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[quote author=Gods-child]Hahaa! CY, na like this e suppose be nah:


Hhahahahahaha!........Rotfl![/quote]I like dat ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ own o. So all of u wey D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ Bleep up, u berra park well. All u dese boys dat lke cheating. Mschewww

banttieman: No vex. Na 2 plates of locust beans I chop this morning with 4 eggs. I managed beans this afternoon with crayfish. If anything smell pls use drummer air freshener

Na wa o. See combination... Na food u chop so? Abeg go off load dat soak-away u call a stomach!! E don D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ smell reach ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ room sef.

[quote author=Gods-child]#dancing#...PSOTO is a fine girl...hiya hiya ho!!...
...PSOTO do good o...she do good!
...PSOTO do good o...she do good!
...she give us indomie...indomie!
...indomie good well well...indomie!
...indomie sweet well well...indomie![/quote]Na wa o. Hope na Azonto u D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ dance sha? All of u wasted ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ food dis morning abi, God see ur house number o.

Larrynrind1, I see u very well on dis page bt u don't contribute τ̅☺ d thread. Pourquoi(why)?

CY09: ehen, i saw this on the front page and it really got me laughing hilariously...was kinda wondering how Psoto and Sexy:ify's inbox will look like ...i no tok anything, just imagining! ;

[b]A LADY'S INBOX:
1..I luv u dear (Bello)
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Bassey)
3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man
(Okoye)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u to be by
my side (Evans)
7..Consider it done (Senator)
8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman)


A GUY'S INBOX:
1..UR data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am married
(Jane)
3..Don't dare call me again, cheat (Patricia)
4..Am warning u, let this month not be a story telling
event like the last 3 months (Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting d money for d NECO form
(Junior bros)
6..My pickin, you dey? Abeg send chop money quick,
hunger wan finish us here o (Mama)
7.. I dey hospital, pls send d N120,000 quick quick for
d appendix operation or u can keep and use it for my
burial (Papa)
8..I av nt seen my period for 3 weeks (Neighbour's
daughter).

Such is life.[/b]

Abegi o, ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ inbox is clean o. Trust me naa#winks#

Good morning ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ pikins. Its breakfast time o. Come n eat. Whoever is ready shld bring plate o.
IK, na for ur drm u see me abi? Me wey no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ chop crayfish, God catch u today.

amosy007: yeah becoz dbanj is in it abi?

Not because d'banj is I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ it. Maybe its nt just ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ type.

I couldn't even finish listening τ̅☺ it. I don't like it.

Gd nite peeps. Sleep well.

[quote author=Gods-child]#yawns#...I guess I know what this means...BANTIEMAN, SBABAJ & everyone else in the house...I throway goodnight oo...May we all sleep well..@PSOTO, courtesy of you I'm sleeping on a semi-empty stomach, but tomorrow is another day...Sweetdreams babe![/quote]Dats healthy u know, so u shld b thanking me. Its nt good τ̅☺ sleep on a too full stomach.

banttieman: About signing out now. It's been fun with the house members. I salute you all, my eyes are seeing triple now. See ya'll tomorrow. *** one love ***

#TongueOut# Ur eyes jst has τ̅☺ see double. Sha sleep well. See u tmrw. N dream abt ur disowning process cos I'll do dat tmrw.

[quote author=Gods-child]Says who?...except if you yourself have forgotten[/quote]Go n check naa. If u like come n lie dat u've seen it.

banttieman: You use jazz?

Me ke? Wetin b jazz sef?

[quote author=Gods-child]He still dey oo...e possible say him hobby sef na kidnapping, we never can tell oo[/quote]Issorai. Buh me I no see ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏ again o

[quote author=Gods-child]hehehehe...#ILaughInGerman#...Abeg make una see something oo; a child WITH a gun & a man WITHOUT a gun...who senior pass abeg?[/quote]Oya jst D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ fight D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ go...

banttieman: All guests don't get to read our invitations. There's a problem. I think we should tell seun that the latest page for each thread should come first so as to know the recent bone in convention. I make any sense? Feel free to yab me. Esha noni

I think its their choice joor. They can choose whichever page they want τ̅☺ see.

