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ThiefOfHearts:
na my microbraids David call "dreads" eh? We shall see

shush I had trouble remembering what it was really called.

Veracious:
PTH
in another tread you profess your unchanging love for kanz,then here on these tread you choose to date TOH. please be specific.

Is who i pick that important to you? Trust me the chic i picked knows herself already, she isnt unduly worried about professions of "undying love" that don't go beyond nairaland. 

Veracious:
@topic

am still searching for that special someone to be just my freind and nothing else,because am not looking for a date.

Good consolation price.  You really dont want to scare the brothers any further.

+osisi:
ask PTH.
He is veteran

mama osisi u no go kill me.

How to get banned:
1. Insult or belittle obantalapipi consistently.
2. Go to the muslim threads and tell the truth about muslims and allah.

Pronto your request is granted!

faketan:
PTH can't you hear? She is with me. We have been in I'm since and u are still laying claim, what a world

no problem sir!  

+osisi:
you better be ready,the girl is tough o.
She has slaughtered many a men in my very before.
don't say I didn't warn you

he's already too late. There must be someone else bearing TOH somewhere else that he can look for   if he must get someone by that name.

+osisi:
david is my nairaland brother.I know him nairalandly speaking

my sister abeg dont mind these people always spoiling for a fight.

aloib:
lol.PTH what would u ave done

you really wont want to know. . .     Manila isnt that very far u know.

faketan:
I want TOH

Maybe in another life.   Hae patience.

Aloib, na +osisi save you today.  
Faketan, infact i take back the offer, you dont deserve aloib. . .  

niceuzor relax, no one is calling u gay. Na wa o, every single comment is now an avenue to brawl eh?

@ niceuzor, telling +osisi, one of my favorites on this forum to piss off is not a smart way of being my "main man".  

@ faketan, lol niceuzor is male and where i come from being gay is more like a taboo. No thank you. TOH is every bit a female, she'll do just fine.  
You can have aloib. trust me she's a knock-out beauty  

+osisi, i'm seeing niceuzor in the lobby as you said just to be cautious.  

faketan:
I was in limbo, but now that I am out. I will have gto take what belongs to me.

You will lose .

u are a lost case.   Keep dreaming.

niceuzor:
Oh really? i see but david can we chat privately?

yeah sure.

aloib:
hmm pth my eyes r on you o, he just used to style to tell Toh that shes making him go crazy, dreds ko locks ni,

its not bad to say the truth.  

spoilt:
thought you were a changed man. you just preached an abstinence sermon few posts back. remember?

i'm a changed man o. But just once to prove a point to TOH. . . she threw the first gambit.

niceuzor:
David what's going On you using two Nairaland id?

What about the old One?

Or Oga don ban you!!!

nah, oga was afraid of the old one and banned it.

faketan:
weewu, I don laugh taya.

Colonize ke.

I will hide in between then.

I go put my head for this one. You wan fight?


I no de go any front. If u wan share na im be say u go lose kpatakpata

Dont bother fighting a lost battle. Where were you when the explorers where berthing their ships on the new world?

ThiefOfHearts:
Not a fan of this word "swallow"

its my favorite word.   Dont worry you can expunge it from your own dictionary.  

+osisi:
TOH stop tempting David,you Delilah

This time, tempting is allowed from TOH only.

faketan:
hahahahahahahahahaha

You wan fight? easy o. Ok take fron make I take the bakassi. That one better pass. Omonaija

no decieve urself bros. I don colonize this virgin land. Go front go find ur own.

+osisi:
nice pic TOH.
we have very similar skin tone but my mercedes are bigger than yours
but who's measuring ROFL

those mercedes are big enough nwam.

+osisi:
They are called microbraids.

YES! Braids, microbraids are better. But i've heard it takes ages to make and they can be painful. But its worth it if it looks very good on you and dont leave them on for 6 months!  

faketan:
finally TOH your pic is out from limbo. u sexy with a suicide clea,

sharrap! The more you look the less you see.   Leave my twin properties alone.

ThiefOfHearts:
ew dreads ke?

