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Dahrach: Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies,
(thinking, Isn't that obvious?"
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. "I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you, " says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

GC, I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wait you.

Dahrach: Good evening house..hope u all had a great day..can see u guyz enjoyed my joke yerstday..are u ready 4 anoda one 2nite...

fadinus: Was jst asking ni o

dlex21: today's phobia:

Chiraptophobia- Fear of being touched.
Chronophobia- Fear of time.
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Ergophobia- Fear of work.
Ereuthrophobia- Fear of blushing.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.

SBabaJ: Oh My! Weren't You Too Lucky?

SBabaJ: Talk Of Exodus 20!

fadinus: Lol,

SBabaJ: Oh Yes I Have. We Are Good Friends Now.

fadinus: Av seen her bro, tankx

fadinus: Who's seen psoto?

SBabaJ: You Were Very Lucky Oh! And That Was A Nice Strategem There.

SBabaJ: My Dad Is Otherworldly. I Am The First Son, And I Had A Lot To Live Up To. I Wanted To Study English/Creative Writing Or Law But He Would Have None Of That.

SBabaJ: Argh! My Dad Killed That Dream When He "Sent" Me To The Science Class Many Years Ago. I Have Since Forgiven Him...

SBabaJ: Barrister God's Child....Can I Be Your Page? Like In That Shakespeare Story, Only That This Time We Shall Be Real Males Not Like The Women In The Tale. Let's Give Psoto Et Al A Run For Their Money!

OMG!!! What's this naa? Thought you would be more gentle after the Bible School experience. GC, would you concede τ̅☺ this?

SBabaJ: You Are Important. Please Don't Blush, I DONT'T WANT TO BE IN HIS BAD BOOK. I'StoppedSpacingMyTextsIn2008.It'sLikeA'Trademark....lol.

at the capitalised.

SBabaJ: Attending Bible School Is The Best Thing That Has Happened To Me In Recent Memory...

SBabaJ: I Am Flattered!

SBabaJ: Awww....You know the whole thing about standing out and all? I'DontEvenSpaceMyTexts.ThisIsExactlyHowI'SendTexts.I'GuessSinceDearPsotoLikesIt....I'AmGoingBackToIt!

Yipee...Now I feel important...#Blushing# Buh please, space your texts

SBabaJ: 1. A tribute to one of the smartest guys in my class who died last year.
2. A poem in memory of a Prof who died last week (using rhymes) "leave a mark"
3. A treatise on success
4. A compilation of themes on making the best of university education titled "The Essentials"
5. A 40-question humour-laden continuous assessment test on our class.

CY09:
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I pity the guy, he should just let them be...besides there is nothing wrong with the garri slang.

SBabaJ: Upon sober reflection, I decided to be less annoying, and so I decided to let go of the trivials first.

CY09: whosoever or whatever they are, i love them cos they reduce my BP!

And the advocacy for the group is becoming more fierce by the hour. Seun is in for it!

Brezzybone: Abeg, abeg, abeg, today na wednesday o I no dey like vex. Make nysc no make me vex o

And now it gets muscular!

SBabaJ: Tedious it was. But it's over now, friday to be precise. Took up year book profiling immediately with a crazy deadline which was also completed today, I had given my word way back in school. Submitted five articles which I am hopeful will make the cut. I try my best to read through...but the opportunity cost for that is I don't get to comment as such.

SBabaJ: So who noticed the manner I type has changed? Talk of change being the only constant thing!

Drsheddy: @neyyo101 I Reject That News In Jesus Name.

I see the battle against NYSC going spiritual

peetash: Ok. Is designers allowed? Like DG trainers, nike round neck shirt and d like. I need to know this cos someone said a guy was once evicted cos of this.

neyyo101: there is a rumor going round that the batch C things has been scrapthat there is nothing like batch C?any news on that pls??/

Wait till you hear it in the news before disturbing your little pweety head!