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Origin: IGBO-EZE-SOUTH in Enugu State.
Exam No: C18205055
Centre Name:
Centre For Distance Learning, Cbt Centre, Opp. Gs Building, University Of Nigeria (Unn), Enugu State
Subject Score
Use of English 55
Mathematics 40
Physics 45
Chemistry 45
Total Score: 185

200? And you're this happy? Smh

Lalasticlala

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How much is it?
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Let's discuss here.

She comes over to his place every weekend, mostly on Friday nights. She stays till Sunday evening before taking her leave. On each visit, she never fails to bring along home-produced food items (fruits, vegetables, palm nuts, ugba) in big bags to restock her 'king's' house.

Within a space of two days in her man's apartment, the presence of a woman is felt in the apartment.

The sound of pounding with wooden mortar echoes through the building, accompanied by a lot of worship songs sang with a nasal, soprano voice that has so much vibrato.
In no time, the aroma of a well prepared Ofe Owerri, Gbegiri soup, Ofe akwu, Ewedu soup, Ofe ogbono, would saturate the building. Each distinct aroma follows after the other - back to back.

And since I can always access the adjoining apartment where everything goes down, during such moments, a visit to the kitchen feels like being on set of Maggi kitchen live show. Because this light-skinned, robust aunty knows how to put together the essentials in excess. She can cook for Africa walahi.

There is full chicken and turkey on one side, there is isi ewu and shakkii the other side - everything na double triple. Expenses and funding are made by her.

In her concern to please the love of her life, the laundry she does in the morning would rival most professional dry cleaning services in town.

Before you know it, there's no space for others to spread clothes on the washing line, because you'd find 200 male boxers, 97 singlets, 69 shirts, and 85 tailored trousers that have been washed before dawn.

And when it comes to loving, she gives that man mad loving 100%. Aunty will get all sexy and romantic every now and then, strut around the whole place half-clad, coo every pet name in the world - While oga boss will remain cold and unresponsive and visibly bored.

But she doesn't seem to care anyway...

He is her 'daddy'.
"Daddy I don't like this thing that you're doing"
"Daddy come and eat biko nu,"
"Daddy wa jeun ejor"

She'd say, despite those glaring signs of irritation and disgust on his part, that even a Cobhams Asuquo would see.

Aunty has a good heart, and money too.
Some days, I feel really sorry for her. I can't find it in me yet to say she is foolish. Apparently, she's just lovestruck, dedicated to an undeserving man who has a pattern of not committing; a perpetual player whose deception is serpentile.
But she thinks that she is 'the one'. Alas! She will learn real soon.

Me, on the other hand, have seen them all.
They come filled with excitement, impressed with a lavish apartment, charmed by the sweet tongue laced with enticing promises. They end up walking away, frustrated, on realising the wasted years.

Now, Its Aunty's turn.

Currently an undergraduate student

Today is the birthday of Ace popular Comedian and actor, Julius Agwu . The comedian was full of nothing but praise for God as he shared a post on his Instagram page to wish himself a happy birthday.

The Comedian who has just recovered from a brain tumour, in a recent interview, recalled how he contemplated suicide during the time of his illness.

Thankfully, he has fully recovered and is now back on his feet. Fellow Comedian, Alibaba also wished him a happy birthday.

Source; http://www.coldgist.com/2017/04/julius-agwu-marks-his-birthday.html



https://www.instagram.com/p/BSkxejeguWT/?hl=en

Earlier today, it was reported that super eagles and Leicester city forward, Ahmed Musa was arrested from his UK home due to suspicion that he has been beating his wife. See here

The president of the Nigerian Football Federation, Amaju Pinnick in a tweet, said Musa who has since been released has denied beating up his wife.

The president was quick to be on the defense of Musa stating he's a family man and also a gentleman who is ready to help the country in her quest to qualify for the World Cup. Read more after the cut...

Source; http://www.coldgist.com/2017/04/told-me-he-didn-beat-his-wife-amaju.html

Fashion blogger and business woman, Laura Ikeji has pleaded with Waptv to take down a workout show she recorded with them some couple of years back.

Laura who used to be a fitness coach years ago was one of the coaches for Waptv's fitness program.

She asked Waptv to continue airing the show only on the condition that she'd be paid royalties. But from all indications, Laura just doesn't want people to see how she looked way back.

