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LiteratureRe: Intellectual Property Removed At Owner's Request by Psalmwise(m): 12:56am On Dec 17, 2014
standd post: ..
I c u re a poet dere re lot of poetic paragraphs in or story...


its as if Wole Soyinka personally wrote did
if u re d one DAT truly wrote did. den dis dbest be ever read on naira land
LiteratureRe: A Christmas Party by Psalmwise(m): 11:01pm On Dec 16, 2014
its as if dere are no guys on dis thread...mostly females commenting...........make I talk true safarigirl did piece is epic



It makes me remember those telemundo movies
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FamilyRe: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by Psalmwise(m): 3:29am On Dec 15, 2014
watss dis thread doing on FP..dere is noting to gain here
LiteratureRe: IFY - A Romantic Thriller by Psalmwise(m): 2:55am On Dec 15, 2014
so to gt d remaining part of the story we need to pay for it 2scorehigh?
FashionRe: Nigeria Lost Out As Miss South Africa Wins Miss World 2014 Pageant (Photos) by Psalmwise(m): 9:13pm On Dec 14, 2014
lalasticlala:
- Miss World 2014 is Miss South Africa Rolene Strauss.


- Miss Hungary Edina Kulcsar was named runner-up, while Miss United States Elizabeth Safrit came third in the contest.

– Top five semi-finalists are announced and they are from (in no order) Hungary, Australia, United States, South Africa and England.

Miss Thailand won the People’s Choice Award

- Top 10 semi-finalists announced and they are (in order) Australia (10), Mexico (9), United States (cool, Kenya (7), Hungary (6), Brazil (5), Guyana (4), England (3), South Africa (2) and India (1).


25 quarter-finalists are announced and they are from Bolivia, China PR, Brazil, Dominican Republic, England, Mexico, Guyana, Hungary, India, Indonesia, Malaysia, South Sudan, Vietnam, Finland, Ghana, Kenya, Netherland, Philippines, Sweden, South Africa, United States, Australia, Russia, Scotland and Trinidad & Tobago


www.bellanaija.com/2014/12/14/miss-world-2014-live-updates-top-10-semi-finalists-announced-kenya-south-africa-still-in/
chei d girl Cary for chest oo
Jokes Etc9 Things Father Christmas Should Change About Himself by Psalmwise(op): 9:05pm On Dec 14, 2014
1.DRESSING
Santa clause I believed you can do more about that your dressing,meen u see this the 21st century you gat to upgrade on that, your trouser and shirt are like gosh man ow do you feel in those.....
My recommendation; you could try wearing, maybe a baggi jean, 3quarter, dorobucci pullover etc or even a jalamia all in white and red. and again u could Chang DAT dangling tin on your head to maybe a baseball cap, even you could try out WizKids snapbacks
2.HAIRDO/facial hair
Father Xmas meen thaT your hairstyle makes us scared of you, that's why children cry when they see you,your full white hair and seems you have a bald head,even your beards and moustache ,makes you look like Osama bin ladin maybe you are related share(no offence)
My recommendation; you could try trimming down your beards to a rickross format or even shape it down to your jaw and the moustache down to your jaw too,would make you look more friendly,....your hairdo you could barb low cut, gallas,Obama ,if you are not bald but if you are ,skin it
3.YOUR BOOTS
Baba you suppose Don change that boot too,damn!how do you walk in them,it reminds me of ultimate search, ah nonono its too bogus try changing it into something more simple and fanciful.you could crush a bone with that boot you know?
My recommendation; Santa you could try wearing timberlands if you like big thing because i see you are big,allstars,Prada palms slippers and shoes,even a sandals(not those Judas Iscariot's type too)and other latest 21st century foot wears.
4.Automobile
Thats old school,ahnahn you sitting down in a chariot pulled by flying reindeer nooooo doesn't speak well of you.Pops this the 21st century.
Recommendations; What do you think about you riding a flying buggati, or flying ferrari its gonna be cool
5.Bag
Wonder if you ain't tired of that you big sack.its out of date Santa and too bogus try sumtin simple
My recomendation;A big travelling bag would do the work,durable,portable and cool to use
6.Your accesspoint
Santa do you know we don't ve chimneys in Nigeria, try another means of coming into peoples Ouse ,not like a thief (no offence)
7. Your welcome tone
We tired oh your ohohoho,gosh! you are not a yoruba masquerade or a clown try out new tone.
My recommendation; You could try out tones like yeayea or wizkids yarrgah!!
8. Your location
Children in Nigeria see during daytime only at parties are you a party freak what happened to those days of when you come into the house peacefully at night
9.Body structure
Seems you are eating more of. fatty food this days eat vegetables,I hope you like beans sha.your potbelly is becoming a tortoise shell,like you are 8months gone
My Recommendations; Do press up,pull up,and other body building exercise,don't you wish to have 6packs like iyañya not only the girls would like you even the làdies would.
PhonesRe: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Psalmwise(op): 7:32pm On Dec 14, 2014
Collinz2:
try go ask gameloft why must it be wifi.
grin
Collinz2:
try go ask gameloft why must it be wifi.
PhonesRe: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Psalmwise(op): 8:36pm On Dec 11, 2014
lookz nice
RomanceRe: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by Psalmwise(m): 8:55pm On Dec 10, 2014
donfineboy:
make i join una
nna u try u mark sense
RomanceRe: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by Psalmwise(m): 8:53pm On Dec 10, 2014
THis place don turn to histagram oooo,,,only dat psquare,2face,dbanj or kimkardashian have not start posting dia pictures
RomanceRe: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Psalmwise(m): 5:01pm On Dec 10, 2014
Kassidy90:
We ar all a little weird and life is a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours we join up and fall in a mutual weirdness then call it love grin
are you a medlab student
RomanceRe: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Psalmwise(m): 4:58pm On Dec 10, 2014
Kassidy90:
We ar all a little weird and life is a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours we join up and fall in a mutual weirdness then call it love grin
re u a medlab studdent
RomanceRe: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Psalmwise(m): 4:28pm On Dec 10, 2014
tosyne2much:
Thanks to all those who were concerned about my well being. Thanks for the phone calls and PMs ** Lots of love **

