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Banking hall is a very kool place to observe people &
discover just how
funny some people can be. I sat down & observed
these 6 Kinds of
people you see everyday in the Bank:
1. PEN BORROWERS- They always come to bank
without Pen & they
mostly borrow from people without returning back
the Pen! You'll be
lucky to get your Pen back from a Pen Borrower!
2. THE "I DEY YOUR BACK" TEAM- They just come &
into the bank
and look for the last person on the queue, tap you
and say, "I dey your
Back!" Sometimes, up to 10 different people will tell
you that, then
later, they begin to quarel among themselves who
should be first
among the "I dey your Back brethren"!
3. THE NO PROTOCOL TEAM: This group just comes
in, and they go
straight to either a counter, office or bank staff, who
attends to them
sharply and they are off, while you are busy standing
on the line!
4. THE BANK DOOR REJECTEES- These set of people
are always
rejected by the Bank Door! You'll see them removing
their wrist watch,
phones, belts, even boxers, yet the Door will say "Go
Back pls!" LOL.
Maybe they should be coming to bank naked! Some
are even too fat
to pass through the door, so the bank security
smuggles them in from
the back door of the bank after being rejected by the
front security
door. LOL#
5. THE SLIP WASTERS: These are another set of
people I don't
understand. You see them cancelling and tearing
bank deposit/
withdrawal slips after making mistakes over and
over again! They
make mistake in spelling their names; account
number, everything!
The worst is in writing the figure in Words! At the
end, after wasting
about 10 bank slips, they ask you to help them spell
#2,000. Lol.
6. THE PEOPLE FROM ANOTHER PLANET: These are
the worst kinds
of people you meet in Bank. They come to you and
ask you for
today's Date! Then they go to other people asking for
the same date,
like they have been in another planet for the past 3
years! LOL.
Finally,......
7. THE ATM EXPERTS: They spend long amount of
time at the ATM
machine, pretending they know how to use it, but
they don't! And they
delay others from using it! I once met a Yoruba
Woman explaining to
the ATM machine that there is money in her account!
LOL!
OK, lets be sincere. Which group do you fall into or
have you even
done in your life before?

LWTMBL.........the phrase ;'scyping with sango' funny me die................................

PrettyEmy:
Mine... We just started dating tho

...is dis not kazeem eleran

PrettyEmy:
Mine... We just started dating tho

...is dis not kazeem eleran

chiMoni37:
I still dey learn sha

blik davido

na I'm sabi oo

Imagine
u bought a dvd yesterday,,on getting home,,u
connected it
to a
source without inserting
any disc,,,,,,,i stead of displaying no dics,,,,guess
what it
displayed..
..
..
disc no dey..
... ,,
,,i wondered,,,i inserted a disc
..
instead of it to display loading at the upper
left corner...guess what it displayed..
.. ..
e don dey load...
..
..
.the dvd didnt show anything,,,,i looked at the
back to confirm where it was made..../// guess
what i saw...
..
..
..made in______?
question for you

THE GIRL I WILL MARRY SHOULD
READ THE
FOLLOWING TERMS AND
CONDITIONS
1.If we are having an argument,
I will always be RIGHT.
2. Incase you are right, then
point number 1 also takes over.
3. When I come home past
midnight , just know am coming
from a meeting.Period.
4. Dont ever compare me with
your ex, If he was good, what
the hell are you doing with me?
5. I have Ex-girlfriends! THAT'S
A FACT! Better live with it
darling! Quit asking how many
they are because, truth is, I
WILL LIE. KING SOLOMON of
the bible was my role model.
6. Its Your job to be neat
always. NOT MINE. Finding dirty
socks on my gas cooker is as
normal as Harambee stars
losing a match!
Live with It.
7.My phone is my phone, stay
away from it. Incase you see me
going out to pick some calls,
dont dare ask. Just know thats
my swag and get yourself busy
by making me some tea. ---But
as for you, receive all your calls
in the room, and activate the
loudspeaker.
8. If it happens that i beat you
and a visitor comes, you should
put a smile in your face and
pretend that nothing had
happened
9. when we are hanging out and
you see other girls hugging me,
Just know they are my cousins.
Don't dare ask who they are.
10. Well I dont drink, so when
we are two in the house and
you feel some alcoholic scent
coming from my mouth, Just
know its coming from our
neighbour..

c.Rinaldo ke she DM gt beef ni

Lionel Messi was struck on the head by a bottle as the
Barcelona players celebrated Sergio Busquets’ stoppage-
time winning goal against Valencia on Sunday night.
The Argentine star had played a part in creating the goal
after his cross had found Neymar, whose header was
saved before Busquets lashed home the rebound to seal a
1-0 win in the 94th minute.
Barca players enthusiastically reacted to the match-winning
strike and soon jumped on the goalscorer near the corner
flag after he had slid to the ground in celebration, at which
point Messi was hit by the object thrown from a section of
the home support.
As the away players began heading back to the centre
circle following the goal, Messi was still down on the ground
clutching and rubbing his head. He was helped up to his
feet by Rafinha, at which point he picked up the bottle with
which he had been struck and threw it off the pitch.
The 27-year-old then rushed to the referee and protested
while holding his head, only to be shown a yellow card with
the official believing he was trying to waste time.
The final whistle blew just seconds after the re-start and
Messi hugged a few of his team-mates despite being
visibly irritated by the incident. He then stopped to receive
treatment from the onrushing physio, with a cut already
evident on his forehead.
The attacker continued to rub his head and returned to the
referee in a second attempt to explain what had taken place
before he left the field of play holding a tissue to the spot of
his injury, giving the home support an ironic thumbs-up
signal as he entered the tunnel.
Valencia released an official statement after the match
pledging to ban the perpetrator from the Mestalla for life if
they are tracked down.
"Valencia CF regret and condemn the isolated incident in the
game against FC Barcelona, in which a small, uncapped
bottle of water was thrown from the stands at opposition
player Lionel Messi," read the statement.
"The club will endeavour to locate the person who threw
the bottle, and they will be banned for life from Mestalla.
Valencia CF operate a zero tolerance policy on such actions
and rigorously enforce all security measures set out by
legislation."
Source: m.goal.com

Created this thread due to the fact that I haven't noticed any thread about school of health on NL, commons ones are for universities and polytechnic .It would b s nice place for student in the various schools and those aspiring to get admissionn the institution, to get information and also mix up by representing their various institutions

chai cooking stove..,9ja Dan suffer....she Noah sand we wan use am cook abi. wet in dey do did babas wey dey asorock

OXYGEN01:
her black n ugliness makes her 100% nigerian.

data y am asking cos nah Kenyans and Ghanaians dey gt dis kind colour,even naiha babes Dan dey change colour DM no dey black like did..,buh she still dey presentable sha

is she from Kenya or ghana

reeaaly njoying the atmosphere here ...hmmm. so calm not too cold not too hot.......#mayb Cos I dey under fan #shines teeth