Source; http://www.coldgist.com/2017/04/take-my-workout-show-off-your-tv.html

Cc; Lalasticlala

Thank God for him. Lalasticlala come and see the goodness of God.

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Twitter User @FulanNasrullah has accused the son of a senator from Taraba State of anally raping a young girl to death. He claims that the senator made it possible for his son, 21, to evade arrest.

However, @FulanNasrullah failed to name the senator. Read his posts after the cut...

Source; http://www.coldgist.com/2017/04/twitter-user-accuses-son-of-taraba.html

https://mobile.twitter.com/FulanNasrullah/status/848984841819389952

Award winning Nollywood Actress, Funke Akindele shared a photo of herself alongside her husband, Jjc Skillz as he turns 40 today.

The actress who is popularly known as Jenifa was full of praise and appreciation for her loving husband. Funke got married to Jjc Skillz in August 2016.


She shared the photo with a caption;

"If I had to do it all again, baby it will be with you. happy birthday my king. Thanks for always being selfless, you are forever ready to share your knowledge with anyone. God bless and protect you always BOLARINDE. I love you boo. #happybirthday
#jjcskillz @jjcskillz"


Source; http://www.coldgist.com/2017/04/funke-akindele-celebrates-her-husband.html

Cc; Lalasticlala

Fake Bbnaija housemate, Jon Ogah  shared a photo of himself and Nollywood actor Ik Ogbonna asking if there's any Resemblance between them. Do you see any?

Source; http://www.coldgist.com/2017/04/do-you-see-any-resemblance.html

Cc; Lalasticlala

Ghanaian Actor, John Dumelo who is currently in South Africa for vacation took out some time out to visit the prison cell which held one of Africa's greatest revolutionaries, Nelson Mandela.

The actor who is the first Ghanaian citizen to hit one million likes on Facebook was obviously filled with admiration for Nelson Mandela.

Nelson served 27 years in prison, initially on Robben Island, and later in Pollsmoor Prison and Victor Verster Prison. All this was because of his fight for the independence of his country.

Mandela was sentenced to life imprisonment but served only 27 years of the sentence as he was granted a presidential pardon in 1990 amid fears of a racial civil war and growing pressure.

Before the end of his life, Nelson Mandela ruled South Africa for five years from 10 May 1994 – 14 June 1999

Source; http://www.coldgist.com/2017/04/john-dumelo-visits-nelson-mandelas.html

Cc; Lalasticlala

Former Special Adviser on New Media to immediate past President, Goodluck Jonathan, Reno Omokri, has thrown a huge shade at women who depend solely on their man for their financial upkeep and overall wellbeing.

In a recent tweet, the Controversial Author hit out at women who expect their man to give them money simply because they are in a relationship. He suggested that women who behave in this manner are no better than prostitutes.

His followers were quick to respond to his claim with the Males agreeing with his point while the females were strongly against it. Photos after the cut...

Source;
http://www.coldgist.com/2017/04/do-not-look-down-on-prostitutes-if-you.html

Cc; Lalasticlala

gidimasters:
My sister, tell him you are not interested...

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The approval is within 1 second... But the ads won't show on your blog.... Only apps

Thank you..

gidimasters:
First since the account was approved via YouTube, it won't show on your blog except the Adsense has been upgraded to normal accounts...

Ask him or check the Adsense account country, if it's USA, it's expensive...

You will get it around 10k....

If it's 9ja Adsense, then run.... Cos you can never see 9ja Adsense for 15k...

Lastly, copy and paste the ad code on your blog and check if it's gonna show


Pseudonymous

Thanks bro. It's Nigerian adsense but nothing has shown on my blog after i posted the code.

He's saying it would show after i add my blog to the adsense board.

Hello ladies and gents, please i need the advice of experienced bloggers..

Ever since i started blogging, i've been having problems getting an adsense account approved for my blog. I always scale through the first step but get disapproved at the second stage.

This had driven me into looking for an adsense account to buy. So, i just came across someone who's willing to sell me an account for 15k.

Right now, i've got full acess to the account and from what i'm seeing, the account was approved via youtube and it hasn't been verified neither has any payment been received from it.

Right now, i don't know if i should pay or return the account to the owner. He said verification wouldn't be a problem. He'd send me everything i need to verify.

Please guys, what's your advise? Should i pay for the account please? I own a blog.

Please i'd be anticipating your replies. Thanks.

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