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[quote author=Gods-child]The money nah!!...wey President go pay after we kidnap Firstlady...6.5 MILLION!!!!![/quote]I've told u dat money is too sml. Increase it now before I vex o!

Abbasufi: NOT YET BUT UPS DOWNS

Ok o. Sleep well. There's fasting I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d house o. U b muslim so u fit eat saari(dunno wat u call it I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ hausa) arnd 5am.

Abbasufi: MY PSOTO I HAV BEEN TERRIBLY BUSY DIS DAYS,EVEN NOW AM JUST PEEPIN

Na wa o. U didn't tell us u've started working o cos I dunno wat u've been busy with!

[quote author=Gods-child]Awwwww!...Baby PSOTO...the Amazon of few hours ago...now she sounds like Angelina![/quote]‎​A̶̲̥̅♏ I not!#SeriouslyEyeingYou

Abbasufi: MY DEAR NOBODY IS KIDNAPPIN U O COZ AM HERE

U? Where av u been since morning. Dem for done kidnap me go by now.

All of u shld keep planning on hw τ̅☺ kidnap me o. U hear? 6.5m too small naa. I suggest u double it!

banttieman: I concur. Like how much we fit bill her husband?

Banttieman, u no b better pikin o. So u fit betray ur mother like dis?

[quote author=Gods-child]Oh No!!...Not Again!...which kind girl be this?...Shey beating no dey tire you ni?...Oh My God![/quote]I ‎​ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ tire o. Tire ke?

[quote author=Gods-child]Awwww!...you for talk this one since nah!..see as you con spoil your fine girl ehn...oya, enter kitchen jor![/quote]Dis God's child ‎​ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ b God's child at all. See as he D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ invent wetin I ‎​ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ talk. Na wa o. I'm nt sorry for anything o. N I'm nt entering any kitchen. All of una hear me

[quote author=Gods-child]#PantsHeavily#...CY, e be like say e don do abi?...make we free her?...I don beat her tire see as i dey sweat...Omo that lady dey try oo, her bones never break sha!...i bin dey think say na ajebota before oo...#PantingContinues#[/quote]God's child, y u D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ invent wetin I no talk naa? Me I no fit beg una, u suppose knw dat one by now.

banttieman: If no be say you clear me, I for suggest make Gods child and other angry & famished folks to get broken barbed wire, plug it to get some current, lie you down, rub your bombom with pepper mixed with aboniki in hot water and flog you.

But you don clear me so no yawa.

Abeg suggest ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏ fast fast before them free me. U don't knw how pleasurable dat theory is τ̅☺ me. Banttieman, u must tell them τ̅☺ do it o!

banttieman: Thanks mom, I'm vindicated.
ntoooyin

U're welcome son.

[quote author=Gods-child]Ha!...she don faint!...CY oya cold water!, cold water!!...#splash#...Yes Ooooh!...she don wake!...welcome back....hehehehehe...Now Your Smacking Continues(NYSC)[/quote]Me? Faint? Wen I'm done wit d both of u, na una go faint on top flogging me.

[quote author=Gods-child]give am 24...Ha!...she no go survive am...Okay, 16...if she faint we go wake am!...cold water dey here!....uhn uhn!...1...2...3...[/quote]E be like say e don reach hundred o. Abeg make una continue, d tin D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sweet me o. Get more belts n kpankere, dis one dat u're using has expired joor.

banttieman: We no run the package together oh. PSOTO talk na. I dey the episode? Haba, no cast me nah Gods Pikin

Abeg make una leave banttieman o, he no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ there o.

ik121: my brothers wey dey house abeg mek una no vex, cy09 and fem i know say una dey ready 2 do anything 2 me now if i misyan, the koko be say, i go club las 9t so as i enter house ds mornin around 10, i enter kitchen mek i find wetin man fit chop only for me to behold plenty of dirty plates with fish bones and chicken bone wey full kitchen, i tire... i open pot, food no dey, meanwhile i dey H, i cum dey wonder wetin sexyify and psoto dey do wey mek dirty plates full kitchen i say mek i endure cos i know say Godschild go farm and him must com bac with wetin i fit chop but lo and behold, Godschild was not forthcoming, luckily 4 me psoto com enter house with bag, me i no even know wetin dey inside d bag, weda gala or plantainchips dey am me i no know, i welcome psoto, carri d bag go drop 4 kitchen. i no no weda na rat carri d bag or na psoto chop wetin dey d bag wey she bring me i no knowww o! e neva too tey wey i go iya basira go chop N90 eba. psoto must cook sumtn ds 9t or we go cook her chop. mek i dey wait for sexyify sef, wetin i go do her ehn....

Dis guy get Phd I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ lying o. See as he change story. Kai..

[quote author=Gods-child]Oya oya!...I don hook am...ehn ehn!...yes!...Ha she wan scream sha!

