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god_of_music: LWKMD! Ochi atagbuo'm!! Ha bia na-arafu mmadu si na ha na yi
So you'r Igbo?? Never knew
#TeamGOM

Ha! You mean you didn't know?
How many Fulani people you don see wey dey list Bende, Abia as their hometown?

ToyinDipo: @Ochon
You just won't stop. Reading your short drama, I could only picture a disgruntled chap trying to splash water in my face. Seriously, if this is what you consider as fun then it's beginning to sound as obsession. Just let it slide, I don't really fancy dragging petty stuffs like.
BTW, I saw that stunt you were trying to pull with that prof moniker, to call it cowardly and dumb is to actually give it a false praise.

Niggah thought he'd be getting replies and counter-posts aplenty with his castrated Prof moniker; but as everyone just take snub him and his boring cowardly epistle, na so the whole thing take crumble like a pack of cards.

FAIL

O g'eme ndi nkea ka o bu egwuregwu mgbe oge nke fa g'eru.
O g'emekwanu fa VOOM n'anya

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZP_KWmCAAANBC9.jpg

Tabh: Nawa o, what a display of immaturity. Good they are separated joo.

Like seriously! Glad that's over.
They may have looked good in the house, but you could tell, from their body language, they were never meant to be.

I guess it was Cleo who leaked the WhatsApp messages...

[size=14pt]Revealed: How Hakeem and Cleo Faked Their Romance[/size]

We broke the story yesterday of how BBA couple Hakeem and Cleo decided to call it quits and the two even went ahead to post messages on their Facebook and Twitter pages to confirm the break up.

The shocking truth though is that these two were not a couple in the first place and the break up was something they staged to put an end to the fake romance they had made everyone believe. Read their Whatsapp conversation below;

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Reliable sources also continue to reveal that Cleo resolved to end the romance on hearing about Hakeem and Huddah's sexcapade, but later decided to go on faking it for their fan's sake.

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Some of her fans had even threatened not turn up for any of her shows if she would refuse to kiss and makeup with Hakeem. It was these same fans who even paid for her ticket to Zimbabwe among other expenses, and even bought her the new car she now has.

Below is a party flier among many others from which they managed to make plenty of money, making appearances as a couple;

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Reportedly also, is that Hakeem’s baby mama is pregnant again for him, and it just so happens that Cleo is rumored to be dating singer Sway. See Cleo with Sway in the pic below;

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These two later staged the "timely" break up, and had managed to get away with it, seeing that many of their fans had believed the irreconcilable differences excuse they gave, but the truth as we bring it to you right now is that they have been playing on everyone's mind the whole time, acting like a sweet couple when in reality it was all just for the cameras and fame.

Read how they staged the break up in the Whatsapp convo below;

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http://www.bigbrotherafricafanclub.com/2013/11/revealed-how-hakeem-and-cleo-faked.html

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Broken TV: you are a fool do you not know their where restriction of movement yesterday. governor obi was not allowed to move around that yesterday so who is El rufai

And you're a basttard from a lineage of vagabonds and bottom-feeders if you can't address people without resorting to petty gutter language.
It is on record that Governor Peter Obi has played the most divisive politics of recent times just to cover up his thieving asss.
Governor Peter Obi was not allowed to move around yesterday? Of course - It's a phucking election day. There's usually a curfew around the city centre.
But answer me - Did Governor Peter Obi have SSS agents hang around outside his room, violate his personal freedom as a human being and place him on house arrest as was the case with El-Rufai? Why is the difference so difficult for your millet-sized brain to understand?

Next time, ensure you fully comprehend a person's post before lashing out like a jungle-dwelling yahoo!

To say the truth, Peter Obi really is a hypocrite.

Oh, by the way...

Now that Nigeria and Ivory Coast have qualified, expect this symbol to show up in Lagos and Abidjan

https://static.goal.com/332200/332266_heroa.jpg

I just saw the CONCACAF qualification victors, and the way CONCACAF is structured, USA is almost always guaranteed a slot in the FIFA World Cup, regardless of the fact that their team sucks.

