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Bailing, folks! Catch you later.

I've got church service and a party to attend.

dommfa: pyschedelia honey, this time tomorow, you will be trrnding, cant wait

take as many shots as you like and come up with a perfect picture else this place no go contain all ofus tomorrow.. .. have you done your surprise yet by the way? congrats to her all the same


hey toyin,do you know that dre also finishd from our school..#justsaying

hello people..#ok bye, sorry i hate typing on this phone

keep havingfun..

btw rein, any luck yet?

and ehmm happy married life to toxxx, who knows, she could be physche's sis

take care

I've long come to terms with the fact that I'm a dead man in a few hours - So I just dey do as I like now

No, she hasn't seen it yet. The surprise will be unveiled at the reception. Rest assured, she go practically faint when she sees it
Errmmm... But her name no be "Tochi" oh. That I can assure all

njokusboy: Lolzzz, bia nwoke... Speak english... U wan kill me

Okay
My last post was:

"You know the time is 11:56. We're only 4 minutes away from 'tomorrow'."

Essentially... "Post da pic already!"

ochon: https://whyfiles.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/4.jpg
https://rgifs.gifbin.com/052009/1243271414_black_guy_laughing.gif
https://www.hoopskills.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/lvrtza.jpg

Buwahahahahahahahah. Spade is officially the most wicked disser on this thread. Buwhaahahaham afo muo o

Nwokem, no be you talk am? I was simply telling him what you said with this your bad mouth while he was away

njokusboy: Hahahahaha, asi... Obu ta ki ga fu ya... Echi ka di

Okwa ima na ife n'aku ugbulaka bu elekere 11:56. O foro mkpilikpi ano (4 minutes) tupu "echi" eruo

njokusboy: Nsogbo a diro.... Gini ki cho ka m mere gi??

U know I no too sabi write igbo.. So nwayo

Tinyenu picture k'anyi kiri.
Dis guy Ochon si na nku anya gi di ka okotoko ohia AMAZON; ya mere achoro'm i fu ya were gwa ya na o bu asi.

njokusboy: Ofumma, ele nke ne menu?
Eche fu go m.. O maka picture??

Eeya. O bu picture.

Iyawo mi's creepy doppleganger be viewing this thread

Njokusboy, kedu ije?
Ife'm m gwakwanuru gi echi'ile?

Kslib: Ok na!! Make sure say you dey drunk when reading the comments that will follow..

after keeping us waiting for days, you better be looking like the bible decribed lucifer in terms of looks--- Else... **ok till then**

ochon: LMAO. You dey whyne us. I'm dead sure you be fine guy. You just wanna tease us







Sharap!!. I don't love or crush


Please reveal it na. My ears are itching. I thought as much though

We'll see

dre11: we are waiting

so, you sister has finally left una surname for you

Na so, my brother
It stings a little. Sometimes when I think about it, I feel a bit sad.
But at the same time, I'm really proud of her.

Reincarnated: Ehm Psychedelia, shae na 12 midnight on the 28th you dey unveil your boy alinco looking self?

No, na around 10:00PM.
I nor tell una say 28th na my sis' wedding day? When I for don go there, cart away some booze and drink myself senseless, I go now get enough liver to post the pishuuurrrr.

ochon: LMAO .. She's mama ostrich repping the females . She writes long àss updates but they are worth reading. Totally enoyed it.


Good morning E-fam. How are y'all doing. Hope y'all didn't loose a tooth from slugging it out in the national stadium's boxing ring? . Y'all have a stress-free day ahead.


Erm, spadey ma nigga . How your end na?. It's just a day more. Bia nwoke, I don't wanna miss your pic. So you better drop time when the shít will be going down or PM it to me like you suggested earlier or better still leave it up on your profile like kwasia reinc for one full day. I swear, I'll cause a revolution on NL if I don't see your pic . This your pic that made you get a sony digital camera as a "GIFT". . I must see this nigga that SOM is addicted to.


A few tips:
1. if you have peasant reinc's "rain boot-like" timbs , better edit it out before he descends on you with "I knew he's a village boy".

2. If your LIPS are as large and heavy laden as that of ksLIP , do the "needful" and photokiosk it before LIPsy transfers the title to you.

3. If your head warmer resembles that of reinc, used in mixing cement , you better snap with a ney york yankee's cap, before reinc go ham on your ass

4. If you got bush and yet scanty iroko-tall EARBROWS like njoku , hehehehe... I don't need to tell you what to do.


Make that pic classy biko, niggas and wivez are all waiting.

I'd be lying if I said the pressure ain't making me shhitt my pants.