Cy...oya give am knock!...flog am well!...abeg gimme belt na my turn!!![/quote]See dese boys o. For their mind, them D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ flog me. Hehehe...keep wasting ur energy.

CY09: oya do quick o, she dey try bite me...wia u na!

Na u I go use do dinner today. U neva see anytin.

deleo16: no not relly but help my elder bro

Okay. Dats good. Bros I will talk τ̅☺ u later. We're I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d middle of aluta here.

[quote author=Gods-child]#CarriesAnti-PsotoPlacard&Chanting#....WE MUST EAT!....WE MUST EAT!!...WE MUST EAT!!...WE MUST EAT!!...WE MUST EAT!!...WE MUST EAT!!...WE MUST EAT!!...WE MUST EAT!![/quote]U haf jst started. Its like d farm gave u more energy today instead of draining it. CY n co join him o. I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wait una.

[quote author=Gods-child]PSOTO & EYE KAY + our GALA & PLANTAIN CHIPS has finally vanished into thin air!!...No qualms, I'll just manage my roasted corn for now...whether they like it or not, they are coming back here to meet me!...#VexMoodActivated#[/quote]U better chop dat roasted corn wella. Cos as for me, Psoto, I'm nt cooking nada for anybody I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ dis house. Sebi u wan do aluta, do ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏ well well.

CY09: Am sure this is 6pm news u r reading...u better do sumfin before we devour u!

Na wa for all dese hungry boys o. Instead of u τ̅☺ go after d thief na me u wan devour. Come devour me naa, sebi u like bone well well?

CY09: Gods-child, welcome back big boss...Aw today go na?...psoto, psoto, psotoooo, aw many i call u?...go find wetin guyz go chop or....

Na wa o. See me see trouble o. Which kin pikins b dese ones. Make una find ur square root dis nyte o. Or better still, continue wit d fast.

[quote author=Gods-child]Its 6 O'Clock.....PSOTO!!!....EYE KAY!!!.....Aluta wan happen this evening sha. Chei![/quote]Oya naa. Make d aluta start now now...U go knw say na schl wey love Aluta I go.

Everybody, I brought gala n plantain chips frm ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ trip o. Buh na Ik I meet firdt as I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ come. N as u all knw, he was seriously waiting for God's Child τ̅☺ bring food frm d farm. As God's child ‎​ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ do τ̅☺ come back quick, IK offered τ̅☺ help me wit ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ bag. Before I knew wat was happening all d tinz had disappeared. As expected, IK had disappeared also. #IDidntSayAnything o. I only said I can't find both IK and d tinz I bought. #LipsSealed...

[quote author=Gods-child]Nna Mehn!...Dry Fasting?...Can't we postpone it?...Okay, how many days will it last?...Please can farmers be exempted?...Nawao![/quote]Now God's Child, don't allow me τ̅☺ vex o. R farmers pregnant? Didn't u see dat I exempted on pregnant women?lol...hunger don fire ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏...ebinna.lmao...

femoint007: @psoto,u knw get choice dan to follow me oo,am ready to go to sokoto,is beter u accept it or u go to borno,or else i wl tel d prophet in d house to seal and confirm it.hw has been ur day dear?,i hpe u stil dey fast?.

Hehehe...Ara ilu Nairaland e gba mi oooo. There's a kidnapper I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d house wit d name femoint. He wants τ̅☺ take me τ̅☺ d north by force o. Pls come τ̅☺ ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ rescue o. Na by force τ̅☺ do?lol...‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ day has been fine, got back τ̅☺ ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ home zone today. I still D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ fast o. Lol...

banttieman: I must vex oh. That land, na wilderness abegi I no want. East na my Jerusalem. Will you go with me PSOTO

I neva knw ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ bearing for dis posting yet sef. I'm still seriously pondering on it.

deleo16: busy most times

Ok. Budy doing wat? R u working?

femoint007: ,guy u guez right oo hw did u knw dat na sokoto i wnt serve?,na boko hq i wnt do my ppa, i wl be delighted if psoto folow me go sokoto,i leave ify for al of una,lol,@deleo,wats gud wt u sir?,@psoto,i hpe ur day nt boring,@Gods-child,i strongly believe he is cultivatin in d farm nw,abeg try carry some yam cme oo,cos i don enter my creek today,@banttieman,brezzybone,cy09,d only sexy ify,ik121,realy miss u guys,we see later at nite,i gt anoda name for this house.....hmmmmm,later sir/ma

Femoint, u D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ on ur own o. ‎​ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ b me go follow u go dat kin dangerous mission. No worry, I go D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ pray for u, u hear?

[quote author=banttieman][/quote]Hehehe, #LaughingInHindu, Banttieman haf vex o. Pele naa, he didn't mean τ̅☺ hurt u...lmao

deleo16: so where would the prophet himself serve

Read it well, prophet said he'll b posted τ̅☺ Abj. He didn't include ur own o. Besides, where av u been? U've been very scarce on dis thread.