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teeo: i wish you would just leave this thread love and come back home. I have tried enough Haba. Ife mi

ochongonoko: Chineke .. Come one, come all

Could this be happening?..

I thought spade conquered sholay, toyintomato and reinc, so another 'love' was behind-the-scenes?

Could this bobo be the reason SOM has been friend-zoning guys?

Ife mi?.. My love? ..

PsychedllicMind has been invaded

ochongonoko: .. Nobody has ever made SOM disappear. Not even spade. Mehn, could it be the 'he' that made SOM elusive?

Spychedllia, your 'breaking of shell' was in vain. After all the treking to abeokuta, nothing for you . Will you give up that easily?


Ladies, PsychdellicMind has been conquered


Give it up for TeeoOfMind

StateOfMind: ....there's is a reason I chose not to leave you pata pata..you ALWAYS understanding

ochongonoko: Love again?.. Blew her kiss?

Reincarnated, your 'hating' has paid off.. Spade has been 'decieved-zoned' ..

Welcome bro, SOM is our lovely damsel. For so long, she 'friend-zoned' all those that made advances at her. We wondered why, but now we can finally see why .

You're on the hot seat. You can't just breeze in and take our lady of hearts. We'd love to know about you. how did you meet som and how did you 'break her shell'(won her heart)

ochongonoko: *faints*


*takes note*

This is the most heart-wrenching friend-zoning

Reinc has finally infected spade

teeo: My love would do the introduction for me. It was nice meeting you guys, I thought I would see spade. I have heard some nice things about him.

And Och..... why do I feel like I know you before

ochongonoko: Lol.. It's better I murder his name than you that murdered his 'heart'

ochongonoko: BOSS!!.. I like your style. You know she's yours and you don't want to talk much about it .

Why do I feel like SOM sent you a whatsapp message not to 'talk' so that spade won't feel hurt the more

I don't trust SOM

teeo: We meet a year ago in a land far far away from TV/movies. A lovely and innocent girl she was and still is. I followed her everywhere she went and no one could pull me of the chase. I got insulted but to me it was all sweet and pleasurable.
It took a while but I was true to her. Gradually she warmed up to me and things picked up from there.

I am not jealous of the guys here because there is no place like home and for her home is with me.

Our love is like Omotola and Captain, better than Tuface and Annie......

Agbgift: Okayooooo
Spade abi na ratpoison be ur name. Hope you hear?

ochongonoko: Damn!!. Guy, you too gbaski . I like you already. You operate cooly and calmly. Like a boss. You ooze aura.. You're sleek . I tuale for you

Nice story you've got there . Yeah, SOM is lovely and innocent but hard to get. She uses 'friend-zoning' and 'subtle insult' to chase away her admirers but now I know why you STOOD OUT outta all her chasers . You've got confidence and your doggedness and determination is something I wanna emulate . Now I see why she fell for you

As a guy that want your progress with SOM, I'd tell that there's someone called SPADE/Psychedelia who has the same confidence as you. Write nicely and it's romantic like you. He poses a danger your 'love'. But your doggedness and BOSS-esque persona might work for you. Respect sire. Now that she's HOME, I hope you'd still allow her to grace us with her presence . We have a close-knitted friendship and don't want to miss her

P.S other SOM's chasers who are inconsequential are @reincarnated, @toyindipo and @sholay2011( this dude almost stole SOM's heart but spade battered him out of the equation)


Give it up for TeeoOfMind

teeo: lol, Ocho.. .. she can have all the fun she wants with those guys. They make her happy and my happiness is birth from her joy. As long as she comes home to me every night am content .

ochongonoko: Chei!!.. Ewo!! .. Baba teeo, in short, say no more.. You that boss!! . this is how BOSSES roll!!. They exhude confidence. For the bolded, I'm officially welcoming you to our house and giving TeeoOfMind(teeo and StateOfMind) my blessing as KING OCHON.. May your days be long, iseeeeeeee!!



*cancels spade abi na poisonous cockroach em dey call himself out of the list*

Agbgift: Don't be a bad inlaw o.
Na highest bidder you take they do you things?
Teeo abi na techno, don use words scatter your brain now, you don quick endorse am, as teeofmind, abi na technoofmind.

As for that ratpoison abi na wetin be he name self, ever since he change he moniker to wetin I nor know, na so he dey draw draw like ogbolo soup. Not active @all.
Techno they drag stateofmind with am, he run go hide.
#hiss#
He fall my hand.

ochongonoko: https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg88/elatadexico/2012/112012/conan-rofl.gif

Buwahahahahahahah.. Agbgift, so you dey talk like this? . Lwkmd

This one no be highest bidder.. Teeo is legit. I knew Ratpoison no make sense, immediately em change em moniker, SOM 'DECEIVED-Zoned' him fast fast

I think monikers matters to these ladies

Tell me how can a 'peasantic' name like 'reincarnated' tickle a girl's fancy?

