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ik121: PROPHESY 101: ik121, sexyify and psoto will be posted to abuja for dia orientation camp, therafter they ll do dia PPA in ministry of finance, works and education respectively n abuja. femoint007 will serve in sokoto abi sakwoto(not a BH state) and will fall n luv with his landlords daughter. lol, na dis him landlord daughter wey no fit speak english go make am BIGBOY, lmao! banttieman will serve in kano(a BH state) but with Gods protection, BH boys go see am, but na dem go tear race, dem go drop dia dagger and bomb wen dem c am becos Gods protection dey with am(ANOTHER BIGBOY), Gods-child will serve in imo state, infact, him go do him PPA for O-town, my beloved owerri city, i c Gods-child becumn a veri bigboi, Abassufi go serv 4 bayelsa,(GOVT HOUSE PRECISELY) breeziebone ll be posted to yobe but him go redeploy to abuja to join me, psoto and sexyify...

Prophet ik na wa for u o. U sure say dis prophecy no come out of hunger as u D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ precipitate God's child return? Small small o...

[quote author=Gods-child]...So my brethren, I'll be hitting the farm road soon...but before I sign out, what's for breakfast?...@PSOTO & ANTY IFY, our only sweethearts in the house...abeg wetin una dey cook ooo?...me no fit carry empty stomach enter farm nah...[/quote]Haven't u heard? Dat fasting n prayer has started for d success of our mobilisation n service. We're fasting frm 6am-6pm. Muslims, u can take saari if u desire arnd 5am, Christians, no saari.
NB: its dry fasting o. No water.
Only pregnant women r exempted n I don't think we av any on dis thread yet. Abi anti Ify, ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏ I wrong?

banttieman: first lady abeg no vex oh. Your punch like shot put, make i no shutdown abeg. Thanks your Excellency.

So far u keep d credit, I no go vex. Cos u shutdown wit ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ punch hen, before u go re-boot e go take time o.

banttieman: i guess that is all for today. Sweet dreams my lovely family. *** one love ***

U too u're going. Hmmmm. Okay o. *weather for two*. Slp tyte...

Abbasufi: MY PPL HAV A LOVELY NYT, ND PSOTO HAV A SPECIAL NYT

K tanx. U too.

banttieman: well since we never found a winner, how about 4 of us in the room excluding the guests get 50 naira each on our phones. Better don't say no. Let me see your MTN numbers now. No Bleep up oh

U want make I use bunch send u τ̅☺ bed abi? U berra keep dat credit n start using it τ̅☺ call. If nt I go give u punch tOYATO!!!

Hmmmmmm. Batch C Prospective Corp members. I noticed dat most of u r going τ̅☺ bed early tonite n I also noticed dis is a weather for two. I didn't say anything o, jst noticing.

CY09: Z ok, I gtg now!

K. Slp tyte.

banttieman: lol, it's your turn to try. You could be our golden winner. Oya try. I dey wait.

I've tried naa. I said 86.

CY09: Alright house mates, gtg 2 bed...catch u guyz 2mao...dnt y psoto z kipin mute, I luv u all. Chau!

CY, I wasn't keeping mute. Jst had τ̅☺ read thru before commenting.

Abbasufi: PSTO IS PROBABLY READIN THRU

True. I was.

Lemme try, 86.

‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ pple, hw una D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥? Banttieman, e be like say u go send dat card back τ̅☺ customer care office o. D credit b wan gree transfer as u no see winner since.
Abbasufi, tanx for d offer but as u no come guess right now, nothing for me.

Banttieman, d answer is 7

CY09: Psoto I dnt console pple weneva dey r goin 2ru challenges cos it makes dem feel down, instead I challenge dem 2 get craking n find solution 2 dia probs...I tell u most solemnly, people pass 2ru hell every second on dis planet called earth n only d courageous kip going!...only u can solve ur probs no being can do that 4 u...I dnt knw what u r going 2ru n I dnt kia 2 knw! Yes u heard me! Do u knw y I like d word *PROBLEM*? Z cos without it d word *SOLUTION wud not be! Everything on earth has a solution...even death! So I tell u confidently, dia z a solution 2 whatever prob u r going 2ru...My dear get cracking as u read dis n I tell u, u will cum back with gud stories...As u go about trying 2 get out of ur difficult moment, I ask u 2 also commit it 2 God, but knw it dat u av 2 make a move 1st b4 God will come in cos all we do is ** 99% perspiration n 1% Inspiration** I wil do my best 2 put u in prayer n I believe d house members will do same...#If u r going 2ru hell dnt stop, kip going until u r out of hell# jst ma 2cent, 1 luv.

Tanx a bunch. I really don't like pple consoling me either, dats y I begged everyone τ̅☺ continue τ̅☺ make d house lively so dat I won't feel it. Tanx for d words of encouragement. I appreciate....

[quote author=Gods-child]No matter what PSOTO is going through, we just want her to know that there are some people in here who care so much about her...Surely all will be well soon & even sooner than expected...It is well![/quote]Tanx a bunch God's child. I knw u guys will always b there. I love u all...

