₦airaland Forum

Hon. SuQ Ma'DIQ:
I hate PDP and I hate APC as well. But the hate that's threatening to burst my veins are the one I have for their minions and spin doctors on Nairaland.

Tell me about it.

Hahaha! Invictus

UNBELIEVABLE!
Adam Young of Owl City is actually Lionel Messi's fatherrrr!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BADnaC3CMAA4pcE.jpg

Yawwwwn.

Chem Eng. alumnus in here! Class of 2011.
Good luck to you all

Alfa Seltzer: Joke of the west: no yoruba child will kick her father on the head.

Ummm... But Obasanjo is not her "father". He's just a guy whose sperrm helped produce her. Because if those stories on how he used to mercilessly beat up his wife and ra.p.e Iyabo afterwards are true (not forgetting how he had sex with his son's wife on his son's matrimonial bed), then that creature is not deserving of the tag, "father".

Wait... I'm just curious though.

What's the ratio of men boys to females on Nairaland?

Because I noticed that, even though the female posters here have sharply disagreed with the message body of the thread, OP's still managed to rack up 120+ Likes!

Yeah, it's probably stuupid paying attention to stuff as minor as Likes; but doing it for the first time, there appears to be a steep disparity in the strength of anti-male and anti-female support in this site

I don't subscribe to the OP's line of thought.

But shitt... everyone is free to do whatever works for them.

ochon: Lwkmd. You are cray

You can't judge from pics. I once went to visit a girl that looks 5'10" in her pics, when I saw how short she is, I nearly had a heart attack. . Look for my pic of me standing up, you'll see I aint lying.. But omoh, you tall o. Dang

Hehe... I get that a lot - and it's especially awesome when you're helping your girlfriend out in the kitchen.
"Please, help me get this plate at the top cupboard. I can't reach it" - Soooo cute

But really, excluding the unpleasant incidents where I've bashed my head against the generator house ceiling, it's cool to tower over every

chairman: don't you want to hear about God? Are you afraid of God, only the guilty are afraid, anything you do and is afraid to bring God inside is likely the wrong thing, your fear means that God is still in your mind, allow Him to lead you and you will be happier for it

Please, get a broader view of life and come to terms with the fact that not EVERYONE is a Christian. Stop being such a close-minded fellow and STOP shoving God down everyone's throats. Everyone is entitled to their phucking beliefs.

PS: This is coming from a Christian.

ochon: LOL. I'm the of 6' 2" to 6'4"

I'm 6'2" on the dot. But guy, abeg, stop jonsing. I've seen your pic and you look 5'4"

https://oi44.tinypic.com/2rhb9ub.jpg

Heineken: Mehn! Wat's even the aim of keeping a gf without f.ucking her? Me must f.uck and test any girl before I marry her o. I dey mad? I must know the paramanter kolloruntom and even f.uck her well sef.

Kai.
Nairaland guys are just on a level of their own, nwa nnaa.

Lordlexyy: A typical tribalist. What has the suppose ideology of pdp produce after many years of deception and misappropriation? You Should be ashame for making a saint of pdp. The refusal of some s/e members from decamping isn't born out of a pdp ideology but indecision and incoherence that characterised their political calculation. Weep for s/e politics rather than apc. Btw, i don't support apc but i believe in change and apc should be given that benefit of doubt.

Your id!otic post up here is the type I'd ascribe to the typically worthless brain-dead illiterate.
Where exactly did you see tribal bigotry in my comment, you drooling dullard? Your mother and entire lineage should be ashamed of you for this stuupiid post.

Let me tell you this - if political prrostitution is the type of ideology you and your low-life comrades practice, then you should bury your faces in shame once and for all, instead of foolishly looking for people you can arm-twist to join you in your march of sttupidity.

I just couldn't stop laughing at the type of crrap you wimps said about the South-East during your jamboree of failure A.K.A. "OccupyNigeria".
You called us "naive", didn't you? You branded yourselves - you and your posse of bottom-feeding nematodes - "politically sophisticated" because you took to the streets to make fools of yourselves. Tell me, where has that useless protest led you today?

You insecure imbec!les just cannot come to terms with the bitter fact that, there are people who just don't and will never give a phuck about you.

The South-East has made its choice, just like you have made yours to align with Buhari (a shameless religious bigot), Obasanjo (a man who once wanted a third term), Tinubu (a phucking tout) and Babangida (the same Head of State who INSTITUTIONALISED corruption).

At our end, you don't see us giving a phuck about what you do with your lives; so PLEASE stop killing yourselves over what we do with ours.

odua boy: Kanye west relevance is fizzling out?Please stay away from weed.

Kanye West's last CD, "Yeezus", was a total disaster.
But yeah, I agree. Saying he's losing relevance is stretching it a bit.

Hood King: And yorubas are Risk takers in politcal sabotage and Criminally Oriented Heavy Taxation Policy in a strangulated economy. Onye ara

That Ilugunboy is a misguided, tribalistic caveman doesn't mean you have to respond in kind.
Let's leave ethnic insults out of the discussion.

Volleyball

And to tell you the truth, with this exodus, I'll now have a reason to HAPPILY vote PDP for the very first time in my life.

If those flaming bags of vomit responsible for ruining this country are all in APC now, tell me one phucking reason I should vote them. Just give me one.

Now they have Obasanjo the crook, Tinubu the oligarch, Babangida the malignant thieving tyrant, plus the red-eyed religious bigot Buhari for flavouring.

Disgusting.

ilugunboy: While the typical Ibo man is a good risk taker in commerce...they are very feeble in political risk taking...hence they always prefer the comfort zone which the PDP represent at the moment....no wonder they are call AGIP of Nigeria politics.

I laugh at your myopia and sttupidity, because you obviously think it's a good thing to glamourize political prrostitution and lack of honesty.
Why would an Igbo man be quick to join your bandwagon of greed, desperation and ethical wretchedness? They didn't join your OccupyNigeria misadventure, so I would have expected you to have it in your empty, echoing skull by now, that they are not desperate to dine with the ideology-devoid pigs you idolize.

I'd rather die standing for what I believe in, than rush off like a visionless wimp as soon as the chips are down.

Enjoy your orrgy of filth as you dance in the mud with Obasanjo, BABANGIDA and all those people you initially claimed to fight.

The picture is clear now.

LMAO! This guy is a clown!

The same Koko Concert we all witnessed what type of epic failure it turned out to be last year?

Why can't D'Bong just come out clean and say the truth that he cancelled it to avoid further embarrassment on his sorry ass?
How many of his useless songs even charted this year? ZERO

Now he's pinning it on a man who should be allowed to rest in peace!

Eja Nla, how low can you go?

Oh, and by the way...

This is my handle's 419th post. Woop woop!

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