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ediooots in black
plus Hedioot as wiked boss

the day the police shocked me was wen i visited the station fr some clearance n this woman came with food to giv the husband that had been locked fr days, the female officers dere said she had to pay them some cool cash bfr givin d fud or she leaves

donprosper6:
hot 4 pro gets 7.0 update by June

even with the Lite version

am currently using 300 operamini of 1gb which can download n also play videos on facebook plus watsapp.. its jst bae

U nid a chill glass of sense oo fr dis good friday?

like who TF wud park a car on a railway line crossing?

You know some relationship this days is more like a comic tale. Full of rib cracking lies, drama, crazy things n otherwise..

Lets post some funny lies u ve heard ur partner vomit before

Whitehousechick:
She said no one should brainwashed me, you are brainwashing me... She won't like that

so much for a teen then, wen u grow up...u should put wat I've told u to practice...

Game over

you played kul tho

Whitehousechick:
I think I've got to get going...

Mum will kill me for this

lock up girls are boring... tel her I said "hi" btw

he's balling with corks

Whitehousechick:
Why are burying it?

Don't they have want to use it again?
Is it dead that they are burying it in a hole?

No it gets stronger in d hole, oh com on.. its a hole u've got too, n its called puusssy... like pooooseeeee

Whitehousechick:
Oops. Just a minute ago I learned the word "dicks" from Benita27. Now I have learned another...


Oh God, mum must not hear all this.

awwwn, dats so sweeeet... bt did u also learn about the hole its normally buried?

Whitehousechick:
Why are they eating humans. That's barbaric. Only salvages does that

nah, they nad cannibals... its simply called SUCKING OF DICCKK

op frm d facial xpression of dat gal, dats exactly hw ur village pipo r looking at you n ur daftness

Whitehousechick:
What kind of action sir. Was she eating a hot food?

more like sucking some human meat, u know.. some like sausage

see her bulky nyash, i biliv na hin deface dat toilet seat

Whitehousechick:
Please what is mouth action?

doing action with ur mouth

Dont mind em preferential hoesss

just talk to him bout him n ur frnd, if he doesn't mk sense.. then get yo frnd away frm d idioot

GOODLUCK hommie

konji is simply a baastard

her bweasts are not happy wit her

na nokia C1 she dey use snap?

NevetsIbot:
The empty brain of the op

Bt who's oohpee?

Jst to win a gal, It's only in nollywood a native doctor will tell u to bring


A tooth of a mad monkey

The sperm of a sick crocodile
kidney of a blind lizard
tongue of a virgin toad

Add urs jare

Leggo

sammuell:
Say'hu summer came early

isit kul?

Lets jst get relieved a lil, share the title of d song u played last on yo phone

Mine: Side to side by Ariana Grande

Share urs too

La click la fart

Sir pls grow ur wings faster, nice1

Key to the other room?

Dnt get it, u a male or female?