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Nsogbu dikwa oooooooo!!!

Na this team we wan carry go World Cup?

Na im be say dem go mercilessly rape us without Vaseline!

Woopsie!

Our team...

Nigeria XI v Italy:
Ejide; Kwambe, Oboabona, Egwuekwe, Francis; Onazi, Mikel, Oduamadi, Moses, Dike & Ameobi.

Woohoo! No Ideye or Musa. Thank you Jesus!

Ermmm... But it still sucks Ameobi is part of the team sha.

Please, guys, PLEEEEEASE tell me Ideye is not in this team.

Sorry he couldn't make it.

He was washing plates for Kanye at that point.

By the way... Stirf ot Momtcen.

Where are the abs, please?
He looks like he just escaped from a concentration camp.

Brotha needs to chop up some more.
Flat chest n' shhitt.

#TeamNigeria

192nd to comment.

isale_gan2: What clean sheet streak? What match was it when that astonishing goal happened? That was like 3 Super Eagles match back, no? You must be talking about his overall goalkeeping, mostly his club streak, right? Anyway, I'm a huge fan of Enyeama's. Love him.

Yeah, I was actually talking about his overall record.

Anyway, I just hope the Italians have the decency to atleast use Vaseline tonight

Fine boy.

Feels like it was just yesterday when I had my first 'Olympic Exercise Book', Mickey Mouse pencil, as well as 12-color set of crayons.

May he be the light of his generation, and a shining example to the generations that follow.

I'm deeply sad Enyeama's clean sheet streak might be ending tonight

Avocado!!!

No wonder I dey always change my trousers 4 times every night

Umm... I don't even know what I'm supposed to be looking at. WHere are the eyes? Which one's the head? The thing looks blurred.
What's scary about it?

pro01: It is nonetheless beyond doubt that the oyinbo people made it all happen. . . .this effectively waters down any bragging rights the SA black populace might purport to have about not being in the same boat with other African countries.

Come to think of it, Botswana is the only wholly 'black' country in the world that has any semblance of development and economic prosperity. If not for Botswana, it would have been plausible to argue that active 'white' input and participation is necessary to achieve development and prosperity. It's a crying shame.

Errr... Not quite. Who told you Botswana was "wholly black"?
Check their history. They've still got lots of white people running things from the background.

If we're talking about a largely black country with a prosperous streak, that would be The Bahamas.

StateOfMind: Cleo leaked the pictures, but hakeem started the money convo, she asked if they would continue to deceive people and bla bla.. Either ways I'm very much disappointed in cleo. Very foolish of her to have done that. She probably thought she was soiling hakeem's image but the joke is on both of them. Have no words for hakeem, that one has always been a f00l. Just so unfortunate cleo rolled in the mud with him. To the extent of scamming her fans? getting gifts and making a living out of them? What a terrible thing to do for a rising star like herself.. Her short legs aren't even firm in the entertainment industry yet and she's already having a bad reputation. Big shame

Na she sabi...

Oh? This WhatsApp thing came pre-installed in my phone, but I've never opened it in my life. Have no idea how it works.
You mean the wielder of the phone is the one whose messages appear in lemon green? So, the crook with the white posts was even Hakeem!
SMH, what a douche. But I'm not really surprised. His excessive whining about Cleo whilst in the BB House did seem a tad fake.

Truth be told, relationships built outside the house do tend to stand the test of time better than the ones formed within those dreary walls.

In the BB House, you're forced to 'work' with what's in front of you. That 4'11" man with only 2 pairs of "Fruit of The Loon" boxer shorts is going to BE your type, whether you like it or not; likewise the girl with the tattoo-ed face and Bata sandals.
But when you're out of the house, and your options open again, that fake BB relationship as well as the fake manufactured 'feelings' will evaporate in an instant.
So, in a way, it's best to first leave the house, expose yourself to those different options, and if you still find yourself attracted to that housemate, then it most likely is real.

Oh, and by the way... This is STILL NOT an endorsement of Melvin

Lekwenu ukwu eeeeeeeeeee!!!