[quote author=Gods-child]Sorry Oh!...See, there are different types of Googles: Google.com, Google.ng & we also have Google.psoto...I trust the latter, it knows all your secrets![/quote]Its only d tinz dat I want τ̅☺ b inside dan u'll find inside. So u won't find it there too.

banttieman: That one no follow. Study our usernames carefully. I am a man while you are a child. Oya kneel down there, shut your eyes and raise your hands.
Who be your mate? Hehe

See as them D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ fight on top ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ issue. Make una D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ argue D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ go.

[quote author=Gods-child]I see VICUZE...& something tells me you are 2012 BATCH C as well...come on! feel free to fall in...its your house![/quote]He don run away n na u cause ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏. Him don think say na kidnappers full dis house.

[quote author=Sexy:ify]Good nite everybody, am feeling sleepy i wnt 2 go 2 bed now. See u guys 2mor**one love**[/quote]Better person, slp tyte o, don't let d bed bugs bite.

[quote author=Gods-child]No wahala...Google dey![/quote]Even google cannot give u d answer. No deceive urself o.

banttieman: Mom, I will only carry it so that the load won't be on Gods Child alone. I won't pull the trigger. Another promise.

See as u D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ format ur mother. Ur mother never old reach dat side o, she still D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ very fast.

banttieman: Na me go carry shakabula naa. It isn't easy biko

U even want τ̅☺ carry d shakabula? At dis junction I tink its high time I disowned u!!

banttieman: I won't be like Judas. Promise.
We will share my share of the money

Which kin pikin b dis one? U worse pass Judas o.

[quote author=Gods-child]Ha! Yeh!...PSOTO?...PSOOOOTO?...after we ransacked the whole house, so where was the food kept? is it still there?[/quote]See ur mouth! So u still want τ̅☺ eat? U can't knw where I hid it. Na only me knw n I'm nt going τ̅☺ tell u cos of anoda day.

SBabaJ: First Lady? 6.5m? Is It Only ONE Of Her Toes Mr. President Wants Back?

Abeg tell dem o. I've told dem d money is too small. Tanx for saying something jare.

[quote author=Sexy:ify]@psoto dnt mind them they wil nt do any tin 2 u. Please if is 4 the food i promise 2 prepare a very delicious meal 2mor. I love u all.[/quote]Ify don't cook for them joor. They must nt win us o. Jst τ̅☺ fast for one day, their blood D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ hot. N dat false prophet dat calls himself IK too came τ̅☺ steal wat I bought for them. Funny tin is dat I prepared food for them before they all got back o, but I hid it. If only they had behaved themselves, they wld av eaten a well prepared dinner, but d hunger I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ them didn't allow them τ̅☺. Worra pity!!

[quote author=Sexy:ify]Pls u pple shuld nt kidnap my only sister in dis houz unles u dnt wnt 2 see me again in this houz lol...[/quote]Tanx jawe, ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ only sis I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d house. U see wetin all dese stubborn biys D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ do so?

[quote author=Gods-child]Eh! PSOTO still never drop grounds ontop this Fasting of a thing...shey today Aluta never fear you reach??[/quote]I told u dat u had jst started. Continue wit ur Aluta. Ur partners I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ crime av gone τ̅☺ bed abi?

Abbasufi: DEY NO FIT

Tell them o. They won't even find me τ̅☺ kidnap sef. They're jst joking.

Abbasufi: ITS CALLED 'SAHUR' GOODNYT DEAR

K. Thanks.

Abbasufi: C DIS GUY NA MY PSOTO U WAN KIDNAP

Na me o. If u read d previous comments u will see wat all dese ur brothers av been doing τ̅☺ me.