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| 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:04am On Jun 06, 2016 |
1. Mother nature beautiful as she may be, can decide to call at a very awkward place and time. Great timing nature, just great! 12 Likes
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| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:04am On Jun 06, 2016 |
2. So you run to the nearest public restroom to answer nature's call. Hay God! This thing must not drop in my pants. 17 Likes
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| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Cutehector(m): 7:04am On Jun 06, 2016 |
Following 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Destined2win: 7:04am On Jun 06, 2016 |
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| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:05am On Jun 06, 2016 |
3. When the putrid smell of urine hits you in the face at the entrance. Hanhan! What a welcome present! 19 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:05am On Jun 06, 2016 |
4. Then the porter lists the toilet rate and refuses to let you in without change. This is an emergency, have mercy. 70 Likes 6 Shares
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| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:06am On Jun 06, 2016 |
5. Finding a big blob of poop staring at you from the toilet seat. I am scarred for life. 29 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:06am On Jun 06, 2016 |
6. Finding someone peeping in at you. Please tuck your amebo in. 18 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:10am On Jun 06, 2016 |
7. Taking different positions so the water doesn't splash on you. 79 Likes 3 Shares
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| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:10am On Jun 06, 2016 |
8. And when you're taking a dump, you beg all the gods of sanitarium to work miracles. Father, make them smell roses. 11 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:10am On Jun 06, 2016 |
9. Finding out there's no toilet paper right after relieving yourself. Hay god! 32 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by peter1994(m): 7:11am On Jun 06, 2016 |
when you finish uploading, hit me |
| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:11am On Jun 06, 2016 |
10. Wondering if you've contracted one or two bacterial infctions. To visit the doctor or not. 11 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by 5minsmadness: 7:12am On Jun 06, 2016 |
Let us know when u r thru... Modified  |
| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by feldido(m): 7:17am On Jun 06, 2016 |
I can now pitch my tent here. |
| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Pseudonymous: 7:44am On Jun 06, 2016 |
Source; Zikoko |
| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by ErnieSmallzz(f): 8:37am On Jun 06, 2016 |
Now this worth fp, lalasticlala where you at? I swear sometimes when am in this type of situation, i would just start praying to God not to be noticed by anyone i can remember when i was in basic 6, this moda nature decided to disgrace me  , but thank God as a sharp somebory i overcame it.. 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Emmyk(m): 8:48am On Jun 06, 2016 |
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| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Emmyk(m): 8:48am On Jun 06, 2016 |
Lol. I don't even use public toilet. But I can relate to the 2nd picture.  I take a Bike hurrily, telling him to run all the speed the Bike can go. Goose bumps maa boo oluwa ehh. |
| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by carammel(f): 10:22am On Jun 06, 2016 |
It is better to locate the nearest bush. 4 Likes |
| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by misreal(m): 11:08am On Jun 06, 2016 |
;Di remember when I changed from a public secondary school,into a private secondary school  ..kpako like me dey form ajebuta till my stomach rolled.mehn u need to see me sweating.I nearly shit for boxers...if u don't fear unannounced running stomach,u need prayers..lol..4 Likes |
| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Tonnierichy(m): 11:29am On Jun 06, 2016 |
Y are the treads this morning looking alike?! Nice one though |
| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by passionate88: 11:29am On Jun 06, 2016 |
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| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by COvo(m): 11:30am On Jun 06, 2016 |
Lol. These memes always make my day. I look forward to seeing them whenever I'm online. But when I was in primary school sha, using the toilet was hell, cos it was very close to my class. Lol Whenever I realise my crush will see me when I get outta the toilet I be like.... 6 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by onosprince(m): 11:30am On Jun 06, 2016 |
| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Originality007: 11:30am On Jun 06, 2016 |
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| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by seunlayi(m): 11:30am On Jun 06, 2016 |
what about pressing of phone? 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by Cherishing(f): 11:31am On Jun 06, 2016 |
Those Oshodi mobile toilets are fantastically terrible 6 Likes
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| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by TheNextAce: 11:31am On Jun 06, 2016 |
Hehehehehehe.... Oshodi public toilet |
| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by davedpo(m): 11:33am On Jun 06, 2016 |
OK |
| Re: 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet by bibiking7(m): 11:33am On Jun 06, 2016 |
Nice one. |
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