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cruzita:
I have dated 3 brothers at once and I never regretted it

3 is even small fr u, was dia dad available as well?

firstEVA:

u like em right?

Vinshu:
What's your point?

You want a woman to suffer with you till death? You want a woman to marry you when you are poor? I'm confused. Educate me please.

No.1 is obvious n how TF is no.2 even possible? cus am confused as well

Spider

Hope u refering to naija girls alone, cus dat repulsive mindset is common among dem

Time and sacrifice will tell

When she keeps it real

Oohpee, may u live long

fink u r jst being clueless fr fun dis midnight, jst try n slip.it'll help

Let d waaaar begin

JhimmySpark:
Twas during my IJMB dayz, sum years bak. She was d Christian fellowship vice president. Xo pretty, figure 8, pointed nose, front and bak moderate. Chioma is an evidence of God's perfection in creationion. Wen she sings itz lyk heaven gona fall. Rarely talk in class. Alwys reading her bible. Bible discussion brought us together. One tin led to another we got close, buh i dare not ask her out. Fortunately she sent me a txt msg one cool evenin, can't remember al d content, buh it was fill in d gap. D endin of d mssg was....... "I lov U, will u
........ Me" twas asif i was dreaming. She called immediately asking for my response. I was just stuttering on d fone. She just said 'think about' it nd hung up. Som minutes later she cald bak saying she couldn't sleep i was lyk y? She said she need a reply from me. I ended d call. Texted her 3 LA4VA2 5. Nxt day bin Sunday she just cald dah shez @ my junction i shld com get her. I was al dirty and sweaty, just finished playing Sunday morning set. Got der, collected her bag, walking d street with her was torture, guyz hailing my name, her perfume nailed it all. Twas classy, i felt lyk disappearing coz of shyness. She was just smilling her sparkling teeth. Got to ma rum offered her chair she refused, said she wanted to lie down on d bed dat shez tired. Her eye contact fit kill person. I knew wat she wanted buh i wasn't ready to lose my V dat day. After all d gist twas tym to go, saw her off to d junction. She climbed d bike was about to pay she rejected it. While we were arguing as to who will pay, she just pulled me by d collar and planted one hot kiss on my lips. Twas crazy, All d okada men were just shouting.. Twas asif d ground shld swallow me. I tuk a step to walk thousand eyes were folowing me. I had to tek bike to my place dat was just a stone trow from d junction.

whoa bro such a hit, front to front

So she wan mk d guy straff am thru d cloth ni wen dem marry?

healthyarena:
Is that amber rose or a doll?

na albino

askakim:
I travelled all the way from my university to unilorin to visit her then, as she saw me from a distance, she kissed me publicly then n I was really shy.. we are not together again but I still miss her company

take heart brava

schumastic:
gave me a slap in a public place at night, then she stopped a bike and went home cus i looked at another lady ass not knowing is cus of the stain i saw that distracted me...well she came home apologizing, but i made her appease the gods in a good and bad way

lol..

Mimido2:
I actually tot he was trying to clean my face with his hand and he kissed me but I didn't kiss him back(it was embarrassing)

yeah some surprises cud be embarrasing at times...bt if u knew him fr a long time bfr..den i tink he was serious, i guess

DeTrickster:
Hav a colleague give you a BJ in the office lift

and

Once tried to have sex in the lavatory of a flight (it wasn't too comfortable and the hostess wasn't very happy lol)

oh Bro

RoyalBlak007:
[color=#FE00DE]1....a lady..much older..asked me out...[/color]

[color=#FE0070]2.Begged me for sexx[/color]

and u cried dat mummy wee beat u

Mimido2:
lol....no I wasn't.....he is just a friend dat wanted to try new things

well, since u didn't stop d nigga...means u kinda wanted in as well

Mimido2:
Hmmmmmm......kissing some one Hu is not ur gf in broad day light by d road is definitely crazy

WTF!! tot u were referring to boo

na wetin lock hin preek fr punna?

Leriebloom:
Telling me he would kneel down and beg me if i dont say yes to him.And he did, he thought it was funny bt i didnt(Thank God it happened in the evening)

lol, dat bru meant business... btw, happy birthday

Mimido2:
he kissed me by d road side

lol, i don't see dat as crazy...jst dat it's rarely seen here

slyIsaac:
Is stealing my sister's shoe crazy Enough....Damn bi.tch was freaky

lol...did ya just called ur sis a b.itch?

cruzita:
She came and kissed me while I was half asleep.didn't know if it was friendly or something else

She? was she ah Lez

HateU2:

wad

lol..no b india again?

Hey, no lies lets just be real here...
LEGGO

u bin dey labour ni?

1 looks a bit natural

But they only touch our POCKETS