Let's get back to business grin

10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love

1. Lying About Your House
Some guys wouldn't want to take ladies to their house because they feel it will reduce their chances of dating, instead they will take them to the houses of their friends and claim that's where they stay

2. Eating Onions Instead Of Suya
This really sounds like exaggeration but it happens. Some dudes will take a lady to a suya joint, only for the ladies to be eating suya while they will be eating onions with tears running down their chicks claiming they have phobia for eating suya grin

3. Every Lady You Spend Huge Amount Of Money On Automatically Deserves Bleeping
Having spent so much on a lady in an attempt to tie her down,
they believe the ladies automatically deserve bleeping cos they don't want their money to enter voice mail.. Who send you b4 ?

4. Operation Impress
It's funny some dudes will borrow trousers, wrist watches, boxers, shoes, underwears ( just name it). It's funny they borrow ridiculous things just to impress ladies

5. You Must Be An Average Liar For A Lady To Fall For You
Yeah, some dudes believe you have to lie about some certain things so as to increase your chances of being loved. They will lie about their finances, institutions, families and status . Most importantly, they will place themselves above what they are not


6.Being Unnecessary Nice To Ladies
Some friends can watch you suffer without rendering any assistance but will start acting like messiah thereby running helter skelter when it comes to the female folks

6. Solving A Lady's Problem Before Your Own
I have seen a situation where a dude subscribed a month BIS subscription for a lady and started begging us for N50 MTN transfer just to make an important call that might fetch him a job **shm**

7. Faking Your Voice
The voice of some guys is as deep as that of a conductor but the moment they pick up their phones to receive a lady's call, they will start sounding like Michael Jackson just to impress a girl

8. Being Unnecessary Caring To Ladies Than Your Siblings
Some dudes can't go to an expense of buying drugs worth N500 when their sibblings are ill but can empty their pocket when a lady says she's hungry. The lady must be thinking he does exact thing to his siblings and friends ** if I hear **

9. Being Too Harsh On Dudes & Cold On Ladies
Some guys act like tigers in dealing with their felow male folks and start acting nice to the female folks. We must have seen cases when a guy shares his views and observations and some dudes will pick offence in it thereby raining curses but when a lady shares a similar views, they will become King Solomon thereby giving word of wisdom