Anyway sha, I just hope say dem no go rush una go Emergency Room when una eyes behold my Obasanjo nose, rabbit eyes, Adedibu skin and Kenneth Okonkwo lips

Have nurses on standby ooo!

EyesWideOpen: Now as to that eeiediot requesting for PDF file from a Nairalander for a news article by SR, I'll ask that you direct your request to the right quater and stop displaying your idiocy here

You're about as significant to me as a vein on the tessticle of the world's smallest gnat.
If your dumb buddy could be foolish enough to peddle falsehood, then the onus is on him to freaking prove it.

eGuerrilla: Listen you retarded git, it took me all of 3 minutes to zero-in on the type of individual you are - based on your posting history.
I specifically checked your profile to see if your use of indecorous language, which was totally uncalled for, was in keeping with character.
Guess what; just like the tadpole who fancied itself as a toad, what was revealed was the personality of one who is filled with an inordinate amount of pride but clearly deficient in the area of forum etiquette.

You are a vacuous individual who comes across as slightly unhinged, if you must know.
What is more, if you are at all capable of introspection, your posts on this thread would be of little comfort when you look back in hindsight.

Now run off and engage your intellectual playmates in the celebrity section, as you won't get another response from me.

I read this post and all I see here is a frustrated dunce doing all in his power to wiggle out of the shame he found himself in.
You have been asked a thousand times for evidence to support your fake, hollow SaharaReporters story, and your only answer to that is my post history?

You have managed to turn yourself into a completely powerless buffoon lacking even the most rudimentary skills of debating. Take a long look at that sorry post I quoted up there along with the words in bold and tell me you're not just a worthless heap of meat with a mouth-hole. "You" "you", "you", "you", "Your", "Your posting history", all because you were told to provide the PDF to back up this dumb story.

I'm indifferent to your empty, meaningless verbosity, but I'd like us to get these things clear:

1. Much as you have alluded to stalking my posts and reading my entire posting history (as idle as you are), I'm more than happy to tell you I have never clicked on your profile, and I do not plan to. You do not interest me, numbskull.

2. My interaction with you only begins and ends on this freaking thread. Outside that, you mean absolutely nothing to me. So cut the bullshitt.

and finally...

3. Respect the grey hair growing out your wrinkled asss and have some decency. If you had any speck of grey matter left in your gas-loaded cranium, you would get the hint that you only look more stupiidd as you make personal attacks against me instead of backing up your fake news with some proof.

Again, stick to the topic or shut it entirely.

EyesWideOpen: God bless yu for pointing dt out, I ws consistently being depressed by his post on 'er darn page thinking he might be a grown man, say 30s and above.
Although I think a young man can develop his intellect and act better dan some grown men, guess the guy is among the exception

EyesWideOpen: Boi, go and sit down pls, dis show of childishness and lack of good home training is getting nauseating!

EyesWideOpen: Only an immature, half educated Nigerian will type wat u typed! Smh!

Why am I not surprised the above set of garbage is coming from a numbskull?

I suppose your definition of "maturity" here is shamelessly stalking a person's posts to extract and submit an unrelated comment on a thread simply because you're unable to provide evidence to support your dumb lies.

The thing about vile halfwits like you, is your inability to defend your own utterances when put to test. You then quickly switch to personal attacks because that's the only type of argument you can deliver. Since you're here to stand in for the disgusting 'octogenarian' stalker eGuerilla, could you be kind enough to provide that freaking PDF I asked of?

You come peddling a lie you know you can't defend; and when exposed, this is the best you can bring?
You're a loser in every sense of the word. Abeg.

In Owerri, it's Stanbic IBTC.
Diamond is the worst.

mascot87: Already,more than 15000 votes have being casted and the result shows that C.Ronaldo is leading with 36.5%
Luis Suarez 22.1%
Jupp Heynckes 11.8%
Juryen Klinsmenn 6.6%
Lionel Messi 6.6%
Frank Riberry 5.8%
Steven Keshi 3.7%
Gareth Bale 2.7%
Zlatan Ibrahimovic 2.5% and
Neymar 2.1%
Keep voting for Keshi, he might miraculously win

eGuerrilla: Like I said earlier, today is a day of magnanimity - hence the latitude afforded to you thus far.
I don't do effeminate "back and forth" posting even with a worthy adversary, never mind someone who is clearly wet behind the ears.

When I hit you, you will stay down - trust me!

Mr. Autistic-Teenager-Trapped-In-An-80-Year-Old-Man's-Body... You would do us all a world of good if you saved your meaningless, verbose ramblings and posted the PDF I asked of you.