So, on aggregate, it's now Ivory Coast 4 - 2 Senegal.

njokusboy: Taaa, ur own problem na maria, u had dis funnt idea dat maria would have made melvin better.. If say she survive ahead of dillish na she sef for win becos naija for even hype her pass dillish walai...

Maria improving Melvin's game was part of it, but not in the way you think.

Had Nigeria added to her One Vote, that would've made it 2, and that would've seen Natasha join Bolt on that stage instead of her.

Now, remember that was also a day after Dillish had given Melvin that "Power of No", wey some Nigerians begin dey wake up to the reality of a Mellish being a pipe dream.
Maria being in the game would've amplified the reality of a Mellish never happening, and atleast set the ball rolling for a remotely interesting union.

But in the end, none of that happened. Melvin just go there to bathe 74 times a day and come out with "Ama Kip Kip" T-shirts

Circle-Of-Life:
like say e no shock u too.....afta all d ugochukwu akpors and oghenetamuno wey una use scatter our brain

LMAO! Mehn, in the end, 'The Anglicans' went with Dillish, Ethelbert went with Beverly, while Melvin's church was filled with 'Romanus' and his pack of 'Niggers'

Kslib: Lol. How i go forget.. I dey chop yam that day,only to come see pic wey erase my appetite..

I still remember the guy face sef!!!

Reminds me of one disgusting experience I had during Uni days.

I dey for bathroom dey bathe, and my laptop dey logged on; na im one random bassttard coursemate like dat come sneak into my room, go for the laptop, type in "Blue Waffle" for Google Images, download the picture, select "Set as Desktop background", come off the computer, then sneak out from the room.
You know what "Blue Waffle" is? It's a HIGH DEFINITION picture of a disease-infected, puss-filled vaaagina, ZOOMED IN to such brain-melting detail.
So, that morning wey I wan come use my computer, my breakfast dey in front of me (Custard and moin-moin). I don chop the food half way already, with some in my mouth, when I come boot my computer.
Guy! I dey tell you, I VOMIT the WHOLE THING straight! While the mofo was in his room laughing his asss off

Circle-Of-Life:
omo, as soon as i hear "Melvin, u have bin evicted", i just weak...e do me like feem treek true true

Because una no gree accept all the warnings wey I been dey give una on Melvin underperformance in all matters BBA.

E shock una eeee

King Rein: On pg 1149 has GOM displaying his madness with a p.orn picture

Jesus Christ! And the picture is still there o!

Kslib: That reminds me..

Spade once posted a pic of a Guy banging a horse!!

This thread is crazy i sweear!!

Hahahahahahahaaaa! Una still remember o!

King Rein: LWKMD! You better close that mouth. I was so mad that day because I remember how I was dissed for saying Bimp was the smartest way to go and not Dillish. I just couldn't understand how voting Dillish made any sense and I was especially mad at safri cuz she now went and spread the word on twitter for people to vote Dillish. Mschettt . LOL I didn't even really rant that day cuz I was on my way to pick someone from the airport. All I did was tell her to stfu and that her and Spade shouldn't even dare try to "permutate" if I knew anybody going for bba .

Mehn I still remember all the insults I received when I said I won't vote Dillish. Spade abi Kslib was like for once why can't u reason with sense. Can u just imagine? As if that wasn't what I was doing. That week was so irritating.. I even stopped halfway and started voting Angelo so their plan will fall through

Nah. Dude, at that point in the game, there was no going back. Voting Bimp still wouldn't have aided Melvin. Na Beverly Ethiopia for still vote.

The week I pleaded with them to vote Maria was actually the most decisive week of all, and no-one listened. So, at that the latter stages, it wasn't going to make any difference anymore for Melvin, because Beverly would've gotten Ethiopia (I said it) with or without Nigeria voting Bimp, or probably SA if Nigeria voted Angelo, but that still wouldn't have helped her win, because we all knew she was never gonna get no Naija or ROA vote. It was clear as day. So, na split votes we dey avoid.

