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I'm begging Big Brother to NOT evict any housemate this week!!! These guys are giving us content. Even Brighto and his bad advice

Okay, if you must evict, maybe evict Eric. But all the others must stay! Brighto, Tochi, TolaniBaj, Wathoni.
Na beg I dey beg.

ToyinDipo:
Link?
That Tife poster has thunderously bad mouth

Guuuuuuyyyyyyy!!! Long time, man!

https://twitter.com/_SyncFC/status/1289574738071654401?s=19

It's going down on Twitter between the Erica-Kiddwaya fans and the Laycon fans.

This whole time zone thing isn't working in my favour at all.
Good morning everyone. What did I miss?

WhorErica:
Awwww! Talia!

Keagan did her bad. But she's happy now. Her husband is a white America more handsome than keagan with lovely kids.
It ended well for her thank God. But it was rough in the beginning..

It was rough as hell in the beginning, but we thank God for her life.
What was even baffling was that she did what she did with a guy like Keagan - the SECOND-UGLIEST GUY IN THAT HOUSE (Prezzo was the woggliest sha).
The guy banged her 5 times on live television. A guy that walks like a DUCK.
But sha, primordial instincts are primordial instincts, and even with all the clothes, social structures and technology, we're still animals in the end.

Amya:
I missed most of what happened last night as I fell asleep but going by catching up on the the thread, I understand the game Erica is trying to play. Anyone who understands relationship psychology will know all she's doing is just baiting the carrot to get Kidd to commit.

She has tried all she knows about getting men to commit but so far, none seems to work out. She in a way even used Laycon in this game to try to make Kidd jealous, she tried the I'm an independent girl I want to take it slow trick, she tried the mental connection trick. She tried the "will you like it if you see me kissing other men trick" and a while lots of others and none have worked so far. Now she wants to lead him on with a passionate kiss and pull back at the last minute and bring up the player talk all just to tell him subtly that if you want more of this, you have to commit. I don't know the trick she will finally use that will get him to commit but we're watching.

I think the thing with Erica is she thinks she's dealing with the typical Nigerian brother (which any of these tricks would have worked for btw) But she's dealing with someone who has been somewhat impassioned by great wealth.. The kind his type usually settle for are those in the same wealth bracket as they are because only then can they be rest assure that the babe isn't with them for their money.

For over a week, Erica has been the one all over the poor boy and if he starts enjoying the company, she will start with "you're a player this and that. Did Kiddwaya tell her he wanted a relationship with her. Did he ask her to be his girlfriend? Why all these you have to be this and you have to be that? Kiddwaya is a free agent and his words and action speaks so. He called Erica his bestie, told her doesn't mind if she kisses another guy in the house as she sees it as her living her best life.. When asked about his spec, his words were, "I see a girl yeah.. I like her yeah.. We smash... " and people started laughing. He's definitely not looking for a commitment and he just wanna have fun.

Erica shouldn't even try to spoil Kiddwaya's game because he's been open about who he really is from day 1

Absolute truth!
For me, I'm just waiting for Kiddwaya to clap those cheeks and bust those cakes, which we ALL know he WILL... and then dip.

I just want to prove something to those people who come to Big Brother with the 'good girl' strategy. Newsflash: It never works.
We all watched Talia already. We know how that played out.

Erica KNOWS Kiddwaya is a bad boy, but he's gonna bust that, because no matter how good a girl you try to claim you are, when you're in the hoe phase, you ARE in the hoe phase. Real cats in the game know how this shhitt goes; so you gotta let a hoe be a hoe

Because, no matter where you are; no matter where you go... The game don't change

InSanety:
I no sabi as you dey watch your own, but make I tell you, for babe to lead you on with kiss finish, come tell you say she no dey look you as anything wey pass casual sex, especially when you think say na you dey run game, e dey disorient you.

Make e follow the finer babes wey e don see, him scopes no land for here.

LOL. Jonzing. Keep lying to yourselves, okay?
You seem to forget this is just the second week.
As the days go by and the isolation blurs her sense of judgement, Kiddwaya is gonna blaze those cakes.
It is inevitable.
I give it 2 weeks.

