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dre11: you go wait tire
if he upload am, he no say we go bash am
and all those his crush go just run away
don't you know say hin faceless life na him he dey use decieve those moniker with female gender

Guys, I don talk am be say I don talk am.
I go upload am for real this year.

Reincarnated: Bwuahahahahhaahhha so this na one of his many mgbeke girls.

Psychedelia you dey dig grave abi wetin? Sharply Bros.

Wetin bros?

dre11: na wetin dat boots do you na
dat na wetin the guy dey use, pull stunts for there na

My broda, I really see am believe am
You talk true.

StateOfMind: I'm in tears already..... Spade!!!!!!

Lmfao... .

But na the only kind job wey I feel those killer boots dey suitable for naa.

Even cobbler dey change profession the second he sets eyes on those two giants.

StateOfMind: Lool..okay na...God keep us all safe till then...I really can't wait for that day, cos the amount of diss wey you go receive that day ehn..


Reminds me of how 'desperate' modella was to see reinc's picture then. Mariarocks, do you remember? Lmao..

Or if the going gets tough, I'll contact you guys via PM and send you the pics there
I still get coldfeet when it comes to divulging info about myself here.

Okay, Reincarnated, let's strike a deal here...

If your mental image of me turns out to be accurate, I'll be forced to post PIN codes of recharge cards worth 7500 on this thread.

But if it turns out to be wrong, you go send me those your boots make we give them to the nearby mason to carry dey scoop cement. Deal?

StateOfMind: * Dead*

Mental picture of psychedelia --- yellow-skinned (not fair), tall, lanky(I don't believe all those abs and biceps story during bba with furk then ), tiny eyes like jekyll and ochon, moderate lips, really low hair cut, big nose. Typical igbo boy head... .

All wrong, except the tall part

And people always assume the average Igbo guy is yellow.

I'm actually a dark-skinned dude.

I know you're saying all this so I would post my picture now.

But keep your eyes peeled for it this year.

Make una no kill me when I post am oooo

StateOfMind: Hehehehe..see confession..reinc, take notes.. , rabbit eyes, maalu (eli) nose

And for a second I thought the 'its on' meant the pic was up and I ran to your profile..mschewwww..

Yeeeah right! Keep guessing
Rabbit ko

Me na fine boy. Just watch.

Reincarnated: You better believe he's a villager. Hin go upload picture with limca tshirt, Glo suspenders and canvas wey dey bring out light. To now top it, him go pose beside keke maruwa with the hashtag #shekmehout.

StateOfMind:

Now I see why its tough for you to upload a pic..myGod, this your bad mouth is something else..just make sure you are near perfect, else we'll all descend heavily on your picture if you ever choose to put it up.

Hahahahahahaaa!

Abeg, make una no kill me the day I go upload am ooo! Na joke.

If I get creepy rabbit eyes, make una just maintain.
And if anybody says anything about my nose ehhh, it's on!

dre11: too dey make mouth
haba

Don't mind me oooo!
Na joke I dey joke
Channeling God Of Music

Reincarnated: On top your own picture? Mschew. Village champion. Make sure u no upload anything with tshirt sha

Can't promise that; but one thing I can promise you be say I no go wear my grandma flower-flower sweater that day

Reincarnated: Na villager hin resemble.

Yeah, yeah, yeah
We don see you wey resemble pirated CD vendor resting after a hard day at work.

Reincarnated: You too dey yarn story. Make we see something now

Just begin dey count down

StateOfMind: I don't drink at all...

Er errmm..the day you decide to do (though I don't believe you ) make sure I'm online.. That 6'2 wey you dey scream ehn, I wan confirm am with my korokoro eyes..

Hehehe... You don't believe I can post my picture online?
What bothers me is how lax the security of this site is. But one of these days, I'll just upload it and then tell you guys to check it out.

And how would you confirm my height? Abi you want mugshot?

Reincarnated: Bwuahahahahahahahaha Lmfaoooooooo. But Na only my boots u fit insult foolish peasant put your own pic make we see. Oh, na true sef. U no fit use that excuse anymore of using another person's moniker

Biaaa!!! You dey threaten meeee?

