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dlex21: There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.

However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan.

The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble...he let the brother leave.

Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT MY CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go.

Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Guinness. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir...I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so...." Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT 1 NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"

AV A NYC DAY PEEPS!!!

Naija nor D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ carry last rara!

Drsheddy: Yellooooo

dlex21: today's phobias:

Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers.
Menophobia- Fear of menstruation...suspecting some gals av this
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams.
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.

SBabaJ: Morning house...
GC, waiting for the Bush meat oh!

Dahrach: Oooo, so u didnt see it..thank God cos am not ready to carry anoda man's burden oo...i guess am free..

Dahrach: hehehehe, lets hope psoto accepts...cos i think she is reserving my comment..until she finds d write words 4 me..

psoto, u knw i love u..u are my sister...PDP 4life..

Lady D, you know I loff you too and that's why I want you τ̅☺ thread softly

Dahrach: Good Morning house...

Good morning dear. I'll just pretend I didn't see your next post after that!

ik121: I cn swear, all most ALL of u v visited nysc website ds mnin. Lol

princessmia:

fadinus: Ki lon wa sey lol

fadinus: Ki lo n wa kaa kiri gaan

ik121: Thanx alot Bro. Fortun8ly i jus got an sms frm d studio engr i met. D training ll last 3mnths. I tink i'll settle wit learnin hw 2 produce beats.

fadinus: Lol! No problem bros, i go arrange am now

ik121: Gudmornin folks. I say once again, u guyz r so close. Plz can u guyz advice me on wat 2 get busy wit til march nxt year. Of late v bn writing poetry bt m getn fed up widdit. I'v also bn writin my own lyrics bt d sound funny 2 me. Plz nobody shud suggest i go luk 4 an average job, neither teaching cos am nt up 4 d money or peanuts. I alrdy v an oracle certificate so i nid no computer lessons. How bout learnin 2 produce beats? Take a vacation outside 9ja? Plz i nid suggestions bt No teaching tinz.

zubbainno123: [b]Nah, i don't think its gonna be more than two mnths from now, am positive that camp will be declared open latest first week of November.

...............hope u r doing same too on the fitness issue? [/b]

CY09: can see there was 3rd world war here yesterday!...#lips seald#...avoiding transfer of aggression!

hydeekam: Then make I use email send my C V if number is incorrect, I really mean it die at least small change go dey hand before november. Thanks ur sincerely signature Name

princessmia: goodnyt every1 n newcomer!


[size=16pt] NOTE 4 C/BLAZE: [/size]
U are under arrest for the attempted over-take of the 1st Lady's seat.
You are adviced to apologize or stay silent.
Whatever you say MUST be used against you in the court of NL.
You have the right to a lawyer.
If u don't have 1, one would be appointed to you at 1st Lady's approval.

princessmia: 1st Lady if he is Harry, I must be Voldermort!

Harrypoter: May d Almighty help us all as we all get posted 2our various places of service...........

HARRYPOTTER? Toh! Welcome τ̅☺ our world o. We'll like τ̅☺ know you better.

fadinus: Make i seal my lips then

fadinus: Lol! E neva dirty reach dat level na.