premierlead:
No keywords, no explanation.

Coming to front page of this thing where useful writeups abound is an amazement

So you did not see the example given there
These Political Science and Mass Comm students sef.

He may be one of those "repented Boko Boys" in the military.

You will not see those content creators making this go viral.
If the Priest had collected the 5k, by now you would have seen the post all over every social media platform.
They would've crucified and roasted that priest taya

No wonder they are called goat. Brainless animal.
See how all is them are running away from him. None of them knows that he's in danger and needed help.

Ordinary fowl will know how to rescue fellow fowl is stay around till help comes.

madridguy:


Give us clear photos and videos and not this one that look like people rushing motor.

He's using Nokia torch

etrouble:
When hand touch am, he will carry oil, kolanut, goat and other sacrifice materials to worship Tinubu the god of Politics.

USA wey he dey think say go save am, US don throw an under moving train

What nonsense are you talking about.
You mean David's revelations are bad to Nigeria as a nation?

These ppl cannot do without human rituals.
Even after burying that little girl, they will wait for few weeks and they will go back to mine the skull and other remaining skeletons of the girl.
Devilish ppl.
See the kind of beasts we are sharing country with.
Tufiakwa.

wizod:

After reading your comment for someone that needs help, I saw that you need help more than him

I think your own problem has no solution.
Why didn't you use the time you used to respond to me to proffer solution to him. Anu mpam.

EagleMenage:
Hello Nairaland,


I have a serious confession to make and this has been killing me emotionally and I can’t keep it anymore.

It all started at age 14, I happen to be the only male child and seeing myself among my sisters I started developing a kind of strange affection for them which is really strange and evil.
My sisters are really beautiful indeed to be honest.

I share room with my elder sister, and there was this night I woke up and realized she was on a phone call with her boyfriend and at the same time using her fingers to play with her vagina, but when I saw her she tried to get my attention to have sex with her but I refused.


Honestly the next day I didn’t inform any of my parents about this and I kept it confidential.

I thought that’s all, but afterwards, whenever am alone then I feel like having sex, I’ll become Hot to the extent that, I easily get moody after some few minutes without satisfying myself.

It went on and on until one day I couldn’t hold it anymore and I had to take my elder sister panties and wrapped it round my penis, and this is where it all started, unfortunately I had this idea from no where that I can use that as a means of satisfying myself without any girl.

From the beginning it feels good to me and honestly I was enjoying it, gradually I improved on it.


This is the journey to my addiction…..I started Masturbating with ladies pants everyday at any little opportunity I get.

I can masturbate more than 5 times in a day.

Am an introvert so this really hunt me more and more. It got to a time I feel within myself that it’s evil but I couldn’t talk to anybody about it because I was afraid even my parent couldn’t like me again so I kept it on the low.

I did everything possible to stop this addiction but all failed.

Sometimes I feel a strong energy around me, mostly when am alone and that’s the exact time I’ll start thinking about woman, and this caused me to love porn.


Honestly this hunts me amicably so I decided to have a girlfriend at age 18yrs thinking that will rather help me stop masturbating but it became worst, I even ended up being a womanizer, chasing girls everywhere.

Truth be told, my worst enemy now is Masturbation, I am 28yrs now with a woman and two handsome boys but ridiculously, I still masturbate, it’s eating me up and am getting depressed over this addiction.

Masturbation is reducing me, both physical and spiritually, I feel drained.

Everything is shutting down on me, and I have no one to talk to about this, am really scared my wife will get to know about this and right now things are getting out of hand.

Am facing a lot of trauma, my business isn’t moving anymore and I can’t stop Masturbating.

I can be having sex with my wife and still be masturbating.

This have caused me to have no limit over my sexual life, and whenever am having sex, I feel an extra energy within me that makes me sex for so long without getting tired.


It’s killing me slowly within, right now I’ve developed a waist problem and I don’t know the next damage this will cause me again.


