjklhaha:
Likewise d advice tosyne2much gave, it does not apply 2 all girls, only a few. Dats why I said not all girls wuld fall 4 dat.

Lolx....if dat doesn't work. Anoder...would...best approach is dere

profojah:
Abi my guy!..how much is Dulux big paint..#2500 wey go paint a whole self-contain apartment and person wan paint common finger nails for 3k..

to scratch recharge card panel go cum hard dem...,dem no one spoil their finger nails

asdfjklhaha:
And no matter how stingy a guy is, it would take one girl to soften him and maga the life out of him.

dat wan no apply to all ooo...,only d few

asdfjklhaha:
Guys will always remain guys.
And not all girls will fall for dat.

Iffa hear
Even thou she doesn't fall for dis one...she wud surely succum to anoder

No mater ow hard a nut is ,,a nut cracker wud crack it
No matter ow tough u re nah one guy go softEn u

rushman003:
abeg give an instance sir

look my comments I already sited one or 2...

Jez b diplomatic lobatan.

Can't. B givin u long tutorial on aw to ...


It cums natuerallty on its own wen needed

Soo sumppl nvr still sleep






Came here to stEal sum lines

Osun-Osogbo


The Osun-Osogbo Sacred Grove is a sacred forest that is the cradle of Yoruba cultural traditions. It is the domicile of Osun, the Yoruba goddess of fertility. The site consists of 40 shrines, 2 palaces, and many sculptures and other works of art.

It is believed that Oso-igbo, the goddess of Osun River, was the Queen and original founder of Osogbo. She was credited with many important achievements, which helped to establish the State. She lived in a beautiful surrounding and possessed magical powers, which inspired her people and frightened their enemies. Traditions acclaim her the goddess of fertility, protection and blessings. She possessed the ability to give children (through birth) to barren women and power to heal the sick and the afflicted by means of her medicinal water from the river.

Hmmm
All izz well

I always get scared wen I see post like this


Those moments wen u re in a kind of pain and u ask ur sef y me... wat is d cause, ow??....

Such tots is gonna b running through d babe heart...lik it is wit mine



My faith stands srong dat shez gonna go back to skul ail ang hearty veery soon....

Ow I wish I....

Blackett:
Well, you people should stop allowing missclassy fool you.

Ebabsuoires is Seriousbabe when read backwards.

Jeez open your eyes people.

God dis guy is a good asin
detectiv ... I nvr noticed dat

rushman003:
How do u do that sir

bros situation determines jawe

Nah for u and ur frend to plan am down..

Just do it such a way dat it won't look as if u purposely shared her. With ya frend...,I do it a lot nd it works

Nah to make sure say d lie una gv her gt small sense inside

Those days wen 2go chat was at highest peak

Niceness level 50%
Guy:hi
Babe:hi
Guy:ow u doing
Babe:m fyn u
Guy: Jez tryin 2b handsome jawe
Babe: Lolx kk
%60 u made her laf
Guy: Yes oo
Babe: hmm pls I wanna ask a que
Guy: owk nah am listening
Babe: ow did u get my number
Guy: Me sef dey reason am oo
Babe: Ans or I del u
%Harshness
Guy: I too dnt knw joor I dnt frequent 2go room(so u wud b painting ursef as a gud boi..make u no go guess rong room)(42go users den)
Guy: Am actually even using a bb, and I sumtimes see sum unknown numb on my call log,
So dnt knw ow it might have gotten dere. I do cnfirm d numbs through whatsapp
Ur numb cud b among
Babe: So i dnt knw
Guy: I think so
Guy: And dis is actually anoder persons fone backup, some of d contact were nt cleared completely
*continu d rest

Repackaging exercise: Instead of she asking you shud b d first to ask lik after d pleasantries

Guy:hi
Babe:hi
Guy:ow u doing
Babe:m fyn u
Guy: Jez tryin 2b handsome jawe
Guy: Sory pls dis dp am seeing is diff from d persn I envisage it to b dis nt tolu
Babe: Nope am nt...and pls who gave u my numb...(Trying to form)
Guy: Pls dats y am asking I actually added you and am asking u first
Babe: soo
Guy: if I added u knowingly wud I b asking who u re, actually dis was supose to b my course rep's numb.
Babe: Then you have the wrong number.
Guy: Lemme check and confirm 4rm where I wrote it
Babe: ok
After 5mins
Guy: Checked...seems I typed d wrong number
Babe: Owk.
Guy: Anyways since have added u, can't possibly delete u,
Babes: soo wah
Guys: We get to meet people everyday, e cud b chats mate or frends..
Babes: Mayb...watever





Continue d remaining dats d likly Chat if u try d first to aask approach...

Somebabes persistent their...nah for u to keep ur lies clean...incase dem wan bust u later...*Note try and b funny..not too uinserious thoo

Dat as never been my problEm....
There are thousand and one lies I can dish out...,wen I lie finish...I wud even link u with d frend dat gv me d numb insuch a way dat it won't affect d frend dat shared u with me. And if nah me share u ah go help d sharee to lie it out to d babe so dat all 3 of us go b frend...incase d padi I carry babe gv wan do nty package..involving myself wud b easy...


All babes will always ask dat que...Ow did u get mynumb...nah for u to jez pound out better smooth rply(wey no go affect u in future)



I call it Smal boy skillz

tosyne2much:
Baba na number 10 sure pass oooooh

chai relaxation

tosyne2much:
Hahahaha lwkmd

HEy mr man

Y are u lafing

U beter check d clock and tell me wat ur time says

Meen the guys here...aeree fully loaded dan dose of yestday see lond and strong lines...mesef wey b guy fall...chai.....

D1ck u dah bomb...u sure say d babe go understand all dose grammar u put for dere cos I pesonally need to get a dictionary
...vjsmilez...I fear u ooo


Blackett...Guy dem need to turn u to mods..cos at d menion of ur monicker every she/female...and fake monicke bow...


You dey always dey suspicious...make seun turn u to NLP(nairaland police)



Meen all off una wey drop toasting line...
Pliagarist dn see wetin to feed on...


Nah to cum here cum extract sms punch line...


Copy and paste tinz onpoint