Or is it toyintomato?. The name alone they make me puke

Or is it JEKYLL&HIDE abi na jet li&seek, you no see ella friendzone am?

Just imagine danny XY, sounding like kyle XY, why won't ladies friend-zone am?

These boys never learn..

ochongonoko: .. Jisos!!. Did you just kiss me?. . I'm not @toyindipo . I'm straight like a happy joystick

No o, haba, chris, na me they match-make spade and SOM na. Ask everybody. I wanted them to blossom, but when reincarnated/mariarocks and his evil stooge, @toyindipo was friendzoned by SOM, they prayed for SpadeZOfMind to crash and that's what just happened this night

ochongonoko: ROTFLMAO!!. Kwaaaaaaaaaaaa

You haff finished ratpoison abi na psychedellia

Okay, so I just quoted the 'essentials' I'll be working on tonight in the next set of posts. Hope I didn't clog your browsers sha.
This is the 'interesting' set of posts I'll be treating tonight. Patience

ochongonoko: .. Nobody has ever made SOM disappear. Not even spade. Mehn, could it be the 'he' that made SOM elusive?

Spychedllia, your 'breaking of shell' was in vain. After all the treking to abeokuta, nothing for you . Will you give up that easily?


Ladies, PsychdellicMind has been conquered


Give it up for TeeoOfMind

My ear's unlocked, my eye's unshut, my mind is open too
But the point of this speech, my friend, I fail to get a clue
I ponder, I ponder, what ever shall I do,
to help reveal the meaning of these words I read from you?

The nigga that trekked to abeokuta and DISMANTLED(we thought he did) SOM's shell?. Well, my bros has finally joined the ministry of BAFP headed by peasant reincarnated. While with SPADE moniker, he ruled, warmed his way to many ladies heart, kicked out toyintomato and reinc and won SOM's heart. Now the dude went and dumped SPADE for no reason and went for a barbaric name RatPOISON. Lwkmd. Even SOM screamed NO but he called it a bluff. Not knowing that damage has been done already, ladies and gents, a certain dude, the ist love of SOM was watching from behind, immediately he saw that his opponent(ratpoison) has changed his name, he attacked and SHATTERED SOM's shell which has been patched up after SOM saw the poisonousrat moniker gringrin. Even SOM was shy for the first time and had to hide. Wonders!! . Psychedellia cowered and ran away shockedgrin. Lwkmd. Who would have believed that after defeating sholay, spade will be butchered by the Teeo dude, a true boss!! ?

Uhh... Sorry I must have missed something. What are you talking about?

I better go read up on the previous pages to get a hint then.

3 more hours and I'll be finally free. 3 more hours and my work will be complete. 3 more hours and I'll mark the end of a grueling week. 3 hours from now and I'll finally see the fruits of my week's labor. 3 hours from now and I'll finally have some time to myself for the FIRST time this month.
3 hours from now and I'll at least be free around Nairaland.
Phew! Sweet November.

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Good evening, fam. A damn hellish week it's been.

Looks like I've got some back-reading to do.
Will be right on it.

Annie2gud: If Toolz is stil doing boyfriendship@this Age,i wonder when,the captain go propose to Her na when she don Reach 27yrs?

My goodness, you are very ignorant.

Hold on just a darn minute!

Was Banky W trying to cup a feel or something?

Oludrex: Anything for Alampasu, Yahaya and skipper Musa Mohammed and Iheanacho??

Iheanacho is from Imo State. He was rewarded.

Mehn, that first picture is on point!
The Gaussian Noise roughness detail is KILLING!

Bolt's new song with Nigerian artiste FirstBorn was released yesterday. The song is titled, " Dem Know".

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Download the track and tell me what you think.

Rochas is a dunce.

An opportunist dunce desperate to identify with success he made no contribution to.

Owerri's Heartland FC and Enugu's Rangers FC are the ONLY Nigerian teams to have never tasted relegation ever since they came into existence; but this year, the beloved Heartland FC was THIS CLOSE to tasting that relegation all because of government neglect and Okorocha's refusal to pay the players and the technical crew their salaries.
These people had to march all the way from their home stadium to the Government House, protesting the injustice.

But here he is today, doling out money to the SUper Eagles players who made it, all for the sake of publicity.

Everything about this man is a scam, from his Free Education charade (which he uses the money meant to be paid to the doctors at the state teaching hospital to finance) to his fake road construction projects handled by dubious, nameless firms (which are actually secretly owned by the criminal Rochas himself).

What a crook.

ToyinDipo: @Psychedelia, you just feel like using your last MB on Reinc today, why eviiiils now?

LOL! Don't mind us oh.

I don turn to nite owl these days. Not much activity for daytime eh.