The way I even saw it at that point, Melvin seemed the 'chosen one' among Nigerians, so it was best to work in harmony to atleast help the Nigerian win.

The big surprise was Angelo's eviction. Choi. I really thought he was even strong, as South Africans made us all believe.

According to the map, Nigerians are among the smartest Africans around, scoring higher than South Africa, Botswana, Zimbabwe, Ghana, Benin, Togo, etc.

And it appears the 67 average IQ story was a farce.

By the way, DMalam was behind the Dillish moniker, right?

njokusboy: So psychedelia was wrong Ur ministery don dey become lukewarm...

LOL. My comment was made based on a funny old accusation made by Tucktudicko long ago. This is the first time I'm seeing Sexy Fox since then, so I just reminded her of it. It doesn't have to be true.

Here's the post:

tuktudicko: @safarigal AKA sexy fox
U can't fool me, its easy 2type wit two systems @ d same tym....
Ur reply 2spade fuucked ur style up...
U wanted 2 reply as safarigal bt mistakenly replied as sexy fox...
GOTCHA!

https://www.nairaland.com/1302478/big-brother-africa-chase-official/1155#17305566


During the good ol' Melvin Extremist days

Sexy Fox: I nor be Safarigirl. Go wear Eye glass. My name na Sexy Fox.

Oy. Got it.

@OP

The figures you're posting are observations made by the people at the polling units.

Wait for the closed-door counting of the votes at the INEC state headquarters.

Na there you go see real Magic Numbers

Sexy Fox: But the match was boring.

Hiiiiiii Safarigirrrrrrl!

Keshi captained the Super Eagles in USA 94; and 20 years after, he's coaching the Super Eagles for Brazil 2014.

So, Nigeria is officially the first African team to qualify for Brazil 2014.

But mehn, this is Keshi's final chance to get his acts together and build a steady FIRST ELEVEN.

Get rid of Brown Ideye and Ahmed Musa now. They had their phucking chances and they squandered them all. We've given them ENOUGH opportunities to redeem themselves but it's all been for naught! Ideye is just another Yakubu waiting to happen. Enough already!

Get in touch with Osaze.
His attitude may be garbage sometimes, but you can never deny his skills and determination to serve his country.

This is the WORLD stage, and there's absolutely no room for costly tactical GOOFS!

I've said my piece.
Good luck to the Super Eagles.

Nonso23: See fair weather Nigerians o!
As soon as Nsofor score na so traffic build up sotey to comment ordinary 'goal' nairaland dey tell me an 'unexpected error just occurred'

people wey no dey here since don first me comment!

A football match is, first of all, an ENTERTAINMENT EVENT.
So if the players can't see it in themselves to put up a worthwhile show, the VIEWING audience ain't gonna be phucking with them under any circumstance - countryman or not.
And that's the truth.

We now lead them on a 4-1 goal aggregate.

Nigeria qualify for the World Cup, while Ethiopia qualify for the Hunger Games.

Epic goal from Nsofor, in what is otherwise a very boring match.

But mehn, the Ethiopian goalkeeper dull no be small!

alligatorswerve: You don chop. go inside now, you papa dey bleep your mama. go stop them

Shey na you been wan pick on another person's grammar to embarrass her and make yourself feel good, not knowing you were infact the wrong one here.

Breeze don blow, your nyash don open... And e dey smell well well

Na waaa ooh!

Na now wey I learn say our U-17 team get more fans than our Super Eagles team.

When you see them dribble, pass, tackle or shoot, you feel their shiitt and you can't help but smile. That's what we call an INSPIRED team! Approaching each match like it was their last, and never afraid to keep banging in those goals.

But these guys? Phucking embarrassment! Never seen an international match as boring as this one in 2013. For heavens' sake!!!