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Mynd44:
The market women in Bodija market(Ibadan) sweat for those things they wear. They dont have corruption charges on their backs, they were not oil ministers when oil sold for the highest and money started growing wings.

Do not insult Ibadan women, they might sound/look razz but they have honor and pride in not having their names smeared in thievery.

Madam, they wear gold yes, but they also have honor.

Zombie

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Nollywood is a film industry wiith immense diversity — just like the country where it is situated. And because of this, the movies are produced in various languages. There are the English movies and there are the Yoruba, Igbo and Hausa movies.

The most advanced of these three is the one in which the Yoruba language is spoken. It still has it’s setbacks, but the major one is in it’s translated subtitles. Nigerians are well aware of the blunders made by translators of Yoruba movies. It’s hilarious to those who watch them, whether or not they understand the
language, because everyone can understand the subtitles.

This is a list of the funny faux pas in the movie subtitles

Tokety7:
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Yeye dey smell for your end.

Source; Zikoko

10. Wondering if you've contracted one or two bacterial infctions.


To visit the doctor or not.

9. Finding out there's no toilet paper right after relieving yourself.


Hay god!

8. And when you're taking a dump, you beg all the gods of sanitarium to work miracles.


Father, make them smell roses.