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PS: Beauty is a fhucking nutcase who URGENTLY needs to be removed from that house to go seek professional help. She should be in a psychiatric hospital, not the Big Brother house.
And if you support her shenanigans for anything other than the controversy, you're equally a fhucking iddiot. No exceptions.

Groovy = GIGASIMP

What the fhuck is this Eloswag guy capping about?

"I know people in your level love me so much. Amaka already said she likes me. Fhuck Giddifiya, we know it's not only him she likes. I've heard side comments from four or five girls saying Eloswag is sexy. I came in with the playboy vibes, even my guys will be like, Eloswag is talking to Phyna. Me I be soft boy and you be soft girl".

Again... What the fhuck is this guy driving at? Alcohol don finish this boy.

Please, does Amaka have body odour or something?
Cuz how is no guy looking in the direction of such a fine girl? Abi there's something we're missing?

My Man, Kanayo!
He should use Tinubu for rituals jor.

Secondly:
Maybe he's eventually going to retire Ozo in the SIMPing Kingdom?

That's gonna be a really difficult feat, cuz Ozo really left an unforgettable mark on the Simpsons Hall of Fame.
He's still the MVP MVS, but let's see what happens with Sheggz in the coming days sha

Wetin Chichi carry for back?

Groovy is a fine boy.
No cap.

Guy, see as Groovy dey sweat shaa.
That place go dey smell bad baaaad

safarigirl:
LOL..

I cannot believe people are going crazy in the party and these ones are outside, discussing Bella

Chai! Even Ozo no fit comot from party to do this sort of meeting on top Nengi head

Sheggz na Ozo Pro Max with tattoo add-ons.

Sheggz is an up and coming SIMP.
You love to see it.

LMAO!!!

Bella is tired of talking about love. She's not a woman of love anymore. Impending hunger don dey reset her brain before-hand. Is God not wonderful?

Yuneehk:
Is it names of noisemakers Eloswag is writing?

They did well, say it.

Baba dey calculate the number of Munch-Its he'd need to eat in order to survive this week, cuz that's all they're gonna be having.

MizzD:
It’s clear Adekunle has worked in a corporate organization before.

Was about to say this

Chiefheywhy:
Less than $3

The HOH (Fireboy DML) looks crestfallen.

I dey see Eric and Lilo when I look at Sheggz and Bella.

Abeg, this 1500 Pocket Naira, if you convert am for dollar, how much e fit be?

Islanders don collect die

Damn. Biggie calling these fake-ass housemates.

Giel:
Who was the trenches Housemate that was shading Islanders? Not cool. Island didn't shade them at all.

Shey na because the sound engineer no put their own microphone for us to directly hear you dey talk this one? Ehh kwa?

Oshokhai69:
Timid ass Shegz hiding for back

Na only when dem mention SHIP hin peh-niss go stand

"Dem think say na to get fine boys"

"These people fit take voluntary exit"

On God, these trenches babes sabi hate shaa

[quote author=Tatiana4u post=115201372][/quote]I fucking LOVE that nigga

I want the Islanders to lose spectacularly.
Rooting for the trenches because I'm such a sucker for the Grass-to-Grace trope.
Plus, these Island fellows are all about Shipments and nothing else.

Sheggz be acting like a very odd mix of Ozo and a poor man's Kiddwaya.


Last last, I'm rooting for that weirdo Hermes.
Ass!

nomenclature:
Which one una don fit do for africa,ordinary to produce plastic buttons for those equipments una no fit produce

I'm a Chemical Engineer in Canada, sir.

LMAO.
Peep the ENTIRELY ANALOGUE setup
Sha, maybe it's working for them.

ThatWriterBoy:
Good afternoon everyone. I just started to learn to code a few months ago. I have been using my phone since I started with Sololearn, but now I want to get a laptop to continue.
However, I have been wondering if it's possible for me to get a tablet instead and write my codes there.
Are there any disadvantages? Please enlighten me.

* Just get a 10" tablet, like the Lenovo M10 FHD (which has split screen capabilities). Around 120K in nairas.

* Buy a USB Type-C OTG (Around 2K)

* Buy the wireless keyboard/mouse combo. (Havit makes stuff like this). Around 8K nairas.

1. Connect the wireless receiver to the OTG
2. Connect the OTG to your tablet. Your tablet will recognise the device, and you'd be able to use your mouse/keyboard on it just as you would on a computer.
3. Set your tablet to landscape mode.

Finish!

NigeriaB:
Oga, you don do all these courses before?

Where in my post is that implied?

1. Electrical/Electronics Engineering
2. Pharmacy
3. Medicine & Surgery
4. Architecture
5. Accountancy
6. Physics
7. Aeronautics Engineering (ie. Mechanical Engineering)
8. Law
9. Chemical Engineering
10. Biochemistry

These are my top 10 most difficult courses of study.
I did number 9, though.

tillaman:
All I see is a failed lecturer, Naija students for uptown dey do well, even the ones that lecturers in Naija varsity declared dumb are geniuses in Uptown

True

Jesus.
I see ECO402 there, so that's a final year course. And since that's an even number at the last digit, it means it's a second semester course.

So, wait, as dem don fail am, na so dem take get extra year, shey?

Bonkers!