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SporaD8:
Sarcasm bro!
Since the competition is getting really fierce lately, give them a level playing ground!
They're not invalid.

Your brain is active bro.

I didn't see the charge for hacking Phone line is NSA

Mariangeles:
So, how did him paying for her transport fare lead to her losing her money?

Did he rob her without her knowing, or did him paying for her Tfare cause her money to disappear, or what?
At what point did her money go missing?

Or was she jazzed?

Yes he robbed her.
Paying for her is another easy way for him to escape cos the last would've noticed instantly is she was to pay for herself and notice that her money was missing and there may be drama there and the girl may accuse him. He dodged that by paying from what he stole from the lady.

I had to cancel a date with one lady so.
I asked her to pay for my haircut and outfit, and to send a ride to my place to take me to the location, but she declined.
Biggest red flag I have ever seen. I dodged a bullet. 🚩

Broke girls.

I was in a shopping mall when this lady walks in.
She made eye contact and I pretended not to notice until our eyes locked.
She walked to me and complimented my look, the fragrance of my perfume and all that.

Finally, she asked for my mobile number so that we can talk later.
I was angry and was like wtf, you have the audacity to ask for my number and you couldn't offer to pay for my shopping.
I embarrassed her and walked away.

Some women can be so irresponsible. How can you want my number without showing that you're really intentional to at least pay for my shopping, the barest thing intentional woman can do for her man.
I refuse to settle for less.
I h@te broke girls.

This is so annoying.

Electoral Reform laws says that certificate/academic result forgery is now a crime in our election.

Instead of forging for university admission, just forge to get elected in any electable political position. That one is easier. Then make money from there as a politician. You can successfully buy university degree. 🤣🤣🤣

Thundafireseun:
who is the “us” ??

Give me a detailed explanation of “us” and I’ll gladly tell you what you want to know

Please make sure you are adequately using your "PPE" while on "duty". E get why.
Continue

Thundafireseun:
You are free to say whatever you like

..... but am I right?
Don't be scared or ashamed. Just tell us.

Thundafireseun:
[color=#000099]2024 February I was in a club in rayflied Jos …

What I paid the cleanest girls was between 2k and 4K for short time and 8k to 10k for daybreak….

It felt like I was in heaven with 72 virgins

Compared to what we pay in Asaba 20k for short time …. 50k for daybreak….[/color

Seems you're into prostitution tourism.

ebuk4real:
These APC people are just like cult criminals. After making the lady recant her resolve to follow through her claims with a promise of paying her her due money and she deleted everything in good faith, you're now claiming another thing.

Well, Goodluck to you both. I hope she has a back up if not, hmmmm

They must have denied her of any recording device during that discussion.
She may have trusted her lawyer, but they also bought her lawyer over.
They know she has no evidence of that reconciliation meeting.
Probably, the business the woman did with Umahi was on trust and was also not documented.
Never you trust any politician.

hope4nigeria:
That woman will go to jail, she's a criminal, she initially claimed her money was #25m, trying to settle the matter out of court, they gave her $70,000. Which is over #100m, this woman is still bent on destroying umahi reputation without a prove, she even joined blackmailing the Lawyer that helped her. She's a very greedy woman

Why did Umahi agree to pay almost times 4 of the money he was accused of owing.
Is he such a philanthropist?
I feel that the woman may not totally be lying, but she may not have concrete evidence to provide in the court.
Not that the thing did not happen but the transaction may not have been officially documented cos of some kind of familiarity.
It's just like asking a woman to provide an evidence that a man touched her indecently in a lonely room.

Hahahaha
🦃🦃🦃🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Osimiri Everton eriela Chelsea na abalị a.

Chelsea drowned in River Everton tonight.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Women are more heartless than men.
Very wicked souls and they'll be claiming weaker vessels.

A man may get a lady pregnant and run away, but if actually the baby happened to be born, a man will never agree to kill the child.
You see women, they are dangerous. A woman will born and look into the face of the innocent babe and strangle the baby.

This is one of the reasons some ppl will say that most of the pains women show during pregnancy are fake.

Don't be surprised that throughout the period of this pregnancy, that phoolish lady never exhibited any form of pains. Ppl around her never knew she was pregnant.
She may have also locked herself up in the room and delivery herself of the baby all by herself. Cut the umbilical cord by herself. Clean the blood and still strangled the baby, forced her down the toilet.

She will still be among those shouting and be anyone shocked when they discovered the baby in the pipe.

Women, oh! women 😭😭😭😭

Why are those men holding her that way.
A man that escaped by himself from kidnappers den and they are holding and guilding him as if they are the ones that rescued him.

Thank God for successful escape.

Jakumo:
Thank you for this response, sir. I can confirm that I am old enough to understand that when a Nigerian person declares that someone they dislike ought to be punished by God, their ancestors, or by spiritual entities, such a declaration is a clever code that means the person issuing the threat would love to see the object of their hatred killed or severely injured by others or by themselves.