Please everyone here, am pleading you all to help me with a solution, I need help to overcome this, I’ve confessed this to several pastors but couldn’t get any solution……

Please nairalanders, help me.

Seems you come from a family of evil people.

*You started developing sexual feelings for your blood sisters.
*You caught your sister on a phone intimacy chat
*You caught her masturbating while on call.
*She asked you to come have sex with her.
*You started having sex with your sister's underwears and that of other girls. This means you go about stealing girl's undies.
*You graduated into full blown masturbation and womanizing.
*You also delved into homosexuality.
Your case is strong.

Guy, are you sure you dad is not even having sex with his daughters?

nairalanda1:


Oga,go and sell fuel at 100 per liter. See if you make a profit

People like you stopped us from removing subsidy in 2011. When we could have made a clean break and attracted more refineries than just dangote

Sometimes, I feel so sorry for people like you. Your type is so sympathetic to the government that u can buy any shit they packaged for you guys just to make u believe they are truly working hard for the masses.

With all your assumed intelligence, you believe that this government has done its best for the citizen.
Pathetic soul.

Afonja44:
What of the bed Dino Melaye bleeped Remi Tinubu on?

They want to put it up for auction market.
Many white guys have indicated interest to buy it.

Dino is a Hero.
I heard that the woman was screaming and squirting throughout the show.
Dino my man.

Coolsat:
Against the wall


Then

On the chair or couch


Then....

nairalanda1:


Okay, let him reduce fuel price to N65 and pay subsidy of 920 per liter....till all our budget goes on subsidy, and we are using loans for everything else...till IMF decides that they should stop pampering us, and removes the loan cover...

Then the real shege starts.

So you are among those believing these stories from the government just to show us that they are really in a tight corners when it comes to making life easier for the masses?

mmadu4:
This Camry is approaching 3 million naira now. what's so special about it

before it was around 650k or 700k

The engine is used in speed boat.

The imb3c!le doesn't even know the meaning of impeachment. Miscreant APC illiterate like him.

vanbonattel:
Abi the North don dey threathen kurubu again?

These kinds of things only happen when someone threatens him

K!ll those terrorists and feed their carcass to dogs.
How dare you attempt to establish another country outside our dear country.
You go nowhere. You'll remain in this country and complete your slavery.

See Mgbeke feeling funky. You want to imitate the Almighty IPOB. You no reach.

Supremos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eORvnlgLa5U?si=NW0jAWhXVGj2lP-t



Sierra Leone's Anti-Corruption Commission (ACC) Displays 8.6 Billion Leones Recovered in Corruption Probe Involving Ministry of Finance and SLRA Staff

24 January, 2024

Seems they are running their own private bank in the house.

9jatriot:
If true, then this should be a subject to be investigated further.
Did the bandits do it deliberately or was the leaf supposed to just serve as food during the period in captivity?

The fear, anxiety, stressed and lack of enough water made him not urinate as he used to.
His prostate is not healed by any banana leaves. When he returns to his normal life, it may surface again.

Nemesis0147:
a pharmacist can sell any kind of drugs in this country,,including tramadol..abortion pills….codine and it likes.
….I’m not talking about cocain and it likes.

I think the person you quoted was right. You are not permitted to sell drugs as a Pharmacologist unless the one with a Pharm. D degree.

Pharmacologist is not a Pharmacist.

beekind:
Like I said, can a couple plan a wedding within a budget of 1 million naira ?
This will include, bride prices, clothes, feeding of guests e.t.c.

Go and pay for your wife's bride price with the traditional rites.
After that take about 5 persons to do you Court marriage if necessary.
You will not spend up to 50k.