King Rein: No, I googled it

Okay, because the song I know goes like this:

I dropped a tear in the ocean eh
And when you find it
That's the day I'll stop loving you
Come on
If I have only one day on this earth
I'll live tonight, I'll spend tonight, make love tonight
I'll sleep tonight with you by my side


Yeah, something like that.

King Rein: my wife and I are too darn innovative when it comes to sexual activities. We don't need p.orn

Who needs p.orn when you gat satellite pictures?
Oh wait... by the bolded, you mean Musiwa, right?

King Rein:


To my dear Lekpalicious:

I put a tear drop in the Ocean and the day you find it is the day I stop roving you

Heyyyaaaaah. We all listened to R.Kelly too
That's from his song "One Day On This Earth", right?

King Rein: I bet they both watch p.orn movies together. Both p.orn addicts yeah, 3 is a crowd.. i'm not interested

Knowledge of Life: All modern couples, young and aged, watch prrrooon together. Whether it's KamaSutra or the rest.
There's always that 'stash' somewhere.

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ochongonoko: Just in and Confirmed

To our beloved HaCleoNationals and
supporters. I deeply regret to inform you that we (Cleo and Hakeem) are no longer a "couple", as we have decided to maintain a good civil relationship and a close friendship with each other, due to very personal reasons.
I would like to thank you for your heartfelt love and constant support for us both. It pains us to tell you this truth but I'm only being honest with you. We always put God 1st and he has areason and answers for everything.
Never give up on your dreams and never give up on Love. With lots of bittersweet love in my heart...you are forever cherished.... God richly bless you

Cleo
#stolen


Dunno if someone has posted this, had to re-post it. I'm so angry 'cause of this news 'cause of my cleo. I've always hope the relationship will work but I knew it won't. Deep within me, I knew hakkeem is not the right man for MY cleo why? . Mtcheew

Good evening house

*sad mood*

I saw this coming a long time ago.
Hakeem is simply not mature enough for a relationship with someone like Cleo.

Your girlfriend tells you about her past in confidence and you go blabbing to complete nonentities like Fatima and Feza. Na dem be your coaches in your relationship?
He just ain't ready.

Well, best wishes to the two of them.

dre11: chairman you dey mind Dannyxy
na Dillish supporter
so you suppose expect am

Chineeekeeee! So DannyXY na one of those people wey put oga Melvin for his current situation today?

Broda Danny! So na you follow cause why Dillish cart away with de money while Melvin cart away with nothing but his "MOGBE" T-Shirts?

Chai! Aru emeeeeeeeeee!!

King Rein: Its a p.orn site, he is lying

Criminal! When Norton Systems begin dey produce prroon?

Dannyxy: wetin be that?, how much u go pay? Send me etisalat credit

Ehhhn? Ngwanu, send me your number make I give you the keredit.
You sure say you no want Glo credit join?
NITEL credit nko? I add am to the credit I go send you

StateOfMind: *Raises eyebrow*

Why do I have doubts about the bolded..

Serious! It's a SOFTWARE site... Not what you're probably thinking.

I'm not into those types of 'videos'

StateOfMind: ALWAYS on point

Mi amor!

I feel like my reality hurtles through a time lapse whenever I see your tail lights.

What's all the news about these street kids trying to make moves on my lady when I'm away?

Dannyxy: lmao, oya, na because i talk say i love state of mind?.. I no fit laff

Guy, na dis post I dey type all evening oh, but internet no dey gree me send am properly. I'm sure some of you saw my handle "viewing" this thread at odd times. Been trying to post it since.

Ermmm... But my broda... You fit help me "un-talk" dat thing wey you talk a few posts back?

StateOfMind: *rolls eyes*...

Psycheboo, you did not see this right..

LOL! I was multitasking - trying to make a post here while at the same time registering to a software site.
Accidentally hit 'Submit' thinking I was in the other site. Had to quickly edit it.

Anyway, Dannyxy my broda - It's okay to love her, just like D'Banj loves Beyonce. Jigga also doesn't complain

But em... Just like D'Banj, this thread go turn to "Stories That Touch", should someone decide to 'exceed the handshake'

Dannyxy: i no like to put mouth for woman matter but let me say this. I think the girl is childish, afterall who knew her before the whole pic saga?. I am not excusing dillish or saying what she did was right, but the chic should stop over-doing it and get over herself, the fact that dillish still follows the girl shows maturity imo. I don't know if it's a feminine thing, but right now i see the girl as an immature child who whines for attention, and now she has gotten it..

Bros, I'm just going to be straightforward with you here and tell you the truth - You no try at all at all. As in, chaa chaa.

It's always best to properly get your facts before passing judgement. I've tried very hard to see from your point of view, but it just ain't happening.
Your comments couldn't be any further from the truth. As in! You're so so wrong here.