No problem! Now, I'm going to say it. I don finally vex!
Guys, just expect my REAL PICTURE before this year runs out!

You no know say the reason wey I never post am na because I dey fear stalkers?
As in, just my words alone, and dem don dey trip Imagine wetin go now come happen when I finally post the picture, especially considering the fact say my fineboy levels na unmatchable!
The only person wey fit reach me na my younger brother Julian. Outside him, nobody else ooo.

You think I'm lying? Oya just expect my picture before the year runs out.

StateOfMind: Yayyy..congrats...


Hahaha @ club addict's sanctuary... I'm up to the task..
















Yimu.. Lol..

Oh wait, don't tell me... You don't drink in public, right?
















..But secretly binge it!

Reincarnated: Very gullible

I sabi say jelossi don finish you

You and your Old-Roger-Is-Dead-And-Gone-To-The-Grave boots can now rest

StateOfMind: *gullible SOM replies*

its all good, i believe you...i always do

has that package arrived? lets paint imo red

*Phew! That was a close one*

Package arrived two days ago.
Took it to the security systems specialists to finalize the LoJack (tracker) installation. Should be free to fly by 27th.

Owerri is a club-addict's sanctuary ooo
If you really mean to visit, let me know

dre11: but i no sure say SOM understand oooo
any good luck in all your endevours
so the engagement na dis year or next year

My sis don engage finish. Traditional wedding don hold for November.
Na white wedding wey dey come up this Saturday. You go fear tight schedule naa.
E get one powerful surprise wey we wan give am.

StateOfMind: you keep allowing other babes flirt with you openly, in my presence.

....and the one that is hurting me now is this recent underG runs

...and no, dont explain, i wont listen

But, but, baby I can explain... It's... It's not what you think.

Just when I was about to tell them all to get lost (that you were my one and only), my server packed up, and my computer developed a virus, crashing in the process.

Don't listen to what these people say. It's always been you, my love.

dre11: na where SOM hide you bro :X
we no just see your breaklight
and she just disappear and re-appear

My broda, too much activities dey for my side, from sis' upcoming wedding to some adjustments wey I dey do for my house (trying to make it 'girlfriend-friendly'), time no dey for my side to chat all the time, although I dey get time to come in and read.
But engagements no bin dey gree me hold long convos, so I just say make I read quietly instead of joining in and then leaving rudely.

Reincarnated:

He decides to act dumb

Guy! Just back off or I'll shove that oversized boot up your mouth!

By the way...

Kslib, Dre11, I see ya. Longest time.

C'est moi:
I'm back,had to watch another fav show of mine.....'The voice'.
Ehen,I just want to clear the beef between I and Kslib (wouldn't call it a beef per se).Y'all know we've been avoiding each other for a while now.I want to let my guards down cos I wouldnt want to hold a grudge against anyone into the new year.Though this is a faceless forum but I'm not faceless to Kslib and vice versa.Pertaining to the beef,I didn't like what I was able to deduce from Rein and Kslib's posts and Rein was like Kslib didn't give a mess about what I wrote,to be candid....I didn't give two fu.cks too.I didn't bother quoting either one of you cos I wouldn't like to see myself exchanging words with you guys or any other person and moreover I didn't want things to escalate beyond what they were then.Enough said (wouldn't wanna dwell on the past),Kslib....I'm calling it a truce.Truce? Merry xmas and have a prosperous new year.I wish you and everyone on this thread a fab year.#bearhug

Cool story bro.

Reincarnated: Ghen Ghen. StateOfMind seems pissed at her man for disappearing on her. Let's see what romantic words that Gbefila will use to soothe her.


Watch out

Just shurrup there.

StateOfMind: youuuuuuuuuu

Baby, what did I doooo?

ochon: Nwoke, how do you attract these ladies left, right and center, while reinc is being REINJected?

Muhuhuhehehehahahaaaa! Amadioha properly prepared my juju for me. I was born on the month of fertility, afterall.

As for my brother, Reinc, his case is getting really critical. I'm worried.

I'm thinking of starting up a charity foundation for him. This is fast turning into a crisis situation!

Evening, guys