You know what would have been funny as facck?
Kiddwaya and Erica engaging in a hot kiss, and Biggy suddenly starts playing "Who Is Laycon?"

Ozo better pass Prince abeg.
By far!

Prince has finished disgracing his ancestors tonight.
Well done. Let's go home.

Cerebralbeing:
Tony Umez on the beat

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

Ozo don suffer for this Nairaland

Prince casted thoroughly tonight. On top babe
Baba was shooting his shot with an M-16 machine gun, but alas, Call of Duty is different from Call of BOOTY. He failed at the latter tonight.
Casted.


But wait oh...

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If he could CAST like this on live television, viewed by a BROAD audience...

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Could this be called... BROADCASTING?

Chai. This Friendzone is bloody.

See, tell yourselves the truth: Erica isn't banking on the prize money anymore. She's banking SOLELY on eloping with Kiddwaya now.
She don loose concentration.

It will end in tears sha.

By the way, see the way she made Laycon ZONAL CO-ORDINATOR of The Friendzone!!!

Beorn:
The guy's right though. Accumulated results saw Mike top Omashola.

The thing is this, while Omashola came first the most, there have been some times he got buzzed out, and/or his team failed. Remember, at a point last season, the arena games were played by teams/in groups if my memory served me right. So, those team performances greatly reduced Omashola's chances.

Mike on the other hand, made sure he was in top 3 or top 5 for each arena games and consistency at the end, won it for him. His team also did well too.

I used to think team performances only mattered when it came to determining which team would escape nomination, and that the housemates were judged for their individual performances when it came to ranking them in the arena games total time. Sucks.

What is the meaning of this please?

Ambber:
even Mike was shocked when he was announced winner

As in!
Some guy is coming to quote me and talk about accumulated time. Like, LOL!

Broobembem:
Most of you don't know the meaning of accumulated time.

Una go just dey yarn rubbish!

Calculate the total time of Mike and Omashola throughout their games last year. Omashola got the highest, making Mike the winner with lesser time.

Mike dey always finish atleast top 5 in any game, while Omashola dey get buzzed out sometimes.

No dey cast yourself abeg!

Kindly mention those times Omashola got buzzed out and Mike didn't. Let's check the 'accumulated time' instead of resorting to insults.

SilentBang:
When it comes to Arena games this set is not as competitive as the previous sets. I'm not seeing the zeal or passion even.

Truth of the matter is that, The Arena Games have lost credibility, with the very dodgy way they select the winners.
Like, even Omashola's biggest haters knew he RIGHTFULLY DESERVED last year's win; but with the help of some mysterious abracadabra, MIKE (of all people!) was announced the winner. Mike!

If na you, you go bother again? Is there any point in stressing yourself with physical discomfort when you already know the winner has been selected already?

Abeg.

Onyi99:
And you actually think you made a point
Just don't die early because of Ozo,because he will definitely be on your screen for a long time,so start getting use to it
And also you sound like one who is frustrated,just take it easy on yourself bro
I know it has not been easy on you,like how can Ozo be cute,intelligent and smart and you don't have any?
Just know it is his fault sha

Oh boy, which kind casting be dis?
LMAO!

Hazardfan1:
I don laugh piss for body, u be madman.

We dey tell Leycon fans say he wan date Erica, dem say we dey lie?

They will be alright last last.

Tochi ma nigg!
I'm so proud of you.
Snuggle up with that yellow paw-paw.
We dey feel you die.

ArchAnge1:
his fans say he feels nothing

Baba was busy dropping nuggets of wisdom sotey all the babes don friendzone am finish.
Now e don red.
Baba wan escape.
No Sir. This particular friendzone wey Erica put you get fence and barbed wires, plus CCTV.
No escape

Deeeeeeeaaaaaad!!!

InSanety:
Same way the guy fans on Twitter no wan insult the girl, na all of them dey tip toe around each other as Kiddi and Erica dey tiptoe around each other

All these things wey dem dey tell other people, dem never tell each other.