You ask who knew her before the whole saga? Well, I think you should pose that question to her +32,000 followers on Instagram.
Uh, yeah, you read me right -- TEH-TEE-TEW Phucking TAWU-ZAN-DU!
Dillish has 19,000 followers on Instagram while this girl has 32,000 - meaning she's CLEARLY the more popular one, and from the look of things, never gave a phuck about Dillish to begin with.
She's African-American, based in America, so from the look of things, also did not give a phuck about Big Brother Africa.
Here are their handles: Briona Mae and Dillish Mathews. Compare and contrast, then come re-read your post

These two links also effectively counter your assumptions that she's looking for attention. I wonder, attention from whom? A tinier audience comprising brain-dead African worshipers of a girl who won some show in some continent she probably doesn't care about?
You fit give us instances where she even whined about Dillish to begin with?

You make it seem like she should be grateful Dillish (her long-time admirer) decided to follow her after trying to steal her picture as her own and getting caught pants-down! Because by your definition, that should somehow equate to maturity... Okay. If some local celebrity in Sri Lanka tries to steal your identity, gets caught, tries to cover up by following you on Twitter, shey you go also call am maturity?

So Dillish followed her. Cute. That is Dillish's personal choice, which by extension relies on Dillish's personal taste. She followed her because she found her interesting enough to want to be like her.
Obviously, Briona doesn't find her interesting or worth a spot in her Timeline. Whose problem is that? Na Dillish create her Twitter account for her to dictate who she should follow and who she shouldn't?

....

ochongonoko: Y'all remember the mean, swash buckling, daring and strong-willed SPADE?. The nigga that doesn't waver in his decisions?. Well, love has made spade to mellow and let go of his tough interior . My nigga created a new moniker called 'POISONOUSRAT'. The name alone nearly made NL servers to crash, it took KING OCHON to stop the servers from crashing. Everybody tried to dissuade spade from using that moniker, but the mean nigga said NO and even turned to a mellishant guerrilla by saying ' I love it cos it's niceeeeeee' . But SOM heart was shattered on seeing the archaic moniker and cried out to spade, telling him 'StateOfRat' is wack compared to 'SpadeOfMind'. Spade proved stubborn o, but SOM too no gree. Now for the first time out of IHUNANYA(love), spade had to reconsider his decision and created PSYCHEDELIA . No be small thing o. Now it's PsychedelliaOfMind.. What a lovely combo . Ehen, before I forget, history has it that whenever psychedellia SUITS UP in the middle of the night(that's what spade did while waiting for SOM), he will crush any opposition in his way, so reincarnated, the peasant and his fellow stooge, TOYINTOMATO, you might do well to back off .

Tori don almost end o, but it won't be complete without papa ostrich . Good fiffle of BBA land, Kslib has found love albeit codedly . His love interest is our lovely TABH . Yes o. This two love-crazed couples has never stop seizing any opportunity to emit their love rays for all to see. It started small but the love is growing to enviable heights. Their love codes includes ====> ' ^^^' and '*********!' . Whatever it means, we don't know but we know and pray it will lead to a KTABH


For more juicy tales and aproko news, keep it locked on BBA FM.. 99.7, NL


your correspondent, KING OCHON Reporting for BBA newpapers

*faints, dies, reincarnates*

AprokOchon reporting from Nairaland Radio 41.9 FM, I dey hail ooo!

MDMA: If I may ask, please give us a list of your current favorite songs?

PSYCHEDELICS, I suppose?

Well... Here goes...
In no particular order:

Planet Caravan - by Black Sabbath
Going Under - by Evanescence
Safe and Sound - by Capital Cities
Blind - by Lifehouse
Skyway Avenue - by We The Kings
Wherever You Will Go - by The Calling
Closing Time - by Greenday
Diary of Jane - by Breaking Benjamin
Imagine Dragons - by Radioactive
Going Down In Flames - by 3 Doors Down.

I've also got to add...

While this may be an OK song and all, it doesn't strike as the type that would stand the test of time.

It's more of a Play-For-Just-This-Week-And-Forget-It-Ever-Existed-Afterwards type of song.

Non-offensive, but at the same time, non-remarkable.

It's just there, dude.

Fairly decent effort from Dr. Sid.
Niggah seemed neglected all through the past 2 years.

Must say though, it ain't the same without the Mo'Hits full house. Now everywhere don desert finish.

Chai... Dis thing don depreciaaaaaate.

*Goes back to playing "Close To You" by Mo'Hits All-Stars*

Goodnight everyone

Reincarnated: Psychedelia, wetin u still dey do for hia

Suiting up before calling it a night... Yeah, even though it's actually 2:10AM where I am.

I have a long day ahead of me, and I long to see StateOfMind again... But I suppose that would be at dusk.