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14. Prayerfully overcome all the haters.

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Your love must win.

13. Have your parents
irrationally disapprove of the
relationship.

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The more ridiculous their reasons, the stronger your love.

12. Have someone bitterly scheming to break you up.

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Either the secretary or the housegirl.

11. Feed each other
icecream.

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Then playfully smear a little on their nose.

10. Go shopping at a “boutique”.

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…and never look at the price

9. Throw popcorn at each other.

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While Celine Dion plays in the background.

8. Push each other on a swing set.

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While laughing and smiling at nothing in particular.

7. Chase each other around the nearest tree.

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In slow motion of course.

6. Run on the beach and ride ahorse together.

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This is the peak of your romance.

5. Slowly sip juice through straws.

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While looking lovingly into each others’ eyes.

4. Go eat jollof rice at Mr. Biggs.

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…or any other poorly lit eatery.

3. Pretend to be poor so they fall in love with the “real you”.

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As per rich people are
artificial.

2. Hit that person with your car.

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Not too hard sha, you can’t go and kill your future spouse.

1. Find someone significantly poorer than you.

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The bigger the wealth gap, the stronger the love.

Swerve! GOD must punish APC oh.

You can't even imagine what is now inside my beloveth Gala!

The thunder that will fire Buhari and APC cheiftains will be like doctor's prescription; two times a day for 7days

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Okay, i just came across the photo below on facebook.

One the top of the photo is entertainment blogger Linda Ikeji, flaunting her wardrobe and the other half is the late Prof. Dora Akuyili, former MD of NAFDAC flaunting her awards.


Should I ask, Who's the most successful between them?

What do you think is the yard-stick for measuring success?


Please, drop your comments with good and sensible reasons.

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12. Your parents, once you speak to them in your
accent:


It just sounds rude to them.

Cc; Lalasticlala

11. Your tongue, whenever you try to use Nigerian slangs.


Let me just keep quiet.

10. When someone tells you to go and be an OAP.


Just like that?

9. Your friends, whenever you try to speak pidgin:


Please stop.

8. When people imitate you when you talk.


Ugh!

7. When you start making the effort to sound more Nigerian.



Let me just calm down

6. When people just assume you are rich or privileged.


In my dreams.

5. “I’ve been abroad for years and I still have my Nigerian accent.”


Ehn, take a cookie na.

4. “How long were you even abroad that you already have an acce…”


Save it.

3. When people swear you are forming it.


Uhm. Ok.

2. Whenever you hear “I don’t understand what you’re saying.”


Na you sabi.

1. When an airport cab driver hears you have a foreign accent.

See this one.