I hate nonsense. Talk something with your chest or shut up.

I swear to God.

InSanety:
Na Erica paranoia go mess her up finally, I don see am. She get serious abandonment issues

Pesin wey go just siddon dey reason "he's flirty, he will follow somebody, he will do this and that...."

And I understand, na because e dey flirt true true, but when you don think everything, come reduce am to 'mental connection', na rubbish be that. The babe too dey emotional, na wetin make she no fit play game.


He dey follow her gist, dem dey flow very well, which other dirty mental connection she dey find?

Talk your truth or shut up.

My brother, forget this gist.
The Billions have confused all of them, including her stans.
It's so faccking hilarious.

See eh... On one hand, she can't dump him, because she isn't sure if she'll win this show; so she doesn't want to burn any bridges that might lead her to the glorious Billions.
On the other hand, Baba no actually send am. He's living his best life and flirting with any thot he finds entertaining enough for his 30-minute-long attention span. This might be dangerous for Erica's money plans - because, if he's booed up with any other girl for real, that might shut the door to them billions.
So, madam is willing to chest any self-esteem-killing moves by Kiddwaya, all for the sake of that bread.

Her Twitter fans, as well, don't want to go all-out and insult Kiddwaya, because they don't know if he'll end up being their helper in the future. So, you see them tip-toeing around this particular matter.

My broda, no be small thing ooo

See eh... Erica stans should stop living in denial here...

Kiddwaya has the upper hand over Erica, and will always have the upper hand. Erica knows this, and is totally helpless.

She knows he can smash any of those girls, and she wouldn't do a god-damned thing.
In fact, when he's done, he'd smash her too and leave her if he wishes. If he leaves her and she finds someone else, Kiddwaya can still show up whenever he likes, scatter the relationship, smash her and still dump her, again and again.
He is above her. Period!

Erica is going to lie and claim the reason she was sad in the morning was because of the house pressure, mood swings, anxiety, yada yada yada.
But you and I (and Erica) know she was ONLY sad because of Kiddwaya and his playboy ways! - Believing otherwise is tantamount to willfully living in denial.

Look at it this way - Kiddwaya isn't just stinking rich, but comes from a household headed by a nationally famous political socialite who is also a money-miss-road!
I mean, this guy's dad had his entire faccking house remodeled with VERSACE TILES, for goodness sakes! (Google it). That tells you he's willing to throw money at anything, regardless of how irresponsible he might look in the process.
Now, girls... girls love that shhit, and they'd flock to him irrespective of his attitude. If Kiddwaya has money to offer, all Erica has to offer him is her beauty, WHICH HE CAN EASILY GET FROM ANY OTHER GIRL.

So, when you look at it, he has nothing to lose if he should lose Erica tomorrow, because the next Instagram slay queen would be more than willing to have her cakes blown open by the Waya Boy either ways.

Just imagine a semi-demi-broke guy like Tochi doing the things Kiddwaya has done so far and tell me he wouldn't have been cancelled by all the girls in the house by now including Erica

**Walks away singing**

"I'mma tell you,
Like Wu told me,
Cash rules everything...around me,
Singin' dollar-dollar bills y'all (Dollar-dollar bills y'all)
Dollar-dollar bills y'all (Dollar-dollar bills y'all)"

Acidosis:
Erica would be Laycon's greatest undoing. Biggie should please call this boy the same way he talked sense into Ozo's head.

LMAO!
Na 30 seatbelts tie Laycon down for that friendzone.
There's no escape for him

Tochi has actually done us a solid with these 'interviews' of his, as far as the show is concerned.

He is really doing the Lord's amebo work.

Picture of Kiddwaya when he eventually smashes Erica, Wathoni and TolaniBaj 2 weeks from now.

Munzy14:
lol... nsukka na overseas?

It can be if you want it to.

Munzy14:
Abeg tochi don enter US, UK, Canada.... I mean fly overseas before?

He has been to Nsukka before, though.
Does that count?