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| The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by Pseudonymous: 8:41am On Sep 17, 2016 |
1. Find someone significantly poorer than you.  The bigger the wealth gap, the stronger the love. |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by Pseudonymous: 8:42am On Sep 17, 2016 |
2. Hit that person with your car.  Not too hard sha, you can’t go and kill your future spouse. |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by Pseudonymous: 8:42am On Sep 17, 2016 |
3. Pretend to be poor so they fall in love with the “real you”.  As per rich people are artificial. |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by Pseudonymous: 8:42am On Sep 17, 2016 |
4. Go eat jollof rice at Mr. Biggs.  …or any other poorly lit eatery. |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by Pseudonymous: 8:43am On Sep 17, 2016 |
5. Slowly sip juice through straws.  While looking lovingly into each others’ eyes. |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by Pseudonymous: 8:43am On Sep 17, 2016 |
6. Run on the beach and ride ahorse together.  This is the peak of your romance. |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by Pseudonymous: 8:45am On Sep 17, 2016 |
7. Chase each other around the nearest tree.  In slow motion of course.  |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by Pseudonymous: 8:46am On Sep 17, 2016 |
8. Push each other on a swing set.  While laughing and smiling at nothing in particular. |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by Pseudonymous: 8:46am On Sep 17, 2016 |
9. Throw popcorn at each other.  While Celine Dion plays in the background. |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by Pseudonymous: 8:47am On Sep 17, 2016 |
10. Go shopping at a “boutique”.  …and never look at the price |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by Pseudonymous: 8:47am On Sep 17, 2016 |
11. Feed each other icecream.  Then playfully smear a little on their nose. |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by Pseudonymous: 8:50am On Sep 17, 2016 |
12. Have someone bitterly scheming to break you up.  Either the secretary or the housegirl. |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by Pseudonymous: 8:50am On Sep 17, 2016 |
13. Have your parents irrationally disapprove of the relationship.  The more ridiculous their reasons, the stronger your love. |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by Pseudonymous: 8:51am On Sep 17, 2016 |
14. Prayerfully overcome all the haters.  Your love must win. |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by prettyesther20: 8:52am On Sep 17, 2016 |
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| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by Pseudonymous: 8:53am On Sep 17, 2016 |
15. Marry then finally have sex fully clothed under the covers.  TO GOD BE THE GLORY! Cc; Lalasticlala |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by jejemanito: 8:57am On Sep 17, 2016 |
I Am Not Understanding Why're You Counting 1, 2, 3... Are You Doing Your Homework  |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by coolluk(m): 9:05am On Sep 17, 2016 |
This land isnot for
sale |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by Calismart(m): 9:37am On Sep 17, 2016 |
You are truly from naija  |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by Millsz: 9:50am On Sep 17, 2016 |
Naija at work. Lol |
| Re: The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love by RealJaneDoe: 11:17am On Sep 17, 2016 |
15 got me laughing hard |
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