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So, who do we vote? Cuz, really, to tell you the truth, I've still got fatigue from last year's experience.
I'll just cast an SMS vote for Tayo and Lilian each.

Angus, Ugochukwu and their pet Roaring Lion can kiss my asss this year.

The housemates with the lowest scores will be up for eviction tomorrow, it seems.
Well, I'll be damned.

Reincarnated:
LMFAOOOOOOOO good one. Atleast dem no curse me with the kain Johnny Bravo legs wey u dey use waka. There are no multiple views in the context to which i used "unfortunate-looking".. google am if u no sabi wetin i dey talk

Bros, that's where you're wrong, as my yams pass Christian Chukwu own during his football days. Trust me. Think Austin Okocha.

Is Luis related to Welbeck, though?

But really, you don't need a crystal ball to tell you this season will suck

Reincarnated:
Key word in my statement was "unfortunate" abi your grammar comprehension don dey fumble

My guy, "unfortunate" in this sense can mean a lot of things. For example, while crude oil is generally seen as a good thing, the Nigerian state is unfortunate to have it today, as a result of the environmental degradation and societal decay it as caused.
The same can be said in my situation. My guy, it's not my fault I was born with this handsome face, impressive height and olympian physique.
*sigh* Why me lord

But hey...

The positive part, though, is that I still wasn't cursed with those 2 canoes wey you dey wear for feet, so for all things, we still thank God

By the way, am I the only one who's noticed that quoted comments now contain hyperlinks?
What's that all about?

Reincarnated:
you for don talk say u wan use my picture flex for babes na. I've told you famzing with me is not the solution for that unfortunate face of yours

Yes, you're right. I'm handsome and I can't help it.

Samantha was decent.

So far, the countrymates (combined) that have held up well for me are:

Nigeria - Lilian (beautiful babe; interesting dance moves) and Tayo (handsome guy)

Zimbabwe - Butterphly (Umm... Let's just say she has a great personality) and JJ (Handsome; lovely voice)

GIYAZZ:
Ksslib, Ochon, Reincarnated, Psychedelia, Safarigirl, I'm not watching it now. Tell me, what's happening?

They're taking their turns at scarring our eardrums for life.
That's what's happening right now.

Cestmoi1:
Hehehehehehe! What's on Alusa's head?

Evil forest.

Reincarnated:
Your hairline wey be like say dem combine Rooney + Gervinho con mix am with the situation of Chamakh. No even tink am cuz u weak for that area..

Oh Puhhleeeeeeeeez
You sabi say na jonsing you just dey do, and everybody see am and agree say, "Yes. This is a 'Duuuude'"
Even your memes sef no gree co-operate.

But guy! The only time wey I see you, na headwarmer you use cover head like okada man.

Oya post your other pishhhur make I see

QSheba:
Melvin :x :-Xmelvin

Hey, I haven't said anything!

But really, I hope our Tayo double-checked his clothes for any brand logos this time - Because we can't afford to have him whine about Biggie confiscating all his 'cool clothes' (Yamaha T-Shirts), only to use it as an excuse to torture our innocent eyeballs with some even more god-awful T-Shirts.
No, I'm not going to mention any past Nigerian housemate.

Reincarnated:
na who sure fit bald first between me and you?

Dude, don't forget, in your avatar, you wore a headwarmer in the blazing sun, probably to hide your LeBron James hairline.
Hair don finish for your head, bros. Leave talk

Ksslib:
Oh boy, Mr 265, na by force to carry low cut. You are bald , just agree.

The story of Reincarnated's life.

Tayo, what is the meaning of this?

Uganda = FAIL.

dhammyg:
PLS WHAT DO U MEAN BY RUG MUNCHER

The 'Les' said about it, the better

Reincarnated:
Thats the reincarnation of Psychedelia peep the striking resemblance.. even hin voice sef... science really perfected cloning this time.