10. Loosing Your Sense Of Reasoning When A Lady Calls Your Name
A dude can turn deaf hear to his fellow male folks during exam but the moment a random lady calls him for answers, he will give her maximum attention because he want s to make her have a good impression towards him. Call them for answers during exam and they will look at you in hatred and disdain but opposite is the case when it comes to the female folks


Feel Free To Add Yours

Let Bashing Begin
These are not silly tinz

NewOld english: Skilly
its called SKILLS not SILLY
If u re nt skilly.............................
RomanceRe: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by Psalmwise(m): 4:25pm On Dec 10, 2014
tosyne2much:
Thanks to all those who were concerned about my well being. Thanks for the phone calls and PMs ** Lots of love **

Let's get back to business grin

10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love

1. Lying About Your House
Some guys wouldn't want to take ladies to their house because they feel it will reduce their chances of dating, instead they will take them to the houses of their friends and claim that's where they stay

2. Eating Onions Instead Of Suya
This really sounds like exaggeration but it happens. Some dudes will take a lady to a suya joint, only for the ladies to be eating suya while they will be eating onions with tears running down their chicks claiming they have phobia for eating suya grin

3. Every Lady You Spend Huge Amount Of Money On Automatically Deserves Bleeping
Having spent so much on a lady in an attempt to tie her down,
they believe the ladies automatically deserve bleeping cos they don't want their money to enter voice mail.. Who send you b4 ?

4. Operation Impress
It's funny some dudes will borrow trousers, wrist watches, boxers, shoes, underwears ( just name it). It's funny they borrow ridiculous things just to impress ladies

5. You Must Be An Average Liar For A Lady To Fall For You
Yeah, some dudes believe you have to lie about some certain things so as to increase your chances of being loved. They will lie about their finances, institutions, families and status . Most importantly, they will place themselves above what they are not


6.Being Unnecessary Nice To Ladies
Some friends can watch you suffer without rendering any assistance but will start acting like messiah thereby running helter skelter when it comes to the female folks

6. Solving A Lady's Problem Before Your Own
I have seen a situation where a dude subscribed a month BIS subscription for a lady and started begging us for N50 MTN transfer just to make an important call that might fetch him a job **shm**

7. Faking Your Voice
The voice of some guys is as deep as that of a conductor but the moment they pick up their phones to receive a lady's call, they will start sounding like Michael Jackson just to impress a girl

8. Being Unnecessary Caring To Ladies Than Your Siblings
Some dudes can't go to an expense of buying drugs worth N500 when their sibblings are ill but can empty their pocket when a lady says she's hungry. The lady must be thinking he does exact thing to his siblings and friends ** if I hear **

9. Being Too Harsh On Dudes & Cold On Ladies
Some guys act like tigers in dealing with their felow male folks and start acting nice to the female folks. We must have seen cases when a guy shares his views and observations and some dudes will pick offence in it thereby raining curses but when a lady shares a similar views, they will become King Solomon thereby giving word of wisdom

10. Loosing Your Sense Of Reasoning When A Lady Calls Your Name
A dude can turn deaf hear to his fellow male folks during exam but the moment a random lady calls him for answers, he will give her maximum attention because he want s to make her have a good impression towards him. Call them for answers during exam and they will look at you in hatred and disdain but opposite is the case when it comes to the female folks


Feel Free To Add Yours

Let Bashing Begin
The list above are the true true tinz dat guys do......


buuuuuuut, its becuming necessary in guys daily activities, because with the category of babes outside guys dem nid to indulge in sum of those act......We guys call it PACKAGING.



if u dont know ow to lie or practic one or two of the above list meen u go turn 1stclass maga one star, in d hands of 21st century 9ja babes............especially if u re still a student.