You are so shameless and desperate you even resorted to stalking my posts (a guy you don't even know) just because you had your throbbing ass handed to you?
So, in addition to being "dumb", are you also "ragingly gay"?

For the last time, stop derailing the thread and stick to the topic.

eGuerrilla: I can see you are trying desperately hard to be noticed.

Hear this: It is considered uncouth to count the fingers of a man who has only nine in his presence.

There you go, kiddo - see if you can figure that one out.

Predictable dumb tactic known to be employed by a man who gets cornered on his baseless lies.
https://www.nairaland.com/culture - Visit that section and drop your proverbs if you're out of comebacks to support yourself and your posse of desperadoes at SR after getting exposed.

It's a simple task I asked of you, but it's a shame to see you've quickly switched to "Pete Edochie" now that the chips are down

Oh, and did you just quote my post from 2 weeks back? Errr... It's exactly no secret I'm 24. It's on my Diary too, since you're that desperate.

But sorry to disappoint you, childishness is only a state of mind; and even with all your age, you sir, have proven today that you have nothing else to offer after being taken to task to prove your empty lies.

What a wimp.

eGuerrilla: Has no one ever advised you that when you are in a hole, it is better to stop digging?
What's with all your huffing and puffing? Does it hurt that much to take a simple correction?

I don't do personals, kid.
Stick to the topic and present me the PDF I asked of you, instead of shamelessly trying to shift the goal post.

Where is the PDF Voters' list containing the Bowl Of Rice voter? Provide that and refrain from asking pointless, ineffective questions.

I hope I won't have to ask you again, Mr. Magnanimous?

e-freaky:
You use the word "DUMB" and you don't know yhe difference between a voter's card and register? Irony of life!

Nope. I use the word "DUMB" because people like you consistently slurp the garbage peddled by a disgraced news outfit caught pants-down with its lies a thousand times.

Present us the serialized voters' list containing the Bowl-of-Rice voter, or this story is fake.

Panshow: Didn't you read that the bowl of rice was pictured in INEC voters roll?. Is voters card thesame with voters roll?. Smh.

Present us with the Voters' Roll PDF containing the Bowl of Rice (not the fake, pathetic, unverifiable garbage cooked by SR) or kindly tape it shut.

eGuerrilla: https://saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/news-page-images-480-wide/page_images/news/2013/INEC_bowl.jpg


There is a world of difference between a 'list of registrants' and a 'voter's card', Mr. smarty pants

By the way, you will notice that unlike you you, I refrained from using the word DUMB in keeping with the spirit of called magnanimity

Source: http://247ureports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/019-UMUDIMAKASI_SQUARE.pdf

Sorry, "Mr. Magnanimous", but your post or its choice of words, is not, has never been, and will never be, of any importance to me; so it would serve you better if you restricted that to lackeys who would spare any nanosecond of time to give you any shred of audience - Not me.

Since you're that quick to pull up PDFs, what exactly has stopped you from pulling up a PDF containing the bowl-of-rice voter to lend credence to your shamelessly false SaharaReporters?

Please, if you can't supply us with any lick of evidence once and for all to pull this story out of the sorry depths of ridicule and stuupiidity it's currently found itself along with its hungry followers, take a back seat and parade your "magnanimity" to someone idle enough to care... Add "Pseudo-intellectual" to your pageantry cap while you're at it, too.

Nwokem, where is my share of your Christmas soup?

Only a stark illiterate would be so dumb as to not see this is a bad photoshop design.
So, a picture of said Voter Card was snapped, and NO folds came out? Are SaharaReporters followers this horrifyingly DUMB?

Idiots, I can prepare this same shhitt under 15 minutes by just googling the INEC logo, googling the Nigerian Coat of Arms and firing up my CorelDRAW X6.

PS: Isn't this what a Voter Registration Card should look like?:

https://saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/news-page-images-480-wide/page_images/news/2011/sandah_zainab_votercard.jpg

blink182: and you think bp, exxon, agip and the rest will just sit and watch? Think again.

These companies you mentioned are "energy" companies, not just oil. Of course I see them cashing in on it.

C'est moi:
Twista ko,Tu pac ni.What will it take you to just say thank you for the shoutout and overlook the VN?

Thank you for the shoutout, deeeeeeaarrr.

C'est moi:
#facepalm....Dre and Kslib....may not be what you expected.....durrrhhhh.....manage am.

Wow! You rap like Twista!

Hold on... You were rapping, right?

Njokusboy, biko, no vex... But I want to see your picture.

Like, right now.