Its not dreads, i forget the name. You have them on your hair right now (in your profile), the tiny weaves in front.

+osisi:
hmm
at least that's something those white girls don't have. lol

lol Frankly white girls dont necessarily have nice hair even though their's is far easier to manage. I dont like white girls with thin wispy hair (they shed a lot!) or straight hair especially brunettes. Trust me, its not fun having a chic shed all over ur house. eww!

echelon:
@topic

Onyemaechi= Who knows tomorrow?

Echidime= Tomorrow is pregnant

Ogadimma= e go better

You can actually form a sentence with these names.

Who knows tomorrow, it is pregnant with things we dont know. abeg e go better.

In igbo - Onyemaechi, Echidime we dont know. Abeg Ogadimma.

spoilt:
hmmmm. this is getting interesting. TOH are you up for the offer?

she lost the right to have a say in this matter when she said i was asexual. She's going to have to swallow her words, period!

+osisi:
how about weaves?

I can manage weaves, what's that tiny dreads women put on? That drives me positively crazy!

+osisi:
you must be peering too hard,haba.
Every girl should have a few good wigs for bad hair days

"bad hair days" is not an excuse, besides some women are no good at dorning wigs. Please make your hair, wigs are a huge no no!

easimoni:
Osisi, it's so true.

Here in the US, you can always pick naija women out from a mile away. They are usually poorly dressed with whack hair and even whacker make-up!

this is the one aspect that never fails to turn me off. Women with unkempt nappy hair peeping under a "blonde" wig!!

ThiefOfHearts:
I'd think you were gay and trying to use me as a "beard"

ThiefOfHearts:
ok fine not gay. how about asexual?

Your words may just come back to haunt you. On second thoughts i just might want to prove that i'm not asexual once wont hurt eh at least so long as you're made to eat your words.

There's an easy way of determining whether you love a woman enough to walk down the isle with her: (personal oppinion)
- if all you think about is getting her into bed barely a few weeks after you first met, forget it. Bang and go!
- If you find yourself showing a lot of restraint and respect to her by keeping of sexually, bros unless something terrible happens you have just found the woman. Living without sex does not kill, there are so many things to learn about a woman than how well she does in bed. Keep your hands off her and you just might enjoy your relationship more. Without the unecessary guilt and apprehension that comes with sex.

Why eat the yam while it is still cooking on the fire?

omoge:
@ omoge25

you are very correct. i heard same thing from Nigerian students too. for me i was lucky to have asians as roomies. their food sef get as e be sometimes. so am always making my stew for dinner (which they loved). the only time the only white roommate commented (or complained) was when i was making dried crayfish stew for my yam. she came in from class and asked ''what died in the apt? we should call campus cop", i was really upset but kept quite. she saw the look on my face and left. true the thing smell no gree leave the apt for days .

we really need to call the cops!

tnaidaR:
In other words, you've stopped "banging" until you get married or you're married?

I'm a new creature, old things have passed away, behold all things have become new.

omoge:
some useful men who are blinded by love many times fall for the scrupples of useless women who appear useful outside. They are well dressed and well mannered outside but pigs and lazy inside.

hehehehehe you fell for one?

yeah, once. Now i wont date you until i've watched your lifestyle over a couple of months. Naija girls are worse, they are excellent at putting up false fronts. You see them, walking goddesses outside yet on the inside their hair is simply a wig covering a mess, nails are false polished sheens covering crud laden nails, their rooms are not fit for human existence and their kitchens? dont even go there if you still want to retain ur breakfast.

Dem plenty for nairaland. they are the ones who shout the loudest.

He's going to go the way of Francis Jeffers and Chris Sutton. At least Sutton scored some goals at Celtic, Nugent can't hit a barn door at present and has no skill whatsoever! Its easy to run rings around Crystal palace defenders.

must we "bang" before marriage?
I think it ruins whatever relationship you might have had. . . personal oppinion here based on experiences.

some useful men who are blinded by love many times fall for the scrupples of useless women who appear useful outside. They are well dressed and well mannered outside but pigs and lazy inside.