Don't let me catch you in bed, I swear!

manny4life: Nne I no join them, I was replying my brother who's advising Igbo men against Yoruba girls who use pregnancy to hold down men which leads to marriage. I explained you can't blame the Igbo boys for doing so simply because there's a reason why they do so. I don't blame anyone who's caught up like that... Nne kedu ife ojoo m kwuru? Ka'anyi bu ndi igbo chegharia, rapu omume anyi, odiro mma... Onwelu ife umu nwoke Igbo nafu na aru ndi umu nwanyi yoruba, until we ask ourselves serious questions, fighting on NL won't cut it.

Nwokem, keduzikwanu nke bu "Nne"?
Abi "Psychedelia" don turn to "Genitaliia"? Bia, stopukwaa dat thing.

Abum okorobia rijuru afo biko

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manny4life: You can't blame the guys, is it when marrying has turned into investment, what do you expect? I have one very close to me who's in the same situation, went to his parents for blessing, They rejected. They insisted that the girl should have the child and if need be, they will take care but their son will not marry outside Igbo.

Slowly but surely, you sef don join tribalism.

Agwa gi adirozi mma.

homesteady: BTW, is it only me that noticed that Many top musicians did not attend the wedding? are they beefing or what?

Na native wedding naa. They're not usually star-studded.

Wait for the white wedding. Na that one go end discussion finally.

Oh, by the way...

Bam! I don jam Toke Makinwa again for dis thread.

I think this woman is stalking my eyeballs.

Please people, educate my dull self here...

But how did Peter and Lola's beautiful love union degenerate to senseless fights about Drug Trafficking, Abacha, Diya, etc again?

Seriously, like I told myself before, I'm reeeeeaaally starting to hate Nairaland.

Bia, dis Toke Makinwa, WTF!?

It's like everywhere I turn for Nairaland, she go dey.
Peter Okoye wedding, she dey.
Tiwa Savage Hens' Night, she dey.
Picture with Genevieve, she dey.
Anambra election, she dey.
New Yam Festival, she dey.

Ahn ahn! O gini!!?

*Subscribing*

Me I just dey observe...

owolabifunke14: Has the final result came out? Anambra people messed up by rejecting labour party,we the people of Ondo are happy today because we voted the right person into office.Watch how Labour party will destroy APC in Ekiti next year,no amount of rigging will save APC and PDP that day.

But the problem is, LP fielded a money-miss-road this year for Anambra. If not, I believe they would've done better.

Soludo messed up by wasting his life on APGA instead of using LP. Anambra people were willing to vote him regardless of the party he was in.

I do feel a little embarrassed when I revisit the Big Brother Africa thread of 2010 and see myself celebrating my rigging prowess

His parents should also ask his alma-mater to refund all the money they spent on his education, cuz he's obviously still an i.d.iot.

ochongonoko: WTF are you guys on about?. Me the prof moniker? . Like seriously? . You both should go bite your fingers, suck y'all thumb or something, if both of you are bored.

I ain't the prof moniker, lemme set the record straight. There are shíts I cant even think of doing. Create an alt account to diss my BBA threadmates?. For real?. I still can't believe you two didn't see the humour in my 'recap'. Even after the 'grins' and the glaring jokes and subsequent 'explanations' that all those things I wrote in my recap are all jokes 'formulated' by me to spice this place up. That y'all especially spade took it this serious is beyond me.

I'm stopping the 'recap', I guess people don't know when one is joking. Apologies once again to those that took my jokes serious.
Peace!!

Unu afukwa? But bros, nobody ever took you or your jokes seriously, and I thought the replies (or lack thereof) that followed made that clear enough.
And obviously my post to ToyinDipo was also a joke, since it contained "grins". Or did you miraculously miss that and instead choose to write this term paper epistle of yours?

But I'm still puzzled.

If Cleo really leaked those pictures, then I'd say she really shot herself on the foot there, cuz the conversation paints her in a worse shade than it does Hakeem.

From their exchange, Hakeem looked like the honest one who was done with the fakeness and all, and really wanted them to put a stop to it (at least until cash was mentioned); while Cleo looked like a scammer who cared little about her fans and supporters, and would willingly con them at the drop of a hat. Remember, it was she who brought money into the convo.

I know she's got more going for her, with the rising music career, but the betrayal of trust would make a lot of her fans really think twice before backing her henceforth.

I sure say fear don catch Rochas