by the time u sumup the amount of mtn u dn send(dats if u rmember d amount).......u go discover say if u use d money run for apc primary election e for better
PhonesRe: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Psalmwise(op): 3:59pm On Dec 10, 2014
Omotakins:
There are games that take a gig and more. Those are on the high side for me. Action/adventure games of 200- 300 mbs are ok for me and must not be online games. I hope u get me now?
d wans i listed for u ave u been able to try any
PhonesRe: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Psalmwise(op): 3:57pm On Dec 10, 2014
Ositainklord:
I finished godfire in 3 minutes ( or less) on iOS. save yourself the stress. I only use the graphics to boast to friends. its not all I expected it to be. stick to mc4 and nova 3. those are worth your time. especially nova 3 (which is dying for a sequel)
how dd u wear ben10's wristwatch wen playing it
LiteratureRe: A Christmas Party by Psalmwise(m): 1:48pm On Dec 10, 2014
lolz d papa nah jasi man........dats wat we call a sweet father and son relationship
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PhonesRe: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Psalmwise(op): 1:17pm On Dec 10, 2014
Baddestguyp:
you mean soul calibur?
yap
PhonesRe: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Psalmwise(op): 7:07pm On Dec 09, 2014
Omotakins:
Can u recommend games that are not played online, doesnt consume much megabytes and are really interesting for guys? Thanks
You can try out number6,7,8
You could also try out
1.Anger of stick
2.Killer bean
3.sword calibur
4.chicken invaders
CelebritiesRe: The Best & Worst Dressed At The Future Awards 2014 ( Photos ) by Psalmwise(m): 10:42am On Dec 09, 2014
I like naija celebs atim is....dey dress wit snse.....check out red carpet scenes on E news sum times I feel like vomiting
RomanceRe: Remain Virgin Tips: A Guideline To A Nairalander On How To Keep Her Virginity by Psalmwise(m): 12:33am On Dec 09, 2014
some adage from some ethnic group in Nigeria usually compare women to cloths....if it stays more Dan longer in d market it bcums outdated......
And if at d end of d day a customer cums by to purchase such cloth its mandatory for I'm to test d clothing material his about buy .....can u buy a cloth without testing its authencity..21st century guys are new bcumin smart cos of d type of sharpComputer gurls DAT are flying around...NOBODY WAN BUY NO TESTING.
Virginity well is no longer a 1st class topic in mariage of d era we re in. its a background question.
Virginity is not a guaranty for an happy home Virginity doesnt count as 100% dignity.

some adage from some ethnic group in Nigeria usually compare women to cloths....if it stays more Dan longer in d market it bcums outdated......
And if at d end of d day a customer cums by to purchase such cloth its mandatory for I'm to test d clothing material his about buy .....can u buy a cloth without testing its authencity..21st century guys are new bcumin smart cos of d type of sharpComputer gurls DAT are flying around...NOBODY WAN BUY NO TESTING.
Virginity well is no longer a 1st class topic in mariage of d era we re in. its a background question.
Virginity is not a guaranty for an happy home Virginity doesnt count as 100% dignity.

some adage from some ethnic group in Nigeria usually compare women to cloths....if it stays more Dan longer in d market it bcums outdated......
And if at d end of d day a customer cums by to purchase such cloth its mandatory for I'm to test d clothing material his about buy .....can u buy a cloth without testing its authencity..21st century guys are new bcumin smart cos of d type of sharpComputer gurls DAT are flying around...NOBODY WAN BUY NO TESTING.
Virginity well is no longer a 1st class topic in mariage of d era we re in. its a background question.
Virginity is not a guaranty for an happy home Virginity doesnt count as 100% dignity.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by Psalmwise(m): 12:03am On Dec 09, 2014
check it out



pinnoch island

PhonesRe: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Psalmwise(op): 6:20pm On Dec 08, 2014
Collinz2:
wht do i need it for?
force closing or stop working game
PhonesRe: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Psalmwise(op): 6:15pm On Dec 08, 2014
Collinz2:
it wont be fast as psp. I dnt think u'v played psp games b4.
sure...days true sha..
u can't compare ayoolapoundo yam to d real pounded yam.


deer wud b noticabl diff.
oyato
LiteratureRe: A Christmas Party by Psalmwise(m): 5:28pm On Dec 08, 2014
Jennimma:
Donny should not try any rough play while she is sleeping o. I will so strangle his neck. angry
do ya ve d required quantity muscle to do so
PhonesRe: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by Psalmwise(op): 5:26pm On Dec 08, 2014
drajjay:
ok is it android.mob.org
play.mob.org

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