Hi pple. It wasn't ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ fault dat I jst peeped I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ystd. Psoto is going thru some challenges now bt pls continue τ̅☺ pray for her. However, I'll still make time out τ̅☺ visit d house. I'll appreciate it if dis house can continue τ̅☺ bubble so as τ̅☺ lift ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ spirit. I knw all will b well soon. Love u all. Hope u all went τ̅☺ church. Ik121, once again welcome, I'm sorry I wasn't available in tyme τ̅☺ welcome u.

ik121: psoto, banttieman, Gods-child, una no wan gimme a rousing welcum abi?

‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ brother, no vex. U're highly welcome. Guess ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ other pple wld av welcomed u by now sef. Another plus τ̅☺ d boy's hostel.

banttieman: Mum, do not worry. Mine will be a bunch of keys to a brand new duplex. Still FASTEST FINGERS FIRST. the keys will be hidden in Okija Forest. Whoever gets there first owns the house. Laughs in chinese again and falls of my chair. Hehe

Banttieman, u wan kill us before Nov? Ur plan no go work..lol.. We will all till Nov n beyond IJN.

[quote author=Gods-child]Okay Guys!...Maybe we should try this game, its called FASTEST FINGER!...It goes like this:
Every Sunday night between the hours of 7pm & 8pm, I'll post an MTN RECHARGE NUMBER here, the first person to load the card wins!...And please oo, I can only afford N200 card(I no be Farouk Lawani son nah), I know everyone here is more than that but lets see it as a game please...No strings attached & its nothing personal, I just feel like trying something that'll continue to hold this Family together & to show how much this house means to me...By GOD's grace its going to be every Sunday till we receive call-up letter(hey! anytime I'm broke I'll voice out & someone else can stand in for me)...
Once again, its just a game so please don't be ridiculed by the small amount please!! & I chose MTN cos I think most of us use it, but if majority prefers another network, I'll switch.
So, if you're reading this & you feel like being part of the game, tune in to this station "20.12Mhz, BATCH C FAMILY FM" on Sunday night!
...#thinking#..I'm hoping a member of this house wins the game cos it won't be funny if a guest stumbles on it & snatches away our prize.
...............*One Love*.................[/quote]Ope o. I'm so going τ̅☺ win(let's hope). Snr God's Child, is dis a way of appeasing us for d nite out u n d oda guys went for on weds night?lol. Its a good idea sha. Kudos τ̅☺ u. Banttieman, make ur own prize a car naa...lol.#ILaughInChinese#

[quote author=Gods-child]...#yawns#...My people, I think I'll have to call it a day...sleep don dey wire me sha...I'm still wondering why CY & PSOTO didn't show up today...anyways! BANTTIEMAN, ABBASUFI, SBABAJ, ANTY IFY...see you guyz tomorrowwwwww.....#yawning#.....*One Love*[/quote]Omo Olorun(God's Child), I showed up ystd o, buh jst a lil sha. D battery of ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ fone is I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d worst state it can ever be, so I had serious issues wit it ystd. Let's see hw it goes today sha.

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CY09: So this was ur plan abi?(after luring me 2 u, n u dealing with me 4rm all angles as u ealier promised)...I had wanted 2 keep our romance secret but since u brought us 2 d public, u leave me no choice...Well I was on my on o when psoto visited d hostel @ 9t as usual (remember she said earlier that she luvs doing 9t jobs)...d other guyz had sneaked out as usual, n I was fast asleep when all of a sudden someone tapped me, waking I saw psoto, asked what she wanted n she said she wanted to deal with me as earlier promised b4 I could say Jack we started dealing with ourselves 4rm all angles...d rest na history!

CY!!!!! For early morning?? I trust ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ brothers n sister will nt bliv u. They trust me. Don't lemme start wit ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ own story o.

CY09: U r most welcome bro

Now we knw dose that do "night". Detective CY, wat were u still doing awake at d time of dis post? #IDidntSayAnythingooo#

Fiver: I want to register for batch C last week of October is that possible? that is a week before camp opens

I don't understand ur question. Register I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ wat sense?

Ridwan123: Am new here, and i have read every comment on this thread frm the beginnig..jist want to be an active member on this thread..luv u guyz

Welcome boss! Since u've read every comment, I guess u're already familiar wit happenings here. Jst feel at home. Everyone on this thread is nice so we'll all welcome u as an active member. Once again, on behalf of all ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ family members here(99.9% male), I welcome u τ̅☺ this lovely, interesting, scintilating, tantalizing thread. We love U.

CY09: Na praises o...gud gal kinda tin.

Thank U̶̲̥̅̊ o.

Abbasufi, u want pple τ̅☺ start thinking of Nov now abi. All of u, don't worry, God will spare ours lives till then n even beyond.
God's child, send ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ tomato n pepper o. Did u do an agric-related course?

CY09: Pso nwa, pokopoko nwan abeg no vex if I do u strong tin o, I quit o!

Ok. Good of u. Nau u're talking. Abeg wetin b d meaning of all these Igbo tinz o?

CY09: Psoto...wetin I do u na, shey na bad tin 2 tok 2ru again ni?
Ehen b4 I 4get dos wey dey speak hausa e b like say una don prepare una mind 4 wia una go serve abi?

U do me strong tin o. N I want τ̅☺ deal wit u.

Abbasufi: LEAVE HIM FOR NOW UPON ALL D JOURNEY U C NOTIN TO BUY FOR US SORRY ME

Wen I'm going back home, I'll buy something for u(all).

Abbasufi: ME IS GOOD,ANY GOODIES FOR ME

No goodies for u o. At least for now. I'm still busy dealing wit CY.