Since your kind response contains no explicit denial that your villagers harbor muerderous intentions towards anyone accused of being a lesbian, can I assume that my earlier speculatiuon was correct, and that such accused peopple do wind up dead in your village?

Can you just stop talking cos the more you try to prove that you're wise, you end up exhibiting another level of phoolishness that was even hidden in your previous responses.
See how senselessly you're dragging a simple statement that has clear explanation. Due to your paucity of wisdom, you're finding it hard to understand.
Bounce.

Northsouth:
and no be lie o, if e cold well well and doing some work in the sun, 10 litters is small for some people o

10ltrs in a day?
You don't know what you're talking about.
Do you think it's easy to finish 10ltrs of water in a day?

RuMiRgO1stSon:
Well, in my case I take 8 litres a day

3litres is recommended. That even include water from food and fruits we take.

You'll get water intoxication.
Taking more that 3ltrs per day will affect your kidney adversely.

Jakumo:
So are you saying in a round about way that lesbians are routinely murdered in your village?

You have a very poor ability to comprehend a very simple thing. How do you manage to pass exams and hold discussions?

How old are you please?

The colour of that axe will tell you the cult group he belonged to.

If you want to practice that, move to a place or country that accepts it. You can move to the city too.

In Igbo land, we have what we called arụ (taboo).
Once a member of that community commits any of those taboo, the gods of the land will become angry and some strange things will start happening in that community until the land is purified and sanctified again.

You see that what you think is your personal life had effect on the overall community that you are.
Do not desecrate the land thinking that it is your personal life.

Please, why are they singing over there the same National Anthem that we abandoned here?

Our National Anthem at home is different from that of international level.

Can you imagine

Now the LORD had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will shew thee:

And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:

And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed.

Pray for the peace of Jerusalem: they shall prosper that love thee.

Let them all be confounded and turned back that hate Zion.

But thus saith the LORD, Even the captives of the mighty shall be taken away, and the prey of the terrible shall be delivered: for I will contend with him that contendeth with thee, and I will save thy children.

And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine: and all flesh shall know that I the LORD am thy Saviour and thy Redeemer, the mighty One of Jacob.

Yea, and what have ye to do with me, O Tyre, and Zidon, and all the coasts of Palestine?

Will ye render me a recompence? and if ye recompense me, swiftly and speedily will I return your recompence upon your own head;

Behold, I will make Jerusalem a cup of trembling unto all the people round about, when they shall be in the siege both against Judah and against Jerusalem.

And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.

And it shall come to pass in that day, that I will seek to destroy all the nations that come against Jerusalem.
And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.

And it shall come to pass in that day, that I will seek to destroy all the nations that come against Jerusalem.

And I will pour upon the house of David, and upon the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look upon me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for him, as one mourneth for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn.

For even hereunto were ye called: because Christ also suffered for us, leaving us an example, that ye should follow his steps:

Who did no sin, neither was guile found in his mouth:

Who, when he was reviled, reviled not again; when he suffered, he threatened not; but committed himself to him that judgeth righteously:

Who his own self bare our sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto righteousness:
by whose stripes... ye were healed.

Victory662:
I recently bought a Toyota Corolla 2005 model, Nigerian used. Since then I've had this constant problem of hard starting. It's not very bad though, it picks after second or third kick, although in some cases it could be worse prompting my battery to run down.

I have explained the issue to about 4 mechanics, each of them telling me what they suspected could be the cause, I paid them and at the end of the day, nothing changed. I've spent over 300k on this very issue.

The only option I'm considering now is that of the latest mechanic that told me it could be fuel pump system pressure or electrical fault or both. I'm just afraid of spending money again because I'm already afraid it may not work.
So NL family, have your car ever had this "spiritual hard starting" problem? And how did u get out of it?

Check these 6 things:
1. Weak fuel pump
2. Dirty MAF sensor (Air Flow Meter sensor)
3. Old/Bad spark plugs
4. Bad Coil
5. Faulty Crankshaft Position Sensor
6. Faulty Starter Relay

Elusive001:
Hmmmmm

Which Netanyahu are you talking about?
The one you guys killed last week or another one?

You guys killed him during the 12-day war. Latter, you killed him again last two weeks. You killed him again last week. Now you plan killing him again?

Self-whining is allowed here.
Anything that keeps you guys high is allowed here.


Why nairaland allows fake news is very amazing.

Hahahahahahaha.....just like Nigerian Military has been killing Shakua over and over again
They killed Netanyahu with 6 fingers.
Hahahahahahaha.
Iran must go down.

IbrahimSola:
Large ticket borrowers that can affect the company's capital. Not your regular 200k

Onye eriri eri.

Okay.
Una go hear am.


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