I swear to God, you're just lucky I can't meet you face to face right now.
https://thediaryofmisse.com/wp-content/uploads/angry-baby.jpg

Butterphly gives me 'rug-muncher' vibes

Even monitoring my turkey's bowel movement appears more entertaining than this 'grand' opening.
But let's see.

Reincarnated:
What is Biola Alabi doing in that Mnet? Why they cannot stream even the launch show online is beyond me.

Alabi resigned since last year.

Reincarnated:
Hin resemble psychedelia small.

Bia, Reincarnated, haven't I told you to stop smoking dry banana leaves?
How can you say Charlee looks like me, when we have your clone in that house right now, in the name of Mr419?
https://www.faceofmalawi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/malick-mr-265.jpg
After all, doesn't he look and dress like you?
From that flower-flower color riot grandma sweater wey you wear that day for your avatar, to his "shy" hairline.
After all, no be the reason why you carry headwarmer wear under the blazing sun?

Chaaaaaaaaaaai, lekwenum eshishi ooooh

Alright. Let me try...

1. The Life of Pi --- (Pretty obvious as you've said already).

2. Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street --- (Tim Burton musical about a barber who slits his clients' throats and has them baked as meat pies - played by Johnny Depp).

3. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire --- (The castle, the trophy and the fire were the giveaways).

4.

5. Brokeback Mountain --- (Two grown men, in love, plus snow-capped mountain)

6. Pearl Harbor --- (The Japs, the nuclear bomb, the ship. Praise be to Michael Bay).

7. Cinderella --- (Obvious)

8. Thor --- (Hammer-wielding god of thunder. Still obvious)

9. Planet of the Apes --- (Even more obvious)

10. Titanic --- (Ughhh)

11. The Devil Wears Prada

12. Eat, Pray, Love --- (Self explanatory)

13. ET: The Extraterrestrial --- (The iconic Spielberg bicycle-and-moon logo. This film was where it all began).

14. The Ring

15. Edward Scissorhands

16. Forest Gump --- ("Run, Forest. Run!" - Life is like a box of chocolates)

17. Babe

18. Kung-Fu Panda

19. 27 Dresses

20.

21. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

22. Men In Black --- (RayBan shades, plus spaceship, plus gun, plus alien, plus space invaders)

23. Happy Feet

24. 2012

25. Independence Day

26. Up

27. Lord of the Rings

28. Final Destination

29. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button --- (Age backwards, bass ackwards. This movie is almost entirely a clone of Forest Gump, save for the ageing special effects).

30. American Pie

Numbers 4 and 20 still remain unclear; but for the latter, I think it's either "Sex In The City" or "Sin City".
I'm still not very sure.

Abeg, I don try sef!

Many of Messi's assists have gone to Neymar.
Ronaldinho helped Messi become the best; and I think Messi is trying to do the same for Neymar.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BysFKgtIcAAUrP1.jpg

waxdude: psychedelia ore mi nwannem nwoke..ke kwanu
issorit...hope ur good.

Nwannem nwoke, you know me - Lie silently, observe the terrain, and then root for the girl with the most biteable nyash.
But that's for the upcoming weeks

For now, I still dey freestyle

I've just got one question, though...

Why does my profile whatchamacallit list "Romance" as one of my most frequented sections, even when I've done my best to avoid that area based on the fact that it reeks of brain AIDS?

Wehehell... Greetings, earthlings.

*drops anchor*
*walks into shore*

Uhhh... Who the fhuck is Chika Ezeani?

Reading this thread, I've finally come to conclude, that if there's any justice in the world, Chino would be the posterboy for Postinor-2.
Walking human excrement.
I megburu onwe gi na nzuzu.

*Unfollows thread*

Keshi, at this point, strikes me as another one of those mafioso lecturers in universities who single students out and say, "You? I shall make sure you keep failing my course until I'm retired. I'll make sure you never graduate!"

As for Mikel? *sigh* Honestly, I think Mikel should really consider another career path... Maybe smuggling contraband cow skin or something like that

*switches to Supersport*
*sees Mikel*
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*switches to Cartoon Network*