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Thank heavens I'm not watching.

Have a fun-filled birthday, UjSizzle!

Here's to many more memorable years on God's green earth!

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Living in New Jersey, fighting villains from afar.
You've gotta find first gear in your giant robot car.

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My choice is certainly Coop from MEGAS XLR

Why? Because chics dig giant robots.

So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid.
And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right? "Once more unto the breach dear friends."
But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, to watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much.
And look at you; I don't see an intelligent, confident man. I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that.
No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fhucking life apart.
You're an orphan right? You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you?
Personally, I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fvcking book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that, do you sport?
You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

- Robin Williams, Good Will Hunting.

R.I.P.

"One at a time, kids. Prepare to meet your creator."

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LMAO! The guy bangged Chemistry and Physics like there was no tomorrow

...a whole Gov'nor

But funny enough, his choices determine the fates of millions far more intelligent than he is.

I guess life works in so many mysterious ways.

When you think you are "too smart to dabble in politics", you shall end up getting ruled by someone who is far dumber.

Get involved today.

Right now, she uploads pics of her jugs on Facebook and BBM

Pics or it didn't happen.

Caracta: It's a bridal shower cake, duuuh! She is OFFICIALLY breaking the hymen. It could have been broken UNOFFICIALLY but now, it's official.

Gerrit?

Oh.
Still crass, though.

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I love this chick
She hosted alongside Ik in bba

Stop ogling my woman!
Are you MAD!!!?

Namadi Sambo is actually not an Hausa man. That was a typo.

His real name is actually NNAMDI SOMTO (as in, "Somtochukwu").

I caught him at Emekuku last August, during the New Yam festival.

Maybe they mistook him for a sniper

I still wouldn't click on your shiitty blog if you had a 12-guage double-barrel pointed directly at my balls.
Rubbish.

ikkings: The Lord is good, delay is never denial, this thread from yr 2009 has just made front page in 2014,
btw abi na mistake?

Bros, you suppose wash your eyes with hot bleach ooo.
Me thinks you're mistaking "Jan 09" (January the 9th) for "January 2009".

I've had it with these people coming on here trying to piiimp their shiitty blogs like this.
Crap!

PS: Limpopo is a river and poverty-stricken province in South Africa.

PPS: Good to see the moderator has edited the post.

Sagytarius: From top to bottom: APC, PDP.
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Woah! Hahahahahaa! Chai!

jay bee: Clara Chime

taharqa: im fail abi im pass d exam??

He failed it.
In that picture, he was actually looking for his expo.

Yay!

...Truth be told, I've been soooo lethargic this week

Jbluv55: Speechless!

*patiently waiting for the counter - thread "Nigerian Men Aren't Necessarily After S*E*X But Chasing After Their Happiness"

For real sha
I hope no-one accuses me of this one too. I love "happiness"

Liking "ukwu" is not an njo.

Co-sign on the point about guys who keep spending money on girls and still complain they're gold-diggers.
Fact of the matter is, people have their own definition of happiness, and it isn't in any outsider's place to label them "gold-diggers" just based on their own personal definition; just like it isn't in anybody's place to call me "shallow" for not being sexxxually attracted to morbidly obese people, regardless of their "kindness, intellect, etc"

Skip the gold-diggers when you encounter them and stop flooding my Facebook news feed with moody poems about how you "sent about 20 of these 1500 recharge cards to this bbitch within the duration of our 2 month relationship and she never called me once!", or how you "bought her a Galaxy Tab using my hard-earned salary, only to see her in Ejike's SUV at Rockview". They are boring!

I was having a discussion with a friend some months back, and she said she couldn't marry an Igbo man who grew up in Anambra(sorry my brothers)

She should try us Abians and Imolites then. We give good loving for real.
Maka chukwu. Naani eziokwu ka'm n'ekwu

"Air Traffic" by Owl City

*****

The bird is here... and we are off, to whereever those wings take us.

The atmosphere... is crawling with airlines that wind through the clouds, and look down on the crowds.

Relax your back... and let the noise, sing you to sleep in my arms.

If you awake... before we arrive I will carry you down, and I won't make a sound.

*****

Beautiful. And he had Breanne Duren doing the back-up vocals in the second verse
Cool.

Oh wow... So it's now about multiple handles.

Should we include the APC errand boy AgbayaMental with his multiple IDs too? I mean, Eko-Ole, BabaPooPoo and others?
Should we include the other iidiiots like Alj Harem, Step1, Jason123, Ijaw Citizen all owned by one person?

Of course not. We shouldn't, because they're APC. Only good at accusing others for crimes they themselves commit with impunity.

Better luck next time, Mikel. Can't say I'm disappointed though.
Every objective football analyst out there predicted it.

5.00GP:
MIKEL CAN NEVER WIN AFRICA FOOTBALLER OF THE YEAR. because HIS PERFORMANCE HIS RELATIVELY LOW...

I DON'T SEE MIKEL HAS A CONTENDER FOR THE NEXT YEAR AWARD!!!

THIS IS A BIG BLOW TO THE IBO

HAHAHA

And as for this rettaard...
So, the other Nigerians wey win tonight, could you be kind enough as to tell us where they come from?

I suggest you rename your handle "0.05 GP", cuz that fits you more.

CHESSBOARD: Bullshit..... sorry Mikel, Glo annd Yorubaman won't want Igboman to win it, Bleep adenuga

Who the PHUCK is this retard?
I don't want to believe your brain is as flat as a chessboard itself.

How can Mikel, wey no sabi take common penalty kick for Nigeria vs Zambia match be eligible for AFOY?

Guy wey no even dey his club's 1st eleven?

Emenike and Enyeama were way better than Mikel last year, so what are you saying?

People cite Nigeria's victory at the mundial, but you forget Nigeria won it as a TEAM, and has been rewarded as such by the "Team of the Year" title they won tonight.

Cast a flood light on Mikel and you'll realize he's just an overrated chap at the end of the day. He's no Okocha, that I can tell you.

Shove your tribalistic nonsense up your ass.

dotcom_na_me_na_me: [size=25pt]Nigerians we need to call a spade a spade..

Mikel doesnt deserve the award, he is not the best player in africa. He is not also the best player in his club, he plays from the bench.

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Psychedelia: Too bad for Mikel. He was our only hope.

Master Yoda: No. There is... another.

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Damn!

P-Square sucks asss tonight. Lawd!

E be like say the Mikel heartbreak don affect their performance join

Congratulations to Yaya Toure jare.
Tough luck, Mikey.

But yeah, I'm just glad my boy Iheanachooooo won!

Well-deserved award, Keshi.

To tell you the truth sha, Toure has been a lot more consistent.