Stop all these wastage. Use the money for more important thing.
White wedding is no longer en vogue.

iLoveYouToo:
Tesla of Innoson brand 🤦‍♂️


More like it’s a Tesla but we paid to brand it Innoson. Chaii

Bitter tribalist.
Even our polished rice here, we call it Nigerian foreign rice. It doesn't mean that it's a foreign rice branded Nigeria.
Stop the hate and stvpid!ty and appreciate good thing

lailo:
I learnt he initially wanted to donate 2 million but Atiku's #100meters made him increase the donation

Have you ever gotten up to ₦500,000 of your own before?
Have you ever received up to ₦500,000 alert at once into your bank account before?

Lanrelagboi:
Sometimes when j get really tired, sweaty and sticky afterall the drama in Lagos, I just can't help but run water on my body before getting into bed because I feel unconfortable but there are days I feel it is needless as I might not have left home at all and not gotten sweat on my body. My home is air-conditioned and I just feel clean all day.

Is there really a need to still bathe even if you don't get into physical activities that make you sweaty? I am asking men because I know for women, it is a different kettle of fish

My house is also air-conditioned, even if I'm indoors all days, I must take bath at least twice a day. The night one is a must.

haybhi1:
What a funny irony. Looking so planned


But come to think of it,UK is becoming world capital of petty thieves o

Their former queen, Queen Mary was a kleptomaniac.

NwaAmaikpe:





We must learn to give the police credit for being able to intercept crypto wallets, apprehend protesters and harrass government critiques and also understand why it is not easy to catch these bandits who display on Tiktok.

Most of these bandits studied Internet Security at Massachusetts Institute of Technology and have interned in global IT firms like Microsoft and Kapersky.
They have mastered how to encrypt their data, mask Internet Protocol and redirect geolocations that not even Putin's Kremlin can break into.

You people just sit behind your cracked-screen 2G Tecno Pop phones and think EFCC apprehending Yahaya Bello requires the same tact and coordination as catching 45 yahoo boys.

You also don't understand that it is a far harder process with excessive bureaucratic caseworking to extradite Abba Kyari to the US than it is for teenagers guilty of sextortion.

Insecurity has drastically reduced nationwide after our security forces arrested those #EndBadGovernance protesters, but no one has shown a single appreciation to them.

But we are quick to throw tantrums because Joe Ajaero was arrested.
It is very obvious that we do not love our country.

Will you keep quiet there.
Do you think everyone is daft.
So what you gave there is a reasonable excuse on behalf of the police?

Natbrowny:
Y'all need to understand emotional intelligence and boundaries

Love for mother is different from love for wife

Ur mother was married into the home by ur father, same way u married a lady as a wife into ur home

Mostly - wife and mother will not give a man any issues if there is respect for boundaries.

U cannot love one more than the other. They are seperate and the feelings n emotions dey breed are different. If u don't love ur wife enuff, ur kids will feel it. U cannot unlove ur mother too

Immediately I got to this comment, I stopped reading.
This is the summary of every reasonable response to that question.

I don't wish to add or remove anything from this response. My intended comment is embedded in that. 🙋👌👍

AfonjaMozlems:
What's the best way to put my preeq in his daughter's mouth

Do you have preek?

It will not be well with that person that failed her or defrauded her.
She helped you and you refused to return the money.
Wicked souls everywhere

nairalanda1:


For toyota, all toyota cars made since 1998 can use E10 fuel except..see below



SAUCE

Egg sauce on top of white yam.

illicit:
How does he intend to tackle insecurity...

So the question is no longer how he intend to remove girl subsidy. Is now how he intend to tackle insecurity.
Is an answer is given to that, the next question will be how and where he intend to procure arms.
May you'll also ask the day he will send military to go against the bandits and how many of them will go.

You guys should continue. I thank God that all of us are feeling the pain. If you like keep lying to yourself just to play tribal politics.

EvilMerodack:


So na 3years matter dem drag come front

Our News Outlets should be bigger than this na

This shows that it has been long that tribe has bn threatening other tribes and dishing out hate speeches against other tribes and other tribes will just over look it, but they can't take a quarter of what they're giving to others. See how they flooded the social media demanding they Amaka should be killed.